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You pull up to your gay neighbor's house, loudly in your Hummer, so that they'll know you're there. He walks out of his house with the rat in his arms, snuggling it like it's something to be proud of!

You get out of the vehicle with an AK-47. "Don't fucking move!" you growl, aiming straight at the rodent.

"Oh my god!" he screams. "Please! Don't hurt us!"

"Give me the dog, faggot!" you snarl, advancing.

"No!" he cries, trying to shield the rat. "Not Mrs. Sunnykins!"
*[[Shoot the gay]]
*[[Shoot the dog]]
*[[Shoot the gay and the dog]]
*[[Renounce your evil, Republican ways once and for all and devote your life to Liberalism and benevolence]]
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