Bottle of champagne

From Create Your Own Story

"Very good, madame."

You hang up the phone and there's a knock at the door. You open it to find a perky brunette in a tight-fitting maid's uniform standing there with a cool bottle of bubbly in a bucket of ice.

"Your champagne," the maid says.

You take the champagne and you:

• Tip the maid
• Spray the maid with the bubbly
• Stick the bottle up your snatch