Crumple them up

From Create Your Own Story

You crumple up your blank pages, venting your destructive impulses on the hapless sheets of mashed tree pulp.

That felt good.

Now what do you do for an encore?

• Go get a hotdog
• Declaire yourself a Pope
• Fnord
• Roll dice
• Sing a hymn to Discordianism
• Arm yourself with jellybeans
• Add fake, unclickable links on wiki pages
• Edit the Wikipedia entry on Discordianism
• Try to summon Eris