Demand that Bruno remove the bat

From Create Your Own Story

You yell at Bruno to remove the bat. Bruno looks soft of sheepish. He steps up behind you, puts one hand on your shoulder and the other on the tip of the bat and yanks, hard. You scream again as the bat rips its way out of your bowels. You can't believe how badly your asshole hurts.

You eventually feel better, but you walk a bit funny for the rest of your life.

The End.