Piggy's Day/Why they won't leave
From Create Your Own Story
Piggy: "If you've escaped from Scandinavia all the way to here, how come you don't just find a safer place to stay?"
Chief: "We could easily leave, but many of our own people are still in Sudenkuoppas. We've tried to build a comprehesive road network to battle this problem, but..."
You then start hearing giggling.
Chief: "Oh, no. ALL MEN TO ARMS! THE ELVES ARE ATTACKING!"
The chief hands you a vaccuum cleaner, and puts a tin foil hat on your head.
Chief: "Here, use this vaccuum to suck those suckers up, and this tin foil hat will prevent you from going insane. We need all the help we can get."
Piggy: "But... I've never battled any..."
The chief and all other samis attack the horde of invading Attic Elves. Then, the elves see and recognize you.
Elf 1: "Eye! Pig!"
Elf 2: "Pig. Eat!"
The elven horde becomes unorganized, as they start running around, trying to avoid being eaten by you.
Chief: "They're retreating!"
Tribesman: "What are they going on about nazis?"
The attack is soon extinguished. The chief comes to thank you.
Chief: "Piggy, with you managed to scare away an entire battallion of elves. We are in debt. Would you like to stay with us until the US armed forces arrive to help with our elven problem?"
You wish to:
