Piggy's Day/Jump onto Morris' ship
From Create Your Own Story
You decide to bail out before it's too late.
Fat-Piggy: "Make way, you dumb ass!"
Swordhand-Morris: "No, the plank won't hold the two of us!"
Too late, you've already jumped. The plank bends down, and cracks in half.
Swordhand-Morris: "Ye fat ass! This is yer fault!"
Fat-Piggy: "No, this is YOUR fault!"
Swordhand-Morris: "How could this be my fault?"
Fat-Piggy: "Because I'm ANGRY!"
You fall into the water, and both grab onto the broken piece of plank to float. The two ships, still in full motion, quickly become unreachable. You are left to the ocean currents, arguing with your nemesis. After a few hours the currents bring you close enough to an island, a plot of sand with only a palm tree.
Swordhand-Morris: "Oh, great. GREAT. I'll have to spend the rest of my fleetin' life with my sworn enemy."
Fat-Piggy: "Yeah? Well so do I."
You then see a message in a bottle floating by.
Fat-Piggy: "Oh, look. I've got mail."
Swordhand-Morris: "Ye ain't got nottin' - it's mine!"
The two of you fight over the bottle. Then, the cork flies right off, and out comes a billow of smoke. From the smoke forms a large man with a black beard and a black hat with a skull and crossbones pattern.
Genie: "YAAARGH! I'm the genie in a message in a bottle. I can grant each of ya two wishes."
Both of you simultaniously call for the genie to kill the other.
Genie: "Hell no! I'm sure ya can do that yourselves. To get proper wishes outta you, I'll make the two of ya forget you've ever met"
The genie raises his hand, and now you have no recollection of Sword-Hand Morris.
Genie: "Now, what'll it be?"
You wish to have your right hand back. So does Morris.
Genie: "That sounds better."
The genie raises his hand, and your hands grow back, and your prostethics fall off. Morris picks up his prostetchic to have it later made into a proper sword.
Genie: "You have one more wish."
Morris: "Take me back to my ship!"
Morris dissapears from the island, and reappears back at his ship. The genie turns to you.
Genie: "Final wish. Think carefully."
Fat-Piggy: "Okay, I also want to leave this island, but I want to go on a vacation, somewhere I've never been in before."
Genie: "How about I transport you to the future?"
Fat-Piggy: "Good idea! Send me to some nice beach location say... 30271 years in the future."
Genie: "Why that number?"
Fat-Piggy: "It's the furtest I've ever counted."
The genie raises his hands once more, and you find yourself on a beach in Australia, in 32011.
Fat-Piggy: "Oh, this is nice. I can relax right here for a moment..."
You take a nap for an hour. Then, you hear a loud *splash*, and an enourmous wave hits the shore.
Fat-Piggy: "What the bloody hell..."
You see Piggy swimming ashore. He looks just like you, and you decide to go and have a word with him. Piggy notices you.
Piggy: "What the... Oh, man, you look just like me, only a bit pudgier..."
Fat-Piggy: "What's that supposed to mean? For a pig, 1000 pounds is a healthy weight."
The two of you get to know each others, and decide your likeness may not be a coincidence. After a brief search of the beach, you find two more Piggies.
Piggy: "This is getting confusing on many levels. First things first, we need to differentiate between ourselves. I'll be Piggy 1, Capn' will be Piggy 2, and so forth, in order of being found."
Piggy 2: "Fine, though I was here before you..."
Each of you have a different story of how you got there. Piggie 1 fell from a spaceship, you were transported to future by a genie, Piggie 3 fell through a crack in time, Piggie 4 escaped that same crack in time and flew to Australia on an aeroplane, and Piggie 5 is on the run from a man called John Timberman. Together with your duplicates, you scour the beach for more Piggies, to no avail. You then start traversing the city's streets, and soon enough, you find a corner where you see a two Piggies, one standing still on the other side of the street, and another one walking away from you.
Piggy 2: Let's split up. Half of us go and chase down that other Piggy, and half of us stay here and see what that other Piggy is doing.
