Y4H: Ask her about the balls (7d)

From Create Your Own Story

You: Well, why shouldn't they? You think I committed grand larceny because of balls?

DA: That's part of the evidence against you, yes.

You: Grand larceny! Do you think those balls were real solid gold?

DA: Good heavens, no.

You: And how much do they cost, anyway?

DA: Oh, they were on sale at the Palace last week, maybe eigh...hey! I'm asking the questions here! And, ahhh, I have no further questions. To ask, see?

Well, that went well, or you think it did. There is no further evidence. Time for closing statements.