Down The Rabbit Hole

From Create Your Own Story

So it's a boring Friday night, and you're sitting at your computer. All day you've been illegally downloading music and looking at porn, when you come across something completely new. It's a PDF file of a book called The Principia Discordia.

You read through the whole thing, and think to yourself, "Gee, I think I want to become a Discordian." Having thought this thought, you consult the MegaBarf Listing of Erisian Things to Do and do one or more or maybe even all of them.

The MegaBarf Listing of Erisian Things To Do
1	Declare yourself a Pope	2	Try to summon Eris	�	Go get a hotdog
4	Print out the contents of the book and eat them	5	Start posting Fnords on message boards	6	Edit the Wikipedia entry on Discordianism
7	Give up	8	Edit this page	9�	Do something completely random!
10	Invest in a printing press	11	Arm yourself with jellybeans	23	Fnord
13	Add fake, unclickable links on wiki pages	14	This space for rent	15	Seek the 23 Apples of Eris
16	Roll dice	17	Explore the Starseed Trance-Mission	18	Sing a hymn to Discordianism
19	Bless a cockroach	20	Mu	21

Status
Health	23	Equipment: none
MP	23
Level	23