Dare her to change DICK into DUCK
From Create Your Own Story
"I dare you to change DICK into DUCK," you say, confident that her magic is just parlor tricks.
She grins evilly and produces an eraser from nowhere. She rubs out the I from DICK and writes in a U. You laugh at her but it sounds like a quack. The audience applauds wildly. You flap your wings but they just applaud louder. You fly away until you find a nice quiet pond.
The female ducks turn out to be easy lays.
The End.
