Fling the test tube across the room

From Create Your Own Story

You fling the vial of red frothy brew across the room. It hits the floor and explodes into a cloud of red smoke. The smoke rises up to the ceiling, forming a huge cylinder, which drifts away revealing a nasty-looking demon with horns, tusks, cloven hooves and a firm, twelve-inch dick.

Do you:

• Do a hurried search for a secret passage
• Wave at the demon
• Yell at the mad scientist to open the exit