Ask if they can spare a cigarette.

From Create Your Own Story

"Sorry," says one of the girls. "These are our last two."

She's got short black hair cut in a bob, which she has to keep brushing out of her eyes. Her friend is a demure brunette with green eyes. Neither of them seem too happy with your interruption.

• Offer them $500 for a blowjob.
• Tell them you don't really smoke anyway; you just wanted to talk to them.
• Grab that hefty stick nearby and clobber them.