Piggy's Day/The apparent state of war
From Create Your Own Story
Piggy: "You do realize that Slethany has recently become a state of USA?"
Chief: "Yes. That's one of the reasons ve set up a kamp here. ve can vait for the armed forces to arrive and help them eradicate the elves."
Piggy: "Sounds like you need the help of an expert on Attic Elves!"
Chief: "Hm? vhat do you knov about them?"
Piggy: "You see, a few years back I got infected by Attic Elves and went crazy. I was only saved because I was taken to a hospital, and the elves were sucked out with a mind reader machine."
Chief: "Vell that isn't much help. The closest mind reader machine is 100 kilometers avay in the university of Nairobi."
Piggy: "That's not all. When I got out of the hospital, they gave me this pamflet describing all the neccessary means to counterbattle Attic Elves."
You show them the pamflet.
Chief: "Hohoo! Eksellent, this is just the thing ve needed. Nov ve can protekt ourselves until the armed forces arrive. What can we do to repay you?"
Piggy: "Well, is there a safe way out of this jungle?"
According to the chief:
