Join Syanyde, the heavy/thrash metal band

From Create Your Own Story

You turn goth/emo (you pick) like the rest of the band. You have a concert at Utah. Over 30,000 people came. You start off the concert with a song talking about how you hate god. At the end of the song u see, in the way back, a group of lights getting bigger. All of a sudden you see that those lights are torches. OMG. your band and you start running for the hills. They catch up to you first and you end up with a pitch fork in your dick, and you never got laid before. They were Mormon. Who would of guessed? The rest of the band got away, unharmed, and now they are a kids band, hoping the same thing never happens again. 20 years later, you are a 40 year old virgin, and your eating at a restaurant. One of the Mormons at the concert recognizes you ,pulls out a shot gun, and blows out your stomach. You die from blood loss.

The End.