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LCM/Kiss her back and pretend like nothing is going on.

Wolfskin75 — Sun, 29 Oct 2017 17:48:43 GMT

Wolfskin75:

You close your eyes and kiss her. Half-hearted attempt at best. You are still trying to figure this out. Her breath is warm. sweet and scented with coffee. She attempts to give you a little bit of a open mouthed kiss when she pulls back. You open your eyes to a see a look of horror on her face. Tears begin to form in her eyes. She wipes her mouth with her hand and pretends to clear sleep from her eyes.

"You don't remember anything that happened do you?" She said as the joy drained from her face. She sit on the corner of the bed and crosses her legs.

You feel like shit. She is nice and pretty but just wish you could recall something about last night. You drop your clothes and set next to her. You kick your panties off your foot as well.

"Well, if you did remember it, it was a good night. We talked, and drunk lots of wine. Well, the wine part you figured out. You thought I was so beautiful. You commented on my... body. Listen you don't have to stay. " She is hiding her face or at least turning it away from you the whole time.

"I am so sorry, I need to make this up to you somehow. I really have NO IDEA what happened last night. I am not talking, "I rather forget it so let's pretend I forgot" I am talking NOTHING. I have to get to work, but I can call them and let them know I will be a little late."

"Oh god.. I will just call him and let him know your going to be late,... In fact," She turns her head toward you. She had been crying but something has replaced it. A evil grin. Not take over the world evil but... "you are going to be my personal assistant today. I will in fact, tell you all about last night and you will then let me know what you think. Then, only then, will I let you have your car keys back."

*[[LCM/ accept graciously and get ready to have an adventure | accept graciously and get ready to have an adventure ]]

*[[LCM/ complain a little and just leave | complain a little and just leave ]]

[[Category:Life Changing Morning]]

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Wolfskin75 — Thu, 14 Sep 2017 06:21:42 GMT

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== [[User:Teejay|Teejay]] ==

Epitaph for a gunslinger:

Here lies Lester Moore

Four shots from a .44

No Les, no more.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I've seen the all the problems begin with MEN on a T-shirt. I've been tempted to get it for my GF.

The Lester Moore epitaph is very famous. I'm surprised you've never seen it before.

That poem sounds like it was written by a guilt free Catholic school girl. :)

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A judge was doing arraignments, and the prisoners were in the holding cell of the courthouse, being called forward one by one. Four men were left in the cell when the judge looked at his next case:

State of California vs. Steven Lewon Crook

"Crook!" said the judge. "Step forward!"

All four men stepped out of the holding cell.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

You did a good job with it. As far as I can tell from years of practice, good oral sex when a man goes down on a woman involves being gentle, tonguing her clit, rubbing it while you slip your tongue inside her, and basically following her body's cues until she gushes on your face (and then doing it again and again.)

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I judge Teddy to be about 13. He'll lose interest eventually, probably sooner rather than later.

Headline spotted recently: MILF BRACES FOR FAP OFFENSIVE

My reaction: "Whiskey... Tango... Foxtrot?"

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Maybe they are. When I'm alone in the apartment I'll walk around in my underwear, so maybe they just don't think about it.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

After what happened, no terrorist will come near any of her other concerts. You know security will be ridiculously tight. Definitely go if you want to. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A psychiatrist and a proctologist share an office building. They put up a sign on the front: THE DEPARTMENT OF ODDS AND ENDS. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Your English isn't getting worse. What you're describing doesn't have a formal name.

More... h'mmm. Climb and boink, where she climbs a tree and the guys have to climb up to her and boink her. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

In a single day, Samson slew a thousand Philistines with the jawbone of an ass. Every day, thousands of sales are killed with the same weapon. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Even for me, a very fast reader, that took a good chunk of time to read. You're an excellent writer and it's very well written. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I'm quite honored. :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

That's very understandable. I do the same thing with the stories I write for Literotica. It's a way of expressing myself and doing things I can't do IRL. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

When the Angles (with the Saxons) invaded England, they settled in what became known as the Land Debatable, namely the north of England and the south of Scotland. The acute Angles went north and the obtuse ones south. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Very awesome band. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

We all have hidden desires. That's one of yours. It doesn't surprise me. Hope you're doing well. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I'm glad you got to show off and didn't get in trouble. And you ''are'' quite attractive, especially to people who, unlike me, don't prefer women who are as wide as they are tall.

I kind of froze up on the scooter thing. Sorry. I should have handled it better.

Glad to hear that you and your husband still lust each other, in addition to loving each other. Enjoy! -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

When you used the phrase "get off my chest," it brought to mind an old Dilbert.

Dogbert: "This is the thief who took the decoy lunch...which we laced with synthetic female hormones!"

Wally: "You can't prove anything!"

Dogbert: "Is there something you'd like to get off your chest?" -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

That works. :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Believe me, I understand the frustration. The (late) mother of my children and I had a spectacular love life until our first child was born. After that, it was impossible, nearly, to find time. When we did, she clearly released a lot of pent up energy. I hope you find some (safe) way of releasing yours. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A Republican politician is giving a speech at a large public auditorium and making all sorts of promises everyone knows are a bunch of hot air. A heckler stands up and bellows, "All that will happen when pigs fly!"

The Republican beckons the heckler onto the stage. Thrusting the microphone under the heckler's nose, he says, "Let me guess. You're a liberal."

The heckler replies with, "My grandfather was a Democrat, my father was a Democrat, and I am and always will be a Democrat."

The Republican, unfazed, responds smoothly with, "Suppose your grandfather had been a jackass and your father had been a jackass. What would that make you?"

Without missing a beat, the heckler booms, "A Republican!"

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Comment from an Internet comment thread:

When the deer have guns too, then and only then will hunting be considered an actual sport. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Those were awesome. And a little too close to my reality to make me laugh. I actually had the conversation in #14 with both my (now passed) wives. And knowing that words don't work in that situation, I ended up going down on them and after they were cummed out, sticking my head up and saying, "Did that answer your question?" -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A classic from the Golden Age. Back when those kind of movies had actual plot. Watched both it and the original Taboo in the same week... about 22 years ago. I recommend it. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Technically, you'd have to ask Platypus, he's the one who created the "base" characters for SSR, but I'm on the assumption that it's no coincidence the slut neighbor is named "Debbie".

P.S. I turn 44 in October. From the information publicly available already, that I'm old enough to to have two kids one of whom is a teenager, you probably could have guessed pretty close to the correct answer. And if I watched those movies 22 years ago, well you have to be at least 18 to watch them so that would in and of itself imply at least 40. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

They were younger children when I wrote that intro, back about 6 years ago when I first found this site :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

It's well written. I don't want to think about it too much because that kind of thing, even though it's only fantasy, still turns my stomach a bit. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Man in doctor's office: "My name is Daniel Nathan Reed. I don't initial ''anything''." :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

From the late George Carlin:

Hospitals often name a new facility after the person who makes the major donation. I grew up with a neighborhood guy who is now extremely wealthy, and I'm hoping someday he'll make a big donation. I just want to drive past the hospital and see the No-Balls Malone Cancer Pavilion. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Can you guess what book I'm reading just from the chapter titles? :)

The ''Tomahawk'' * Good Samaritan * Earthport * The Astrogators' Guild * "...Your Money And My Know-How..." * "Spaceman" Jones * Eldreth * Three Ways To Get Ahead * Chartsman Jones * Garson's Planet * "Through The Cargo Hatch" * Halcyon * Transition * Anywhere * "This Isn't A Picnic" * "-- Over A Hundred Years --" * Charity * Civilization * A Friend In Need * "-- A Ship Is Not Just Steel --" * The Captain Of The ''Asgard'' * The ''Tomahawk''

(Yep, the first and last chapters have the same title.) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Finished ''Starman Jones'' and now I'm reading an even older book, one published over 100 years ago. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A census worker was going house to house collecting information, and knocks on the door of an apartment. The only resident is a 25-year-old woman. After explaining why he's there, he starts to record the information. They get to the line for Occupation, and she says, "Hooker."

"I can't put that."

"Then put prostitute."

"That's not a legal occupation. I can't put that!"

"Okay, put down chicken farmer."

"Chicken farmer?"

"Yeah. Last year I raised 1,000 cocks."

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I know nothing about the Fallout world. But I was able to piece together enough to make the story sensible. And as always, your talent for writing shines through. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Also, I noticed there are still some redlinks on The Exhibitionist. Did you plan to fill those? -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

In England, there is a charitable group called the Women's Association that operates nationwide. The local branches are named for the localities (London Women's Association, Nottingham Women's Association, Sheffield Women's Association, &c.)

When the group opened a branch in the village of Ugley, the local branch -- with good reason -- did not want to be the Ugley Women's Association. So they changed their name to the Women's Association (Ugley Division.) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

When asked to use the word "horticulture" in a sentence, Dorothy Parker instantly replied, "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think." -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

What movie did I just watch?

"I'm here to deliver a message from Mr. Lacombe." "Just you?" "I don't see anyone else around. Mr. Lacombe said to tell you... camel jockeys... that if you fuck with him, he's gonna cut off your balls and stick 'em up your ass. [samples food on table] You guys eat this shit?" "You are a dead man." "I'm not afraid to die... are you?" "No... Allah protects us." "Well, then... [smashes other guy's face into table] this shouldn't hurt!" -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

The movie is the 1991 film "The Hitman", starring Michael Parks, Al Waxman, Alberta Watson and Ken Pogue. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A biology teacher in an all girls high school decides to see if the pupils have studied the day's lesson.

"Kate, what part of the human body, when stimulated properly, expands to six times it's normal size?"

Kate blushes and stammers, "That's.... inappropriate to ask."

"Jill, what part of the human body, when stimulated properly, expands to six times its normal size?"

"The pupil of the eye, in dim light."

"Correct. Kate, three things. One, you didn't study. Two, you have a dirty mind. Three, you're going to be very disappointed."

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Sorry you're feeling ill. Hope you and your son recover quickly. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Those were good.

A brilliant young student at Trinity / Computed the cube of infinity / But the number of digits / Gave him the fidgets / He chucked math and took up divinity.

Connors said "Bet that I'll beat ya"/ To the odd-shaped mechanical creature / But it won in straight sets / And then quipped at the net / "Bjorn Cyborg's the name. Glad to meet ya."

A robot with lofty inflection / Read Stein in the poetry section / But read it "Arose / Is arose is arose" / And thought it concerned resurrection.

An epicure dining at Crewe / Found a rather large mouse in his stew / Cried the waiter, "Don't shout / And wave it about / Or the rest will be wanting one too."

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

== [[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] ==

What I was pissed off about? Eh, just the same old smutty crap on this website. I still find it contemptible but...I really can't muster any energy to gripe in the discussions. I just...there's just so much. So much crap and all my edits...I can't change a damn thing because I don't want to change it, I want to burn it to the ground and start again. That's my problem, the premises of these things.

So. How have you been?

P.S Did you write "Nudisma Terena"?---[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 18:31 (Louisiana Time), 19 May 2017

Mind if I make a few suggestions for this whole "boinking" thing? (Also, why "boink"? Why'd you choose that as a word?)

1. Truth and Boink?

2. Freeze Boink?

3. Simon Says: Boink Edition?

4. Boink Poker?

Just spitballing.

P.S Is this story a real story for you or just part of your rants? And, yes, I get the joke.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 17:48 (Louisiana Time), 9 June 2017

How do you think a "sexual horror" story would go?--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 12:41 (Louisiana Time), 12 June 2017

That was one of my first thoughts: rape. But I was wondering if there are more ways to show "sexual horror" then that, more dimensions. Something more...subtle.

Why these thoughts? Well, I'm just taking genres and mixing them together, seeing what comes out.

P.S Can you help me with some category help? I'm trying to do multiple categories for my "Dungeons and Dragons" review like this:

The Review- Adult Stories| Dungeons and Dragons| Female Elf Paladin Review. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 12:31 (Louisiana Time), 13 June 2017

You know what? Go ahead, rewrite the scene with the spirit you described, just have her SHOW it! Have her SHOW a fucking emotion! Have some actual dialogue! I'm not asking for a total change, I'm asking for this page to actually look like a fucking book! "Present the page better" is all I'm asking. And "make it less skeevy", if that's possible.

And, for the love of god, DESCRIBE THINGS! PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, DESCRIBE EVERYTHING! I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS, JUST DESCRIBE IT SO PEOPLE CAN HAVE A CLEAR IDEA OF WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE READING! Hell, I give you permission to describe the protagonist's breasts, just give the reader SOMETHING!

Oh, and you can just ignore the whole "half-elf" thing. I don't expect you to know about them and for this instance, you don't need to. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 9:42 (Louisiana Time), 15 June 2017

The groping and pawing happened at the clothing shop, erm, tent.

Also, yes, I know the rest of the story makes no sense. You know my pain. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 17:52 (Louisiana Time), 19 June 2017

...You have automatically lost all respect from me with those lyrics.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 11:13 (Louisiana Time), 19 July 2017

Erm, sorry. I've been sorta busy and I kinda forgot about it. I'll try to give you my proper opinion soon but I can't do it right now because I slept pretty late last night, about 3 A.M. Going to say one thing: your page was a major fucking improvement over the last one. There was actual ''dialogue'' for fuck's sake! Never understand why there wasn't no fucking dialogue I'll come by later to the page to update it so that it could properly begin in a Forgotten Realms story. Changing some names, adding some bits of descriptions, etc.

You know, there's something weird about the stories on that CYOS. I don't think a lot of it was made by people who were thinking "Forgotten Realms" when they made it. It feels like generic D&D stuff with some vanilla D&D info thrown in. The mentions of Pelor, for one thing. While Pelor, the god of the Sun, is a D&D god, he's not a Forgotten Realms god. The closest there may be to Pelor is Lathander, the Morninglord, the God of spring, dawn, etc. Edit: Huh. There's actually a table in ''Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting'' handbook that tells you which D&D deities to convert to Forgotten Realms deities. Pelor, for example, can be switched with Lathander, Ilmater, the Broken God, or Torm, the Loyal Fury.

P.S Sing some Foo Fighters lyrics for me and ''maybe'' I will forgive your sins.-[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 21:27 (Louisiana Time), 13 August 2017

If you aren't busy, perhaps you could do the red links for this page: D&D: FHR: The cloaked merchant : "Let's see how far you are willing to go...."

Try it like you did for the bard page.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 14:12 (Louisiana Time), 14 August 2017

Going to stay away from this site for some time. Planning on sitting down and reading the handbooks for Forgotten Realms. There's a lot of interesting lore and story ideas in this stuff. And it's all on the internet, free to download! Oh, and to answer your question:

A. For D&D: Well, she can't really do it because she only has a part of the whole map right now. She needs all of them. And there's the guards behind him. Also, that creep doesn't own the shop. I think the shop owner went home for the night or something.

To be honest, I was thinking of something like that. You know, the protag somehow getting it away from the creep without putting out any more "goods". The best bet would be to get him alone and then...you know.

B. "Don't have sex!" Are you sure you weren't inspired by the manga "My Balls" where a man has to not ejaculate for a whole month to save the world? Yes, this is real. I am NOT kidding. Also, go ahead. That will be a breath of fresh air.

C. Go wild.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 00:18 (Louisiana Time), 15 August 2017

== Enier ==

TQ for the tips.

Also, you do not need to have a template. That was put there so you know how to make one if you want. It is not required, and is not useful if your story isn't going to use it. If it is, well, you can replace the template, but they are hard to figure out. Let me know if you need help on it.Reply:

Remind me what a template is?

Can you do combination linking?

Help with the status bar! I need an explanation clearer than the tutorial!

I want something like the table in the tutorial, but blue. can u send me the code?

TQ. How do I make A Wiki?

==Platypus==

Thank you for your efforts thus far. I appreciate your help, and you have my sympathy for your loss of brain cells. At some point, when I'm feeling brave, I'll tackle what remains. Hot and Horny was most written by writers that I pushed away from Smutty Sex Romp and Rampage, and much of it is pretty cringe worthy.

"I'm about to pop an egg." There should be a collection of truly, awfully bad lines somewhere. That turkey deserves special recognition for sheer awfulness. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 12:42, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

Thanks for the heads up. And good job messing with the spammer's spammy spam! --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 11:54, 9 August 2017 (UTC)

== Wolfskin75==

did this work? --[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am thinking of a several character story... And like your too graphic. I wanted to incorporate pictures. Non that have copyright but to give the reader a idea of what i am visualizing. I am trying to find a way to pitch my ideas without it being public... But i dont use anom email so...yeah. I think however, i should work on figuring out the mechanics before i start writing. And i invite you to add to were you see fit. I like your stories. (i read some.) --
[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Well, my idea goes like this. I want to write a two prong story: about a neighborhood of deviants that a Mom and her daughter move into. They are fresh from a divorce from a wealthy guy so he buys them a House in this neighborhood. I want to Mom to become some Wife's pet (romance themed but lots of kink Dom/sub exploring fetishes... mostly my own) the choices will be who you sub too. Whether it be a loving woman or a cruel pain master. and at the same time her daughter (totally cute emo girl) will become a Dom to one of the daughters of the town. Of course they will be men in it.. but only as a side story.. (men have no place in my fantasy world) Of course.... this is basically how the neighborhood works... they were moved there on purpose. I love reading stories where two girls find a comfortable love full of their kinks . yes... no? any tips or whatever would be nice.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Okay, I have corrected some things. I apologize for some misunderstandings. I guess I am looking for more of a mentor? someone to bounce ideas off of. None of the ideas I have are set in stone and I am still trying to even figure out how to get started. I am just more looking for some sort of communication and would like someone to collaborate with eventually. I am new here and I am just testing the waters. To see what is up.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Thank you. I am currently working on adding things to "Mom can be bad". I am going to try and class up the story a bit and learn the formatting. I have a lot to think about. You're right, some of the stories are down right stupid. you're also right and that I am more about the innocence rather than the age.. Let me digest what you wrote, it was all good .. and I very glad for your time. thank you again.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

You said a couple things that I can relate. The reason I want to write this story is that, I just to chat with a bunch of real life little's. It was SOOOO great and they where all so full of life and happiness. Of course things got drama filled at times but It was something I could "feel". I wanted to be a protector. Not someone who would punish and then After care.. but ALL After care. and since I am married so I fantasize ... ALOT. but Like I said, it's not normal, (like most things I am involved in) for instance... I read rampage. and EVERY Ending I got to was a happily ever after ending. I think that say a lot of about my mind where I want to go with this story of mind. The strong protecting the weak. Someone protecting those who would be prey and letting them live in happiness. Of course there is sex and kinkiness but it's the best of all environments. safety and trust. this is more where I want my stories to go. Like I said. I am going to press on with adding to "Mom can be bad" not only warming up my writing skills and figuring out the format (like if you make one choice it effects the rest of the story sort of thing) and See what I can do. I am dealing with Lisa, 40 married and Tera 50 divorced. ( is there some sort of forum for these type of formatting questions?)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am trying to add a page a day and see what happens. I have already ended my first thread. :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

nice, can I use that?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Very nice. I am loving making these little snippets. Even though i fantasize about it, I am not sure if i got the feeling right. Since i am not female all i have to go on is other writings and since i don't have a book length to write and develop these feelings. I don't know what its like for a straight "married" woman to get picked up at a bar by another and go with it. I will use your snippets. But i invite you to add the story. :) I am also having fun making most of the men villians.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Again. Thank you. I have a lot of editing to do amd make it all says in line. Thank you thank you. To know you are reading what i am writing...yay. I need to become a stronger writer. I am actually having some issues. 1. How do you slog through the middle stuff? I am having troubles feeling overwhelmed with stuff that has to hhappen to make the story ...er semi good rather than just the dirty parts. Do i make sense?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

For instance, I was thinking about making it back to the house. I have several story points where things need to happen before the Preg story gets to the house. I add some sex parts, things in fact I would love to do. What I am having trouble with is trying to get the notion that She might not be totally okay with this and that when she gets to house she is like "what the fuck am I doing." or maybe have that moment in the car.

I really need to spend some time really trying to catch up on things.

Not every woman has DD or 38g breast, not every woman shaves ( and thank god for that.) all the woman in my stories don't have huge boobs. I fantasize about smaller breast and I am not afraid to write about pubic hair.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am trying to get more from you... To hopefully get you to boil over into a story. :) whatever you want to tell me...please be sure i am "listening". ;).

Also i have been busy lately so i haven't had much time to respond.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I love the way you write. You include little things.. little things are always the important things right. and yes.. both of those things were great! I am going on vacation for a week. I will be back though. Hopefully I will some updated work for you

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I have wrote alot ... Cant wait to post it. How have you been?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I would ask you a favor. I love what you wrote by the way... Totally totally enjoyed it. *wink* again and again...

I need you to write a lesbian sex scene between Tera and Beth. I am adding a scene...after the dancing scene she goes home drunk with Beth..could you write the sex...can be bleary and nebulous...but it would be amazing if you would...?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Will do. I will also read the links you sent. How would you like me to get that to you? Email or post it here? I will just living out a fantasy :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Tera, 50 mother of two, I envision her being bi curious her whole life just stuck in a rut. Blond hair, dyed. To cover the grey.. Beth a mid 20's redhead in college. Loves older woman. And likes the older woman sort of a mother like girlfriend..Knows Tera ( knows her daughter and is someone's daughter that Tera will know. Tera is of the generation that doesnt shave..pubic hair i mean. Beth is smaller chested then Tera. Normal breast Tera's would slightly not perky.
Beth is the predator in this case...i want to have some regert in the morning but enough to force her hand in a choice. So far she has moved slowly but she has moved forward... Thats the direction i want to head. Plus... I havent posted the next post which will go in front of this...so you have a little time

I am trying not to make something typical.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I find myself wanting to add on to other stories... But alot of them have elements i dont like and really cant further the story the way i would like with the cast as it is. I could just go and rewrite the story...but i would rather contact the author and make the change.....sigh....or just make one of my own i guess.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

back home and posting again. :) figured it all out.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Any details you can provide about that...I am more than happy to read...re read ..
Have my own activities..then re read again. I would like to know...especially the tying part...

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I feel so lazy...i havent been writing..bad me..lol

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I have a question. Do you understand my writing? Like if you had to critque it. What would be a couple of good things i could work on?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:55, 14 July 2017 (UTC)

I added two or three more pages last night. I really need have a edit day. If I could crave out a day to JUST EDIT that would be great. *sigh*

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:35, 15 July 2017 (UTC)

Wanted to touch base. How are you doing?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 20:10, 16 July 2017 (UTC)

Thank you..its awesome. It was perfect and I..thank you for your time. Family def comes first

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:31, 18 July 2017 (UTC)

I have a question for you? it's kind of private. how can I ask you?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 00:23, 19 July 2017 (UTC)

I have been really tired lately, I plan to work on this weekend. I am not giving up. Life has just gotten busy, I still love the writing and I still crave the interaction. Thank you for your time and effort. I look really good, and I will get my head screwed on right promise.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:23, 20 July 2017 (UTC)

I was finally able to read it. I am changing it all to first person. since I think, that how I wrote the rest of the story? I wasn't sure so I have copies of both just in case. I will be working on the rest of it and that's what I want to buzz you about. I think it would be easier. to use discord for our edits? and I wanted to buzz you my Discord info. As you can leave something there for days and I can see it there when every I log on. I was just thinking about it. Plus we maintain our safety and secure. :) HIGHLY HIGHLY sexy stuff!!! thank you.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 07:25, 21 July 2017 (UTC)

So far it's golden. I find myself really enjoying the foreplay as I usually do in real life. As a kid in middle school I taught myself through many a bad movie to listen to a woman's body and learn how to please her without "intercourse". I LOVE FOREPLAY. and if that doesn't sound true or read true, there is no point finish the chapter. Anyway I think what you wrote actually feels real rather than what you said to the notes where the they get together and he whips his cock out stuffs it in.. and she lOVES IT! and have five orgasm. THEN, everyone thinks it's a great scene but nothing happened.
Furthermore, one of the parts I find very disrespectful is that they're always written where the women is satisfied beyond the shadow of a doubt, multiple orgasm and after one time having sex, she goes from Virgin she goes to ultra slut. It's just stupid!!! In this story, I wanted to communicate softness and the importance of trust and the sexiness of vulnerability and how that plays into arousal.

as for this conversation. I would say without a DOUBT... I look forward to our interactions and AND I don't know why I hold as much as I do. but... that's a deeper discussion.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 12:52, 21 July 2017 (UTC)

What do you need from me? I am feeling like I have slacked off.. TOTALLY hot scene by the way... :P

What do you use to keep track of the story? I am starting to see the limitations of your basic document editor. I losing my place pretty easily. :(

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 21:42, 23 July 2017 (UTC)

Did you add something? I couldnt make up what was updated?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 21:17, 24 July 2017 (UTC)

Out of the three moms can be bad stories i started. Two of them end up in the same kink. Which is good but i dont want to just write the same thing. Yes i am interested in that kink and those types if relationships but... You have to be anle to expand lol. I am trying to write it from all sides. But i feel like I enjoy writing it why not...but also since I am learning....i am having a bad day and writing porn and reading your hot writing makes me happy.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:15, 24 July 2017 (UTC)

I finally found a shit load of notes you have been leaving. I have starting up stories and just letting it go on. I would have loved to competed in that competition!!! I would have written some awesome stuff. Cream worthy if I do say. Use to take the train to work everyday.. so I had a lot of time to think about this particular thing.

What is my style? I am would have to say I am trained beginner and that my style is "evolving" I am not giving up and I will read all that you have left for me. PROMISE. I am going on vacation again so I hope to have some good pages come of this vacation. I just don't want to be a one trick pony you know.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 06:34, 26 July 2017 (UTC)

Thank you for that. I am going to use it but I had to create my own account and I would have to invite you to work with me. SOOOO if you want to find out who I am really am.. cause I don't have fake email addresses.... Let me know. :) I would be more than happy to invite you onboard. :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 07:19, 26 July 2017 (UTC)

I have gotten the thingy up. I will write some more and invite when i get back form vacation. But a couple of beers and a couple hours to write do wonders?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:24, 27 July 2017 (UTC)

I invited you. I am reading your blog. and I want to work with you on "Maso me" whenever you think I can fit. :) anyway, I will have more soon.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 22:16, 29 July 2017 (UTC)

Okay.. I am going to have to make pages for us. (actually makes me happy) so we can keep better track of our various creative projects. I will have to figure how to do that and then we can add to those.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 00:20, 30 July 2017 (UTC)

did you get the invite?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 16:32, 31 July 2017 (UTC)

Let me work on that. no idea why. I am going back through and editing. I was reading through maso me. I loved the part where they were using her in class. HOT!

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 04:40, 1 August 2017 (UTC)

I did figure out how to get you full access. Try it and let me know.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 04:58, 1 August 2017 (UTC)

Okay. I wanted to right something about a like humiliation type scene that is being filmed, something new for the person involved but not as horrifying as she thought. (i.e. the experience as being used as a sex guide in the "training" part.) I am not sure if that would fit into that story. or even if you wanted it to be in it at all. just was really excited by the training part was all. doing things in front of people you don't know or do know. wanted to add that in. I would add that in to one of the chapters of my story as well. It was hot

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:45, 2 August 2017 (UTC)

So, I started my own story.. YAY. I will work on Lisa's story tonight (or this weekend at least) I added the beginning of the sex scenes with Tera and Beth and introduced a new character or at least named her. (Tera's friend Marla.) Anything else you would like me to do or help you with?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 18:44, 4 August 2017 (UTC)

I like it. you are a really good writer and story teller. I like the way you make the story come together. I am trying to work on my story telling abilities or at least communicating them in written form. I have had writers block as of late. I have plenty of "ideas" but seemingly no time and not a lot motivation. I have been reading a bit lately, and really thinking about what kind of stories I want to tell. It's good and I am really I guess picking out a lot of the crap that I don't want in my stories that traditionally make it into porn. Love your writing, and I love reading. It's some of the most erotic writing I have read.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:32, 10 August 2017 (UTC)

I have block. and I feel like I need to keep writing though. I want to stay productive. :( i am going to a convention next week maybe that will help me clear my head up. YAY.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:30, 11 August 2017 (UTC)

I've been on the convention for a couple days. I have been trying to write a come up with something to write but not really pushing myself. Have you been?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 12:17, 20 August 2017 (UTC)

I am back. SAME HERE!!! I have been needing a release. So I have been thinking of someone to write it out. nope... then I thought Stranger orgy. Which, seemed like a good idea. Until I realized I was a loser and could no way shape or form find one. My wife walked around the house this morning with just underwear. I want to so many things,even in front of the kids. didn't care. but...nothing. So, back to writing. Let's write something dirty ??? Stranger orgy story, two character plan to meet there not knowing what is going happen.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 13:53, 22 August 2017 (UTC)

Alright, time for a rant. I am horny as all get out. Frustrated as hell. Nothing I do seems to help, it only slides me further this big swamp i am stuck in. I know kind of what I want. I have the ideas but I don't see a path to get there. But I know i don't have it all together and I have vauge ideas of what success looks like and I know a lot of time will be in the middle. Am I making sense? I enjoyed my time away at the convention but it seemed like i wasted a whole bunch of time... But it would have been only to stare at a blinking cursor on a screen. I read other erotica... It all sucks but at least they wrote it. I love yours. Specially the one with the girl who goes into the adult book store (have i mentioned that before) i am just stressed and feeling like i am wasting time. I dont want to get up in the morning... But i get up to check for your messages. Everything is crowding me in. I just am aimless. I read some stories about mind control. I find that cool...but all the stories seem to fall apart. Like they lose steam and rely on tropes. Bad ones. What would you do if you had mind control? I know I know for a fact I would use it to get people to admit stuff they are thinking but never say. Aaaaaarrrgghhh am I making sense?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:32, 22 August 2017 (UTC)

YOu and I are in the same boat. Like, THE EXACT same boat.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 06:20, 23 August 2017 (UTC)

So I am crawling out of skin. I have written a couple of pages here and there but not edited. I need to find a editor. I am going to go and make more sense of my outlines. I have let them go.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 00:52, 27 August 2017 (UTC)

AAAARRRGGGGGHH. Okay. I have a new schedule to deal with now so I am dealing with that not so good. I would love to help you out on whatever you need help with. I have added anything in a couple days. but I am still thinking. :) How are you.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 06:08, 31 August 2017 (UTC)

I hope you get better. I know how that can be. with kid's bringing home the sickness. do I have a story for you. LOL

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:55, 11 September 2017 (UTC)

Okay so, I have writing story on a forum (kind of like a back and forth.) and last night I wrote this part that literally broke the story. I was told, the other writer was in fact upset by the part so much that they couldn't bear to write any more. (and you are going to have to believe me on this.) I was really happy that I wrote something that caused an emotional impact. but now... since I am "not me" and this is something I would never share in public as me or anyone else. Which is fine but the point of the matter is, is that I have it in me. I lacking the basics to funnel it through. I am getting lessons on how to write better. (like organizational tips and grammar so on) but I sense that I am inspiring hope. :( I guess the point is that I have like something there. It's going to take a lot of work to dig to it. (make sense?)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 22:25, 11 September 2017 (UTC)

Get better, I miss you.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 06:21, 14 September 2017 (UTC)

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Wolfskin75 — Mon, 11 Sep 2017 22:25:52 GMT

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MCBBL40/ Check her out

Wolfskin75 — Fri, 08 Sep 2017 15:05:27 GMT

Wolfskin75: Created page with 'You fully intended on listening to her. She is a good kid, and she deserves someone to take care of her. “He was all like...we should go to this club and swap...I did it. He …'

You fully intended on listening to her. She is a good kid, and she deserves someone to take care of her.

“He was all like...we should go to this club and swap...I did it. He lied he said we were married. I got fucked by strangers…” she winding up you think.

“They,” she is chocking up “they just used me. He let it happen.” she was crying again.

You couldn't pay attention. You couldn’t focus. She was upset, but you are not happy with people who lie down. You can't blame her for being a victim of course. It was your rugged “I can do anything. I hate losers” attitude. You know she needed you to listen. God… her legs. How can she be so skinny? She eats terribly, drinks like no one you have ever seen. She always so well put together. You admire her if not jealous.

“...and then we met Bryce there, he said you were members”

You go cold. You let out a breath. It must have been loud. She stopped talking. You look at her, her glassy eyes, streaked with tears. Her face so adorable, her sore swelled red eyes. Her peach skin. Freckles like a dusting a cinnamon. She was innocent, and beautiful. Right now however, I needed answers.

*[[MCBBL40-Julie/ Ask Julie for Details, the “GOOD parts” | Ask Julie for Details, the “GOOD parts”]]
*[[MCBBL40-Julie/ Be very Angry with Julie | Be very Angry with Julie]]
*[[MCBBL40-Julie/ Call Bryce and attack him | Call Bryce and attack him]]

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LCM/Stop and tell her you don't remember anything

Wolfskin75 — Wed, 06 Sep 2017 17:32:56 GMT

Wolfskin75:

You probably should say something, and soon. You try to think but you can't remember her name. As she leans in to kiss you, you back up.

"Listen, Mrs. Thinvel I am really sorry but I really have no clue what you are talking about." you say as you put your hand out. "I think you are very pretty. but... I have never been with a Woman before and I am pretty sure Mr. Thinvel will be really upset with me. I am already going to be late."

She stands up straight and her once cheery and warm face goes cold. She takes a slow sip of coffee and looks at you for what seems like forever.

"I appreciate you being honest with me but, this is shitty news to hear in the morning. she takes another sip of Coffee. " specially after a night like the one we just had."

You are unsure what to do. You stand there holding your clothes as you eye her warily.

"Fine, you may leave. I will even call Kevin for you. Under one condition. " she pauses again as she slowly sips her coffee. This time making a good show of it. "You are going to go out with me on a Date. You can say whatever you want to whoever you want. We both will however know it's a date and you will have to at least try to like it. I will fill you in on all what went on last night and explain everything. You have to make sure you are listening. I am very mad and disappointed in you. You seemed like someone I could trust. I guess you didn't try to lie to me, that at least is admirable. Get dressed, go to work, be young. Is that a deal?"

You shake your head yes.

"Shit... don't just nod. Talk, tell me what you just promised me so I know you are listening this time?"

"Yes Mrs Thin..." at those words her face get a sharp steely look to it

"Sheryl, the name is Sheryl. Never call me Mrs Thinvel every again you hear me? Yes or no? quick, I don't have time for this."

you have to get to work you think. "Yes, ... Sheryl. I will go out with you for dinner to explain all this to me."

"Good, now get dressed and go to work...."

You start to put on your underwear...

"No, not in here. Outside. only friends are allowed in my house. "

You are shocked by the anger and resolve in that voice, but you wonder, she can't really expect you to change outside can she.

*[[LCM/ Don't take her seriously and change in the house | Don't take her seriously and change in the house ]]

*[[LCM/ Believe her, your already in enough trouble | Believe her, your already in enough trouble ]]

[[Category:Life Changing Morning]]

LCM/Kiss her back and pretend like nothing is going on.

Wolfskin75 — Tue, 05 Sep 2017 07:08:36 GMT

Wolfskin75:

You close your eyes and kiss her. Half-hearted attempt at best. You are still trying to figure this out. Her breath is warm. sweet and scented with coffee. She attempts to give you a little bit of a open mouthed kiss when she pulls back. You open your eyes to a see a look of horror on her face. Tears begin to form in her eyes. She wipes her mouth with her hand and pretends to clear sleep from her eyes.

You don't remember anything that happened do you?" She said as the joy drained from her face. She sit on the corner of the bed and crosses her legs.

You feel like shit. She is nice and pretty but just wish you could recall something about last night. You drop your clothes and set next to her. You kick your panties off your foot as well.

"Well, if you did remember it, it was a good night. We talked, and drunk lots of wine. Well, the wine part you figured out. You thought I was so beautiful. You commented on my... body. Listen you do have to stay. " She is hiding her face or at least turning it away from you the whole time.

"I need to make this up to you somehow. I really have NO IDEA what happened last night. I am not talking, I rather forget it, I am talking NOTHING. I have to get to work, but I can call them and let them know I will be a little late."

"Oh god.. I will just call him and let him know your going to be late,... In fact," She turns her head toward you. She had been crying but something has replaced it. A evil grin. Not take over the world evil but... "you are going to be my personal assistant today. I will in fact, tell you all about last night and you will then let me know what you think. Then, only then will I let you have your car keys back."

WIP

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== [[User:Teejay|Teejay]] ==

Epitaph for a gunslinger:

Here lies Lester Moore

Four shots from a .44

No Les, no more.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I've seen the all the problems begin with MEN on a T-shirt. I've been tempted to get it for my GF.

The Lester Moore epitaph is very famous. I'm surprised you've never seen it before.

That poem sounds like it was written by a guilt free Catholic school girl. :)

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A judge was doing arraignments, and the prisoners were in the holding cell of the courthouse, being called forward one by one. Four men were left in the cell when the judge looked at his next case:

State of California vs. Steven Lewon Crook

"Crook!" said the judge. "Step forward!"

All four men stepped out of the holding cell.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

You did a good job with it. As far as I can tell from years of practice, good oral sex when a man goes down on a woman involves being gentle, tonguing her clit, rubbing it while you slip your tongue inside her, and basically following her body's cues until she gushes on your face (and then doing it again and again.)

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I judge Teddy to be about 13. He'll lose interest eventually, probably sooner rather than later.

Headline spotted recently: MILF BRACES FOR FAP OFFENSIVE

My reaction: "Whiskey... Tango... Foxtrot?"

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Maybe they are. When I'm alone in the apartment I'll walk around in my underwear, so maybe they just don't think about it.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

After what happened, no terrorist will come near any of her other concerts. You know security will be ridiculously tight. Definitely go if you want to. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A psychiatrist and a proctologist share an office building. They put up a sign on the front: THE DEPARTMENT OF ODDS AND ENDS. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Your English isn't getting worse. What you're describing doesn't have a formal name.

More... h'mmm. Climb and boink, where she climbs a tree and the guys have to climb up to her and boink her. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

In a single day, Samson slew a thousand Philistines with the jawbone of an ass. Every day, thousands of sales are killed with the same weapon. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Even for me, a very fast reader, that took a good chunk of time to read. You're an excellent writer and it's very well written. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I'm quite honored. :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

That's very understandable. I do the same thing with the stories I write for Literotica. It's a way of expressing myself and doing things I can't do IRL. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

When the Angles (with the Saxons) invaded England, they settled in what became known as the Land Debatable, namely the north of England and the south of Scotland. The acute Angles went north and the obtuse ones south. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Very awesome band. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

We all have hidden desires. That's one of yours. It doesn't surprise me. Hope you're doing well. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I'm glad you got to show off and didn't get in trouble. And you ''are'' quite attractive, especially to people who, unlike me, don't prefer women who are as wide as they are tall.

I kind of froze up on the scooter thing. Sorry. I should have handled it better.

Glad to hear that you and your husband still lust each other, in addition to loving each other. Enjoy! -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

When you used the phrase "get off my chest," it brought to mind an old Dilbert.

Dogbert: "This is the thief who took the decoy lunch...which we laced with synthetic female hormones!"

Wally: "You can't prove anything!"

Dogbert: "Is there something you'd like to get off your chest?" -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

That works. :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Believe me, I understand the frustration. The (late) mother of my children and I had a spectacular love life until our first child was born. After that, it was impossible, nearly, to find time. When we did, she clearly released a lot of pent up energy. I hope you find some (safe) way of releasing yours. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A Republican politician is giving a speech at a large public auditorium and making all sorts of promises everyone knows are a bunch of hot air. A heckler stands up and bellows, "All that will happen when pigs fly!"

The Republican beckons the heckler onto the stage. Thrusting the microphone under the heckler's nose, he says, "Let me guess. You're a liberal."

The heckler replies with, "My grandfather was a Democrat, my father was a Democrat, and I am and always will be a Democrat."

The Republican, unfazed, responds smoothly with, "Suppose your grandfather had been a jackass and your father had been a jackass. What would that make you?"

Without missing a beat, the heckler booms, "A Republican!"

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Comment from an Internet comment thread:

When the deer have guns too, then and only then will hunting be considered an actual sport. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Those were awesome. And a little too close to my reality to make me laugh. I actually had the conversation in #14 with both my (now passed) wives. And knowing that words don't work in that situation, I ended up going down on them and after they were cummed out, sticking my head up and saying, "Did that answer your question?" -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A classic from the Golden Age. Back when those kind of movies had actual plot. Watched both it and the original Taboo in the same week... about 22 years ago. I recommend it. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Technically, you'd have to ask Platypus, he's the one who created the "base" characters for SSR, but I'm on the assumption that it's no coincidence the slut neighbor is named "Debbie".

P.S. I turn 44 in October. From the information publicly available already, that I'm old enough to to have two kids one of whom is a teenager, you probably could have guessed pretty close to the correct answer. And if I watched those movies 22 years ago, well you have to be at least 18 to watch them so that would in and of itself imply at least 40. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

They were younger children when I wrote that intro, back about 6 years ago when I first found this site :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

It's well written. I don't want to think about it too much because that kind of thing, even though it's only fantasy, still turns my stomach a bit. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Man in doctor's office: "My name is Daniel Nathan Reed. I don't initial ''anything''." :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

From the late George Carlin:

Hospitals often name a new facility after the person who makes the major donation. I grew up with a neighborhood guy who is now extremely wealthy, and I'm hoping someday he'll make a big donation. I just want to drive past the hospital and see the No-Balls Malone Cancer Pavilion. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Can you guess what book I'm reading just from the chapter titles? :)

The ''Tomahawk'' * Good Samaritan * Earthport * The Astrogators' Guild * "...Your Money And My Know-How..." * "Spaceman" Jones * Eldreth * Three Ways To Get Ahead * Chartsman Jones * Garson's Planet * "Through The Cargo Hatch" * Halcyon * Transition * Anywhere * "This Isn't A Picnic" * "-- Over A Hundred Years --" * Charity * Civilization * A Friend In Need * "-- A Ship Is Not Just Steel --" * The Captain Of The ''Asgard'' * The ''Tomahawk''

(Yep, the first and last chapters have the same title.) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Finished ''Starman Jones'' and now I'm reading an even older book, one published over 100 years ago. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A census worker was going house to house collecting information, and knocks on the door of an apartment. The only resident is a 25-year-old woman. After explaining why he's there, he starts to record the information. They get to the line for Occupation, and she says, "Hooker."

"I can't put that."

"Then put prostitute."

"That's not a legal occupation. I can't put that!"

"Okay, put down chicken farmer."

"Chicken farmer?"

"Yeah. Last year I raised 1,000 cocks."

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I know nothing about the Fallout world. But I was able to piece together enough to make the story sensible. And as always, your talent for writing shines through. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Also, I noticed there are still some redlinks on The Exhibitionist. Did you plan to fill those? -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

In England, there is a charitable group called the Women's Association that operates nationwide. The local branches are named for the localities (London Women's Association, Nottingham Women's Association, Sheffield Women's Association, &c.)

When the group opened a branch in the village of Ugley, the local branch -- with good reason -- did not want to be the Ugley Women's Association. So they changed their name to the Women's Association (Ugley Division.) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

When asked to use the word "horticulture" in a sentence, Dorothy Parker instantly replied, "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think." -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

What movie did I just watch?

"I'm here to deliver a message from Mr. Lacombe." "Just you?" "I don't see anyone else around. Mr. Lacombe said to tell you... camel jockeys... that if you fuck with him, he's gonna cut off your balls and stick 'em up your ass. [samples food on table] You guys eat this shit?" "You are a dead man." "I'm not afraid to die... are you?" "No... Allah protects us." "Well, then... [smashes other guy's face into table] this shouldn't hurt!" -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

The movie is the 1991 film "The Hitman", starring Michael Parks, Al Waxman, Alberta Watson and Ken Pogue. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

== [[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] ==

What I was pissed off about? Eh, just the same old smutty crap on this website. I still find it contemptible but...I really can't muster any energy to gripe in the discussions. I just...there's just so much. So much crap and all my edits...I can't change a damn thing because I don't want to change it, I want to burn it to the ground and start again. That's my problem, the premises of these things.

So. How have you been?

P.S Did you write "Nudisma Terena"?---[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 18:31 (Louisiana Time), 19 May 2017

Mind if I make a few suggestions for this whole "boinking" thing? (Also, why "boink"? Why'd you choose that as a word?)

1. Truth and Boink?

2. Freeze Boink?

3. Simon Says: Boink Edition?

4. Boink Poker?

Just spitballing.

P.S Is this story a real story for you or just part of your rants? And, yes, I get the joke.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 17:48 (Louisiana Time), 9 June 2017

How do you think a "sexual horror" story would go?--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 12:41 (Louisiana Time), 12 June 2017

That was one of my first thoughts: rape. But I was wondering if there are more ways to show "sexual horror" then that, more dimensions. Something more...subtle.

Why these thoughts? Well, I'm just taking genres and mixing them together, seeing what comes out.

P.S Can you help me with some category help? I'm trying to do multiple categories for my "Dungeons and Dragons" review like this:

The Review- Adult Stories| Dungeons and Dragons| Female Elf Paladin Review. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 12:31 (Louisiana Time), 13 June 2017

You know what? Go ahead, rewrite the scene with the spirit you described, just have her SHOW it! Have her SHOW a fucking emotion! Have some actual dialogue! I'm not asking for a total change, I'm asking for this page to actually look like a fucking book! "Present the page better" is all I'm asking. And "make it less skeevy", if that's possible.

And, for the love of god, DESCRIBE THINGS! PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, DESCRIBE EVERYTHING! I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS, JUST DESCRIBE IT SO PEOPLE CAN HAVE A CLEAR IDEA OF WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE READING! Hell, I give you permission to describe the protagonist's breasts, just give the reader SOMETHING!

Oh, and you can just ignore the whole "half-elf" thing. I don't expect you to know about them and for this instance, you don't need to. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 9:42 (Louisiana Time), 15 June 2017

The groping and pawing happened at the clothing shop, erm, tent.

Also, yes, I know the rest of the story makes no sense. You know my pain. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 17:52 (Louisiana Time), 19 June 2017

...You have automatically lost all respect from me with those lyrics.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 11:13 (Louisiana Time), 19 July 2017

Erm, sorry. I've been sorta busy and I kinda forgot about it. I'll try to give you my proper opinion soon but I can't do it right now because I slept pretty late last night, about 3 A.M. Going to say one thing: your page was a major fucking improvement over the last one. There was actual ''dialogue'' for fuck's sake! Never understand why there wasn't no fucking dialogue I'll come by later to the page to update it so that it could properly begin in a Forgotten Realms story. Changing some names, adding some bits of descriptions, etc.

You know, there's something weird about the stories on that CYOS. I don't think a lot of it was made by people who were thinking "Forgotten Realms" when they made it. It feels like generic D&D stuff with some vanilla D&D info thrown in. The mentions of Pelor, for one thing. While Pelor, the god of the Sun, is a D&D god, he's not a Forgotten Realms god. The closest there may be to Pelor is Lathander, the Morninglord, the God of spring, dawn, etc. Edit: Huh. There's actually a table in ''Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting'' handbook that tells you which D&D deities to convert to Forgotten Realms deities. Pelor, for example, can be switched with Lathander, Ilmater, the Broken God, or Torm, the Loyal Fury.

P.S Sing some Foo Fighters lyrics for me and ''maybe'' I will forgive your sins.-[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 21:27 (Louisiana Time), 13 August 2017

If you aren't busy, perhaps you could do the red links for this page: D&D: FHR: The cloaked merchant : "Let's see how far you are willing to go...."

Try it like you did for the bard page.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 14:12 (Louisiana Time), 14 August 2017

Going to stay away from this site for some time. Planning on sitting down and reading the handbooks for Forgotten Realms. There's a lot of interesting lore and story ideas in this stuff. And it's all on the internet, free to download! Oh, and to answer your question: go wild.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 00:18 (Louisiana Time), 15 August 2017

== Enier ==

TQ for the tips.

Also, you do not need to have a template. That was put there so you know how to make one if you want. It is not required, and is not useful if your story isn't going to use it. If it is, well, you can replace the template, but they are hard to figure out. Let me know if you need help on it.Reply:

Remind me what a template is?

Can you do combination linking?

Help with the status bar! I need an explanation clearer than the tutorial!

I want something like the table in the tutorial, but blue. can u send me the code?

TQ. How do I make A Wiki?

==Platypus==

Thank you for your efforts thus far. I appreciate your help, and you have my sympathy for your loss of brain cells. At some point, when I'm feeling brave, I'll tackle what remains. Hot and Horny was most written by writers that I pushed away from Smutty Sex Romp and Rampage, and much of it is pretty cringe worthy.

"I'm about to pop an egg." There should be a collection of truly, awfully bad lines somewhere. That turkey deserves special recognition for sheer awfulness. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 12:42, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

Thanks for the heads up. And good job messing with the spammer's spammy spam! --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 11:54, 9 August 2017 (UTC)

== Wolfskin75==

did this work? --[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am thinking of a several character story... And like your too graphic. I wanted to incorporate pictures. Non that have copyright but to give the reader a idea of what i am visualizing. I am trying to find a way to pitch my ideas without it being public... But i dont use anom email so...yeah. I think however, i should work on figuring out the mechanics before i start writing. And i invite you to add to were you see fit. I like your stories. (i read some.) --
[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Well, my idea goes like this. I want to write a two prong story: about a neighborhood of deviants that a Mom and her daughter move into. They are fresh from a divorce from a wealthy guy so he buys them a House in this neighborhood. I want to Mom to become some Wife's pet (romance themed but lots of kink Dom/sub exploring fetishes... mostly my own) the choices will be who you sub too. Whether it be a loving woman or a cruel pain master. and at the same time her daughter (totally cute emo girl) will become a Dom to one of the daughters of the town. Of course they will be men in it.. but only as a side story.. (men have no place in my fantasy world) Of course.... this is basically how the neighborhood works... they were moved there on purpose. I love reading stories where two girls find a comfortable love full of their kinks . yes... no? any tips or whatever would be nice.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Okay, I have corrected some things. I apologize for some misunderstandings. I guess I am looking for more of a mentor? someone to bounce ideas off of. None of the ideas I have are set in stone and I am still trying to even figure out how to get started. I am just more looking for some sort of communication and would like someone to collaborate with eventually. I am new here and I am just testing the waters. To see what is up.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Thank you. I am currently working on adding things to "Mom can be bad". I am going to try and class up the story a bit and learn the formatting. I have a lot to think about. You're right, some of the stories are down right stupid. you're also right and that I am more about the innocence rather than the age.. Let me digest what you wrote, it was all good .. and I very glad for your time. thank you again.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

You said a couple things that I can relate. The reason I want to write this story is that, I just to chat with a bunch of real life little's. It was SOOOO great and they where all so full of life and happiness. Of course things got drama filled at times but It was something I could "feel". I wanted to be a protector. Not someone who would punish and then After care.. but ALL After care. and since I am married so I fantasize ... ALOT. but Like I said, it's not normal, (like most things I am involved in) for instance... I read rampage. and EVERY Ending I got to was a happily ever after ending. I think that say a lot of about my mind where I want to go with this story of mind. The strong protecting the weak. Someone protecting those who would be prey and letting them live in happiness. Of course there is sex and kinkiness but it's the best of all environments. safety and trust. this is more where I want my stories to go. Like I said. I am going to press on with adding to "Mom can be bad" not only warming up my writing skills and figuring out the format (like if you make one choice it effects the rest of the story sort of thing) and See what I can do. I am dealing with Lisa, 40 married and Tera 50 divorced. ( is there some sort of forum for these type of formatting questions?)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am trying to add a page a day and see what happens. I have already ended my first thread. :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

nice, can I use that?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Very nice. I am loving making these little snippets. Even though i fantasize about it, I am not sure if i got the feeling right. Since i am not female all i have to go on is other writings and since i don't have a book length to write and develop these feelings. I don't know what its like for a straight "married" woman to get picked up at a bar by another and go with it. I will use your snippets. But i invite you to add the story. :) I am also having fun making most of the men villians.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Again. Thank you. I have a lot of editing to do amd make it all says in line. Thank you thank you. To know you are reading what i am writing...yay. I need to become a stronger writer. I am actually having some issues. 1. How do you slog through the middle stuff? I am having troubles feeling overwhelmed with stuff that has to hhappen to make the story ...er semi good rather than just the dirty parts. Do i make sense?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

For instance, I was thinking about making it back to the house. I have several story points where things need to happen before the Preg story gets to the house. I add some sex parts, things in fact I would love to do. What I am having trouble with is trying to get the notion that She might not be totally okay with this and that when she gets to house she is like "what the fuck am I doing." or maybe have that moment in the car.

I really need to spend some time really trying to catch up on things.

Not every woman has DD or 38g breast, not every woman shaves ( and thank god for that.) all the woman in my stories don't have huge boobs. I fantasize about smaller breast and I am not afraid to write about pubic hair.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am trying to get more from you... To hopefully get you to boil over into a story. :) whatever you want to tell me...please be sure i am "listening". ;).

Also i have been busy lately so i haven't had much time to respond.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I love the way you write. You include little things.. little things are always the important things right. and yes.. both of those things were great! I am going on vacation for a week. I will be back though. Hopefully I will some updated work for you

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I have wrote alot ... Cant wait to post it. How have you been?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I would ask you a favor. I love what you wrote by the way... Totally totally enjoyed it. *wink* again and again...

I need you to write a lesbian sex scene between Tera and Beth. I am adding a scene...after the dancing scene she goes home drunk with Beth..could you write the sex...can be bleary and nebulous...but it would be amazing if you would...?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Will do. I will also read the links you sent. How would you like me to get that to you? Email or post it here? I will just living out a fantasy :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Tera, 50 mother of two, I envision her being bi curious her whole life just stuck in a rut. Blond hair, dyed. To cover the grey.. Beth a mid 20's redhead in college. Loves older woman. And likes the older woman sort of a mother like girlfriend..Knows Tera ( knows her daughter and is someone's daughter that Tera will know. Tera is of the generation that doesnt shave..pubic hair i mean. Beth is smaller chested then Tera. Normal breast Tera's would slightly not perky.
Beth is the predator in this case...i want to have some regert in the morning but enough to force her hand in a choice. So far she has moved slowly but she has moved forward... Thats the direction i want to head. Plus... I havent posted the next post which will go in front of this...so you have a little time

I am trying not to make something typical.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I find myself wanting to add on to other stories... But alot of them have elements i dont like and really cant further the story the way i would like with the cast as it is. I could just go and rewrite the story...but i would rather contact the author and make the change.....sigh....or just make one of my own i guess.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

back home and posting again. :) figured it all out.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Any details you can provide about that...I am more than happy to read...re read ..
Have my own activities..then re read again. I would like to know...especially the tying part...

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I feel so lazy...i havent been writing..bad me..lol

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I have a question. Do you understand my writing? Like if you had to critque it. What would be a couple of good things i could work on?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:55, 14 July 2017 (UTC)

I added two or three more pages last night. I really need have a edit day. If I could crave out a day to JUST EDIT that would be great. *sigh*

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:35, 15 July 2017 (UTC)

Wanted to touch base. How are you doing?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 20:10, 16 July 2017 (UTC)

Thank you..its awesome. It was perfect and I..thank you for your time. Family def comes first

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:31, 18 July 2017 (UTC)

I have a question for you? it's kind of private. how can I ask you?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 00:23, 19 July 2017 (UTC)

I have been really tired lately, I plan to work on this weekend. I am not giving up. Life has just gotten busy, I still love the writing and I still crave the interaction. Thank you for your time and effort. I look really good, and I will get my head screwed on right promise.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:23, 20 July 2017 (UTC)

I was finally able to read it. I am changing it all to first person. since I think, that how I wrote the rest of the story? I wasn't sure so I have copies of both just in case. I will be working on the rest of it and that's what I want to buzz you about. I think it would be easier. to use discord for our edits? and I wanted to buzz you my Discord info. As you can leave something there for days and I can see it there when every I log on. I was just thinking about it. Plus we maintain our safety and secure. :) HIGHLY HIGHLY sexy stuff!!! thank you.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 07:25, 21 July 2017 (UTC)

So far it's golden. I find myself really enjoying the foreplay as I usually do in real life. As a kid in middle school I taught myself through many a bad movie to listen to a woman's body and learn how to please her without "intercourse". I LOVE FOREPLAY. and if that doesn't sound true or read true, there is no point finish the chapter. Anyway I think what you wrote actually feels real rather than what you said to the notes where the they get together and he whips his cock out stuffs it in.. and she lOVES IT! and have five orgasm. THEN, everyone thinks it's a great scene but nothing happened.
Furthermore, one of the parts I find very disrespectful is that they're always written where the women is satisfied beyond the shadow of a doubt, multiple orgasm and after one time having sex, she goes from Virgin she goes to ultra slut. It's just stupid!!! In this story, I wanted to communicate softness and the importance of trust and the sexiness of vulnerability and how that plays into arousal.

as for this conversation. I would say without a DOUBT... I look forward to our interactions and AND I don't know why I hold as much as I do. but... that's a deeper discussion.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 12:52, 21 July 2017 (UTC)

What do you need from me? I am feeling like I have slacked off.. TOTALLY hot scene by the way... :P

What do you use to keep track of the story? I am starting to see the limitations of your basic document editor. I losing my place pretty easily. :(

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 21:42, 23 July 2017 (UTC)

Did you add something? I couldnt make up what was updated?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 21:17, 24 July 2017 (UTC)

Out of the three moms can be bad stories i started. Two of them end up in the same kink. Which is good but i dont want to just write the same thing. Yes i am interested in that kink and those types if relationships but... You have to be anle to expand lol. I am trying to write it from all sides. But i feel like I enjoy writing it why not...but also since I am learning....i am having a bad day and writing porn and reading your hot writing makes me happy.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:15, 24 July 2017 (UTC)

I finally found a shit load of notes you have been leaving. I have starting up stories and just letting it go on. I would have loved to competed in that competition!!! I would have written some awesome stuff. Cream worthy if I do say. Use to take the train to work everyday.. so I had a lot of time to think about this particular thing.

What is my style? I am would have to say I am trained beginner and that my style is "evolving" I am not giving up and I will read all that you have left for me. PROMISE. I am going on vacation again so I hope to have some good pages come of this vacation. I just don't want to be a one trick pony you know.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 06:34, 26 July 2017 (UTC)

Thank you for that. I am going to use it but I had to create my own account and I would have to invite you to work with me. SOOOO if you want to find out who I am really am.. cause I don't have fake email addresses.... Let me know. :) I would be more than happy to invite you onboard. :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 07:19, 26 July 2017 (UTC)

I have gotten the thingy up. I will write some more and invite when i get back form vacation. But a couple of beers and a couple hours to write do wonders?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:24, 27 July 2017 (UTC)

I invited you. I am reading your blog. and I want to work with you on "Maso me" whenever you think I can fit. :) anyway, I will have more soon.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 22:16, 29 July 2017 (UTC)

Okay.. I am going to have to make pages for us. (actually makes me happy) so we can keep better track of our various creative projects. I will have to figure how to do that and then we can add to those.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 00:20, 30 July 2017 (UTC)

did you get the invite?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 16:32, 31 July 2017 (UTC)

Let me work on that. no idea why. I am going back through and editing. I was reading through maso me. I loved the part where they were using her in class. HOT!

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 04:40, 1 August 2017 (UTC)

I did figure out how to get you full access. Try it and let me know.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 04:58, 1 August 2017 (UTC)

Okay. I wanted to right something about a like humiliation type scene that is being filmed, something new for the person involved but not as horrifying as she thought. (i.e. the experience as being used as a sex guide in the "training" part.) I am not sure if that would fit into that story. or even if you wanted it to be in it at all. just was really excited by the training part was all. doing things in front of people you don't know or do know. wanted to add that in. I would add that in to one of the chapters of my story as well. It was hot

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:45, 2 August 2017 (UTC)

So, I started my own story.. YAY. I will work on Lisa's story tonight (or this weekend at least) I added the beginning of the sex scenes with Tera and Beth and introduced a new character or at least named her. (Tera's friend Marla.) Anything else you would like me to do or help you with?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 18:44, 4 August 2017 (UTC)

I like it. you are a really good writer and story teller. I like the way you make the story come together. I am trying to work on my story telling abilities or at least communicating them in written form. I have had writers block as of late. I have plenty of "ideas" but seemingly no time and not a lot motivation. I have been reading a bit lately, and really thinking about what kind of stories I want to tell. It's good and I am really I guess picking out a lot of the crap that I don't want in my stories that traditionally make it into porn. Love your writing, and I love reading. It's some of the most erotic writing I have read.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:32, 10 August 2017 (UTC)

I have block. and I feel like I need to keep writing though. I want to stay productive. :( i am going to a convention next week maybe that will help me clear my head up. YAY.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:30, 11 August 2017 (UTC)

I've been on the convention for a couple days. I have been trying to write a come up with something to write but not really pushing myself. Have you been?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 12:17, 20 August 2017 (UTC)

I am back. SAME HERE!!! I have been needing a release. So I have been thinking of someone to write it out. nope... then I thought Stranger orgy. Which, seemed like a good idea. Until I realized I was a loser and could no way shape or form find one. My wife walked around the house this morning with just underwear. I want to so many things,even in front of the kids. didn't care. but...nothing. So, back to writing. Let's write something dirty ??? Stranger orgy story, two character plan to meet there not knowing what is going happen.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 13:53, 22 August 2017 (UTC)

Alright, time for a rant. I am horny as all get out. Frustrated as hell. Nothing I do seems to help, it only slides me further this big swamp i am stuck in. I know kind of what I want. I have the ideas but I don't see a path to get there. But I know i don't have it all together and I have vauge ideas of what success looks like and I know a lot of time will be in the middle. Am I making sense? I enjoyed my time away at the convention but it seemed like i wasted a whole bunch of time... But it would have been only to stare at a blinking cursor on a screen. I read other erotica... It all sucks but at least they wrote it. I love yours. Specially the one with the girl who goes into the adult book store (have i mentioned that before) i am just stressed and feeling like i am wasting time. I dont want to get up in the morning... But i get up to check for your messages. Everything is crowding me in. I just am aimless. I read some stories about mind control. I find that cool...but all the stories seem to fall apart. Like they lose steam and rely on tropes. Bad ones. What would you do if you had mind control? I know I know for a fact I would use it to get people to admit stuff they are thinking but never say. Aaaaaarrrgghhh am I making sense?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:32, 22 August 2017 (UTC)

YOu and I are in the same boat. Like, THE EXACT same boat.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 06:20, 23 August 2017 (UTC)

So I am crawling out of skin. I have written a couple of pages here and there but not edited. I need to find a editor. I am going to go and make more sense of my outlines. I have let them go.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 00:52, 27 August 2017 (UTC)

AAAARRRGGGGGHH. Okay. I have a new schedule to deal with now so I am dealing with that not so good. I would love to help you out on whatever you need help with. I have added anything in a couple days. but I am still thinking. :) How are you.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 06:08, 31 August 2017 (UTC)

LCM/Kiss her back and pretend like nothing is going on.

Wolfskin75 — Sun, 27 Aug 2017 14:57:56 GMT

Wolfskin75:

LCM/Kiss her back and pretend like nothing is going on.

Wolfskin75 — Sun, 27 Aug 2017 14:57:20 GMT

Wolfskin75: Created page with ' You close your eyes and kiss her. Half-hearted attempt at best. You are still trying to figure this out. Her breath is warm. sweet and scented with coffee. She attempts to give …'

LCM/Your Boss' wife

Wolfskin75 — Sun, 27 Aug 2017 14:03:49 GMT

Wolfskin75:

You freeze in horror as your Boss' wife walks in completely naked holding two giant cups of coffee. She is taller then you. Blond definitely dyed. Her breast hang loose and sag. Her body looks well kept for her age you guess is in her mid 30's. She is well tanned and no tan line to speak of. She is very pretty you think and looks like she takes care of herself.

"Here you go Hun" handing you a cup of warm coffee. You shuffle your clothes to the other hand to take the cup. " Well,... were are you off to?" You are still stunned. You are trying to remember what happened last night.

"Ah that's right work" as she takes a sip of coffee and steps a little closer and closes the Door. "Don't worry, I will call Charles and tell him I have you working for me today." a small smile appears on her face, " I am sure you can find something useful to do."

You are still standing there trying to really think.

"Listen, I wanted to tell you that you were amazing last night, and that I don't normally sleep with my husband employees but... we really connected last night and it was a great conversation. I really will be able to make sure I live up to my end of the bargain. " she takes a sip of coffee. The glint from her wedding ring catches your eye. "don't worry, I really enjoyed it that much. I wasn't making it up." She leans over and kisses you.

Do you....

*[[LCM/Kiss her back and pretend like nothing is going on. | Kiss her back and pretend like nothing is going on. ]]

*[[LCM/Stop and tell her you don't remember anything | Stop and tell her you don't remember anything ]]

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User talk:DirtyMeStoryTime

Wolfskin75 — Sun, 27 Aug 2017 00:52:26 GMT

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== [[User:Teejay|Teejay]] ==

Epitaph for a gunslinger:

Here lies Lester Moore

Four shots from a .44

No Les, no more.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I've seen the all the problems begin with MEN on a T-shirt. I've been tempted to get it for my GF.

The Lester Moore epitaph is very famous. I'm surprised you've never seen it before.

That poem sounds like it was written by a guilt free Catholic school girl. :)

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A judge was doing arraignments, and the prisoners were in the holding cell of the courthouse, being called forward one by one. Four men were left in the cell when the judge looked at his next case:

State of California vs. Steven Lewon Crook

"Crook!" said the judge. "Step forward!"

All four men stepped out of the holding cell.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

You did a good job with it. As far as I can tell from years of practice, good oral sex when a man goes down on a woman involves being gentle, tonguing her clit, rubbing it while you slip your tongue inside her, and basically following her body's cues until she gushes on your face (and then doing it again and again.)

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I judge Teddy to be about 13. He'll lose interest eventually, probably sooner rather than later.

Headline spotted recently: MILF BRACES FOR FAP OFFENSIVE

My reaction: "Whiskey... Tango... Foxtrot?"

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Maybe they are. When I'm alone in the apartment I'll walk around in my underwear, so maybe they just don't think about it.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

After what happened, no terrorist will come near any of her other concerts. You know security will be ridiculously tight. Definitely go if you want to. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A psychiatrist and a proctologist share an office building. They put up a sign on the front: THE DEPARTMENT OF ODDS AND ENDS. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Your English isn't getting worse. What you're describing doesn't have a formal name.

More... h'mmm. Climb and boink, where she climbs a tree and the guys have to climb up to her and boink her. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

In a single day, Samson slew a thousand Philistines with the jawbone of an ass. Every day, thousands of sales are killed with the same weapon. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Even for me, a very fast reader, that took a good chunk of time to read. You're an excellent writer and it's very well written. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I'm quite honored. :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

That's very understandable. I do the same thing with the stories I write for Literotica. It's a way of expressing myself and doing things I can't do IRL. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

When the Angles (with the Saxons) invaded England, they settled in what became known as the Land Debatable, namely the north of England and the south of Scotland. The acute Angles went north and the obtuse ones south. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Very awesome band. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

We all have hidden desires. That's one of yours. It doesn't surprise me. Hope you're doing well. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I'm glad you got to show off and didn't get in trouble. And you ''are'' quite attractive, especially to people who, unlike me, don't prefer women who are as wide as they are tall.

I kind of froze up on the scooter thing. Sorry. I should have handled it better.

Glad to hear that you and your husband still lust each other, in addition to loving each other. Enjoy! -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

When you used the phrase "get off my chest," it brought to mind an old Dilbert.

Dogbert: "This is the thief who took the decoy lunch...which we laced with synthetic female hormones!"

Wally: "You can't prove anything!"

Dogbert: "Is there something you'd like to get off your chest?" -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

That works. :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Believe me, I understand the frustration. The (late) mother of my children and I had a spectacular love life until our first child was born. After that, it was impossible, nearly, to find time. When we did, she clearly released a lot of pent up energy. I hope you find some (safe) way of releasing yours. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A Republican politician is giving a speech at a large public auditorium and making all sorts of promises everyone knows are a bunch of hot air. A heckler stands up and bellows, "All that will happen when pigs fly!"

The Republican beckons the heckler onto the stage. Thrusting the microphone under the heckler's nose, he says, "Let me guess. You're a liberal."

The heckler replies with, "My grandfather was a Democrat, my father was a Democrat, and I am and always will be a Democrat."

The Republican, unfazed, responds smoothly with, "Suppose your grandfather had been a jackass and your father had been a jackass. What would that make you?"

Without missing a beat, the heckler booms, "A Republican!"

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Comment from an Internet comment thread:

When the deer have guns too, then and only then will hunting be considered an actual sport. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Those were awesome. And a little too close to my reality to make me laugh. I actually had the conversation in #14 with both my (now passed) wives. And knowing that words don't work in that situation, I ended up going down on them and after they were cummed out, sticking my head up and saying, "Did that answer your question?" -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A classic from the Golden Age. Back when those kind of movies had actual plot. Watched both it and the original Taboo in the same week... about 22 years ago. I recommend it. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Technically, you'd have to ask Platypus, he's the one who created the "base" characters for SSR, but I'm on the assumption that it's no coincidence the slut neighbor is named "Debbie".

P.S. I turn 44 in October. From the information publicly available already, that I'm old enough to to have two kids one of whom is a teenager, you probably could have guessed pretty close to the correct answer. And if I watched those movies 22 years ago, well you have to be at least 18 to watch them so that would in and of itself imply at least 40. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

They were younger children when I wrote that intro, back about 6 years ago when I first found this site :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

It's well written. I don't want to think about it too much because that kind of thing, even though it's only fantasy, still turns my stomach a bit. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Man in doctor's office: "My name is Daniel Nathan Reed. I don't initial ''anything''." :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

From the late George Carlin:

Hospitals often name a new facility after the person who makes the major donation. I grew up with a neighborhood guy who is now extremely wealthy, and I'm hoping someday he'll make a big donation. I just want to drive past the hospital and see the No-Balls Malone Cancer Pavilion. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Can you guess what book I'm reading just from the chapter titles? :)

The ''Tomahawk'' * Good Samaritan * Earthport * The Astrogators' Guild * "...Your Money And My Know-How..." * "Spaceman" Jones * Eldreth * Three Ways To Get Ahead * Chartsman Jones * Garson's Planet * "Through The Cargo Hatch" * Halcyon * Transition * Anywhere * "This Isn't A Picnic" * "-- Over A Hundred Years --" * Charity * Civilization * A Friend In Need * "-- A Ship Is Not Just Steel --" * The Captain Of The ''Asgard'' * The ''Tomahawk''

(Yep, the first and last chapters have the same title.) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Finished ''Starman Jones'' and now I'm reading an even older book, one published over 100 years ago. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A census worker was going house to house collecting information, and knocks on the door of an apartment. The only resident is a 25-year-old woman. After explaining why he's there, he starts to record the information. They get to the line for Occupation, and she says, "Hooker."

"I can't put that."

"Then put prostitute."

"That's not a legal occupation. I can't put that!"

"Okay, put down chicken farmer."

"Chicken farmer?"

"Yeah. Last year I raised 1,000 cocks."

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I know nothing about the Fallout world. But I was able to piece together enough to make the story sensible. And as always, your talent for writing shines through. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Also, I noticed there are still some redlinks on The Exhibitionist. Did you plan to fill those? -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

In England, there is a charitable group called the Women's Association that operates nationwide. The local branches are named for the localities (London Women's Association, Nottingham Women's Association, Sheffield Women's Association, &c.)

When the group opened a branch in the village of Ugley, the local branch -- with good reason -- did not want to be the Ugley Women's Association. So they changed their name to the Women's Association (Ugley Division.) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

When asked to use the word "horticulture" in a sentence, Dorothy Parker instantly replied, "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think." -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

What movie did I just watch?

"I'm here to deliver a message from Mr. Lacombe." "Just you?" "I don't see anyone else around. Mr. Lacombe said to tell you... camel jockeys... that if you fuck with him, he's gonna cut off your balls and stick 'em up your ass. [samples food on table] You guys eat this shit?" "You are a dead man." "I'm not afraid to die... are you?" "No... Allah protects us." "Well, then... [smashes other guy's face into table] this shouldn't hurt!" -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

== [[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] ==

What I was pissed off about? Eh, just the same old smutty crap on this website. I still find it contemptible but...I really can't muster any energy to gripe in the discussions. I just...there's just so much. So much crap and all my edits...I can't change a damn thing because I don't want to change it, I want to burn it to the ground and start again. That's my problem, the premises of these things.

So. How have you been?

P.S Did you write "Nudisma Terena"?---[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 18:31 (Louisiana Time), 19 May 2017

Mind if I make a few suggestions for this whole "boinking" thing? (Also, why "boink"? Why'd you choose that as a word?)

1. Truth and Boink?

2. Freeze Boink?

3. Simon Says: Boink Edition?

4. Boink Poker?

Just spitballing.

P.S Is this story a real story for you or just part of your rants? And, yes, I get the joke.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 17:48 (Louisiana Time), 9 June 2017

How do you think a "sexual horror" story would go?--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 12:41 (Louisiana Time), 12 June 2017

That was one of my first thoughts: rape. But I was wondering if there are more ways to show "sexual horror" then that, more dimensions. Something more...subtle.

Why these thoughts? Well, I'm just taking genres and mixing them together, seeing what comes out.

P.S Can you help me with some category help? I'm trying to do multiple categories for my "Dungeons and Dragons" review like this:

The Review- Adult Stories| Dungeons and Dragons| Female Elf Paladin Review. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 12:31 (Louisiana Time), 13 June 2017

You know what? Go ahead, rewrite the scene with the spirit you described, just have her SHOW it! Have her SHOW a fucking emotion! Have some actual dialogue! I'm not asking for a total change, I'm asking for this page to actually look like a fucking book! "Present the page better" is all I'm asking. And "make it less skeevy", if that's possible.

And, for the love of god, DESCRIBE THINGS! PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, DESCRIBE EVERYTHING! I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS, JUST DESCRIBE IT SO PEOPLE CAN HAVE A CLEAR IDEA OF WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE READING! Hell, I give you permission to describe the protagonist's breasts, just give the reader SOMETHING!

Oh, and you can just ignore the whole "half-elf" thing. I don't expect you to know about them and for this instance, you don't need to. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 9:42 (Louisiana Time), 15 June 2017

The groping and pawing happened at the clothing shop, erm, tent.

Also, yes, I know the rest of the story makes no sense. You know my pain. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 17:52 (Louisiana Time), 19 June 2017

...You have automatically lost all respect from me with those lyrics.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 11:13 (Louisiana Time), 19 July 2017

Erm, sorry. I've been sorta busy and I kinda forgot about it. I'll try to give you my proper opinion soon but I can't do it right now because I slept pretty late last night, about 3 A.M. Going to say one thing: your page was a major fucking improvement over the last one. There was actual ''dialogue'' for fuck's sake! Never understand why there wasn't no fucking dialogue I'll come by later to the page to update it so that it could properly begin in a Forgotten Realms story. Changing some names, adding some bits of descriptions, etc.

You know, there's something weird about the stories on that CYOS. I don't think a lot of it was made by people who were thinking "Forgotten Realms" when they made it. It feels like generic D&D stuff with some vanilla D&D info thrown in. The mentions of Pelor, for one thing. While Pelor, the god of the Sun, is a D&D god, he's not a Forgotten Realms god. The closest there may be to Pelor is Lathander, the Morninglord, the God of spring, dawn, etc. Edit: Huh. There's actually a table in ''Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting'' handbook that tells you which D&D deities to convert to Forgotten Realms deities. Pelor, for example, can be switched with Lathander, Ilmater, the Broken God, or Torm, the Loyal Fury.

P.S Sing some Foo Fighters lyrics for me and ''maybe'' I will forgive your sins.-[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 21:27 (Louisiana Time), 13 August 2017

If you aren't busy, perhaps you could do the red links for this page: D&D: FHR: The cloaked merchant : "Let's see how far you are willing to go...."

Try it like you did for the bard page.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 14:12 (Louisiana Time), 14 August 2017

Going to stay away from this site for some time. Planning on sitting down and reading the handbooks for Forgotten Realms. There's a lot of interesting lore and story ideas in this stuff. And it's all on the internet, free to download! Oh, and to answer your question: go wild.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 00:18 (Louisiana Time), 15 August 2017

== Enier ==

TQ for the tips.

Also, you do not need to have a template. That was put there so you know how to make one if you want. It is not required, and is not useful if your story isn't going to use it. If it is, well, you can replace the template, but they are hard to figure out. Let me know if you need help on it.Reply:

Remind me what a template is?

Can you do combination linking?

Help with the status bar! I need an explanation clearer than the tutorial!

I want something like the table in the tutorial, but blue. can u send me the code?

TQ. How do I make A Wiki?

==Platypus==

Thank you for your efforts thus far. I appreciate your help, and you have my sympathy for your loss of brain cells. At some point, when I'm feeling brave, I'll tackle what remains. Hot and Horny was most written by writers that I pushed away from Smutty Sex Romp and Rampage, and much of it is pretty cringe worthy.

"I'm about to pop an egg." There should be a collection of truly, awfully bad lines somewhere. That turkey deserves special recognition for sheer awfulness. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 12:42, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

Thanks for the heads up. And good job messing with the spammer's spammy spam! --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 11:54, 9 August 2017 (UTC)

== Wolfskin75==

did this work? --[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am thinking of a several character story... And like your too graphic. I wanted to incorporate pictures. Non that have copyright but to give the reader a idea of what i am visualizing. I am trying to find a way to pitch my ideas without it being public... But i dont use anom email so...yeah. I think however, i should work on figuring out the mechanics before i start writing. And i invite you to add to were you see fit. I like your stories. (i read some.) --
[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Well, my idea goes like this. I want to write a two prong story: about a neighborhood of deviants that a Mom and her daughter move into. They are fresh from a divorce from a wealthy guy so he buys them a House in this neighborhood. I want to Mom to become some Wife's pet (romance themed but lots of kink Dom/sub exploring fetishes... mostly my own) the choices will be who you sub too. Whether it be a loving woman or a cruel pain master. and at the same time her daughter (totally cute emo girl) will become a Dom to one of the daughters of the town. Of course they will be men in it.. but only as a side story.. (men have no place in my fantasy world) Of course.... this is basically how the neighborhood works... they were moved there on purpose. I love reading stories where two girls find a comfortable love full of their kinks . yes... no? any tips or whatever would be nice.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Okay, I have corrected some things. I apologize for some misunderstandings. I guess I am looking for more of a mentor? someone to bounce ideas off of. None of the ideas I have are set in stone and I am still trying to even figure out how to get started. I am just more looking for some sort of communication and would like someone to collaborate with eventually. I am new here and I am just testing the waters. To see what is up.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Thank you. I am currently working on adding things to "Mom can be bad". I am going to try and class up the story a bit and learn the formatting. I have a lot to think about. You're right, some of the stories are down right stupid. you're also right and that I am more about the innocence rather than the age.. Let me digest what you wrote, it was all good .. and I very glad for your time. thank you again.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

You said a couple things that I can relate. The reason I want to write this story is that, I just to chat with a bunch of real life little's. It was SOOOO great and they where all so full of life and happiness. Of course things got drama filled at times but It was something I could "feel". I wanted to be a protector. Not someone who would punish and then After care.. but ALL After care. and since I am married so I fantasize ... ALOT. but Like I said, it's not normal, (like most things I am involved in) for instance... I read rampage. and EVERY Ending I got to was a happily ever after ending. I think that say a lot of about my mind where I want to go with this story of mind. The strong protecting the weak. Someone protecting those who would be prey and letting them live in happiness. Of course there is sex and kinkiness but it's the best of all environments. safety and trust. this is more where I want my stories to go. Like I said. I am going to press on with adding to "Mom can be bad" not only warming up my writing skills and figuring out the format (like if you make one choice it effects the rest of the story sort of thing) and See what I can do. I am dealing with Lisa, 40 married and Tera 50 divorced. ( is there some sort of forum for these type of formatting questions?)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am trying to add a page a day and see what happens. I have already ended my first thread. :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

nice, can I use that?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Very nice. I am loving making these little snippets. Even though i fantasize about it, I am not sure if i got the feeling right. Since i am not female all i have to go on is other writings and since i don't have a book length to write and develop these feelings. I don't know what its like for a straight "married" woman to get picked up at a bar by another and go with it. I will use your snippets. But i invite you to add the story. :) I am also having fun making most of the men villians.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Again. Thank you. I have a lot of editing to do amd make it all says in line. Thank you thank you. To know you are reading what i am writing...yay. I need to become a stronger writer. I am actually having some issues. 1. How do you slog through the middle stuff? I am having troubles feeling overwhelmed with stuff that has to hhappen to make the story ...er semi good rather than just the dirty parts. Do i make sense?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

For instance, I was thinking about making it back to the house. I have several story points where things need to happen before the Preg story gets to the house. I add some sex parts, things in fact I would love to do. What I am having trouble with is trying to get the notion that She might not be totally okay with this and that when she gets to house she is like "what the fuck am I doing." or maybe have that moment in the car.

I really need to spend some time really trying to catch up on things.

Not every woman has DD or 38g breast, not every woman shaves ( and thank god for that.) all the woman in my stories don't have huge boobs. I fantasize about smaller breast and I am not afraid to write about pubic hair.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am trying to get more from you... To hopefully get you to boil over into a story. :) whatever you want to tell me...please be sure i am "listening". ;).

Also i have been busy lately so i haven't had much time to respond.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I love the way you write. You include little things.. little things are always the important things right. and yes.. both of those things were great! I am going on vacation for a week. I will be back though. Hopefully I will some updated work for you

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I have wrote alot ... Cant wait to post it. How have you been?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I would ask you a favor. I love what you wrote by the way... Totally totally enjoyed it. *wink* again and again...

I need you to write a lesbian sex scene between Tera and Beth. I am adding a scene...after the dancing scene she goes home drunk with Beth..could you write the sex...can be bleary and nebulous...but it would be amazing if you would...?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Will do. I will also read the links you sent. How would you like me to get that to you? Email or post it here? I will just living out a fantasy :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Tera, 50 mother of two, I envision her being bi curious her whole life just stuck in a rut. Blond hair, dyed. To cover the grey.. Beth a mid 20's redhead in college. Loves older woman. And likes the older woman sort of a mother like girlfriend..Knows Tera ( knows her daughter and is someone's daughter that Tera will know. Tera is of the generation that doesnt shave..pubic hair i mean. Beth is smaller chested then Tera. Normal breast Tera's would slightly not perky.
Beth is the predator in this case...i want to have some regert in the morning but enough to force her hand in a choice. So far she has moved slowly but she has moved forward... Thats the direction i want to head. Plus... I havent posted the next post which will go in front of this...so you have a little time

I am trying not to make something typical.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I find myself wanting to add on to other stories... But alot of them have elements i dont like and really cant further the story the way i would like with the cast as it is. I could just go and rewrite the story...but i would rather contact the author and make the change.....sigh....or just make one of my own i guess.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

back home and posting again. :) figured it all out.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Any details you can provide about that...I am more than happy to read...re read ..
Have my own activities..then re read again. I would like to know...especially the tying part...

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I feel so lazy...i havent been writing..bad me..lol

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I have a question. Do you understand my writing? Like if you had to critque it. What would be a couple of good things i could work on?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:55, 14 July 2017 (UTC)

I added two or three more pages last night. I really need have a edit day. If I could crave out a day to JUST EDIT that would be great. *sigh*

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:35, 15 July 2017 (UTC)

Wanted to touch base. How are you doing?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 20:10, 16 July 2017 (UTC)

Thank you..its awesome. It was perfect and I..thank you for your time. Family def comes first

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:31, 18 July 2017 (UTC)

I have a question for you? it's kind of private. how can I ask you?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 00:23, 19 July 2017 (UTC)

I have been really tired lately, I plan to work on this weekend. I am not giving up. Life has just gotten busy, I still love the writing and I still crave the interaction. Thank you for your time and effort. I look really good, and I will get my head screwed on right promise.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:23, 20 July 2017 (UTC)

I was finally able to read it. I am changing it all to first person. since I think, that how I wrote the rest of the story? I wasn't sure so I have copies of both just in case. I will be working on the rest of it and that's what I want to buzz you about. I think it would be easier. to use discord for our edits? and I wanted to buzz you my Discord info. As you can leave something there for days and I can see it there when every I log on. I was just thinking about it. Plus we maintain our safety and secure. :) HIGHLY HIGHLY sexy stuff!!! thank you.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 07:25, 21 July 2017 (UTC)

So far it's golden. I find myself really enjoying the foreplay as I usually do in real life. As a kid in middle school I taught myself through many a bad movie to listen to a woman's body and learn how to please her without "intercourse". I LOVE FOREPLAY. and if that doesn't sound true or read true, there is no point finish the chapter. Anyway I think what you wrote actually feels real rather than what you said to the notes where the they get together and he whips his cock out stuffs it in.. and she lOVES IT! and have five orgasm. THEN, everyone thinks it's a great scene but nothing happened.
Furthermore, one of the parts I find very disrespectful is that they're always written where the women is satisfied beyond the shadow of a doubt, multiple orgasm and after one time having sex, she goes from Virgin she goes to ultra slut. It's just stupid!!! In this story, I wanted to communicate softness and the importance of trust and the sexiness of vulnerability and how that plays into arousal.

as for this conversation. I would say without a DOUBT... I look forward to our interactions and AND I don't know why I hold as much as I do. but... that's a deeper discussion.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 12:52, 21 July 2017 (UTC)

What do you need from me? I am feeling like I have slacked off.. TOTALLY hot scene by the way... :P

What do you use to keep track of the story? I am starting to see the limitations of your basic document editor. I losing my place pretty easily. :(

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 21:42, 23 July 2017 (UTC)

Did you add something? I couldnt make up what was updated?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 21:17, 24 July 2017 (UTC)

Out of the three moms can be bad stories i started. Two of them end up in the same kink. Which is good but i dont want to just write the same thing. Yes i am interested in that kink and those types if relationships but... You have to be anle to expand lol. I am trying to write it from all sides. But i feel like I enjoy writing it why not...but also since I am learning....i am having a bad day and writing porn and reading your hot writing makes me happy.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:15, 24 July 2017 (UTC)

I finally found a shit load of notes you have been leaving. I have starting up stories and just letting it go on. I would have loved to competed in that competition!!! I would have written some awesome stuff. Cream worthy if I do say. Use to take the train to work everyday.. so I had a lot of time to think about this particular thing.

What is my style? I am would have to say I am trained beginner and that my style is "evolving" I am not giving up and I will read all that you have left for me. PROMISE. I am going on vacation again so I hope to have some good pages come of this vacation. I just don't want to be a one trick pony you know.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 06:34, 26 July 2017 (UTC)

Thank you for that. I am going to use it but I had to create my own account and I would have to invite you to work with me. SOOOO if you want to find out who I am really am.. cause I don't have fake email addresses.... Let me know. :) I would be more than happy to invite you onboard. :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 07:19, 26 July 2017 (UTC)

I have gotten the thingy up. I will write some more and invite when i get back form vacation. But a couple of beers and a couple hours to write do wonders?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:24, 27 July 2017 (UTC)

I invited you. I am reading your blog. and I want to work with you on "Maso me" whenever you think I can fit. :) anyway, I will have more soon.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 22:16, 29 July 2017 (UTC)

Okay.. I am going to have to make pages for us. (actually makes me happy) so we can keep better track of our various creative projects. I will have to figure how to do that and then we can add to those.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 00:20, 30 July 2017 (UTC)

did you get the invite?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 16:32, 31 July 2017 (UTC)

Let me work on that. no idea why. I am going back through and editing. I was reading through maso me. I loved the part where they were using her in class. HOT!

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 04:40, 1 August 2017 (UTC)

I did figure out how to get you full access. Try it and let me know.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 04:58, 1 August 2017 (UTC)

Okay. I wanted to right something about a like humiliation type scene that is being filmed, something new for the person involved but not as horrifying as she thought. (i.e. the experience as being used as a sex guide in the "training" part.) I am not sure if that would fit into that story. or even if you wanted it to be in it at all. just was really excited by the training part was all. doing things in front of people you don't know or do know. wanted to add that in. I would add that in to one of the chapters of my story as well. It was hot

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:45, 2 August 2017 (UTC)

So, I started my own story.. YAY. I will work on Lisa's story tonight (or this weekend at least) I added the beginning of the sex scenes with Tera and Beth and introduced a new character or at least named her. (Tera's friend Marla.) Anything else you would like me to do or help you with?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 18:44, 4 August 2017 (UTC)

I like it. you are a really good writer and story teller. I like the way you make the story come together. I am trying to work on my story telling abilities or at least communicating them in written form. I have had writers block as of late. I have plenty of "ideas" but seemingly no time and not a lot motivation. I have been reading a bit lately, and really thinking about what kind of stories I want to tell. It's good and I am really I guess picking out a lot of the crap that I don't want in my stories that traditionally make it into porn. Love your writing, and I love reading. It's some of the most erotic writing I have read.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:32, 10 August 2017 (UTC)

I have block. and I feel like I need to keep writing though. I want to stay productive. :( i am going to a convention next week maybe that will help me clear my head up. YAY.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:30, 11 August 2017 (UTC)

I've been on the convention for a couple days. I have been trying to write a come up with something to write but not really pushing myself. Have you been?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 12:17, 20 August 2017 (UTC)

I am back. SAME HERE!!! I have been needing a release. So I have been thinking of someone to write it out. nope... then I thought Stranger orgy. Which, seemed like a good idea. Until I realized I was a loser and could no way shape or form find one. My wife walked around the house this morning with just underwear. I want to so many things,even in front of the kids. didn't care. but...nothing. So, back to writing. Let's write something dirty ??? Stranger orgy story, two character plan to meet there not knowing what is going happen.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 13:53, 22 August 2017 (UTC)

Alright, time for a rant. I am horny as all get out. Frustrated as hell. Nothing I do seems to help, it only slides me further this big swamp i am stuck in. I know kind of what I want. I have the ideas but I don't see a path to get there. But I know i don't have it all together and I have vauge ideas of what success looks like and I know a lot of time will be in the middle. Am I making sense? I enjoyed my time away at the convention but it seemed like i wasted a whole bunch of time... But it would have been only to stare at a blinking cursor on a screen. I read other erotica... It all sucks but at least they wrote it. I love yours. Specially the one with the girl who goes into the adult book store (have i mentioned that before) i am just stressed and feeling like i am wasting time. I dont want to get up in the morning... But i get up to check for your messages. Everything is crowding me in. I just am aimless. I read some stories about mind control. I find that cool...but all the stories seem to fall apart. Like they lose steam and rely on tropes. Bad ones. What would you do if you had mind control? I know I know for a fact I would use it to get people to admit stuff they are thinking but never say. Aaaaaarrrgghhh am I making sense?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:32, 22 August 2017 (UTC)

YOu and I are in the same boat. Like, THE EXACT same boat.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 06:20, 23 August 2017 (UTC)

So I am crawling out of skin. I have written a couple of pages here and there but not edited. I need to find a editor. I am going to go and make more sense of my outlines. I have let them go.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 00:52, 27 August 2017 (UTC)

MCBBL40/Julie

Wolfskin75 — Wed, 23 Aug 2017 21:49:36 GMT

Wolfskin75:

You stand there waiting another couple seconds to see if you silly secretary comes around the corner. As you start to feel yourself get mad, you hear a soft chime. When you finally stare down at your phone to see who sent you a message, you realize you have three. It you a couple seconds to realize Julie has sent you one. You open it up.

“In the bathroom, come get me.”

You are working yourself up in a mood as you close the text message. What the fuck is she doing in the bathroom, texting me? She needs to be here, working, at her job. You stomp through the nearly empty office. Where is everyone? We still have an hour and half. Why is texting me? I am not her friend or her mom I am her boss. You get madder and madder.

You let your anger boil for a minute but your Mothering eventually takes over. Julie is a sweet girl. She reminds me of my daughter you think. Not just in body wise but she is sweet and kind, the type of person people take advantage of. She is also great at her job even though she is not the most traditional employee but she definitely has a future. You feel your mood lighten as you enter the bathroom. You feel even guilty when you hear soft crying. “Julie, Honey, is that you?”

Silence

“Yes Mrs. Warner,” you hear Julie reply trying to stifle tears “ I am sorry I wasn’t… I just had to come here for a little bit.”

“It’s okay,” as you find the stall she is in “can I come in dear?”

“Yes Mrs. Warner…. I am sooo sorry.”

You open the stall slowly and see this beautiful red head sitting on the toilet with her panties around her ankles and her hands in her face. You close the door quickly

“Oh…I can let you finish up first. I didn’t mean to barge in…”

“Oh,” she says in a small wounded voice. “I am not doing anything… please come in. I am sorry, I just can’t win today.” She continues to softly cry.

You open the door again and pier in. “Julie? What is wrong, do you want to talk about?”

You move into the stall with her sliding all the way in and patting her back. Do you want to talk?

After a few sniffles, she turns to you and starts to tell you about what is troubling her.

“ You see,” she says with a one last sniffle “I had a boyfriend, I guess still have and he was all like you should be more wild and so I was like into whatever cause I wanted to make him happy…”

She starts talking about her relationship issues…. Do you ….

*[[MCBBL40/ Listen to her intently | Listen to her intently]]

*[[MCBBL40/ Check her out | Check her out]]

*[[MCBBL40/ Drift off and check more messages | Drift off and check more messages]]

[[Category:Moms can be bad]]

MCBBL40/Julie

Wolfskin75 — Wed, 23 Aug 2017 21:49:08 GMT

Wolfskin75:

You stand there wating another couple seconds to see if you silly secretary comes around the corner. As you start to feel yourself get mad, you hear a soft chime. When you finally stare down at your phone to see who sent you a message, you realize you have three. It you a couple seconds to realize Julie has sent you one. You open it up.

“In the bathroom, come get me.”

You are working yourself up in a mood as you close the text message. What the fuck is she doing in the bathroom, texting me? She needs to be here, working, at her job. You stomp through the nearly empty office. Where is everyone? We still have an hour and half. Why is texting me? I am not her friend or her mom I am her boss. You get madder and madder.

You let your anger boil for a minute but your Mothering eventually takes over. Julie is a sweet girl. She reminds me of my daughter you think. Not just in body wise but she is sweet and kind, the type of person people take advantage of. She is also great at her job even though she is not the most traditional employee but she definitely has a future. You feel your mood lighten as you enter the bathroom. You feel even guilty when you hear soft crying. “Julie, Honey, is that you?”

Silence

“Yes Mrs. Warner,” you hear Julie reply trying to stifle tears “ I am sorry I wasn’t… I just had to come here for a little bit.”

“It’s okay,” as you find the stall she is in “can I come in dear?”

“Yes Mrs. Warner…. I am sooo sorry.”

You open the stall slowly and see this beautiful red head sitting on the toilet with her panties around her ankles and her hands in her face. You close the door quickly

“Oh…I can let you finish up first. I didn’t mean to barge in…”

“Oh,” she says in a small wounded voice. “I am not doing anything… please come in. I am sorry, I just can’t win today.” She continues to softly cry.

You open the door again and pier in. “Julie? What is wrong, do you want to talk about?”

You move into the stall with her sliding all the way in and patting her back. Do you want to talk?

After a few sniffles, she turns to you and starts to tell you about what is troubling her.

“ You see,” she says with a one last sniffle “I had a boyfriend, I guess still have and he was all like you should be more wild and so I was like into whatever cause I wanted to make him happy…”

She starts talking about her relationship issues…. Do you ….

*[[MCBBL40/ Listen to her intently | Listen to her intently]]

*[[MCBBL40/ Check her out | Check her out]]

*[[MCBBL40/ Drift off and check more messages | Drift off and check more messages]]

[[Category:Moms can be bad]]

MCBBL40/Julie

Wolfskin75 — Wed, 23 Aug 2017 21:48:44 GMT

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LCM/Stop and tell her you don't remember anything

Wolfskin75 — Wed, 23 Aug 2017 07:32:19 GMT

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LCM/Your Boss' wife

Wolfskin75 — Wed, 23 Aug 2017 06:53:03 GMT

Wolfskin75:

You freeze in horror as your Boss' wife walks in completely naked holding two giant cups of coffee. She is taller then you. Blond definitely dyed. Her breast hang loose and sag. Her body looks well kept for her age you guess is in her mid 30's. She is well tanned and no tan line to speak of. She is very pretty you think. You have not noticing her landing strip is still a little damp.

"Here you go Hun" handing you a cup of warm coffee. You shuffle your clothes to the other hand to take the cup. " Well,... were are you off to?" You are still stunned. You are trying to remember what happened last night.

"Ah that's right work" as she takes a sip of coffee and steps a little closer and closes the Door. "Don't worry, I will call Charles and tell him I have you working for me today." a small smile appears on her face, " I am sure you can find something useful to do."

You are still standing there trying to really think.

"Listen, I wanted to tell you that you were amazing last night, and that I don't normally sleep with my husband employees but... we really connected last night and it was a great conversation. I really will be able to make sure I live up to my end of the bargain. " she takes a sip of coffee. The glint from her wedding ring catches your eye. "don't worry, I really enjoyed it that much. I wasn't making it up." She leans over and kisses you.

Do you....

*[[LCM/Kiss her back and pretend like nothing is going on. | Kiss her back and pretend like nothing is going on. ]]

*[[LCM/Stop and tell her you don't remember anything | Stop and tell her you don't remember anything ]]

[[Category:Life Changing Morning]]

User talk:DirtyMeStoryTime

Wolfskin75 — Wed, 23 Aug 2017 06:20:14 GMT

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Copying Platypus and creating archives! But please, don't leave me messages on my archive pages. Leave them here...

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== [[User:Teejay|Teejay]] ==

Epitaph for a gunslinger:

Here lies Lester Moore

Four shots from a .44

No Les, no more.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I've seen the all the problems begin with MEN on a T-shirt. I've been tempted to get it for my GF.

The Lester Moore epitaph is very famous. I'm surprised you've never seen it before.

That poem sounds like it was written by a guilt free Catholic school girl. :)

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A judge was doing arraignments, and the prisoners were in the holding cell of the courthouse, being called forward one by one. Four men were left in the cell when the judge looked at his next case:

State of California vs. Steven Lewon Crook

"Crook!" said the judge. "Step forward!"

All four men stepped out of the holding cell.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

You did a good job with it. As far as I can tell from years of practice, good oral sex when a man goes down on a woman involves being gentle, tonguing her clit, rubbing it while you slip your tongue inside her, and basically following her body's cues until she gushes on your face (and then doing it again and again.)

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I judge Teddy to be about 13. He'll lose interest eventually, probably sooner rather than later.

Headline spotted recently: MILF BRACES FOR FAP OFFENSIVE

My reaction: "Whiskey... Tango... Foxtrot?"

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Maybe they are. When I'm alone in the apartment I'll walk around in my underwear, so maybe they just don't think about it.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

After what happened, no terrorist will come near any of her other concerts. You know security will be ridiculously tight. Definitely go if you want to. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A psychiatrist and a proctologist share an office building. They put up a sign on the front: THE DEPARTMENT OF ODDS AND ENDS. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Your English isn't getting worse. What you're describing doesn't have a formal name.

More... h'mmm. Climb and boink, where she climbs a tree and the guys have to climb up to her and boink her. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

In a single day, Samson slew a thousand Philistines with the jawbone of an ass. Every day, thousands of sales are killed with the same weapon. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Even for me, a very fast reader, that took a good chunk of time to read. You're an excellent writer and it's very well written. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I'm quite honored. :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

That's very understandable. I do the same thing with the stories I write for Literotica. It's a way of expressing myself and doing things I can't do IRL. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

When the Angles (with the Saxons) invaded England, they settled in what became known as the Land Debatable, namely the north of England and the south of Scotland. The acute Angles went north and the obtuse ones south. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Very awesome band. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

We all have hidden desires. That's one of yours. It doesn't surprise me. Hope you're doing well. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I'm glad you got to show off and didn't get in trouble. And you ''are'' quite attractive, especially to people who, unlike me, don't prefer women who are as wide as they are tall.

I kind of froze up on the scooter thing. Sorry. I should have handled it better.

Glad to hear that you and your husband still lust each other, in addition to loving each other. Enjoy! -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

When you used the phrase "get off my chest," it brought to mind an old Dilbert.

Dogbert: "This is the thief who took the decoy lunch...which we laced with synthetic female hormones!"

Wally: "You can't prove anything!"

Dogbert: "Is there something you'd like to get off your chest?" -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

That works. :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Believe me, I understand the frustration. The (late) mother of my children and I had a spectacular love life until our first child was born. After that, it was impossible, nearly, to find time. When we did, she clearly released a lot of pent up energy. I hope you find some (safe) way of releasing yours. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A Republican politician is giving a speech at a large public auditorium and making all sorts of promises everyone knows are a bunch of hot air. A heckler stands up and bellows, "All that will happen when pigs fly!"

The Republican beckons the heckler onto the stage. Thrusting the microphone under the heckler's nose, he says, "Let me guess. You're a liberal."

The heckler replies with, "My grandfather was a Democrat, my father was a Democrat, and I am and always will be a Democrat."

The Republican, unfazed, responds smoothly with, "Suppose your grandfather had been a jackass and your father had been a jackass. What would that make you?"

Without missing a beat, the heckler booms, "A Republican!"

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Comment from an Internet comment thread:

When the deer have guns too, then and only then will hunting be considered an actual sport. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Those were awesome. And a little too close to my reality to make me laugh. I actually had the conversation in #14 with both my (now passed) wives. And knowing that words don't work in that situation, I ended up going down on them and after they were cummed out, sticking my head up and saying, "Did that answer your question?" -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A classic from the Golden Age. Back when those kind of movies had actual plot. Watched both it and the original Taboo in the same week... about 22 years ago. I recommend it. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Technically, you'd have to ask Platypus, he's the one who created the "base" characters for SSR, but I'm on the assumption that it's no coincidence the slut neighbor is named "Debbie".

P.S. I turn 44 in October. From the information publicly available already, that I'm old enough to to have two kids one of whom is a teenager, you probably could have guessed pretty close to the correct answer. And if I watched those movies 22 years ago, well you have to be at least 18 to watch them so that would in and of itself imply at least 40. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

They were younger children when I wrote that intro, back about 6 years ago when I first found this site :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

It's well written. I don't want to think about it too much because that kind of thing, even though it's only fantasy, still turns my stomach a bit. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Man in doctor's office: "My name is Daniel Nathan Reed. I don't initial ''anything''." :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

From the late George Carlin:

Hospitals often name a new facility after the person who makes the major donation. I grew up with a neighborhood guy who is now extremely wealthy, and I'm hoping someday he'll make a big donation. I just want to drive past the hospital and see the No-Balls Malone Cancer Pavilion. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Can you guess what book I'm reading just from the chapter titles? :)

The ''Tomahawk'' * Good Samaritan * Earthport * The Astrogators' Guild * "...Your Money And My Know-How..." * "Spaceman" Jones * Eldreth * Three Ways To Get Ahead * Chartsman Jones * Garson's Planet * "Through The Cargo Hatch" * Halcyon * Transition * Anywhere * "This Isn't A Picnic" * "-- Over A Hundred Years --" * Charity * Civilization * A Friend In Need * "-- A Ship Is Not Just Steel --" * The Captain Of The ''Asgard'' * The ''Tomahawk''

(Yep, the first and last chapters have the same title.) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Finished ''Starman Jones'' and now I'm reading an even older book, one published over 100 years ago. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A census worker was going house to house collecting information, and knocks on the door of an apartment. The only resident is a 25-year-old woman. After explaining why he's there, he starts to record the information. They get to the line for Occupation, and she says, "Hooker."

"I can't put that."

"Then put prostitute."

"That's not a legal occupation. I can't put that!"

"Okay, put down chicken farmer."

"Chicken farmer?"

"Yeah. Last year I raised 1,000 cocks."

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I know nothing about the Fallout world. But I was able to piece together enough to make the story sensible. And as always, your talent for writing shines through. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Also, I noticed there are still some redlinks on The Exhibitionist. Did you plan to fill those? -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

In England, there is a charitable group called the Women's Association that operates nationwide. The local branches are named for the localities (London Women's Association, Nottingham Women's Association, Sheffield Women's Association, &c.)

When the group opened a branch in the village of Ugley, the local branch -- with good reason -- did not want to be the Ugley Women's Association. So they changed their name to the Women's Association (Ugley Division.) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

== [[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] ==

What I was pissed off about? Eh, just the same old smutty crap on this website. I still find it contemptible but...I really can't muster any energy to gripe in the discussions. I just...there's just so much. So much crap and all my edits...I can't change a damn thing because I don't want to change it, I want to burn it to the ground and start again. That's my problem, the premises of these things.

So. How have you been?

P.S Did you write "Nudisma Terena"?---[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 18:31 (Louisiana Time), 19 May 2017

Mind if I make a few suggestions for this whole "boinking" thing? (Also, why "boink"? Why'd you choose that as a word?)

1. Truth and Boink?

2. Freeze Boink?

3. Simon Says: Boink Edition?

4. Boink Poker?

Just spitballing.

P.S Is this story a real story for you or just part of your rants? And, yes, I get the joke.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 17:48 (Louisiana Time), 9 June 2017

How do you think a "sexual horror" story would go?--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 12:41 (Louisiana Time), 12 June 2017

That was one of my first thoughts: rape. But I was wondering if there are more ways to show "sexual horror" then that, more dimensions. Something more...subtle.

Why these thoughts? Well, I'm just taking genres and mixing them together, seeing what comes out.

P.S Can you help me with some category help? I'm trying to do multiple categories for my "Dungeons and Dragons" review like this:

The Review- Adult Stories| Dungeons and Dragons| Female Elf Paladin Review. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 12:31 (Louisiana Time), 13 June 2017

You know what? Go ahead, rewrite the scene with the spirit you described, just have her SHOW it! Have her SHOW a fucking emotion! Have some actual dialogue! I'm not asking for a total change, I'm asking for this page to actually look like a fucking book! "Present the page better" is all I'm asking. And "make it less skeevy", if that's possible.

And, for the love of god, DESCRIBE THINGS! PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, DESCRIBE EVERYTHING! I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS, JUST DESCRIBE IT SO PEOPLE CAN HAVE A CLEAR IDEA OF WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE READING! Hell, I give you permission to describe the protagonist's breasts, just give the reader SOMETHING!

Oh, and you can just ignore the whole "half-elf" thing. I don't expect you to know about them and for this instance, you don't need to. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 9:42 (Louisiana Time), 15 June 2017

The groping and pawing happened at the clothing shop, erm, tent.

Also, yes, I know the rest of the story makes no sense. You know my pain. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 17:52 (Louisiana Time), 19 June 2017

...You have automatically lost all respect from me with those lyrics.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 11:13 (Louisiana Time), 19 July 2017

Erm, sorry. I've been sorta busy and I kinda forgot about it. I'll try to give you my proper opinion soon but I can't do it right now because I slept pretty late last night, about 3 A.M. Going to say one thing: your page was a major fucking improvement over the last one. There was actual ''dialogue'' for fuck's sake! Never understand why there wasn't no fucking dialogue I'll come by later to the page to update it so that it could properly begin in a Forgotten Realms story. Changing some names, adding some bits of descriptions, etc.

You know, there's something weird about the stories on that CYOS. I don't think a lot of it was made by people who were thinking "Forgotten Realms" when they made it. It feels like generic D&D stuff with some vanilla D&D info thrown in. The mentions of Pelor, for one thing. While Pelor, the god of the Sun, is a D&D god, he's not a Forgotten Realms god. The closest there may be to Pelor is Lathander, the Morninglord, the God of spring, dawn, etc. Edit: Huh. There's actually a table in ''Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting'' handbook that tells you which D&D deities to convert to Forgotten Realms deities. Pelor, for example, can be switched with Lathander, Ilmater, the Broken God, or Torm, the Loyal Fury.

P.S Sing some Foo Fighters lyrics for me and ''maybe'' I will forgive your sins.-[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 21:27 (Louisiana Time), 13 August 2017

If you aren't busy, perhaps you could do the red links for this page: D&D: FHR: The cloaked merchant : "Let's see how far you are willing to go...."

Try it like you did for the bard page.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 14:12 (Louisiana Time), 14 August 2017

Going to stay away from this site for some time. Planning on sitting down and reading the handbooks for Forgotten Realms. There's a lot of interesting lore and story ideas in this stuff. And it's all on the internet, free to download! Oh, and to answer your question: go wild.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 00:18 (Louisiana Time), 15 August 2017

== Enier ==

TQ for the tips.

Also, you do not need to have a template. That was put there so you know how to make one if you want. It is not required, and is not useful if your story isn't going to use it. If it is, well, you can replace the template, but they are hard to figure out. Let me know if you need help on it.Reply:

Remind me what a template is?

Can you do combination linking?

Help with the status bar! I need an explanation clearer than the tutorial!

I want something like the table in the tutorial, but blue. can u send me the code?

TQ. How do I make A Wiki?

==Platypus==

Thank you for your efforts thus far. I appreciate your help, and you have my sympathy for your loss of brain cells. At some point, when I'm feeling brave, I'll tackle what remains. Hot and Horny was most written by writers that I pushed away from Smutty Sex Romp and Rampage, and much of it is pretty cringe worthy.

"I'm about to pop an egg." There should be a collection of truly, awfully bad lines somewhere. That turkey deserves special recognition for sheer awfulness. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 12:42, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

Thanks for the heads up. And good job messing with the spammer's spammy spam! --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 11:54, 9 August 2017 (UTC)

== Wolfskin75==

did this work? --[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am thinking of a several character story... And like your too graphic. I wanted to incorporate pictures. Non that have copyright but to give the reader a idea of what i am visualizing. I am trying to find a way to pitch my ideas without it being public... But i dont use anom email so...yeah. I think however, i should work on figuring out the mechanics before i start writing. And i invite you to add to were you see fit. I like your stories. (i read some.) --
[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Well, my idea goes like this. I want to write a two prong story: about a neighborhood of deviants that a Mom and her daughter move into. They are fresh from a divorce from a wealthy guy so he buys them a House in this neighborhood. I want to Mom to become some Wife's pet (romance themed but lots of kink Dom/sub exploring fetishes... mostly my own) the choices will be who you sub too. Whether it be a loving woman or a cruel pain master. and at the same time her daughter (totally cute emo girl) will become a Dom to one of the daughters of the town. Of course they will be men in it.. but only as a side story.. (men have no place in my fantasy world) Of course.... this is basically how the neighborhood works... they were moved there on purpose. I love reading stories where two girls find a comfortable love full of their kinks . yes... no? any tips or whatever would be nice.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Okay, I have corrected some things. I apologize for some misunderstandings. I guess I am looking for more of a mentor? someone to bounce ideas off of. None of the ideas I have are set in stone and I am still trying to even figure out how to get started. I am just more looking for some sort of communication and would like someone to collaborate with eventually. I am new here and I am just testing the waters. To see what is up.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Thank you. I am currently working on adding things to "Mom can be bad". I am going to try and class up the story a bit and learn the formatting. I have a lot to think about. You're right, some of the stories are down right stupid. you're also right and that I am more about the innocence rather than the age.. Let me digest what you wrote, it was all good .. and I very glad for your time. thank you again.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

You said a couple things that I can relate. The reason I want to write this story is that, I just to chat with a bunch of real life little's. It was SOOOO great and they where all so full of life and happiness. Of course things got drama filled at times but It was something I could "feel". I wanted to be a protector. Not someone who would punish and then After care.. but ALL After care. and since I am married so I fantasize ... ALOT. but Like I said, it's not normal, (like most things I am involved in) for instance... I read rampage. and EVERY Ending I got to was a happily ever after ending. I think that say a lot of about my mind where I want to go with this story of mind. The strong protecting the weak. Someone protecting those who would be prey and letting them live in happiness. Of course there is sex and kinkiness but it's the best of all environments. safety and trust. this is more where I want my stories to go. Like I said. I am going to press on with adding to "Mom can be bad" not only warming up my writing skills and figuring out the format (like if you make one choice it effects the rest of the story sort of thing) and See what I can do. I am dealing with Lisa, 40 married and Tera 50 divorced. ( is there some sort of forum for these type of formatting questions?)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am trying to add a page a day and see what happens. I have already ended my first thread. :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

nice, can I use that?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Very nice. I am loving making these little snippets. Even though i fantasize about it, I am not sure if i got the feeling right. Since i am not female all i have to go on is other writings and since i don't have a book length to write and develop these feelings. I don't know what its like for a straight "married" woman to get picked up at a bar by another and go with it. I will use your snippets. But i invite you to add the story. :) I am also having fun making most of the men villians.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Again. Thank you. I have a lot of editing to do amd make it all says in line. Thank you thank you. To know you are reading what i am writing...yay. I need to become a stronger writer. I am actually having some issues. 1. How do you slog through the middle stuff? I am having troubles feeling overwhelmed with stuff that has to hhappen to make the story ...er semi good rather than just the dirty parts. Do i make sense?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

For instance, I was thinking about making it back to the house. I have several story points where things need to happen before the Preg story gets to the house. I add some sex parts, things in fact I would love to do. What I am having trouble with is trying to get the notion that She might not be totally okay with this and that when she gets to house she is like "what the fuck am I doing." or maybe have that moment in the car.

I really need to spend some time really trying to catch up on things.

Not every woman has DD or 38g breast, not every woman shaves ( and thank god for that.) all the woman in my stories don't have huge boobs. I fantasize about smaller breast and I am not afraid to write about pubic hair.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am trying to get more from you... To hopefully get you to boil over into a story. :) whatever you want to tell me...please be sure i am "listening". ;).

Also i have been busy lately so i haven't had much time to respond.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I love the way you write. You include little things.. little things are always the important things right. and yes.. both of those things were great! I am going on vacation for a week. I will be back though. Hopefully I will some updated work for you

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I have wrote alot ... Cant wait to post it. How have you been?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I would ask you a favor. I love what you wrote by the way... Totally totally enjoyed it. *wink* again and again...

I need you to write a lesbian sex scene between Tera and Beth. I am adding a scene...after the dancing scene she goes home drunk with Beth..could you write the sex...can be bleary and nebulous...but it would be amazing if you would...?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Will do. I will also read the links you sent. How would you like me to get that to you? Email or post it here? I will just living out a fantasy :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Tera, 50 mother of two, I envision her being bi curious her whole life just stuck in a rut. Blond hair, dyed. To cover the grey.. Beth a mid 20's redhead in college. Loves older woman. And likes the older woman sort of a mother like girlfriend..Knows Tera ( knows her daughter and is someone's daughter that Tera will know. Tera is of the generation that doesnt shave..pubic hair i mean. Beth is smaller chested then Tera. Normal breast Tera's would slightly not perky.
Beth is the predator in this case...i want to have some regert in the morning but enough to force her hand in a choice. So far she has moved slowly but she has moved forward... Thats the direction i want to head. Plus... I havent posted the next post which will go in front of this...so you have a little time

I am trying not to make something typical.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I find myself wanting to add on to other stories... But alot of them have elements i dont like and really cant further the story the way i would like with the cast as it is. I could just go and rewrite the story...but i would rather contact the author and make the change.....sigh....or just make one of my own i guess.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

back home and posting again. :) figured it all out.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Any details you can provide about that...I am more than happy to read...re read ..
Have my own activities..then re read again. I would like to know...especially the tying part...

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I feel so lazy...i havent been writing..bad me..lol

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I have a question. Do you understand my writing? Like if you had to critque it. What would be a couple of good things i could work on?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:55, 14 July 2017 (UTC)

I added two or three more pages last night. I really need have a edit day. If I could crave out a day to JUST EDIT that would be great. *sigh*

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:35, 15 July 2017 (UTC)

Wanted to touch base. How are you doing?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 20:10, 16 July 2017 (UTC)

Thank you..its awesome. It was perfect and I..thank you for your time. Family def comes first

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:31, 18 July 2017 (UTC)

I have a question for you? it's kind of private. how can I ask you?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 00:23, 19 July 2017 (UTC)

I have been really tired lately, I plan to work on this weekend. I am not giving up. Life has just gotten busy, I still love the writing and I still crave the interaction. Thank you for your time and effort. I look really good, and I will get my head screwed on right promise.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:23, 20 July 2017 (UTC)

I was finally able to read it. I am changing it all to first person. since I think, that how I wrote the rest of the story? I wasn't sure so I have copies of both just in case. I will be working on the rest of it and that's what I want to buzz you about. I think it would be easier. to use discord for our edits? and I wanted to buzz you my Discord info. As you can leave something there for days and I can see it there when every I log on. I was just thinking about it. Plus we maintain our safety and secure. :) HIGHLY HIGHLY sexy stuff!!! thank you.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 07:25, 21 July 2017 (UTC)

So far it's golden. I find myself really enjoying the foreplay as I usually do in real life. As a kid in middle school I taught myself through many a bad movie to listen to a woman's body and learn how to please her without "intercourse". I LOVE FOREPLAY. and if that doesn't sound true or read true, there is no point finish the chapter. Anyway I think what you wrote actually feels real rather than what you said to the notes where the they get together and he whips his cock out stuffs it in.. and she lOVES IT! and have five orgasm. THEN, everyone thinks it's a great scene but nothing happened.
Furthermore, one of the parts I find very disrespectful is that they're always written where the women is satisfied beyond the shadow of a doubt, multiple orgasm and after one time having sex, she goes from Virgin she goes to ultra slut. It's just stupid!!! In this story, I wanted to communicate softness and the importance of trust and the sexiness of vulnerability and how that plays into arousal.

as for this conversation. I would say without a DOUBT... I look forward to our interactions and AND I don't know why I hold as much as I do. but... that's a deeper discussion.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 12:52, 21 July 2017 (UTC)

What do you need from me? I am feeling like I have slacked off.. TOTALLY hot scene by the way... :P

What do you use to keep track of the story? I am starting to see the limitations of your basic document editor. I losing my place pretty easily. :(

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 21:42, 23 July 2017 (UTC)

Did you add something? I couldnt make up what was updated?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 21:17, 24 July 2017 (UTC)

Out of the three moms can be bad stories i started. Two of them end up in the same kink. Which is good but i dont want to just write the same thing. Yes i am interested in that kink and those types if relationships but... You have to be anle to expand lol. I am trying to write it from all sides. But i feel like I enjoy writing it why not...but also since I am learning....i am having a bad day and writing porn and reading your hot writing makes me happy.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:15, 24 July 2017 (UTC)

I finally found a shit load of notes you have been leaving. I have starting up stories and just letting it go on. I would have loved to competed in that competition!!! I would have written some awesome stuff. Cream worthy if I do say. Use to take the train to work everyday.. so I had a lot of time to think about this particular thing.

What is my style? I am would have to say I am trained beginner and that my style is "evolving" I am not giving up and I will read all that you have left for me. PROMISE. I am going on vacation again so I hope to have some good pages come of this vacation. I just don't want to be a one trick pony you know.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 06:34, 26 July 2017 (UTC)

Thank you for that. I am going to use it but I had to create my own account and I would have to invite you to work with me. SOOOO if you want to find out who I am really am.. cause I don't have fake email addresses.... Let me know. :) I would be more than happy to invite you onboard. :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 07:19, 26 July 2017 (UTC)

I have gotten the thingy up. I will write some more and invite when i get back form vacation. But a couple of beers and a couple hours to write do wonders?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:24, 27 July 2017 (UTC)

I invited you. I am reading your blog. and I want to work with you on "Maso me" whenever you think I can fit. :) anyway, I will have more soon.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 22:16, 29 July 2017 (UTC)

Okay.. I am going to have to make pages for us. (actually makes me happy) so we can keep better track of our various creative projects. I will have to figure how to do that and then we can add to those.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 00:20, 30 July 2017 (UTC)

did you get the invite?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 16:32, 31 July 2017 (UTC)

Let me work on that. no idea why. I am going back through and editing. I was reading through maso me. I loved the part where they were using her in class. HOT!

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 04:40, 1 August 2017 (UTC)

I did figure out how to get you full access. Try it and let me know.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 04:58, 1 August 2017 (UTC)

Okay. I wanted to right something about a like humiliation type scene that is being filmed, something new for the person involved but not as horrifying as she thought. (i.e. the experience as being used as a sex guide in the "training" part.) I am not sure if that would fit into that story. or even if you wanted it to be in it at all. just was really excited by the training part was all. doing things in front of people you don't know or do know. wanted to add that in. I would add that in to one of the chapters of my story as well. It was hot

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:45, 2 August 2017 (UTC)

So, I started my own story.. YAY. I will work on Lisa's story tonight (or this weekend at least) I added the beginning of the sex scenes with Tera and Beth and introduced a new character or at least named her. (Tera's friend Marla.) Anything else you would like me to do or help you with?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 18:44, 4 August 2017 (UTC)

I like it. you are a really good writer and story teller. I like the way you make the story come together. I am trying to work on my story telling abilities or at least communicating them in written form. I have had writers block as of late. I have plenty of "ideas" but seemingly no time and not a lot motivation. I have been reading a bit lately, and really thinking about what kind of stories I want to tell. It's good and I am really I guess picking out a lot of the crap that I don't want in my stories that traditionally make it into porn. Love your writing, and I love reading. It's some of the most erotic writing I have read.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:32, 10 August 2017 (UTC)

I have block. and I feel like I need to keep writing though. I want to stay productive. :( i am going to a convention next week maybe that will help me clear my head up. YAY.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:30, 11 August 2017 (UTC)

I've been on the convention for a couple days. I have been trying to write a come up with something to write but not really pushing myself. Have you been?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 12:17, 20 August 2017 (UTC)

I am back. SAME HERE!!! I have been needing a release. So I have been thinking of someone to write it out. nope... then I thought Stranger orgy. Which, seemed like a good idea. Until I realized I was a loser and could no way shape or form find one. My wife walked around the house this morning with just underwear. I want to so many things,even in front of the kids. didn't care. but...nothing. So, back to writing. Let's write something dirty ??? Stranger orgy story, two character plan to meet there not knowing what is going happen.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 13:53, 22 August 2017 (UTC)

Alright, time for a rant. I am horny as all get out. Frustrated as hell. Nothing I do seems to help, it only slides me further this big swamp i am stuck in. I know kind of what I want. I have the ideas but I don't see a path to get there. But I know i don't have it all together and I have vauge ideas of what success looks like and I know a lot of time will be in the middle. Am I making sense? I enjoyed my time away at the convention but it seemed like i wasted a whole bunch of time... But it would have been only to stare at a blinking cursor on a screen. I read other erotica... It all sucks but at least they wrote it. I love yours. Specially the one with the girl who goes into the adult book store (have i mentioned that before) i am just stressed and feeling like i am wasting time. I dont want to get up in the morning... But i get up to check for your messages. Everything is crowding me in. I just am aimless. I read some stories about mind control. I find that cool...but all the stories seem to fall apart. Like they lose steam and rely on tropes. Bad ones. What would you do if you had mind control? I know I know for a fact I would use it to get people to admit stuff they are thinking but never say. Aaaaaarrrgghhh am I making sense?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:32, 22 August 2017 (UTC)

YOu and I are in the same boat. Like, THE EXACT same boat.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 06:20, 23 August 2017 (UTC)

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== [[User:Teejay|Teejay]] ==

Epitaph for a gunslinger:

Here lies Lester Moore

Four shots from a .44

No Les, no more.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I've seen the all the problems begin with MEN on a T-shirt. I've been tempted to get it for my GF.

The Lester Moore epitaph is very famous. I'm surprised you've never seen it before.

That poem sounds like it was written by a guilt free Catholic school girl. :)

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A judge was doing arraignments, and the prisoners were in the holding cell of the courthouse, being called forward one by one. Four men were left in the cell when the judge looked at his next case:

State of California vs. Steven Lewon Crook

"Crook!" said the judge. "Step forward!"

All four men stepped out of the holding cell.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

You did a good job with it. As far as I can tell from years of practice, good oral sex when a man goes down on a woman involves being gentle, tonguing her clit, rubbing it while you slip your tongue inside her, and basically following her body's cues until she gushes on your face (and then doing it again and again.)

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I judge Teddy to be about 13. He'll lose interest eventually, probably sooner rather than later.

Headline spotted recently: MILF BRACES FOR FAP OFFENSIVE

My reaction: "Whiskey... Tango... Foxtrot?"

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Maybe they are. When I'm alone in the apartment I'll walk around in my underwear, so maybe they just don't think about it.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

After what happened, no terrorist will come near any of her other concerts. You know security will be ridiculously tight. Definitely go if you want to. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A psychiatrist and a proctologist share an office building. They put up a sign on the front: THE DEPARTMENT OF ODDS AND ENDS. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Your English isn't getting worse. What you're describing doesn't have a formal name.

More... h'mmm. Climb and boink, where she climbs a tree and the guys have to climb up to her and boink her. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

In a single day, Samson slew a thousand Philistines with the jawbone of an ass. Every day, thousands of sales are killed with the same weapon. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Even for me, a very fast reader, that took a good chunk of time to read. You're an excellent writer and it's very well written. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I'm quite honored. :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

That's very understandable. I do the same thing with the stories I write for Literotica. It's a way of expressing myself and doing things I can't do IRL. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

When the Angles (with the Saxons) invaded England, they settled in what became known as the Land Debatable, namely the north of England and the south of Scotland. The acute Angles went north and the obtuse ones south. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Very awesome band. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

We all have hidden desires. That's one of yours. It doesn't surprise me. Hope you're doing well. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I'm glad you got to show off and didn't get in trouble. And you ''are'' quite attractive, especially to people who, unlike me, don't prefer women who are as wide as they are tall.

I kind of froze up on the scooter thing. Sorry. I should have handled it better.

Glad to hear that you and your husband still lust each other, in addition to loving each other. Enjoy! -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

When you used the phrase "get off my chest," it brought to mind an old Dilbert.

Dogbert: "This is the thief who took the decoy lunch...which we laced with synthetic female hormones!"

Wally: "You can't prove anything!"

Dogbert: "Is there something you'd like to get off your chest?" -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

That works. :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Believe me, I understand the frustration. The (late) mother of my children and I had a spectacular love life until our first child was born. After that, it was impossible, nearly, to find time. When we did, she clearly released a lot of pent up energy. I hope you find some (safe) way of releasing yours. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A Republican politician is giving a speech at a large public auditorium and making all sorts of promises everyone knows are a bunch of hot air. A heckler stands up and bellows, "All that will happen when pigs fly!"

The Republican beckons the heckler onto the stage. Thrusting the microphone under the heckler's nose, he says, "Let me guess. You're a liberal."

The heckler replies with, "My grandfather was a Democrat, my father was a Democrat, and I am and always will be a Democrat."

The Republican, unfazed, responds smoothly with, "Suppose your grandfather had been a jackass and your father had been a jackass. What would that make you?"

Without missing a beat, the heckler booms, "A Republican!"

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Comment from an Internet comment thread:

When the deer have guns too, then and only then will hunting be considered an actual sport. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Those were awesome. And a little too close to my reality to make me laugh. I actually had the conversation in #14 with both my (now passed) wives. And knowing that words don't work in that situation, I ended up going down on them and after they were cummed out, sticking my head up and saying, "Did that answer your question?" -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A classic from the Golden Age. Back when those kind of movies had actual plot. Watched both it and the original Taboo in the same week... about 22 years ago. I recommend it. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Technically, you'd have to ask Platypus, he's the one who created the "base" characters for SSR, but I'm on the assumption that it's no coincidence the slut neighbor is named "Debbie".

P.S. I turn 44 in October. From the information publicly available already, that I'm old enough to to have two kids one of whom is a teenager, you probably could have guessed pretty close to the correct answer. And if I watched those movies 22 years ago, well you have to be at least 18 to watch them so that would in and of itself imply at least 40. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

They were younger children when I wrote that intro, back about 6 years ago when I first found this site :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

It's well written. I don't want to think about it too much because that kind of thing, even though it's only fantasy, still turns my stomach a bit. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Man in doctor's office: "My name is Daniel Nathan Reed. I don't initial ''anything''." :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

From the late George Carlin:

Hospitals often name a new facility after the person who makes the major donation. I grew up with a neighborhood guy who is now extremely wealthy, and I'm hoping someday he'll make a big donation. I just want to drive past the hospital and see the No-Balls Malone Cancer Pavilion. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Can you guess what book I'm reading just from the chapter titles? :)

The ''Tomahawk'' * Good Samaritan * Earthport * The Astrogators' Guild * "...Your Money And My Know-How..." * "Spaceman" Jones * Eldreth * Three Ways To Get Ahead * Chartsman Jones * Garson's Planet * "Through The Cargo Hatch" * Halcyon * Transition * Anywhere * "This Isn't A Picnic" * "-- Over A Hundred Years --" * Charity * Civilization * A Friend In Need * "-- A Ship Is Not Just Steel --" * The Captain Of The ''Asgard'' * The ''Tomahawk''

(Yep, the first and last chapters have the same title.) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Finished ''Starman Jones'' and now I'm reading an even older book, one published over 100 years ago. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A census worker was going house to house collecting information, and knocks on the door of an apartment. The only resident is a 25-year-old woman. After explaining why he's there, he starts to record the information. They get to the line for Occupation, and she says, "Hooker."

"I can't put that."

"Then put prostitute."

"That's not a legal occupation. I can't put that!"

"Okay, put down chicken farmer."

"Chicken farmer?"

"Yeah. Last year I raised 1,000 cocks."

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I know nothing about the Fallout world. But I was able to piece together enough to make the story sensible. And as always, your talent for writing shines through. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Also, I noticed there are still some redlinks on The Exhibitionist. Did you plan to fill those? -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

In England, there is a charitable group called the Women's Association that operates nationwide. The local branches are named for the localities (London Women's Association, Nottingham Women's Association, Sheffield Women's Association, &c.)

When the group opened a branch in the village of Ugley, the local branch -- with good reason -- did not want to be the Ugley Women's Association. So they changed their name to the Women's Association (Ugley Division.) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

== [[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] ==

What I was pissed off about? Eh, just the same old smutty crap on this website. I still find it contemptible but...I really can't muster any energy to gripe in the discussions. I just...there's just so much. So much crap and all my edits...I can't change a damn thing because I don't want to change it, I want to burn it to the ground and start again. That's my problem, the premises of these things.

So. How have you been?

P.S Did you write "Nudisma Terena"?---[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 18:31 (Louisiana Time), 19 May 2017

Mind if I make a few suggestions for this whole "boinking" thing? (Also, why "boink"? Why'd you choose that as a word?)

1. Truth and Boink?

2. Freeze Boink?

3. Simon Says: Boink Edition?

4. Boink Poker?

Just spitballing.

P.S Is this story a real story for you or just part of your rants? And, yes, I get the joke.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 17:48 (Louisiana Time), 9 June 2017

How do you think a "sexual horror" story would go?--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 12:41 (Louisiana Time), 12 June 2017

That was one of my first thoughts: rape. But I was wondering if there are more ways to show "sexual horror" then that, more dimensions. Something more...subtle.

Why these thoughts? Well, I'm just taking genres and mixing them together, seeing what comes out.

P.S Can you help me with some category help? I'm trying to do multiple categories for my "Dungeons and Dragons" review like this:

The Review- Adult Stories| Dungeons and Dragons| Female Elf Paladin Review. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 12:31 (Louisiana Time), 13 June 2017

You know what? Go ahead, rewrite the scene with the spirit you described, just have her SHOW it! Have her SHOW a fucking emotion! Have some actual dialogue! I'm not asking for a total change, I'm asking for this page to actually look like a fucking book! "Present the page better" is all I'm asking. And "make it less skeevy", if that's possible.

And, for the love of god, DESCRIBE THINGS! PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, DESCRIBE EVERYTHING! I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS, JUST DESCRIBE IT SO PEOPLE CAN HAVE A CLEAR IDEA OF WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE READING! Hell, I give you permission to describe the protagonist's breasts, just give the reader SOMETHING!

Oh, and you can just ignore the whole "half-elf" thing. I don't expect you to know about them and for this instance, you don't need to. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 9:42 (Louisiana Time), 15 June 2017

The groping and pawing happened at the clothing shop, erm, tent.

Also, yes, I know the rest of the story makes no sense. You know my pain. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 17:52 (Louisiana Time), 19 June 2017

...You have automatically lost all respect from me with those lyrics.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 11:13 (Louisiana Time), 19 July 2017

Erm, sorry. I've been sorta busy and I kinda forgot about it. I'll try to give you my proper opinion soon but I can't do it right now because I slept pretty late last night, about 3 A.M. Going to say one thing: your page was a major fucking improvement over the last one. There was actual ''dialogue'' for fuck's sake! Never understand why there wasn't no fucking dialogue I'll come by later to the page to update it so that it could properly begin in a Forgotten Realms story. Changing some names, adding some bits of descriptions, etc.

You know, there's something weird about the stories on that CYOS. I don't think a lot of it was made by people who were thinking "Forgotten Realms" when they made it. It feels like generic D&D stuff with some vanilla D&D info thrown in. The mentions of Pelor, for one thing. While Pelor, the god of the Sun, is a D&D god, he's not a Forgotten Realms god. The closest there may be to Pelor is Lathander, the Morninglord, the God of spring, dawn, etc. Edit: Huh. There's actually a table in ''Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting'' handbook that tells you which D&D deities to convert to Forgotten Realms deities. Pelor, for example, can be switched with Lathander, Ilmater, the Broken God, or Torm, the Loyal Fury.

P.S Sing some Foo Fighters lyrics for me and ''maybe'' I will forgive your sins.-[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 21:27 (Louisiana Time), 13 August 2017

If you aren't busy, perhaps you could do the red links for this page: D&D: FHR: The cloaked merchant : "Let's see how far you are willing to go...."

Try it like you did for the bard page.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 14:12 (Louisiana Time), 14 August 2017

Going to stay away from this site for some time. Planning on sitting down and reading the handbooks for Forgotten Realms. There's a lot of interesting lore and story ideas in this stuff. And it's all on the internet, free to download! Oh, and to answer your question: go wild.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 00:18 (Louisiana Time), 15 August 2017

== Enier ==

TQ for the tips.

Also, you do not need to have a template. That was put there so you know how to make one if you want. It is not required, and is not useful if your story isn't going to use it. If it is, well, you can replace the template, but they are hard to figure out. Let me know if you need help on it.Reply:

Remind me what a template is?

Can you do combination linking?

Help with the status bar! I need an explanation clearer than the tutorial!

I want something like the table in the tutorial, but blue. can u send me the code?

TQ. How do I make A Wiki?

==Platypus==

Thank you for your efforts thus far. I appreciate your help, and you have my sympathy for your loss of brain cells. At some point, when I'm feeling brave, I'll tackle what remains. Hot and Horny was most written by writers that I pushed away from Smutty Sex Romp and Rampage, and much of it is pretty cringe worthy.

"I'm about to pop an egg." There should be a collection of truly, awfully bad lines somewhere. That turkey deserves special recognition for sheer awfulness. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 12:42, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

Thanks for the heads up. And good job messing with the spammer's spammy spam! --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 11:54, 9 August 2017 (UTC)

== Wolfskin75==

did this work? --[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am thinking of a several character story... And like your too graphic. I wanted to incorporate pictures. Non that have copyright but to give the reader a idea of what i am visualizing. I am trying to find a way to pitch my ideas without it being public... But i dont use anom email so...yeah. I think however, i should work on figuring out the mechanics before i start writing. And i invite you to add to were you see fit. I like your stories. (i read some.) --
[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Well, my idea goes like this. I want to write a two prong story: about a neighborhood of deviants that a Mom and her daughter move into. They are fresh from a divorce from a wealthy guy so he buys them a House in this neighborhood. I want to Mom to become some Wife's pet (romance themed but lots of kink Dom/sub exploring fetishes... mostly my own) the choices will be who you sub too. Whether it be a loving woman or a cruel pain master. and at the same time her daughter (totally cute emo girl) will become a Dom to one of the daughters of the town. Of course they will be men in it.. but only as a side story.. (men have no place in my fantasy world) Of course.... this is basically how the neighborhood works... they were moved there on purpose. I love reading stories where two girls find a comfortable love full of their kinks . yes... no? any tips or whatever would be nice.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Okay, I have corrected some things. I apologize for some misunderstandings. I guess I am looking for more of a mentor? someone to bounce ideas off of. None of the ideas I have are set in stone and I am still trying to even figure out how to get started. I am just more looking for some sort of communication and would like someone to collaborate with eventually. I am new here and I am just testing the waters. To see what is up.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Thank you. I am currently working on adding things to "Mom can be bad". I am going to try and class up the story a bit and learn the formatting. I have a lot to think about. You're right, some of the stories are down right stupid. you're also right and that I am more about the innocence rather than the age.. Let me digest what you wrote, it was all good .. and I very glad for your time. thank you again.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

You said a couple things that I can relate. The reason I want to write this story is that, I just to chat with a bunch of real life little's. It was SOOOO great and they where all so full of life and happiness. Of course things got drama filled at times but It was something I could "feel". I wanted to be a protector. Not someone who would punish and then After care.. but ALL After care. and since I am married so I fantasize ... ALOT. but Like I said, it's not normal, (like most things I am involved in) for instance... I read rampage. and EVERY Ending I got to was a happily ever after ending. I think that say a lot of about my mind where I want to go with this story of mind. The strong protecting the weak. Someone protecting those who would be prey and letting them live in happiness. Of course there is sex and kinkiness but it's the best of all environments. safety and trust. this is more where I want my stories to go. Like I said. I am going to press on with adding to "Mom can be bad" not only warming up my writing skills and figuring out the format (like if you make one choice it effects the rest of the story sort of thing) and See what I can do. I am dealing with Lisa, 40 married and Tera 50 divorced. ( is there some sort of forum for these type of formatting questions?)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am trying to add a page a day and see what happens. I have already ended my first thread. :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

nice, can I use that?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Very nice. I am loving making these little snippets. Even though i fantasize about it, I am not sure if i got the feeling right. Since i am not female all i have to go on is other writings and since i don't have a book length to write and develop these feelings. I don't know what its like for a straight "married" woman to get picked up at a bar by another and go with it. I will use your snippets. But i invite you to add the story. :) I am also having fun making most of the men villians.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Again. Thank you. I have a lot of editing to do amd make it all says in line. Thank you thank you. To know you are reading what i am writing...yay. I need to become a stronger writer. I am actually having some issues. 1. How do you slog through the middle stuff? I am having troubles feeling overwhelmed with stuff that has to hhappen to make the story ...er semi good rather than just the dirty parts. Do i make sense?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

For instance, I was thinking about making it back to the house. I have several story points where things need to happen before the Preg story gets to the house. I add some sex parts, things in fact I would love to do. What I am having trouble with is trying to get the notion that She might not be totally okay with this and that when she gets to house she is like "what the fuck am I doing." or maybe have that moment in the car.

I really need to spend some time really trying to catch up on things.

Not every woman has DD or 38g breast, not every woman shaves ( and thank god for that.) all the woman in my stories don't have huge boobs. I fantasize about smaller breast and I am not afraid to write about pubic hair.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am trying to get more from you... To hopefully get you to boil over into a story. :) whatever you want to tell me...please be sure i am "listening". ;).

Also i have been busy lately so i haven't had much time to respond.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I love the way you write. You include little things.. little things are always the important things right. and yes.. both of those things were great! I am going on vacation for a week. I will be back though. Hopefully I will some updated work for you

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I have wrote alot ... Cant wait to post it. How have you been?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I would ask you a favor. I love what you wrote by the way... Totally totally enjoyed it. *wink* again and again...

I need you to write a lesbian sex scene between Tera and Beth. I am adding a scene...after the dancing scene she goes home drunk with Beth..could you write the sex...can be bleary and nebulous...but it would be amazing if you would...?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Will do. I will also read the links you sent. How would you like me to get that to you? Email or post it here? I will just living out a fantasy :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Tera, 50 mother of two, I envision her being bi curious her whole life just stuck in a rut. Blond hair, dyed. To cover the grey.. Beth a mid 20's redhead in college. Loves older woman. And likes the older woman sort of a mother like girlfriend..Knows Tera ( knows her daughter and is someone's daughter that Tera will know. Tera is of the generation that doesnt shave..pubic hair i mean. Beth is smaller chested then Tera. Normal breast Tera's would slightly not perky.
Beth is the predator in this case...i want to have some regert in the morning but enough to force her hand in a choice. So far she has moved slowly but she has moved forward... Thats the direction i want to head. Plus... I havent posted the next post which will go in front of this...so you have a little time

I am trying not to make something typical.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I find myself wanting to add on to other stories... But alot of them have elements i dont like and really cant further the story the way i would like with the cast as it is. I could just go and rewrite the story...but i would rather contact the author and make the change.....sigh....or just make one of my own i guess.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

back home and posting again. :) figured it all out.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Any details you can provide about that...I am more than happy to read...re read ..
Have my own activities..then re read again. I would like to know...especially the tying part...

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I feel so lazy...i havent been writing..bad me..lol

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I have a question. Do you understand my writing? Like if you had to critque it. What would be a couple of good things i could work on?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:55, 14 July 2017 (UTC)

I added two or three more pages last night. I really need have a edit day. If I could crave out a day to JUST EDIT that would be great. *sigh*

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:35, 15 July 2017 (UTC)

Wanted to touch base. How are you doing?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 20:10, 16 July 2017 (UTC)

Thank you..its awesome. It was perfect and I..thank you for your time. Family def comes first

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:31, 18 July 2017 (UTC)

I have a question for you? it's kind of private. how can I ask you?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 00:23, 19 July 2017 (UTC)

I have been really tired lately, I plan to work on this weekend. I am not giving up. Life has just gotten busy, I still love the writing and I still crave the interaction. Thank you for your time and effort. I look really good, and I will get my head screwed on right promise.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:23, 20 July 2017 (UTC)

I was finally able to read it. I am changing it all to first person. since I think, that how I wrote the rest of the story? I wasn't sure so I have copies of both just in case. I will be working on the rest of it and that's what I want to buzz you about. I think it would be easier. to use discord for our edits? and I wanted to buzz you my Discord info. As you can leave something there for days and I can see it there when every I log on. I was just thinking about it. Plus we maintain our safety and secure. :) HIGHLY HIGHLY sexy stuff!!! thank you.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 07:25, 21 July 2017 (UTC)

So far it's golden. I find myself really enjoying the foreplay as I usually do in real life. As a kid in middle school I taught myself through many a bad movie to listen to a woman's body and learn how to please her without "intercourse". I LOVE FOREPLAY. and if that doesn't sound true or read true, there is no point finish the chapter. Anyway I think what you wrote actually feels real rather than what you said to the notes where the they get together and he whips his cock out stuffs it in.. and she lOVES IT! and have five orgasm. THEN, everyone thinks it's a great scene but nothing happened.
Furthermore, one of the parts I find very disrespectful is that they're always written where the women is satisfied beyond the shadow of a doubt, multiple orgasm and after one time having sex, she goes from Virgin she goes to ultra slut. It's just stupid!!! In this story, I wanted to communicate softness and the importance of trust and the sexiness of vulnerability and how that plays into arousal.

as for this conversation. I would say without a DOUBT... I look forward to our interactions and AND I don't know why I hold as much as I do. but... that's a deeper discussion.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 12:52, 21 July 2017 (UTC)

What do you need from me? I am feeling like I have slacked off.. TOTALLY hot scene by the way... :P

What do you use to keep track of the story? I am starting to see the limitations of your basic document editor. I losing my place pretty easily. :(

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 21:42, 23 July 2017 (UTC)

Did you add something? I couldnt make up what was updated?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 21:17, 24 July 2017 (UTC)

Out of the three moms can be bad stories i started. Two of them end up in the same kink. Which is good but i dont want to just write the same thing. Yes i am interested in that kink and those types if relationships but... You have to be anle to expand lol. I am trying to write it from all sides. But i feel like I enjoy writing it why not...but also since I am learning....i am having a bad day and writing porn and reading your hot writing makes me happy.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:15, 24 July 2017 (UTC)

I finally found a shit load of notes you have been leaving. I have starting up stories and just letting it go on. I would have loved to competed in that competition!!! I would have written some awesome stuff. Cream worthy if I do say. Use to take the train to work everyday.. so I had a lot of time to think about this particular thing.

What is my style? I am would have to say I am trained beginner and that my style is "evolving" I am not giving up and I will read all that you have left for me. PROMISE. I am going on vacation again so I hope to have some good pages come of this vacation. I just don't want to be a one trick pony you know.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 06:34, 26 July 2017 (UTC)

Thank you for that. I am going to use it but I had to create my own account and I would have to invite you to work with me. SOOOO if you want to find out who I am really am.. cause I don't have fake email addresses.... Let me know. :) I would be more than happy to invite you onboard. :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 07:19, 26 July 2017 (UTC)

I have gotten the thingy up. I will write some more and invite when i get back form vacation. But a couple of beers and a couple hours to write do wonders?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:24, 27 July 2017 (UTC)

I invited you. I am reading your blog. and I want to work with you on "Maso me" whenever you think I can fit. :) anyway, I will have more soon.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 22:16, 29 July 2017 (UTC)

Okay.. I am going to have to make pages for us. (actually makes me happy) so we can keep better track of our various creative projects. I will have to figure how to do that and then we can add to those.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 00:20, 30 July 2017 (UTC)

did you get the invite?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 16:32, 31 July 2017 (UTC)

Let me work on that. no idea why. I am going back through and editing. I was reading through maso me. I loved the part where they were using her in class. HOT!

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 04:40, 1 August 2017 (UTC)

I did figure out how to get you full access. Try it and let me know.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 04:58, 1 August 2017 (UTC)

Okay. I wanted to right something about a like humiliation type scene that is being filmed, something new for the person involved but not as horrifying as she thought. (i.e. the experience as being used as a sex guide in the "training" part.) I am not sure if that would fit into that story. or even if you wanted it to be in it at all. just was really excited by the training part was all. doing things in front of people you don't know or do know. wanted to add that in. I would add that in to one of the chapters of my story as well. It was hot

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:45, 2 August 2017 (UTC)

So, I started my own story.. YAY. I will work on Lisa's story tonight (or this weekend at least) I added the beginning of the sex scenes with Tera and Beth and introduced a new character or at least named her. (Tera's friend Marla.) Anything else you would like me to do or help you with?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 18:44, 4 August 2017 (UTC)

I like it. you are a really good writer and story teller. I like the way you make the story come together. I am trying to work on my story telling abilities or at least communicating them in written form. I have had writers block as of late. I have plenty of "ideas" but seemingly no time and not a lot motivation. I have been reading a bit lately, and really thinking about what kind of stories I want to tell. It's good and I am really I guess picking out a lot of the crap that I don't want in my stories that traditionally make it into porn. Love your writing, and I love reading. It's some of the most erotic writing I have read.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:32, 10 August 2017 (UTC)

I have block. and I feel like I need to keep writing though. I want to stay productive. :( i am going to a convention next week maybe that will help me clear my head up. YAY.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:30, 11 August 2017 (UTC)

I've been on the convention for a couple days. I have been trying to write a come up with something to write but not really pushing myself. Have you been?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 12:17, 20 August 2017 (UTC)

I am back. SAME HERE!!! I have been needing a release. So I have been thinking of someone to write it out. nope... then I thought Stranger orgy. Which, seemed like a good idea. Until I realized I was a loser and could no way shape or form find one. My wife walked around the house this morning with just underwear. I want to so many things,even in front of the kids. didn't care. but...nothing. So, back to writing. Let's write something dirty ??? Stranger orgy story, two character plan to meet there not knowing what is going happen.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 13:53, 22 August 2017 (UTC)

Alright, time for a rant. I am horny as all get out. Frustrated as hell. Nothing I do seems to help, it only slides me further this big swamp i am stuck in. I know kind of what I want. I have the ideas but I don't see a path to get there. But I know i don't have it all together and I have vauge ideas of what success looks like and I know a lot of time will be in the middle. Am I making sense? I enjoyed my time away at the convention but it seemed like i wasted a whole bunch of time... But it would have been only to stare at a blinking cursor on a screen. I read other erotica... It all sucks but at least they wrote it. I love yours. Specially the one with the girl who goes into the adult book store (have i mentioned that before) i am just stressed and feeling like i am wasting time. I dont want to get up in the morning... But i get up to check for your messages. Everything is crowding me in. I just am aimless. I read some stories about mind control. I find that cool...but all the stories seem to fall apart. Like they lose steam and rely on tropes. Bad ones. What would you do if you had mind control? I know I know for a fact I would use it to get people to admit stuff they are thinking but never say. Aaaaaarrrgghhh am I making sense?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:32, 22 August 2017 (UTC)

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== [[User:Teejay|Teejay]] ==

Epitaph for a gunslinger:

Here lies Lester Moore

Four shots from a .44

No Les, no more.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I've seen the all the problems begin with MEN on a T-shirt. I've been tempted to get it for my GF.

The Lester Moore epitaph is very famous. I'm surprised you've never seen it before.

That poem sounds like it was written by a guilt free Catholic school girl. :)

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A judge was doing arraignments, and the prisoners were in the holding cell of the courthouse, being called forward one by one. Four men were left in the cell when the judge looked at his next case:

State of California vs. Steven Lewon Crook

"Crook!" said the judge. "Step forward!"

All four men stepped out of the holding cell.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

You did a good job with it. As far as I can tell from years of practice, good oral sex when a man goes down on a woman involves being gentle, tonguing her clit, rubbing it while you slip your tongue inside her, and basically following her body's cues until she gushes on your face (and then doing it again and again.)

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I judge Teddy to be about 13. He'll lose interest eventually, probably sooner rather than later.

Headline spotted recently: MILF BRACES FOR FAP OFFENSIVE

My reaction: "Whiskey... Tango... Foxtrot?"

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Maybe they are. When I'm alone in the apartment I'll walk around in my underwear, so maybe they just don't think about it.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

After what happened, no terrorist will come near any of her other concerts. You know security will be ridiculously tight. Definitely go if you want to. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A psychiatrist and a proctologist share an office building. They put up a sign on the front: THE DEPARTMENT OF ODDS AND ENDS. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Your English isn't getting worse. What you're describing doesn't have a formal name.

More... h'mmm. Climb and boink, where she climbs a tree and the guys have to climb up to her and boink her. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

In a single day, Samson slew a thousand Philistines with the jawbone of an ass. Every day, thousands of sales are killed with the same weapon. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Even for me, a very fast reader, that took a good chunk of time to read. You're an excellent writer and it's very well written. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I'm quite honored. :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

That's very understandable. I do the same thing with the stories I write for Literotica. It's a way of expressing myself and doing things I can't do IRL. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

When the Angles (with the Saxons) invaded England, they settled in what became known as the Land Debatable, namely the north of England and the south of Scotland. The acute Angles went north and the obtuse ones south. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Very awesome band. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

We all have hidden desires. That's one of yours. It doesn't surprise me. Hope you're doing well. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I'm glad you got to show off and didn't get in trouble. And you ''are'' quite attractive, especially to people who, unlike me, don't prefer women who are as wide as they are tall.

I kind of froze up on the scooter thing. Sorry. I should have handled it better.

Glad to hear that you and your husband still lust each other, in addition to loving each other. Enjoy! -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

When you used the phrase "get off my chest," it brought to mind an old Dilbert.

Dogbert: "This is the thief who took the decoy lunch...which we laced with synthetic female hormones!"

Wally: "You can't prove anything!"

Dogbert: "Is there something you'd like to get off your chest?" -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

That works. :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Believe me, I understand the frustration. The (late) mother of my children and I had a spectacular love life until our first child was born. After that, it was impossible, nearly, to find time. When we did, she clearly released a lot of pent up energy. I hope you find some (safe) way of releasing yours. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A Republican politician is giving a speech at a large public auditorium and making all sorts of promises everyone knows are a bunch of hot air. A heckler stands up and bellows, "All that will happen when pigs fly!"

The Republican beckons the heckler onto the stage. Thrusting the microphone under the heckler's nose, he says, "Let me guess. You're a liberal."

The heckler replies with, "My grandfather was a Democrat, my father was a Democrat, and I am and always will be a Democrat."

The Republican, unfazed, responds smoothly with, "Suppose your grandfather had been a jackass and your father had been a jackass. What would that make you?"

Without missing a beat, the heckler booms, "A Republican!"

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Comment from an Internet comment thread:

When the deer have guns too, then and only then will hunting be considered an actual sport. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Those were awesome. And a little too close to my reality to make me laugh. I actually had the conversation in #14 with both my (now passed) wives. And knowing that words don't work in that situation, I ended up going down on them and after they were cummed out, sticking my head up and saying, "Did that answer your question?" -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A classic from the Golden Age. Back when those kind of movies had actual plot. Watched both it and the original Taboo in the same week... about 22 years ago. I recommend it. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Technically, you'd have to ask Platypus, he's the one who created the "base" characters for SSR, but I'm on the assumption that it's no coincidence the slut neighbor is named "Debbie".

P.S. I turn 44 in October. From the information publicly available already, that I'm old enough to to have two kids one of whom is a teenager, you probably could have guessed pretty close to the correct answer. And if I watched those movies 22 years ago, well you have to be at least 18 to watch them so that would in and of itself imply at least 40. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

They were younger children when I wrote that intro, back about 6 years ago when I first found this site :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

It's well written. I don't want to think about it too much because that kind of thing, even though it's only fantasy, still turns my stomach a bit. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Man in doctor's office: "My name is Daniel Nathan Reed. I don't initial ''anything''." :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

From the late George Carlin:

Hospitals often name a new facility after the person who makes the major donation. I grew up with a neighborhood guy who is now extremely wealthy, and I'm hoping someday he'll make a big donation. I just want to drive past the hospital and see the No-Balls Malone Cancer Pavilion. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Can you guess what book I'm reading just from the chapter titles? :)

The ''Tomahawk'' * Good Samaritan * Earthport * The Astrogators' Guild * "...Your Money And My Know-How..." * "Spaceman" Jones * Eldreth * Three Ways To Get Ahead * Chartsman Jones * Garson's Planet * "Through The Cargo Hatch" * Halcyon * Transition * Anywhere * "This Isn't A Picnic" * "-- Over A Hundred Years --" * Charity * Civilization * A Friend In Need * "-- A Ship Is Not Just Steel --" * The Captain Of The ''Asgard'' * The ''Tomahawk''

(Yep, the first and last chapters have the same title.) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Finished ''Starman Jones'' and now I'm reading an even older book, one published over 100 years ago. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A census worker was going house to house collecting information, and knocks on the door of an apartment. The only resident is a 25-year-old woman. After explaining why he's there, he starts to record the information. They get to the line for Occupation, and she says, "Hooker."

"I can't put that."

"Then put prostitute."

"That's not a legal occupation. I can't put that!"

"Okay, put down chicken farmer."

"Chicken farmer?"

"Yeah. Last year I raised 1,000 cocks."

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I know nothing about the Fallout world. But I was able to piece together enough to make the story sensible. And as always, your talent for writing shines through. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Also, I noticed there are still some redlinks on The Exhibitionist. Did you plan to fill those? -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

In England, there is a charitable group called the Women's Association that operates nationwide. The local branches are named for the localities (London Women's Association, Nottingham Women's Association, Sheffield Women's Association, &c.)

When the group opened a branch in the village of Ugley, the local branch -- with good reason -- did not want to be the Ugley Women's Association. So they changed their name to the Women's Association (Ugley Division.) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

== [[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] ==

What I was pissed off about? Eh, just the same old smutty crap on this website. I still find it contemptible but...I really can't muster any energy to gripe in the discussions. I just...there's just so much. So much crap and all my edits...I can't change a damn thing because I don't want to change it, I want to burn it to the ground and start again. That's my problem, the premises of these things.

So. How have you been?

P.S Did you write "Nudisma Terena"?---[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 18:31 (Louisiana Time), 19 May 2017

Mind if I make a few suggestions for this whole "boinking" thing? (Also, why "boink"? Why'd you choose that as a word?)

1. Truth and Boink?

2. Freeze Boink?

3. Simon Says: Boink Edition?

4. Boink Poker?

Just spitballing.

P.S Is this story a real story for you or just part of your rants? And, yes, I get the joke.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 17:48 (Louisiana Time), 9 June 2017

How do you think a "sexual horror" story would go?--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 12:41 (Louisiana Time), 12 June 2017

That was one of my first thoughts: rape. But I was wondering if there are more ways to show "sexual horror" then that, more dimensions. Something more...subtle.

Why these thoughts? Well, I'm just taking genres and mixing them together, seeing what comes out.

P.S Can you help me with some category help? I'm trying to do multiple categories for my "Dungeons and Dragons" review like this:

The Review- Adult Stories| Dungeons and Dragons| Female Elf Paladin Review. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 12:31 (Louisiana Time), 13 June 2017

You know what? Go ahead, rewrite the scene with the spirit you described, just have her SHOW it! Have her SHOW a fucking emotion! Have some actual dialogue! I'm not asking for a total change, I'm asking for this page to actually look like a fucking book! "Present the page better" is all I'm asking. And "make it less skeevy", if that's possible.

And, for the love of god, DESCRIBE THINGS! PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, DESCRIBE EVERYTHING! I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS, JUST DESCRIBE IT SO PEOPLE CAN HAVE A CLEAR IDEA OF WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE READING! Hell, I give you permission to describe the protagonist's breasts, just give the reader SOMETHING!

Oh, and you can just ignore the whole "half-elf" thing. I don't expect you to know about them and for this instance, you don't need to. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 9:42 (Louisiana Time), 15 June 2017

The groping and pawing happened at the clothing shop, erm, tent.

Also, yes, I know the rest of the story makes no sense. You know my pain. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 17:52 (Louisiana Time), 19 June 2017

...You have automatically lost all respect from me with those lyrics.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 11:13 (Louisiana Time), 19 July 2017

Erm, sorry. I've been sorta busy and I kinda forgot about it. I'll try to give you my proper opinion soon but I can't do it right now because I slept pretty late last night, about 3 A.M. Going to say one thing: your page was a major fucking improvement over the last one. There was actual ''dialogue'' for fuck's sake! Never understand why there wasn't no fucking dialogue I'll come by later to the page to update it so that it could properly begin in a Forgotten Realms story. Changing some names, adding some bits of descriptions, etc.

You know, there's something weird about the stories on that CYOS. I don't think a lot of it was made by people who were thinking "Forgotten Realms" when they made it. It feels like generic D&D stuff with some vanilla D&D info thrown in. The mentions of Pelor, for one thing. While Pelor, the god of the Sun, is a D&D god, he's not a Forgotten Realms god. The closest there may be to Pelor is Lathander, the Morninglord, the God of spring, dawn, etc. Edit: Huh. There's actually a table in ''Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting'' handbook that tells you which D&D deities to convert to Forgotten Realms deities. Pelor, for example, can be switched with Lathander, Ilmater, the Broken God, or Torm, the Loyal Fury.

P.S Sing some Foo Fighters lyrics for me and ''maybe'' I will forgive your sins.-[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 21:27 (Louisiana Time), 13 August 2017

If you aren't busy, perhaps you could do the red links for this page: D&D: FHR: The cloaked merchant : "Let's see how far you are willing to go...."

Try it like you did for the bard page.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 14:12 (Louisiana Time), 14 August 2017

Going to stay away from this site for some time. Planning on sitting down and reading the handbooks for Forgotten Realms. There's a lot of interesting lore and story ideas in this stuff. And it's all on the internet, free to download! Oh, and to answer your question: go wild.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 00:18 (Louisiana Time), 15 August 2017

== Enier ==

TQ for the tips.

Also, you do not need to have a template. That was put there so you know how to make one if you want. It is not required, and is not useful if your story isn't going to use it. If it is, well, you can replace the template, but they are hard to figure out. Let me know if you need help on it.Reply:

Remind me what a template is?

Can you do combination linking?

Help with the status bar! I need an explanation clearer than the tutorial!

I want something like the table in the tutorial, but blue. can u send me the code?

TQ. How do I make A Wiki?

==Platypus==

Thank you for your efforts thus far. I appreciate your help, and you have my sympathy for your loss of brain cells. At some point, when I'm feeling brave, I'll tackle what remains. Hot and Horny was most written by writers that I pushed away from Smutty Sex Romp and Rampage, and much of it is pretty cringe worthy.

"I'm about to pop an egg." There should be a collection of truly, awfully bad lines somewhere. That turkey deserves special recognition for sheer awfulness. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 12:42, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

Thanks for the heads up. And good job messing with the spammer's spammy spam! --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 11:54, 9 August 2017 (UTC)

== Wolfskin75==

did this work? --[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am thinking of a several character story... And like your too graphic. I wanted to incorporate pictures. Non that have copyright but to give the reader a idea of what i am visualizing. I am trying to find a way to pitch my ideas without it being public... But i dont use anom email so...yeah. I think however, i should work on figuring out the mechanics before i start writing. And i invite you to add to were you see fit. I like your stories. (i read some.) --
[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Well, my idea goes like this. I want to write a two prong story: about a neighborhood of deviants that a Mom and her daughter move into. They are fresh from a divorce from a wealthy guy so he buys them a House in this neighborhood. I want to Mom to become some Wife's pet (romance themed but lots of kink Dom/sub exploring fetishes... mostly my own) the choices will be who you sub too. Whether it be a loving woman or a cruel pain master. and at the same time her daughter (totally cute emo girl) will become a Dom to one of the daughters of the town. Of course they will be men in it.. but only as a side story.. (men have no place in my fantasy world) Of course.... this is basically how the neighborhood works... they were moved there on purpose. I love reading stories where two girls find a comfortable love full of their kinks . yes... no? any tips or whatever would be nice.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Okay, I have corrected some things. I apologize for some misunderstandings. I guess I am looking for more of a mentor? someone to bounce ideas off of. None of the ideas I have are set in stone and I am still trying to even figure out how to get started. I am just more looking for some sort of communication and would like someone to collaborate with eventually. I am new here and I am just testing the waters. To see what is up.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Thank you. I am currently working on adding things to "Mom can be bad". I am going to try and class up the story a bit and learn the formatting. I have a lot to think about. You're right, some of the stories are down right stupid. you're also right and that I am more about the innocence rather than the age.. Let me digest what you wrote, it was all good .. and I very glad for your time. thank you again.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

You said a couple things that I can relate. The reason I want to write this story is that, I just to chat with a bunch of real life little's. It was SOOOO great and they where all so full of life and happiness. Of course things got drama filled at times but It was something I could "feel". I wanted to be a protector. Not someone who would punish and then After care.. but ALL After care. and since I am married so I fantasize ... ALOT. but Like I said, it's not normal, (like most things I am involved in) for instance... I read rampage. and EVERY Ending I got to was a happily ever after ending. I think that say a lot of about my mind where I want to go with this story of mind. The strong protecting the weak. Someone protecting those who would be prey and letting them live in happiness. Of course there is sex and kinkiness but it's the best of all environments. safety and trust. this is more where I want my stories to go. Like I said. I am going to press on with adding to "Mom can be bad" not only warming up my writing skills and figuring out the format (like if you make one choice it effects the rest of the story sort of thing) and See what I can do. I am dealing with Lisa, 40 married and Tera 50 divorced. ( is there some sort of forum for these type of formatting questions?)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am trying to add a page a day and see what happens. I have already ended my first thread. :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

nice, can I use that?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Very nice. I am loving making these little snippets. Even though i fantasize about it, I am not sure if i got the feeling right. Since i am not female all i have to go on is other writings and since i don't have a book length to write and develop these feelings. I don't know what its like for a straight "married" woman to get picked up at a bar by another and go with it. I will use your snippets. But i invite you to add the story. :) I am also having fun making most of the men villians.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Again. Thank you. I have a lot of editing to do amd make it all says in line. Thank you thank you. To know you are reading what i am writing...yay. I need to become a stronger writer. I am actually having some issues. 1. How do you slog through the middle stuff? I am having troubles feeling overwhelmed with stuff that has to hhappen to make the story ...er semi good rather than just the dirty parts. Do i make sense?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

For instance, I was thinking about making it back to the house. I have several story points where things need to happen before the Preg story gets to the house. I add some sex parts, things in fact I would love to do. What I am having trouble with is trying to get the notion that She might not be totally okay with this and that when she gets to house she is like "what the fuck am I doing." or maybe have that moment in the car.

I really need to spend some time really trying to catch up on things.

Not every woman has DD or 38g breast, not every woman shaves ( and thank god for that.) all the woman in my stories don't have huge boobs. I fantasize about smaller breast and I am not afraid to write about pubic hair.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am trying to get more from you... To hopefully get you to boil over into a story. :) whatever you want to tell me...please be sure i am "listening". ;).

Also i have been busy lately so i haven't had much time to respond.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I love the way you write. You include little things.. little things are always the important things right. and yes.. both of those things were great! I am going on vacation for a week. I will be back though. Hopefully I will some updated work for you

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I have wrote alot ... Cant wait to post it. How have you been?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I would ask you a favor. I love what you wrote by the way... Totally totally enjoyed it. *wink* again and again...

I need you to write a lesbian sex scene between Tera and Beth. I am adding a scene...after the dancing scene she goes home drunk with Beth..could you write the sex...can be bleary and nebulous...but it would be amazing if you would...?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Will do. I will also read the links you sent. How would you like me to get that to you? Email or post it here? I will just living out a fantasy :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Tera, 50 mother of two, I envision her being bi curious her whole life just stuck in a rut. Blond hair, dyed. To cover the grey.. Beth a mid 20's redhead in college. Loves older woman. And likes the older woman sort of a mother like girlfriend..Knows Tera ( knows her daughter and is someone's daughter that Tera will know. Tera is of the generation that doesnt shave..pubic hair i mean. Beth is smaller chested then Tera. Normal breast Tera's would slightly not perky.
Beth is the predator in this case...i want to have some regert in the morning but enough to force her hand in a choice. So far she has moved slowly but she has moved forward... Thats the direction i want to head. Plus... I havent posted the next post which will go in front of this...so you have a little time

I am trying not to make something typical.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I find myself wanting to add on to other stories... But alot of them have elements i dont like and really cant further the story the way i would like with the cast as it is. I could just go and rewrite the story...but i would rather contact the author and make the change.....sigh....or just make one of my own i guess.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

back home and posting again. :) figured it all out.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Any details you can provide about that...I am more than happy to read...re read ..
Have my own activities..then re read again. I would like to know...especially the tying part...

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I feel so lazy...i havent been writing..bad me..lol

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I have a question. Do you understand my writing? Like if you had to critque it. What would be a couple of good things i could work on?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:55, 14 July 2017 (UTC)

I added two or three more pages last night. I really need have a edit day. If I could crave out a day to JUST EDIT that would be great. *sigh*

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:35, 15 July 2017 (UTC)

Wanted to touch base. How are you doing?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 20:10, 16 July 2017 (UTC)

Thank you..its awesome. It was perfect and I..thank you for your time. Family def comes first

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:31, 18 July 2017 (UTC)

I have a question for you? it's kind of private. how can I ask you?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 00:23, 19 July 2017 (UTC)

I have been really tired lately, I plan to work on this weekend. I am not giving up. Life has just gotten busy, I still love the writing and I still crave the interaction. Thank you for your time and effort. I look really good, and I will get my head screwed on right promise.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:23, 20 July 2017 (UTC)

I was finally able to read it. I am changing it all to first person. since I think, that how I wrote the rest of the story? I wasn't sure so I have copies of both just in case. I will be working on the rest of it and that's what I want to buzz you about. I think it would be easier. to use discord for our edits? and I wanted to buzz you my Discord info. As you can leave something there for days and I can see it there when every I log on. I was just thinking about it. Plus we maintain our safety and secure. :) HIGHLY HIGHLY sexy stuff!!! thank you.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 07:25, 21 July 2017 (UTC)

So far it's golden. I find myself really enjoying the foreplay as I usually do in real life. As a kid in middle school I taught myself through many a bad movie to listen to a woman's body and learn how to please her without "intercourse". I LOVE FOREPLAY. and if that doesn't sound true or read true, there is no point finish the chapter. Anyway I think what you wrote actually feels real rather than what you said to the notes where the they get together and he whips his cock out stuffs it in.. and she lOVES IT! and have five orgasm. THEN, everyone thinks it's a great scene but nothing happened.
Furthermore, one of the parts I find very disrespectful is that they're always written where the women is satisfied beyond the shadow of a doubt, multiple orgasm and after one time having sex, she goes from Virgin she goes to ultra slut. It's just stupid!!! In this story, I wanted to communicate softness and the importance of trust and the sexiness of vulnerability and how that plays into arousal.

as for this conversation. I would say without a DOUBT... I look forward to our interactions and AND I don't know why I hold as much as I do. but... that's a deeper discussion.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 12:52, 21 July 2017 (UTC)

What do you need from me? I am feeling like I have slacked off.. TOTALLY hot scene by the way... :P

What do you use to keep track of the story? I am starting to see the limitations of your basic document editor. I losing my place pretty easily. :(

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 21:42, 23 July 2017 (UTC)

Did you add something? I couldnt make up what was updated?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 21:17, 24 July 2017 (UTC)

Out of the three moms can be bad stories i started. Two of them end up in the same kink. Which is good but i dont want to just write the same thing. Yes i am interested in that kink and those types if relationships but... You have to be anle to expand lol. I am trying to write it from all sides. But i feel like I enjoy writing it why not...but also since I am learning....i am having a bad day and writing porn and reading your hot writing makes me happy.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:15, 24 July 2017 (UTC)

I finally found a shit load of notes you have been leaving. I have starting up stories and just letting it go on. I would have loved to competed in that competition!!! I would have written some awesome stuff. Cream worthy if I do say. Use to take the train to work everyday.. so I had a lot of time to think about this particular thing.

What is my style? I am would have to say I am trained beginner and that my style is "evolving" I am not giving up and I will read all that you have left for me. PROMISE. I am going on vacation again so I hope to have some good pages come of this vacation. I just don't want to be a one trick pony you know.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 06:34, 26 July 2017 (UTC)

Thank you for that. I am going to use it but I had to create my own account and I would have to invite you to work with me. SOOOO if you want to find out who I am really am.. cause I don't have fake email addresses.... Let me know. :) I would be more than happy to invite you onboard. :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 07:19, 26 July 2017 (UTC)

I have gotten the thingy up. I will write some more and invite when i get back form vacation. But a couple of beers and a couple hours to write do wonders?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:24, 27 July 2017 (UTC)

I invited you. I am reading your blog. and I want to work with you on "Maso me" whenever you think I can fit. :) anyway, I will have more soon.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 22:16, 29 July 2017 (UTC)

Okay.. I am going to have to make pages for us. (actually makes me happy) so we can keep better track of our various creative projects. I will have to figure how to do that and then we can add to those.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 00:20, 30 July 2017 (UTC)

did you get the invite?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 16:32, 31 July 2017 (UTC)

Let me work on that. no idea why. I am going back through and editing. I was reading through maso me. I loved the part where they were using her in class. HOT!

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 04:40, 1 August 2017 (UTC)

I did figure out how to get you full access. Try it and let me know.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 04:58, 1 August 2017 (UTC)

Okay. I wanted to right something about a like humiliation type scene that is being filmed, something new for the person involved but not as horrifying as she thought. (i.e. the experience as being used as a sex guide in the "training" part.) I am not sure if that would fit into that story. or even if you wanted it to be in it at all. just was really excited by the training part was all. doing things in front of people you don't know or do know. wanted to add that in. I would add that in to one of the chapters of my story as well. It was hot

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:45, 2 August 2017 (UTC)

So, I started my own story.. YAY. I will work on Lisa's story tonight (or this weekend at least) I added the beginning of the sex scenes with Tera and Beth and introduced a new character or at least named her. (Tera's friend Marla.) Anything else you would like me to do or help you with?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 18:44, 4 August 2017 (UTC)

I like it. you are a really good writer and story teller. I like the way you make the story come together. I am trying to work on my story telling abilities or at least communicating them in written form. I have had writers block as of late. I have plenty of "ideas" but seemingly no time and not a lot motivation. I have been reading a bit lately, and really thinking about what kind of stories I want to tell. It's good and I am really I guess picking out a lot of the crap that I don't want in my stories that traditionally make it into porn. Love your writing, and I love reading. It's some of the most erotic writing I have read.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:32, 10 August 2017 (UTC)

I have block. and I feel like I need to keep writing though. I want to stay productive. :( i am going to a convention next week maybe that will help me clear my head up. YAY.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:30, 11 August 2017 (UTC)

I've been on the convention for a couple days. I have been trying to write a come up with something to write but not really pushing myself. Have you been?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 12:17, 20 August 2017 (UTC)

I am back. SAME HERE!!! I have been needing a release. So I have been thinking of someone to write it out. nope... then I thought Stranger orgy. Which, seemed like a good idea. Until I realized I was a loser and could no way shape or form find one. My wife walked around the house this morning with just underwear. I want to so many things,even in front of the kids. didn't care. but...nothing. So, back to writing. Let's write something dirty ??? Stranger orgy story, two character plan to meet there not knowing what is going happen.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 13:53, 22 August 2017 (UTC)

Alright, time for a rant. I am horny as all get out. Frustrated as hell. Nothing I do seems to help, it only slides me further this big swamp i am stuck in. I know kind of what I want. I have the ideas but I don't see a path to get there. But I know i don't have it all together and I have vauge ideas of what success looks like and I know a lot of time will be in the middle. Am I making sense? I enjoyed my time away at the convention but it seemed like i wasted a whole bunch of time... But it would have been only to stare at a blinking cursor on a screen. I read other erotica... It all sucks but at least they wrote it. I love yours. Specially the one with the girl who goes into the adult book store (have i mentioned that before) i am just stressed and feeling like i am wasting time. I dont want to get up in the morning... But i get up to check for your messages. Everything is crowding me in. I just am aimless. I read some stories about mind control. I find that cool...but all the stories seem to fall apart. Like they lose steam and rely on tropes. Bad ones. What would you do if you had mind control? I know I know for a fact I would use it to get people to admit stuff they are thinking but never say. Aaaaaarrrgghhh am I making sense?

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Epitaph for a gunslinger:

Here lies Lester Moore

Four shots from a .44

No Les, no more.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I've seen the all the problems begin with MEN on a T-shirt. I've been tempted to get it for my GF.

The Lester Moore epitaph is very famous. I'm surprised you've never seen it before.

That poem sounds like it was written by a guilt free Catholic school girl. :)

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A judge was doing arraignments, and the prisoners were in the holding cell of the courthouse, being called forward one by one. Four men were left in the cell when the judge looked at his next case:

State of California vs. Steven Lewon Crook

"Crook!" said the judge. "Step forward!"

All four men stepped out of the holding cell.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

You did a good job with it. As far as I can tell from years of practice, good oral sex when a man goes down on a woman involves being gentle, tonguing her clit, rubbing it while you slip your tongue inside her, and basically following her body's cues until she gushes on your face (and then doing it again and again.)

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I judge Teddy to be about 13. He'll lose interest eventually, probably sooner rather than later.

Headline spotted recently: MILF BRACES FOR FAP OFFENSIVE

My reaction: "Whiskey... Tango... Foxtrot?"

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Maybe they are. When I'm alone in the apartment I'll walk around in my underwear, so maybe they just don't think about it.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

After what happened, no terrorist will come near any of her other concerts. You know security will be ridiculously tight. Definitely go if you want to. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A psychiatrist and a proctologist share an office building. They put up a sign on the front: THE DEPARTMENT OF ODDS AND ENDS. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Your English isn't getting worse. What you're describing doesn't have a formal name.

More... h'mmm. Climb and boink, where she climbs a tree and the guys have to climb up to her and boink her. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

In a single day, Samson slew a thousand Philistines with the jawbone of an ass. Every day, thousands of sales are killed with the same weapon. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Even for me, a very fast reader, that took a good chunk of time to read. You're an excellent writer and it's very well written. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I'm quite honored. :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

That's very understandable. I do the same thing with the stories I write for Literotica. It's a way of expressing myself and doing things I can't do IRL. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

When the Angles (with the Saxons) invaded England, they settled in what became known as the Land Debatable, namely the north of England and the south of Scotland. The acute Angles went north and the obtuse ones south. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Very awesome band. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

We all have hidden desires. That's one of yours. It doesn't surprise me. Hope you're doing well. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I'm glad you got to show off and didn't get in trouble. And you ''are'' quite attractive, especially to people who, unlike me, don't prefer women who are as wide as they are tall.

I kind of froze up on the scooter thing. Sorry. I should have handled it better.

Glad to hear that you and your husband still lust each other, in addition to loving each other. Enjoy! -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

When you used the phrase "get off my chest," it brought to mind an old Dilbert.

Dogbert: "This is the thief who took the decoy lunch...which we laced with synthetic female hormones!"

Wally: "You can't prove anything!"

Dogbert: "Is there something you'd like to get off your chest?" -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

That works. :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Believe me, I understand the frustration. The (late) mother of my children and I had a spectacular love life until our first child was born. After that, it was impossible, nearly, to find time. When we did, she clearly released a lot of pent up energy. I hope you find some (safe) way of releasing yours. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A Republican politician is giving a speech at a large public auditorium and making all sorts of promises everyone knows are a bunch of hot air. A heckler stands up and bellows, "All that will happen when pigs fly!"

The Republican beckons the heckler onto the stage. Thrusting the microphone under the heckler's nose, he says, "Let me guess. You're a liberal."

The heckler replies with, "My grandfather was a Democrat, my father was a Democrat, and I am and always will be a Democrat."

The Republican, unfazed, responds smoothly with, "Suppose your grandfather had been a jackass and your father had been a jackass. What would that make you?"

Without missing a beat, the heckler booms, "A Republican!"

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Comment from an Internet comment thread:

When the deer have guns too, then and only then will hunting be considered an actual sport. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Those were awesome. And a little too close to my reality to make me laugh. I actually had the conversation in #14 with both my (now passed) wives. And knowing that words don't work in that situation, I ended up going down on them and after they were cummed out, sticking my head up and saying, "Did that answer your question?" -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A classic from the Golden Age. Back when those kind of movies had actual plot. Watched both it and the original Taboo in the same week... about 22 years ago. I recommend it. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Technically, you'd have to ask Platypus, he's the one who created the "base" characters for SSR, but I'm on the assumption that it's no coincidence the slut neighbor is named "Debbie".

P.S. I turn 44 in October. From the information publicly available already, that I'm old enough to to have two kids one of whom is a teenager, you probably could have guessed pretty close to the correct answer. And if I watched those movies 22 years ago, well you have to be at least 18 to watch them so that would in and of itself imply at least 40. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

They were younger children when I wrote that intro, back about 6 years ago when I first found this site :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

It's well written. I don't want to think about it too much because that kind of thing, even though it's only fantasy, still turns my stomach a bit. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Man in doctor's office: "My name is Daniel Nathan Reed. I don't initial ''anything''." :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

From the late George Carlin:

Hospitals often name a new facility after the person who makes the major donation. I grew up with a neighborhood guy who is now extremely wealthy, and I'm hoping someday he'll make a big donation. I just want to drive past the hospital and see the No-Balls Malone Cancer Pavilion. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Can you guess what book I'm reading just from the chapter titles? :)

The ''Tomahawk'' * Good Samaritan * Earthport * The Astrogators' Guild * "...Your Money And My Know-How..." * "Spaceman" Jones * Eldreth * Three Ways To Get Ahead * Chartsman Jones * Garson's Planet * "Through The Cargo Hatch" * Halcyon * Transition * Anywhere * "This Isn't A Picnic" * "-- Over A Hundred Years --" * Charity * Civilization * A Friend In Need * "-- A Ship Is Not Just Steel --" * The Captain Of The ''Asgard'' * The ''Tomahawk''

(Yep, the first and last chapters have the same title.) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Finished ''Starman Jones'' and now I'm reading an even older book, one published over 100 years ago. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A census worker was going house to house collecting information, and knocks on the door of an apartment. The only resident is a 25-year-old woman. After explaining why he's there, he starts to record the information. They get to the line for Occupation, and she says, "Hooker."

"I can't put that."

"Then put prostitute."

"That's not a legal occupation. I can't put that!"

"Okay, put down chicken farmer."

"Chicken farmer?"

"Yeah. Last year I raised 1,000 cocks."

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I know nothing about the Fallout world. But I was able to piece together enough to make the story sensible. And as always, your talent for writing shines through. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Also, I noticed there are still some redlinks on The Exhibitionist. Did you plan to fill those? -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

In England, there is a charitable group called the Women's Association that operates nationwide. The local branches are named for the localities (London Women's Association, Nottingham Women's Association, Sheffield Women's Association, &c.)

When the group opened a branch in the village of Ugley, the local branch -- with good reason -- did not want to be the Ugley Women's Association. So they changed their name to the Women's Association (Ugley Division.) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

== [[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] ==

What I was pissed off about? Eh, just the same old smutty crap on this website. I still find it contemptible but...I really can't muster any energy to gripe in the discussions. I just...there's just so much. So much crap and all my edits...I can't change a damn thing because I don't want to change it, I want to burn it to the ground and start again. That's my problem, the premises of these things.

So. How have you been?

P.S Did you write "Nudisma Terena"?---[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 18:31 (Louisiana Time), 19 May 2017

Mind if I make a few suggestions for this whole "boinking" thing? (Also, why "boink"? Why'd you choose that as a word?)

1. Truth and Boink?

2. Freeze Boink?

3. Simon Says: Boink Edition?

4. Boink Poker?

Just spitballing.

P.S Is this story a real story for you or just part of your rants? And, yes, I get the joke.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 17:48 (Louisiana Time), 9 June 2017

How do you think a "sexual horror" story would go?--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 12:41 (Louisiana Time), 12 June 2017

That was one of my first thoughts: rape. But I was wondering if there are more ways to show "sexual horror" then that, more dimensions. Something more...subtle.

Why these thoughts? Well, I'm just taking genres and mixing them together, seeing what comes out.

P.S Can you help me with some category help? I'm trying to do multiple categories for my "Dungeons and Dragons" review like this:

The Review- Adult Stories| Dungeons and Dragons| Female Elf Paladin Review. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 12:31 (Louisiana Time), 13 June 2017

You know what? Go ahead, rewrite the scene with the spirit you described, just have her SHOW it! Have her SHOW a fucking emotion! Have some actual dialogue! I'm not asking for a total change, I'm asking for this page to actually look like a fucking book! "Present the page better" is all I'm asking. And "make it less skeevy", if that's possible.

And, for the love of god, DESCRIBE THINGS! PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, DESCRIBE EVERYTHING! I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS, JUST DESCRIBE IT SO PEOPLE CAN HAVE A CLEAR IDEA OF WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE READING! Hell, I give you permission to describe the protagonist's breasts, just give the reader SOMETHING!

Oh, and you can just ignore the whole "half-elf" thing. I don't expect you to know about them and for this instance, you don't need to. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 9:42 (Louisiana Time), 15 June 2017

The groping and pawing happened at the clothing shop, erm, tent.

Also, yes, I know the rest of the story makes no sense. You know my pain. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 17:52 (Louisiana Time), 19 June 2017

...You have automatically lost all respect from me with those lyrics.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 11:13 (Louisiana Time), 19 July 2017

Erm, sorry. I've been sorta busy and I kinda forgot about it. I'll try to give you my proper opinion soon but I can't do it right now because I slept pretty late last night, about 3 A.M. Going to say one thing: your page was a major fucking improvement over the last one. There was actual ''dialogue'' for fuck's sake! Never understand why there wasn't no fucking dialogue I'll come by later to the page to update it so that it could properly begin in a Forgotten Realms story. Changing some names, adding some bits of descriptions, etc.

You know, there's something weird about the stories on that CYOS. I don't think a lot of it was made by people who were thinking "Forgotten Realms" when they made it. It feels like generic D&D stuff with some vanilla D&D info thrown in. The mentions of Pelor, for one thing. While Pelor, the god of the Sun, is a D&D god, he's not a Forgotten Realms god. The closest there may be to Pelor is Lathander, the Morninglord, the God of spring, dawn, etc. Edit: Huh. There's actually a table in ''Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting'' handbook that tells you which D&D deities to convert to Forgotten Realms deities. Pelor, for example, can be switched with Lathander, Ilmater, the Broken God, or Torm, the Loyal Fury.

P.S Sing some Foo Fighters lyrics for me and ''maybe'' I will forgive your sins.-[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 21:27 (Louisiana Time), 13 August 2017

If you aren't busy, perhaps you could do the red links for this page: D&D: FHR: The cloaked merchant : "Let's see how far you are willing to go...."

Try it like you did for the bard page.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 14:12 (Louisiana Time), 14 August 2017

Going to stay away from this site for some time. Planning on sitting down and reading the handbooks for Forgotten Realms. There's a lot of interesting lore and story ideas in this stuff. And it's all on the internet, free to download! Oh, and to answer your question: go wild.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 00:18 (Louisiana Time), 15 August 2017

== Enier ==

TQ for the tips.

Also, you do not need to have a template. That was put there so you know how to make one if you want. It is not required, and is not useful if your story isn't going to use it. If it is, well, you can replace the template, but they are hard to figure out. Let me know if you need help on it.Reply:

Remind me what a template is?

Can you do combination linking?

Help with the status bar! I need an explanation clearer than the tutorial!

I want something like the table in the tutorial, but blue. can u send me the code?

TQ. How do I make A Wiki?

==Platypus==

Thank you for your efforts thus far. I appreciate your help, and you have my sympathy for your loss of brain cells. At some point, when I'm feeling brave, I'll tackle what remains. Hot and Horny was most written by writers that I pushed away from Smutty Sex Romp and Rampage, and much of it is pretty cringe worthy.

"I'm about to pop an egg." There should be a collection of truly, awfully bad lines somewhere. That turkey deserves special recognition for sheer awfulness. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 12:42, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

Thanks for the heads up. And good job messing with the spammer's spammy spam! --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 11:54, 9 August 2017 (UTC)

== Wolfskin75==

did this work? --[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am thinking of a several character story... And like your too graphic. I wanted to incorporate pictures. Non that have copyright but to give the reader a idea of what i am visualizing. I am trying to find a way to pitch my ideas without it being public... But i dont use anom email so...yeah. I think however, i should work on figuring out the mechanics before i start writing. And i invite you to add to were you see fit. I like your stories. (i read some.) --
[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Well, my idea goes like this. I want to write a two prong story: about a neighborhood of deviants that a Mom and her daughter move into. They are fresh from a divorce from a wealthy guy so he buys them a House in this neighborhood. I want to Mom to become some Wife's pet (romance themed but lots of kink Dom/sub exploring fetishes... mostly my own) the choices will be who you sub too. Whether it be a loving woman or a cruel pain master. and at the same time her daughter (totally cute emo girl) will become a Dom to one of the daughters of the town. Of course they will be men in it.. but only as a side story.. (men have no place in my fantasy world) Of course.... this is basically how the neighborhood works... they were moved there on purpose. I love reading stories where two girls find a comfortable love full of their kinks . yes... no? any tips or whatever would be nice.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Okay, I have corrected some things. I apologize for some misunderstandings. I guess I am looking for more of a mentor? someone to bounce ideas off of. None of the ideas I have are set in stone and I am still trying to even figure out how to get started. I am just more looking for some sort of communication and would like someone to collaborate with eventually. I am new here and I am just testing the waters. To see what is up.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Thank you. I am currently working on adding things to "Mom can be bad". I am going to try and class up the story a bit and learn the formatting. I have a lot to think about. You're right, some of the stories are down right stupid. you're also right and that I am more about the innocence rather than the age.. Let me digest what you wrote, it was all good .. and I very glad for your time. thank you again.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

You said a couple things that I can relate. The reason I want to write this story is that, I just to chat with a bunch of real life little's. It was SOOOO great and they where all so full of life and happiness. Of course things got drama filled at times but It was something I could "feel". I wanted to be a protector. Not someone who would punish and then After care.. but ALL After care. and since I am married so I fantasize ... ALOT. but Like I said, it's not normal, (like most things I am involved in) for instance... I read rampage. and EVERY Ending I got to was a happily ever after ending. I think that say a lot of about my mind where I want to go with this story of mind. The strong protecting the weak. Someone protecting those who would be prey and letting them live in happiness. Of course there is sex and kinkiness but it's the best of all environments. safety and trust. this is more where I want my stories to go. Like I said. I am going to press on with adding to "Mom can be bad" not only warming up my writing skills and figuring out the format (like if you make one choice it effects the rest of the story sort of thing) and See what I can do. I am dealing with Lisa, 40 married and Tera 50 divorced. ( is there some sort of forum for these type of formatting questions?)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am trying to add a page a day and see what happens. I have already ended my first thread. :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

nice, can I use that?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Very nice. I am loving making these little snippets. Even though i fantasize about it, I am not sure if i got the feeling right. Since i am not female all i have to go on is other writings and since i don't have a book length to write and develop these feelings. I don't know what its like for a straight "married" woman to get picked up at a bar by another and go with it. I will use your snippets. But i invite you to add the story. :) I am also having fun making most of the men villians.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Again. Thank you. I have a lot of editing to do amd make it all says in line. Thank you thank you. To know you are reading what i am writing...yay. I need to become a stronger writer. I am actually having some issues. 1. How do you slog through the middle stuff? I am having troubles feeling overwhelmed with stuff that has to hhappen to make the story ...er semi good rather than just the dirty parts. Do i make sense?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

For instance, I was thinking about making it back to the house. I have several story points where things need to happen before the Preg story gets to the house. I add some sex parts, things in fact I would love to do. What I am having trouble with is trying to get the notion that She might not be totally okay with this and that when she gets to house she is like "what the fuck am I doing." or maybe have that moment in the car.

I really need to spend some time really trying to catch up on things.

Not every woman has DD or 38g breast, not every woman shaves ( and thank god for that.) all the woman in my stories don't have huge boobs. I fantasize about smaller breast and I am not afraid to write about pubic hair.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am trying to get more from you... To hopefully get you to boil over into a story. :) whatever you want to tell me...please be sure i am "listening". ;).

Also i have been busy lately so i haven't had much time to respond.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I love the way you write. You include little things.. little things are always the important things right. and yes.. both of those things were great! I am going on vacation for a week. I will be back though. Hopefully I will some updated work for you

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I have wrote alot ... Cant wait to post it. How have you been?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I would ask you a favor. I love what you wrote by the way... Totally totally enjoyed it. *wink* again and again...

I need you to write a lesbian sex scene between Tera and Beth. I am adding a scene...after the dancing scene she goes home drunk with Beth..could you write the sex...can be bleary and nebulous...but it would be amazing if you would...?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Will do. I will also read the links you sent. How would you like me to get that to you? Email or post it here? I will just living out a fantasy :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Tera, 50 mother of two, I envision her being bi curious her whole life just stuck in a rut. Blond hair, dyed. To cover the grey.. Beth a mid 20's redhead in college. Loves older woman. And likes the older woman sort of a mother like girlfriend..Knows Tera ( knows her daughter and is someone's daughter that Tera will know. Tera is of the generation that doesnt shave..pubic hair i mean. Beth is smaller chested then Tera. Normal breast Tera's would slightly not perky.
Beth is the predator in this case...i want to have some regert in the morning but enough to force her hand in a choice. So far she has moved slowly but she has moved forward... Thats the direction i want to head. Plus... I havent posted the next post which will go in front of this...so you have a little time

I am trying not to make something typical.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I find myself wanting to add on to other stories... But alot of them have elements i dont like and really cant further the story the way i would like with the cast as it is. I could just go and rewrite the story...but i would rather contact the author and make the change.....sigh....or just make one of my own i guess.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

back home and posting again. :) figured it all out.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Any details you can provide about that...I am more than happy to read...re read ..
Have my own activities..then re read again. I would like to know...especially the tying part...

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I feel so lazy...i havent been writing..bad me..lol

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I have a question. Do you understand my writing? Like if you had to critque it. What would be a couple of good things i could work on?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:55, 14 July 2017 (UTC)

I added two or three more pages last night. I really need have a edit day. If I could crave out a day to JUST EDIT that would be great. *sigh*

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:35, 15 July 2017 (UTC)

Wanted to touch base. How are you doing?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 20:10, 16 July 2017 (UTC)

Thank you..its awesome. It was perfect and I..thank you for your time. Family def comes first

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:31, 18 July 2017 (UTC)

I have a question for you? it's kind of private. how can I ask you?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 00:23, 19 July 2017 (UTC)

I have been really tired lately, I plan to work on this weekend. I am not giving up. Life has just gotten busy, I still love the writing and I still crave the interaction. Thank you for your time and effort. I look really good, and I will get my head screwed on right promise.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:23, 20 July 2017 (UTC)

I was finally able to read it. I am changing it all to first person. since I think, that how I wrote the rest of the story? I wasn't sure so I have copies of both just in case. I will be working on the rest of it and that's what I want to buzz you about. I think it would be easier. to use discord for our edits? and I wanted to buzz you my Discord info. As you can leave something there for days and I can see it there when every I log on. I was just thinking about it. Plus we maintain our safety and secure. :) HIGHLY HIGHLY sexy stuff!!! thank you.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 07:25, 21 July 2017 (UTC)

So far it's golden. I find myself really enjoying the foreplay as I usually do in real life. As a kid in middle school I taught myself through many a bad movie to listen to a woman's body and learn how to please her without "intercourse". I LOVE FOREPLAY. and if that doesn't sound true or read true, there is no point finish the chapter. Anyway I think what you wrote actually feels real rather than what you said to the notes where the they get together and he whips his cock out stuffs it in.. and she lOVES IT! and have five orgasm. THEN, everyone thinks it's a great scene but nothing happened.
Furthermore, one of the parts I find very disrespectful is that they're always written where the women is satisfied beyond the shadow of a doubt, multiple orgasm and after one time having sex, she goes from Virgin she goes to ultra slut. It's just stupid!!! In this story, I wanted to communicate softness and the importance of trust and the sexiness of vulnerability and how that plays into arousal.

as for this conversation. I would say without a DOUBT... I look forward to our interactions and AND I don't know why I hold as much as I do. but... that's a deeper discussion.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 12:52, 21 July 2017 (UTC)

What do you need from me? I am feeling like I have slacked off.. TOTALLY hot scene by the way... :P

What do you use to keep track of the story? I am starting to see the limitations of your basic document editor. I losing my place pretty easily. :(

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 21:42, 23 July 2017 (UTC)

Did you add something? I couldnt make up what was updated?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 21:17, 24 July 2017 (UTC)

Out of the three moms can be bad stories i started. Two of them end up in the same kink. Which is good but i dont want to just write the same thing. Yes i am interested in that kink and those types if relationships but... You have to be anle to expand lol. I am trying to write it from all sides. But i feel like I enjoy writing it why not...but also since I am learning....i am having a bad day and writing porn and reading your hot writing makes me happy.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:15, 24 July 2017 (UTC)

I finally found a shit load of notes you have been leaving. I have starting up stories and just letting it go on. I would have loved to competed in that competition!!! I would have written some awesome stuff. Cream worthy if I do say. Use to take the train to work everyday.. so I had a lot of time to think about this particular thing.

What is my style? I am would have to say I am trained beginner and that my style is "evolving" I am not giving up and I will read all that you have left for me. PROMISE. I am going on vacation again so I hope to have some good pages come of this vacation. I just don't want to be a one trick pony you know.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 06:34, 26 July 2017 (UTC)

Thank you for that. I am going to use it but I had to create my own account and I would have to invite you to work with me. SOOOO if you want to find out who I am really am.. cause I don't have fake email addresses.... Let me know. :) I would be more than happy to invite you onboard. :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 07:19, 26 July 2017 (UTC)

I have gotten the thingy up. I will write some more and invite when i get back form vacation. But a couple of beers and a couple hours to write do wonders?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:24, 27 July 2017 (UTC)

I invited you. I am reading your blog. and I want to work with you on "Maso me" whenever you think I can fit. :) anyway, I will have more soon.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 22:16, 29 July 2017 (UTC)

Okay.. I am going to have to make pages for us. (actually makes me happy) so we can keep better track of our various creative projects. I will have to figure how to do that and then we can add to those.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 00:20, 30 July 2017 (UTC)

did you get the invite?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 16:32, 31 July 2017 (UTC)

Let me work on that. no idea why. I am going back through and editing. I was reading through maso me. I loved the part where they were using her in class. HOT!

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 04:40, 1 August 2017 (UTC)

I did figure out how to get you full access. Try it and let me know.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 04:58, 1 August 2017 (UTC)

Okay. I wanted to right something about a like humiliation type scene that is being filmed, something new for the person involved but not as horrifying as she thought. (i.e. the experience as being used as a sex guide in the "training" part.) I am not sure if that would fit into that story. or even if you wanted it to be in it at all. just was really excited by the training part was all. doing things in front of people you don't know or do know. wanted to add that in. I would add that in to one of the chapters of my story as well. It was hot

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:45, 2 August 2017 (UTC)

So, I started my own story.. YAY. I will work on Lisa's story tonight (or this weekend at least) I added the beginning of the sex scenes with Tera and Beth and introduced a new character or at least named her. (Tera's friend Marla.) Anything else you would like me to do or help you with?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 18:44, 4 August 2017 (UTC)

I like it. you are a really good writer and story teller. I like the way you make the story come together. I am trying to work on my story telling abilities or at least communicating them in written form. I have had writers block as of late. I have plenty of "ideas" but seemingly no time and not a lot motivation. I have been reading a bit lately, and really thinking about what kind of stories I want to tell. It's good and I am really I guess picking out a lot of the crap that I don't want in my stories that traditionally make it into porn. Love your writing, and I love reading. It's some of the most erotic writing I have read.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:32, 10 August 2017 (UTC)

I have block. and I feel like I need to keep writing though. I want to stay productive. :( i am going to a convention next week maybe that will help me clear my head up. YAY.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:30, 11 August 2017 (UTC)

I've been on the convention for a couple days. I have been trying to write a come up with something to write but not really pushing myself. Have you been?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 12:17, 20 August 2017 (UTC)

I am back. SAME HERE!!! I have been needing a release. So I have been thinking of someone to write it out. nope... then I thought Stranger orgy. Which, seemed like a good idea. Until I realized I was a loser and could no way shape or form find one. My wife walked around the house this morning with just underwear. I want to so many things,even in front of the kids. didn't care. but...nothing. So, back to writing. Let's write something dirty ??? Stranger orgy story, two character plan to meet there not knowing what is going happen.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 13:53, 22 August 2017 (UTC)

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Copying Platypus and creating archives! But please, don't leave me messages on my archive pages. Leave them here...

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Leave me a message. Naughty, nice, happy, sad, I love talking to people so want to hear from you!

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== [[User:Teejay|Teejay]] ==

Epitaph for a gunslinger:

Here lies Lester Moore

Four shots from a .44

No Les, no more.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I've seen the all the problems begin with MEN on a T-shirt. I've been tempted to get it for my GF.

The Lester Moore epitaph is very famous. I'm surprised you've never seen it before.

That poem sounds like it was written by a guilt free Catholic school girl. :)

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A judge was doing arraignments, and the prisoners were in the holding cell of the courthouse, being called forward one by one. Four men were left in the cell when the judge looked at his next case:

State of California vs. Steven Lewon Crook

"Crook!" said the judge. "Step forward!"

All four men stepped out of the holding cell.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

You did a good job with it. As far as I can tell from years of practice, good oral sex when a man goes down on a woman involves being gentle, tonguing her clit, rubbing it while you slip your tongue inside her, and basically following her body's cues until she gushes on your face (and then doing it again and again.)

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I judge Teddy to be about 13. He'll lose interest eventually, probably sooner rather than later.

Headline spotted recently: MILF BRACES FOR FAP OFFENSIVE

My reaction: "Whiskey... Tango... Foxtrot?"

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Maybe they are. When I'm alone in the apartment I'll walk around in my underwear, so maybe they just don't think about it.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

After what happened, no terrorist will come near any of her other concerts. You know security will be ridiculously tight. Definitely go if you want to. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A psychiatrist and a proctologist share an office building. They put up a sign on the front: THE DEPARTMENT OF ODDS AND ENDS. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Your English isn't getting worse. What you're describing doesn't have a formal name.

More... h'mmm. Climb and boink, where she climbs a tree and the guys have to climb up to her and boink her. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

In a single day, Samson slew a thousand Philistines with the jawbone of an ass. Every day, thousands of sales are killed with the same weapon. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Even for me, a very fast reader, that took a good chunk of time to read. You're an excellent writer and it's very well written. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I'm quite honored. :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

That's very understandable. I do the same thing with the stories I write for Literotica. It's a way of expressing myself and doing things I can't do IRL. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

When the Angles (with the Saxons) invaded England, they settled in what became known as the Land Debatable, namely the north of England and the south of Scotland. The acute Angles went north and the obtuse ones south. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Very awesome band. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

We all have hidden desires. That's one of yours. It doesn't surprise me. Hope you're doing well. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I'm glad you got to show off and didn't get in trouble. And you ''are'' quite attractive, especially to people who, unlike me, don't prefer women who are as wide as they are tall.

I kind of froze up on the scooter thing. Sorry. I should have handled it better.

Glad to hear that you and your husband still lust each other, in addition to loving each other. Enjoy! -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

When you used the phrase "get off my chest," it brought to mind an old Dilbert.

Dogbert: "This is the thief who took the decoy lunch...which we laced with synthetic female hormones!"

Wally: "You can't prove anything!"

Dogbert: "Is there something you'd like to get off your chest?" -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

That works. :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Believe me, I understand the frustration. The (late) mother of my children and I had a spectacular love life until our first child was born. After that, it was impossible, nearly, to find time. When we did, she clearly released a lot of pent up energy. I hope you find some (safe) way of releasing yours. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A Republican politician is giving a speech at a large public auditorium and making all sorts of promises everyone knows are a bunch of hot air. A heckler stands up and bellows, "All that will happen when pigs fly!"

The Republican beckons the heckler onto the stage. Thrusting the microphone under the heckler's nose, he says, "Let me guess. You're a liberal."

The heckler replies with, "My grandfather was a Democrat, my father was a Democrat, and I am and always will be a Democrat."

The Republican, unfazed, responds smoothly with, "Suppose your grandfather had been a jackass and your father had been a jackass. What would that make you?"

Without missing a beat, the heckler booms, "A Republican!"

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Comment from an Internet comment thread:

When the deer have guns too, then and only then will hunting be considered an actual sport. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Those were awesome. And a little too close to my reality to make me laugh. I actually had the conversation in #14 with both my (now passed) wives. And knowing that words don't work in that situation, I ended up going down on them and after they were cummed out, sticking my head up and saying, "Did that answer your question?" -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A classic from the Golden Age. Back when those kind of movies had actual plot. Watched both it and the original Taboo in the same week... about 22 years ago. I recommend it. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Technically, you'd have to ask Platypus, he's the one who created the "base" characters for SSR, but I'm on the assumption that it's no coincidence the slut neighbor is named "Debbie".

P.S. I turn 44 in October. From the information publicly available already, that I'm old enough to to have two kids one of whom is a teenager, you probably could have guessed pretty close to the correct answer. And if I watched those movies 22 years ago, well you have to be at least 18 to watch them so that would in and of itself imply at least 40. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

They were younger children when I wrote that intro, back about 6 years ago when I first found this site :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

It's well written. I don't want to think about it too much because that kind of thing, even though it's only fantasy, still turns my stomach a bit. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Man in doctor's office: "My name is Daniel Nathan Reed. I don't initial ''anything''." :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

From the late George Carlin:

Hospitals often name a new facility after the person who makes the major donation. I grew up with a neighborhood guy who is now extremely wealthy, and I'm hoping someday he'll make a big donation. I just want to drive past the hospital and see the No-Balls Malone Cancer Pavilion. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Can you guess what book I'm reading just from the chapter titles? :)

The ''Tomahawk'' * Good Samaritan * Earthport * The Astrogators' Guild * "...Your Money And My Know-How..." * "Spaceman" Jones * Eldreth * Three Ways To Get Ahead * Chartsman Jones * Garson's Planet * "Through The Cargo Hatch" * Halcyon * Transition * Anywhere * "This Isn't A Picnic" * "-- Over A Hundred Years --" * Charity * Civilization * A Friend In Need * "-- A Ship Is Not Just Steel --" * The Captain Of The ''Asgard'' * The ''Tomahawk''

(Yep, the first and last chapters have the same title.) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Finished ''Starman Jones'' and now I'm reading an even older book, one published over 100 years ago. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A census worker was going house to house collecting information, and knocks on the door of an apartment. The only resident is a 25-year-old woman. After explaining why he's there, he starts to record the information. They get to the line for Occupation, and she says, "Hooker."

"I can't put that."

"Then put prostitute."

"That's not a legal occupation. I can't put that!"

"Okay, put down chicken farmer."

"Chicken farmer?"

"Yeah. Last year I raised 1,000 cocks."

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I know nothing about the Fallout world. But I was able to piece together enough to make the story sensible. And as always, your talent for writing shines through. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Also, I noticed there are still some redlinks on The Exhibitionist. Did you plan to fill those? -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

== [[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] ==

What I was pissed off about? Eh, just the same old smutty crap on this website. I still find it contemptible but...I really can't muster any energy to gripe in the discussions. I just...there's just so much. So much crap and all my edits...I can't change a damn thing because I don't want to change it, I want to burn it to the ground and start again. That's my problem, the premises of these things.

So. How have you been?

P.S Did you write "Nudisma Terena"?---[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 18:31 (Louisiana Time), 19 May 2017

Mind if I make a few suggestions for this whole "boinking" thing? (Also, why "boink"? Why'd you choose that as a word?)

1. Truth and Boink?

2. Freeze Boink?

3. Simon Says: Boink Edition?

4. Boink Poker?

Just spitballing.

P.S Is this story a real story for you or just part of your rants? And, yes, I get the joke.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 17:48 (Louisiana Time), 9 June 2017

How do you think a "sexual horror" story would go?--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 12:41 (Louisiana Time), 12 June 2017

That was one of my first thoughts: rape. But I was wondering if there are more ways to show "sexual horror" then that, more dimensions. Something more...subtle.

Why these thoughts? Well, I'm just taking genres and mixing them together, seeing what comes out.

P.S Can you help me with some category help? I'm trying to do multiple categories for my "Dungeons and Dragons" review like this:

The Review- Adult Stories| Dungeons and Dragons| Female Elf Paladin Review. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 12:31 (Louisiana Time), 13 June 2017

You know what? Go ahead, rewrite the scene with the spirit you described, just have her SHOW it! Have her SHOW a fucking emotion! Have some actual dialogue! I'm not asking for a total change, I'm asking for this page to actually look like a fucking book! "Present the page better" is all I'm asking. And "make it less skeevy", if that's possible.

And, for the love of god, DESCRIBE THINGS! PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, DESCRIBE EVERYTHING! I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS, JUST DESCRIBE IT SO PEOPLE CAN HAVE A CLEAR IDEA OF WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE READING! Hell, I give you permission to describe the protagonist's breasts, just give the reader SOMETHING!

Oh, and you can just ignore the whole "half-elf" thing. I don't expect you to know about them and for this instance, you don't need to. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 9:42 (Louisiana Time), 15 June 2017

The groping and pawing happened at the clothing shop, erm, tent.

Also, yes, I know the rest of the story makes no sense. You know my pain. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 17:52 (Louisiana Time), 19 June 2017

...You have automatically lost all respect from me with those lyrics.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 11:13 (Louisiana Time), 19 July 2017

Erm, sorry. I've been sorta busy and I kinda forgot about it. I'll try to give you my proper opinion soon but I can't do it right now because I slept pretty late last night, about 3 A.M. Going to say one thing: your page was a major fucking improvement over the last one. There was actual ''dialogue'' for fuck's sake! Never understand why there wasn't no fucking dialogue I'll come by later to the page to update it so that it could properly begin in a Forgotten Realms story. Changing some names, adding some bits of descriptions, etc.

You know, there's something weird about the stories on that CYOS. I don't think a lot of it was made by people who were thinking "Forgotten Realms" when they made it. It feels like generic D&D stuff with some vanilla D&D info thrown in. The mentions of Pelor, for one thing. While Pelor, the god of the Sun, is a D&D god, he's not a Forgotten Realms god. The closest there may be to Pelor is Lathander, the Morninglord, the God of spring, dawn, etc. Edit: Huh. There's actually a table in ''Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting'' handbook that tells you which D&D deities to convert to Forgotten Realms deities. Pelor, for example, can be switched with Lathander, Ilmater, the Broken God, or Torm, the Loyal Fury.

P.S Sing some Foo Fighters lyrics for me and ''maybe'' I will forgive your sins.-[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 21:27 (Louisiana Time), 13 August 2017

If you aren't busy, perhaps you could do the red links for this page: D&D: FHR: The cloaked merchant : "Let's see how far you are willing to go...."

Try it like you did for the bard page.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 14:12 (Louisiana Time), 14 August 2017

Going to stay away from this site for some time. Planning on sitting down and reading the handbooks for Forgotten Realms. There's a lot of interesting lore and story ideas in this stuff. And it's all on the internet, free to download! Oh, and to answer your question: go wild.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 00:18 (Louisiana Time), 15 August 2017

== Enier ==

TQ for the tips.

Also, you do not need to have a template. That was put there so you know how to make one if you want. It is not required, and is not useful if your story isn't going to use it. If it is, well, you can replace the template, but they are hard to figure out. Let me know if you need help on it.Reply:

Remind me what a template is?

Can you do combination linking?

Help with the status bar! I need an explanation clearer than the tutorial!

I want something like the table in the tutorial, but blue. can u send me the code?

TQ. How do I make A Wiki?

==Platypus==

Thank you for your efforts thus far. I appreciate your help, and you have my sympathy for your loss of brain cells. At some point, when I'm feeling brave, I'll tackle what remains. Hot and Horny was most written by writers that I pushed away from Smutty Sex Romp and Rampage, and much of it is pretty cringe worthy.

"I'm about to pop an egg." There should be a collection of truly, awfully bad lines somewhere. That turkey deserves special recognition for sheer awfulness. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 12:42, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

Thanks for the heads up. And good job messing with the spammer's spammy spam! --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 11:54, 9 August 2017 (UTC)

== Wolfskin75==

did this work? --[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am thinking of a several character story... And like your too graphic. I wanted to incorporate pictures. Non that have copyright but to give the reader a idea of what i am visualizing. I am trying to find a way to pitch my ideas without it being public... But i dont use anom email so...yeah. I think however, i should work on figuring out the mechanics before i start writing. And i invite you to add to were you see fit. I like your stories. (i read some.) --
[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Well, my idea goes like this. I want to write a two prong story: about a neighborhood of deviants that a Mom and her daughter move into. They are fresh from a divorce from a wealthy guy so he buys them a House in this neighborhood. I want to Mom to become some Wife's pet (romance themed but lots of kink Dom/sub exploring fetishes... mostly my own) the choices will be who you sub too. Whether it be a loving woman or a cruel pain master. and at the same time her daughter (totally cute emo girl) will become a Dom to one of the daughters of the town. Of course they will be men in it.. but only as a side story.. (men have no place in my fantasy world) Of course.... this is basically how the neighborhood works... they were moved there on purpose. I love reading stories where two girls find a comfortable love full of their kinks . yes... no? any tips or whatever would be nice.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Okay, I have corrected some things. I apologize for some misunderstandings. I guess I am looking for more of a mentor? someone to bounce ideas off of. None of the ideas I have are set in stone and I am still trying to even figure out how to get started. I am just more looking for some sort of communication and would like someone to collaborate with eventually. I am new here and I am just testing the waters. To see what is up.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Thank you. I am currently working on adding things to "Mom can be bad". I am going to try and class up the story a bit and learn the formatting. I have a lot to think about. You're right, some of the stories are down right stupid. you're also right and that I am more about the innocence rather than the age.. Let me digest what you wrote, it was all good .. and I very glad for your time. thank you again.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

You said a couple things that I can relate. The reason I want to write this story is that, I just to chat with a bunch of real life little's. It was SOOOO great and they where all so full of life and happiness. Of course things got drama filled at times but It was something I could "feel". I wanted to be a protector. Not someone who would punish and then After care.. but ALL After care. and since I am married so I fantasize ... ALOT. but Like I said, it's not normal, (like most things I am involved in) for instance... I read rampage. and EVERY Ending I got to was a happily ever after ending. I think that say a lot of about my mind where I want to go with this story of mind. The strong protecting the weak. Someone protecting those who would be prey and letting them live in happiness. Of course there is sex and kinkiness but it's the best of all environments. safety and trust. this is more where I want my stories to go. Like I said. I am going to press on with adding to "Mom can be bad" not only warming up my writing skills and figuring out the format (like if you make one choice it effects the rest of the story sort of thing) and See what I can do. I am dealing with Lisa, 40 married and Tera 50 divorced. ( is there some sort of forum for these type of formatting questions?)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am trying to add a page a day and see what happens. I have already ended my first thread. :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

nice, can I use that?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Very nice. I am loving making these little snippets. Even though i fantasize about it, I am not sure if i got the feeling right. Since i am not female all i have to go on is other writings and since i don't have a book length to write and develop these feelings. I don't know what its like for a straight "married" woman to get picked up at a bar by another and go with it. I will use your snippets. But i invite you to add the story. :) I am also having fun making most of the men villians.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Again. Thank you. I have a lot of editing to do amd make it all says in line. Thank you thank you. To know you are reading what i am writing...yay. I need to become a stronger writer. I am actually having some issues. 1. How do you slog through the middle stuff? I am having troubles feeling overwhelmed with stuff that has to hhappen to make the story ...er semi good rather than just the dirty parts. Do i make sense?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

For instance, I was thinking about making it back to the house. I have several story points where things need to happen before the Preg story gets to the house. I add some sex parts, things in fact I would love to do. What I am having trouble with is trying to get the notion that She might not be totally okay with this and that when she gets to house she is like "what the fuck am I doing." or maybe have that moment in the car.

I really need to spend some time really trying to catch up on things.

Not every woman has DD or 38g breast, not every woman shaves ( and thank god for that.) all the woman in my stories don't have huge boobs. I fantasize about smaller breast and I am not afraid to write about pubic hair.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am trying to get more from you... To hopefully get you to boil over into a story. :) whatever you want to tell me...please be sure i am "listening". ;).

Also i have been busy lately so i haven't had much time to respond.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I love the way you write. You include little things.. little things are always the important things right. and yes.. both of those things were great! I am going on vacation for a week. I will be back though. Hopefully I will some updated work for you

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I have wrote alot ... Cant wait to post it. How have you been?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I would ask you a favor. I love what you wrote by the way... Totally totally enjoyed it. *wink* again and again...

I need you to write a lesbian sex scene between Tera and Beth. I am adding a scene...after the dancing scene she goes home drunk with Beth..could you write the sex...can be bleary and nebulous...but it would be amazing if you would...?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Will do. I will also read the links you sent. How would you like me to get that to you? Email or post it here? I will just living out a fantasy :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Tera, 50 mother of two, I envision her being bi curious her whole life just stuck in a rut. Blond hair, dyed. To cover the grey.. Beth a mid 20's redhead in college. Loves older woman. And likes the older woman sort of a mother like girlfriend..Knows Tera ( knows her daughter and is someone's daughter that Tera will know. Tera is of the generation that doesnt shave..pubic hair i mean. Beth is smaller chested then Tera. Normal breast Tera's would slightly not perky.
Beth is the predator in this case...i want to have some regert in the morning but enough to force her hand in a choice. So far she has moved slowly but she has moved forward... Thats the direction i want to head. Plus... I havent posted the next post which will go in front of this...so you have a little time

I am trying not to make something typical.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I find myself wanting to add on to other stories... But alot of them have elements i dont like and really cant further the story the way i would like with the cast as it is. I could just go and rewrite the story...but i would rather contact the author and make the change.....sigh....or just make one of my own i guess.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

back home and posting again. :) figured it all out.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Any details you can provide about that...I am more than happy to read...re read ..
Have my own activities..then re read again. I would like to know...especially the tying part...

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I feel so lazy...i havent been writing..bad me..lol

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I have a question. Do you understand my writing? Like if you had to critque it. What would be a couple of good things i could work on?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:55, 14 July 2017 (UTC)

I added two or three more pages last night. I really need have a edit day. If I could crave out a day to JUST EDIT that would be great. *sigh*

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:35, 15 July 2017 (UTC)

Wanted to touch base. How are you doing?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 20:10, 16 July 2017 (UTC)

Thank you..its awesome. It was perfect and I..thank you for your time. Family def comes first

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:31, 18 July 2017 (UTC)

I have a question for you? it's kind of private. how can I ask you?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 00:23, 19 July 2017 (UTC)

I have been really tired lately, I plan to work on this weekend. I am not giving up. Life has just gotten busy, I still love the writing and I still crave the interaction. Thank you for your time and effort. I look really good, and I will get my head screwed on right promise.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:23, 20 July 2017 (UTC)

I was finally able to read it. I am changing it all to first person. since I think, that how I wrote the rest of the story? I wasn't sure so I have copies of both just in case. I will be working on the rest of it and that's what I want to buzz you about. I think it would be easier. to use discord for our edits? and I wanted to buzz you my Discord info. As you can leave something there for days and I can see it there when every I log on. I was just thinking about it. Plus we maintain our safety and secure. :) HIGHLY HIGHLY sexy stuff!!! thank you.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 07:25, 21 July 2017 (UTC)

So far it's golden. I find myself really enjoying the foreplay as I usually do in real life. As a kid in middle school I taught myself through many a bad movie to listen to a woman's body and learn how to please her without "intercourse". I LOVE FOREPLAY. and if that doesn't sound true or read true, there is no point finish the chapter. Anyway I think what you wrote actually feels real rather than what you said to the notes where the they get together and he whips his cock out stuffs it in.. and she lOVES IT! and have five orgasm. THEN, everyone thinks it's a great scene but nothing happened.
Furthermore, one of the parts I find very disrespectful is that they're always written where the women is satisfied beyond the shadow of a doubt, multiple orgasm and after one time having sex, she goes from Virgin she goes to ultra slut. It's just stupid!!! In this story, I wanted to communicate softness and the importance of trust and the sexiness of vulnerability and how that plays into arousal.

as for this conversation. I would say without a DOUBT... I look forward to our interactions and AND I don't know why I hold as much as I do. but... that's a deeper discussion.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 12:52, 21 July 2017 (UTC)

What do you need from me? I am feeling like I have slacked off.. TOTALLY hot scene by the way... :P

What do you use to keep track of the story? I am starting to see the limitations of your basic document editor. I losing my place pretty easily. :(

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 21:42, 23 July 2017 (UTC)

Did you add something? I couldnt make up what was updated?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 21:17, 24 July 2017 (UTC)

Out of the three moms can be bad stories i started. Two of them end up in the same kink. Which is good but i dont want to just write the same thing. Yes i am interested in that kink and those types if relationships but... You have to be anle to expand lol. I am trying to write it from all sides. But i feel like I enjoy writing it why not...but also since I am learning....i am having a bad day and writing porn and reading your hot writing makes me happy.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:15, 24 July 2017 (UTC)

I finally found a shit load of notes you have been leaving. I have starting up stories and just letting it go on. I would have loved to competed in that competition!!! I would have written some awesome stuff. Cream worthy if I do say. Use to take the train to work everyday.. so I had a lot of time to think about this particular thing.

What is my style? I am would have to say I am trained beginner and that my style is "evolving" I am not giving up and I will read all that you have left for me. PROMISE. I am going on vacation again so I hope to have some good pages come of this vacation. I just don't want to be a one trick pony you know.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 06:34, 26 July 2017 (UTC)

Thank you for that. I am going to use it but I had to create my own account and I would have to invite you to work with me. SOOOO if you want to find out who I am really am.. cause I don't have fake email addresses.... Let me know. :) I would be more than happy to invite you onboard. :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 07:19, 26 July 2017 (UTC)

I have gotten the thingy up. I will write some more and invite when i get back form vacation. But a couple of beers and a couple hours to write do wonders?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:24, 27 July 2017 (UTC)

I invited you. I am reading your blog. and I want to work with you on "Maso me" whenever you think I can fit. :) anyway, I will have more soon.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 22:16, 29 July 2017 (UTC)

Okay.. I am going to have to make pages for us. (actually makes me happy) so we can keep better track of our various creative projects. I will have to figure how to do that and then we can add to those.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 00:20, 30 July 2017 (UTC)

did you get the invite?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 16:32, 31 July 2017 (UTC)

Let me work on that. no idea why. I am going back through and editing. I was reading through maso me. I loved the part where they were using her in class. HOT!

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 04:40, 1 August 2017 (UTC)

I did figure out how to get you full access. Try it and let me know.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 04:58, 1 August 2017 (UTC)

Okay. I wanted to right something about a like humiliation type scene that is being filmed, something new for the person involved but not as horrifying as she thought. (i.e. the experience as being used as a sex guide in the "training" part.) I am not sure if that would fit into that story. or even if you wanted it to be in it at all. just was really excited by the training part was all. doing things in front of people you don't know or do know. wanted to add that in. I would add that in to one of the chapters of my story as well. It was hot

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:45, 2 August 2017 (UTC)

So, I started my own story.. YAY. I will work on Lisa's story tonight (or this weekend at least) I added the beginning of the sex scenes with Tera and Beth and introduced a new character or at least named her. (Tera's friend Marla.) Anything else you would like me to do or help you with?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 18:44, 4 August 2017 (UTC)

I like it. you are a really good writer and story teller. I like the way you make the story come together. I am trying to work on my story telling abilities or at least communicating them in written form. I have had writers block as of late. I have plenty of "ideas" but seemingly no time and not a lot motivation. I have been reading a bit lately, and really thinking about what kind of stories I want to tell. It's good and I am really I guess picking out a lot of the crap that I don't want in my stories that traditionally make it into porn. Love your writing, and I love reading. It's some of the most erotic writing I have read.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:32, 10 August 2017 (UTC)

I have block. and I feel like I need to keep writing though. I want to stay productive. :( i am going to a convention next week maybe that will help me clear my head up. YAY.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:30, 11 August 2017 (UTC)

I've been on the convention for a couple days. I have been trying to write a come up with something to write but not really pushing myself. Have you been?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 12:17, 20 August 2017 (UTC)

LCM/Your Boss' wife

Wolfskin75 — Sat, 12 Aug 2017 06:39:18 GMT

Wolfskin75: Created page with ' You freeze in horror as your Boss' wife walks in completely naked holding two giant cups of coffee. She is taller then you. Blond definitely dyed. Her breast hang loose and sag.…'

You freeze in horror as your Boss' wife walks in completely naked holding two giant cups of coffee. She is taller then you. Blond definitely dyed. Her breast hang loose and sag. Her body looks well kept for her age you guess is in her mid 30's. She is well tanned and no tan line to speak of. She is very pretty you think. You have not noticing her landing strip is still a little damp.

"Here you go Hun" handing you a cup of warm coffee. You shuffle your clothes to the other hand to take the cup. " Well,... were are you off to?" You are still stunned. You are trying to remember what happened last night.

"Ah that's right work" as she takes a sip of coffee and steps a little closer and closes the Door. "Don't worry, I will call Charles and tell him I have you working for me today." a small smile appears on her face, " I am sure you can find something useful to do."

You are still standing there trying to really think.

"Listen, I wanted to tell you that you were amazing last night, and that I don't normally sleep with my husband employees but... we really connected last night and it was a great conversation. I really will be able to make sure I live up to my end of the bargain. " she takes a sip of coffee. The glint from her wedding ring catches your eye. "don't worry, I really enjoyed it that much. I wasn't making it up." She leans over and kisses you.

Do you....

*[[LCM/Kiss her back and pretend like nothing is going on. | Kiss her back and pretend like nothing is going on. ]]

*[[LCM/Stop and tell her you don't remember anything | Stop and tell her you don't remember anything ]]

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Wolfskin75 — Sat, 12 Aug 2017 06:03:03 GMT

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Copying Platypus and creating archives! But please, don't leave me messages on my archive pages. Leave them here...

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Leave me a message. Naughty, nice, happy, sad, I love talking to people so want to hear from you!

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== [[User:Teejay|Teejay]] ==

Epitaph for a gunslinger:

Here lies Lester Moore

Four shots from a .44

No Les, no more.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I've seen the all the problems begin with MEN on a T-shirt. I've been tempted to get it for my GF.

The Lester Moore epitaph is very famous. I'm surprised you've never seen it before.

That poem sounds like it was written by a guilt free Catholic school girl. :)

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A judge was doing arraignments, and the prisoners were in the holding cell of the courthouse, being called forward one by one. Four men were left in the cell when the judge looked at his next case:

State of California vs. Steven Lewon Crook

"Crook!" said the judge. "Step forward!"

All four men stepped out of the holding cell.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

You did a good job with it. As far as I can tell from years of practice, good oral sex when a man goes down on a woman involves being gentle, tonguing her clit, rubbing it while you slip your tongue inside her, and basically following her body's cues until she gushes on your face (and then doing it again and again.)

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I judge Teddy to be about 13. He'll lose interest eventually, probably sooner rather than later.

Headline spotted recently: MILF BRACES FOR FAP OFFENSIVE

My reaction: "Whiskey... Tango... Foxtrot?"

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Maybe they are. When I'm alone in the apartment I'll walk around in my underwear, so maybe they just don't think about it.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

After what happened, no terrorist will come near any of her other concerts. You know security will be ridiculously tight. Definitely go if you want to. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A psychiatrist and a proctologist share an office building. They put up a sign on the front: THE DEPARTMENT OF ODDS AND ENDS. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Your English isn't getting worse. What you're describing doesn't have a formal name.

More... h'mmm. Climb and boink, where she climbs a tree and the guys have to climb up to her and boink her. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

In a single day, Samson slew a thousand Philistines with the jawbone of an ass. Every day, thousands of sales are killed with the same weapon. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Even for me, a very fast reader, that took a good chunk of time to read. You're an excellent writer and it's very well written. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I'm quite honored. :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

That's very understandable. I do the same thing with the stories I write for Literotica. It's a way of expressing myself and doing things I can't do IRL. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

When the Angles (with the Saxons) invaded England, they settled in what became known as the Land Debatable, namely the north of England and the south of Scotland. The acute Angles went north and the obtuse ones south. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Very awesome band. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

We all have hidden desires. That's one of yours. It doesn't surprise me. Hope you're doing well. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I'm glad you got to show off and didn't get in trouble. And you ''are'' quite attractive, especially to people who, unlike me, don't prefer women who are as wide as they are tall.

I kind of froze up on the scooter thing. Sorry. I should have handled it better.

Glad to hear that you and your husband still lust each other, in addition to loving each other. Enjoy! -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

When you used the phrase "get off my chest," it brought to mind an old Dilbert.

Dogbert: "This is the thief who took the decoy lunch...which we laced with synthetic female hormones!"

Wally: "You can't prove anything!"

Dogbert: "Is there something you'd like to get off your chest?" -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

That works. :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Believe me, I understand the frustration. The (late) mother of my children and I had a spectacular love life until our first child was born. After that, it was impossible, nearly, to find time. When we did, she clearly released a lot of pent up energy. I hope you find some (safe) way of releasing yours. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A Republican politician is giving a speech at a large public auditorium and making all sorts of promises everyone knows are a bunch of hot air. A heckler stands up and bellows, "All that will happen when pigs fly!"

The Republican beckons the heckler onto the stage. Thrusting the microphone under the heckler's nose, he says, "Let me guess. You're a liberal."

The heckler replies with, "My grandfather was a Democrat, my father was a Democrat, and I am and always will be a Democrat."

The Republican, unfazed, responds smoothly with, "Suppose your grandfather had been a jackass and your father had been a jackass. What would that make you?"

Without missing a beat, the heckler booms, "A Republican!"

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Comment from an Internet comment thread:

When the deer have guns too, then and only then will hunting be considered an actual sport. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Those were awesome. And a little too close to my reality to make me laugh. I actually had the conversation in #14 with both my (now passed) wives. And knowing that words don't work in that situation, I ended up going down on them and after they were cummed out, sticking my head up and saying, "Did that answer your question?" -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A classic from the Golden Age. Back when those kind of movies had actual plot. Watched both it and the original Taboo in the same week... about 22 years ago. I recommend it. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Technically, you'd have to ask Platypus, he's the one who created the "base" characters for SSR, but I'm on the assumption that it's no coincidence the slut neighbor is named "Debbie".

P.S. I turn 44 in October. From the information publicly available already, that I'm old enough to to have two kids one of whom is a teenager, you probably could have guessed pretty close to the correct answer. And if I watched those movies 22 years ago, well you have to be at least 18 to watch them so that would in and of itself imply at least 40. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

They were younger children when I wrote that intro, back about 6 years ago when I first found this site :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

It's well written. I don't want to think about it too much because that kind of thing, even though it's only fantasy, still turns my stomach a bit. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Man in doctor's office: "My name is Daniel Nathan Reed. I don't initial ''anything''." :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

From the late George Carlin:

Hospitals often name a new facility after the person who makes the major donation. I grew up with a neighborhood guy who is now extremely wealthy, and I'm hoping someday he'll make a big donation. I just want to drive past the hospital and see the No-Balls Malone Cancer Pavilion. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Can you guess what book I'm reading just from the chapter titles? :)

The ''Tomahawk'' * Good Samaritan * Earthport * The Astrogators' Guild * "...Your Money And My Know-How..." * "Spaceman" Jones * Eldreth * Three Ways To Get Ahead * Chartsman Jones * Garson's Planet * "Through The Cargo Hatch" * Halcyon * Transition * Anywhere * "This Isn't A Picnic" * "-- Over A Hundred Years --" * Charity * Civilization * A Friend In Need * "-- A Ship Is Not Just Steel --" * The Captain Of The ''Asgard'' * The ''Tomahawk''

(Yep, the first and last chapters have the same title.) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Finished ''Starman Jones'' and now I'm reading an even older book, one published over 100 years ago. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A census worker was going house to house collecting information, and knocks on the door of an apartment. The only resident is a 25-year-old woman. After explaining why he's there, he starts to record the information. They get to the line for Occupation, and she says, "Hooker."

"I can't put that."

"Then put prostitute."

"That's not a legal occupation. I can't put that!"

"Okay, put down chicken farmer."

"Chicken farmer?"

"Yeah. Last year I raised 1,000 cocks."

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

== [[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] ==

What I was pissed off about? Eh, just the same old smutty crap on this website. I still find it contemptible but...I really can't muster any energy to gripe in the discussions. I just...there's just so much. So much crap and all my edits...I can't change a damn thing because I don't want to change it, I want to burn it to the ground and start again. That's my problem, the premises of these things.

So. How have you been?

P.S Did you write "Nudisma Terena"?---[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 18:31 (Louisiana Time), 19 May 2017

Mind if I make a few suggestions for this whole "boinking" thing? (Also, why "boink"? Why'd you choose that as a word?)

1. Truth and Boink?

2. Freeze Boink?

3. Simon Says: Boink Edition?

4. Boink Poker?

Just spitballing.

P.S Is this story a real story for you or just part of your rants? And, yes, I get the joke.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 17:48 (Louisiana Time), 9 June 2017

How do you think a "sexual horror" story would go?--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 12:41 (Louisiana Time), 12 June 2017

That was one of my first thoughts: rape. But I was wondering if there are more ways to show "sexual horror" then that, more dimensions. Something more...subtle.

Why these thoughts? Well, I'm just taking genres and mixing them together, seeing what comes out.

P.S Can you help me with some category help? I'm trying to do multiple categories for my "Dungeons and Dragons" review like this:

The Review- Adult Stories| Dungeons and Dragons| Female Elf Paladin Review. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 12:31 (Louisiana Time), 13 June 2017

You know what? Go ahead, rewrite the scene with the spirit you described, just have her SHOW it! Have her SHOW a fucking emotion! Have some actual dialogue! I'm not asking for a total change, I'm asking for this page to actually look like a fucking book! "Present the page better" is all I'm asking. And "make it less skeevy", if that's possible.

And, for the love of god, DESCRIBE THINGS! PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, DESCRIBE EVERYTHING! I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS, JUST DESCRIBE IT SO PEOPLE CAN HAVE A CLEAR IDEA OF WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE READING! Hell, I give you permission to describe the protagonist's breasts, just give the reader SOMETHING!

Oh, and you can just ignore the whole "half-elf" thing. I don't expect you to know about them and for this instance, you don't need to. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 9:42 (Louisiana Time), 15 June 2017

The groping and pawing happened at the clothing shop, erm, tent.

Also, yes, I know the rest of the story makes no sense. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 17:52 (Louisiana Time), 19 June 2017

...You have automatically lost all respect from me with those lyrics.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 11:13 (Louisiana Time), 19 July 2017

== Enier ==

TQ for the tips.

Also, you do not need to have a template. That was put there so you know how to make one if you want. It is not required, and is not useful if your story isn't going to use it. If it is, well, you can replace the template, but they are hard to figure out. Let me know if you need help on it.Reply:

Remind me what a template is?

Can you do combination linking?

Help with the status bar! I need an explanation clearer than the tutorial!

I want something like the table in the tutorial, but blue. can u send me the code?

TQ. How do I make A Wiki?

==Platypus==

Thank you for your efforts thus far. I appreciate your help, and you have my sympathy for your loss of brain cells. At some point, when I'm feeling brave, I'll tackle what remains. Hot and Horny was most written by writers that I pushed away from Smutty Sex Romp and Rampage, and much of it is pretty cringe worthy.

"I'm about to pop an egg." There should be a collection of truly, awfully bad lines somewhere. That turkey deserves special recognition for sheer awfulness. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 12:42, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

Thanks for the heads up. And good job messing with the spammer's spammy spam! --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 11:54, 9 August 2017 (UTC)

== Wolfskin75==

did this work? --[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am thinking of a several character story... And like your too graphic. I wanted to incorporate pictures. Non that have copyright but to give the reader a idea of what i am visualizing. I am trying to find a way to pitch my ideas without it being public... But i dont use anom email so...yeah. I think however, i should work on figuring out the mechanics before i start writing. And i invite you to add to were you see fit. I like your stories. (i read some.) --
[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Well, my idea goes like this. I want to write a two prong story: about a neighborhood of deviants that a Mom and her daughter move into. They are fresh from a divorce from a wealthy guy so he buys them a House in this neighborhood. I want to Mom to become some Wife's pet (romance themed but lots of kink Dom/sub exploring fetishes... mostly my own) the choices will be who you sub too. Whether it be a loving woman or a cruel pain master. and at the same time her daughter (totally cute emo girl) will become a Dom to one of the daughters of the town. Of course they will be men in it.. but only as a side story.. (men have no place in my fantasy world) Of course.... this is basically how the neighborhood works... they were moved there on purpose. I love reading stories where two girls find a comfortable love full of their kinks . yes... no? any tips or whatever would be nice.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Okay, I have corrected some things. I apologize for some misunderstandings. I guess I am looking for more of a mentor? someone to bounce ideas off of. None of the ideas I have are set in stone and I am still trying to even figure out how to get started. I am just more looking for some sort of communication and would like someone to collaborate with eventually. I am new here and I am just testing the waters. To see what is up.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Thank you. I am currently working on adding things to "Mom can be bad". I am going to try and class up the story a bit and learn the formatting. I have a lot to think about. You're right, some of the stories are down right stupid. you're also right and that I am more about the innocence rather than the age.. Let me digest what you wrote, it was all good .. and I very glad for your time. thank you again.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

You said a couple things that I can relate. The reason I want to write this story is that, I just to chat with a bunch of real life little's. It was SOOOO great and they where all so full of life and happiness. Of course things got drama filled at times but It was something I could "feel". I wanted to be a protector. Not someone who would punish and then After care.. but ALL After care. and since I am married so I fantasize ... ALOT. but Like I said, it's not normal, (like most things I am involved in) for instance... I read rampage. and EVERY Ending I got to was a happily ever after ending. I think that say a lot of about my mind where I want to go with this story of mind. The strong protecting the weak. Someone protecting those who would be prey and letting them live in happiness. Of course there is sex and kinkiness but it's the best of all environments. safety and trust. this is more where I want my stories to go. Like I said. I am going to press on with adding to "Mom can be bad" not only warming up my writing skills and figuring out the format (like if you make one choice it effects the rest of the story sort of thing) and See what I can do. I am dealing with Lisa, 40 married and Tera 50 divorced. ( is there some sort of forum for these type of formatting questions?)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am trying to add a page a day and see what happens. I have already ended my first thread. :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

nice, can I use that?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Very nice. I am loving making these little snippets. Even though i fantasize about it, I am not sure if i got the feeling right. Since i am not female all i have to go on is other writings and since i don't have a book length to write and develop these feelings. I don't know what its like for a straight "married" woman to get picked up at a bar by another and go with it. I will use your snippets. But i invite you to add the story. :) I am also having fun making most of the men villians.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Again. Thank you. I have a lot of editing to do amd make it all says in line. Thank you thank you. To know you are reading what i am writing...yay. I need to become a stronger writer. I am actually having some issues. 1. How do you slog through the middle stuff? I am having troubles feeling overwhelmed with stuff that has to hhappen to make the story ...er semi good rather than just the dirty parts. Do i make sense?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

For instance, I was thinking about making it back to the house. I have several story points where things need to happen before the Preg story gets to the house. I add some sex parts, things in fact I would love to do. What I am having trouble with is trying to get the notion that She might not be totally okay with this and that when she gets to house she is like "what the fuck am I doing." or maybe have that moment in the car.

I really need to spend some time really trying to catch up on things.

Not every woman has DD or 38g breast, not every woman shaves ( and thank god for that.) all the woman in my stories don't have huge boobs. I fantasize about smaller breast and I am not afraid to write about pubic hair.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am trying to get more from you... To hopefully get you to boil over into a story. :) whatever you want to tell me...please be sure i am "listening". ;).

Also i have been busy lately so i haven't had much time to respond.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I love the way you write. You include little things.. little things are always the important things right. and yes.. both of those things were great! I am going on vacation for a week. I will be back though. Hopefully I will some updated work for you

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I have wrote alot ... Cant wait to post it. How have you been?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I would ask you a favor. I love what you wrote by the way... Totally totally enjoyed it. *wink* again and again...

I need you to write a lesbian sex scene between Tera and Beth. I am adding a scene...after the dancing scene she goes home drunk with Beth..could you write the sex...can be bleary and nebulous...but it would be amazing if you would...?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Will do. I will also read the links you sent. How would you like me to get that to you? Email or post it here? I will just living out a fantasy :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Tera, 50 mother of two, I envision her being bi curious her whole life just stuck in a rut. Blond hair, dyed. To cover the grey.. Beth a mid 20's redhead in college. Loves older woman. And likes the older woman sort of a mother like girlfriend..Knows Tera ( knows her daughter and is someone's daughter that Tera will know. Tera is of the generation that doesnt shave..pubic hair i mean. Beth is smaller chested then Tera. Normal breast Tera's would slightly not perky.
Beth is the predator in this case...i want to have some regert in the morning but enough to force her hand in a choice. So far she has moved slowly but she has moved forward... Thats the direction i want to head. Plus... I havent posted the next post which will go in front of this...so you have a little time

I am trying not to make something typical.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I find myself wanting to add on to other stories... But alot of them have elements i dont like and really cant further the story the way i would like with the cast as it is. I could just go and rewrite the story...but i would rather contact the author and make the change.....sigh....or just make one of my own i guess.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

back home and posting again. :) figured it all out.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Any details you can provide about that...I am more than happy to read...re read ..
Have my own activities..then re read again. I would like to know...especially the tying part...

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I feel so lazy...i havent been writing..bad me..lol

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I have a question. Do you understand my writing? Like if you had to critque it. What would be a couple of good things i could work on?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:55, 14 July 2017 (UTC)

I added two or three more pages last night. I really need have a edit day. If I could crave out a day to JUST EDIT that would be great. *sigh*

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:35, 15 July 2017 (UTC)

Wanted to touch base. How are you doing?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 20:10, 16 July 2017 (UTC)

Thank you..its awesome. It was perfect and I..thank you for your time. Family def comes first

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:31, 18 July 2017 (UTC)

I have a question for you? it's kind of private. how can I ask you?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 00:23, 19 July 2017 (UTC)

I have been really tired lately, I plan to work on this weekend. I am not giving up. Life has just gotten busy, I still love the writing and I still crave the interaction. Thank you for your time and effort. I look really good, and I will get my head screwed on right promise.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:23, 20 July 2017 (UTC)

I was finally able to read it. I am changing it all to first person. since I think, that how I wrote the rest of the story? I wasn't sure so I have copies of both just in case. I will be working on the rest of it and that's what I want to buzz you about. I think it would be easier. to use discord for our edits? and I wanted to buzz you my Discord info. As you can leave something there for days and I can see it there when every I log on. I was just thinking about it. Plus we maintain our safety and secure. :) HIGHLY HIGHLY sexy stuff!!! thank you.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 07:25, 21 July 2017 (UTC)

So far it's golden. I find myself really enjoying the foreplay as I usually do in real life. As a kid in middle school I taught myself through many a bad movie to listen to a woman's body and learn how to please her without "intercourse". I LOVE FOREPLAY. and if that doesn't sound true or read true, there is no point finish the chapter. Anyway I think what you wrote actually feels real rather than what you said to the notes where the they get together and he whips his cock out stuffs it in.. and she lOVES IT! and have five orgasm. THEN, everyone thinks it's a great scene but nothing happened.
Furthermore, one of the parts I find very disrespectful is that they're always written where the women is satisfied beyond the shadow of a doubt, multiple orgasm and after one time having sex, she goes from Virgin she goes to ultra slut. It's just stupid!!! In this story, I wanted to communicate softness and the importance of trust and the sexiness of vulnerability and how that plays into arousal.

as for this conversation. I would say without a DOUBT... I look forward to our interactions and AND I don't know why I hold as much as I do. but... that's a deeper discussion.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 12:52, 21 July 2017 (UTC)

What do you need from me? I am feeling like I have slacked off.. TOTALLY hot scene by the way... :P

What do you use to keep track of the story? I am starting to see the limitations of your basic document editor. I losing my place pretty easily. :(

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 21:42, 23 July 2017 (UTC)

Did you add something? I couldnt make up what was updated?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 21:17, 24 July 2017 (UTC)

Out of the three moms can be bad stories i started. Two of them end up in the same kink. Which is good but i dont want to just write the same thing. Yes i am interested in that kink and those types if relationships but... You have to be anle to expand lol. I am trying to write it from all sides. But i feel like I enjoy writing it why not...but also since I am learning....i am having a bad day and writing porn and reading your hot writing makes me happy.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:15, 24 July 2017 (UTC)

I finally found a shit load of notes you have been leaving. I have starting up stories and just letting it go on. I would have loved to competed in that competition!!! I would have written some awesome stuff. Cream worthy if I do say. Use to take the train to work everyday.. so I had a lot of time to think about this particular thing.

What is my style? I am would have to say I am trained beginner and that my style is "evolving" I am not giving up and I will read all that you have left for me. PROMISE. I am going on vacation again so I hope to have some good pages come of this vacation. I just don't want to be a one trick pony you know.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 06:34, 26 July 2017 (UTC)

Thank you for that. I am going to use it but I had to create my own account and I would have to invite you to work with me. SOOOO if you want to find out who I am really am.. cause I don't have fake email addresses.... Let me know. :) I would be more than happy to invite you onboard. :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 07:19, 26 July 2017 (UTC)

I have gotten the thingy up. I will write some more and invite when i get back form vacation. But a couple of beers and a couple hours to write do wonders?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:24, 27 July 2017 (UTC)

I invited you. I am reading your blog. and I want to work with you on "Maso me" whenever you think I can fit. :) anyway, I will have more soon.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 22:16, 29 July 2017 (UTC)

Okay.. I am going to have to make pages for us. (actually makes me happy) so we can keep better track of our various creative projects. I will have to figure how to do that and then we can add to those.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 00:20, 30 July 2017 (UTC)

did you get the invite?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 16:32, 31 July 2017 (UTC)

Let me work on that. no idea why. I am going back through and editing. I was reading through maso me. I loved the part where they were using her in class. HOT!

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 04:40, 1 August 2017 (UTC)

I did figure out how to get you full access. Try it and let me know.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 04:58, 1 August 2017 (UTC)

Okay. I wanted to right something about a like humiliation type scene that is being filmed, something new for the person involved but not as horrifying as she thought. (i.e. the experience as being used as a sex guide in the "training" part.) I am not sure if that would fit into that story. or even if you wanted it to be in it at all. just was really excited by the training part was all. doing things in front of people you don't know or do know. wanted to add that in. I would add that in to one of the chapters of my story as well. It was hot

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:45, 2 August 2017 (UTC)

So, I started my own story.. YAY. I will work on Lisa's story tonight (or this weekend at least) I added the beginning of the sex scenes with Tera and Beth and introduced a new character or at least named her. (Tera's friend Marla.) Anything else you would like me to do or help you with?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 18:44, 4 August 2017 (UTC)

I like it. you are a really good writer and story teller. I like the way you make the story come together. I am trying to work on my story telling abilities or at least communicating them in written form. I have had writers block as of late. I have plenty of "ideas" but seemingly no time and not a lot motivation. I have been reading a bit lately, and really thinking about what kind of stories I want to tell. It's good and I am really I guess picking out a lot of the crap that I don't want in my stories that traditionally make it into porn. Love your writing, and I love reading. It's some of the most erotic writing I have read.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:32, 10 August 2017 (UTC)

I have block. and I feel like I need to keep writing though. I want to stay productive. :( i am going to a convention next week maybe that will help me clear my head up. YAY.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:30, 11 August 2017 (UTC)

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== [[User:Teejay|Teejay]] ==

Epitaph for a gunslinger:

Here lies Lester Moore

Four shots from a .44

No Les, no more.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I've seen the all the problems begin with MEN on a T-shirt. I've been tempted to get it for my GF.

The Lester Moore epitaph is very famous. I'm surprised you've never seen it before.

That poem sounds like it was written by a guilt free Catholic school girl. :)

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A judge was doing arraignments, and the prisoners were in the holding cell of the courthouse, being called forward one by one. Four men were left in the cell when the judge looked at his next case:

State of California vs. Steven Lewon Crook

"Crook!" said the judge. "Step forward!"

All four men stepped out of the holding cell.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

You did a good job with it. As far as I can tell from years of practice, good oral sex when a man goes down on a woman involves being gentle, tonguing her clit, rubbing it while you slip your tongue inside her, and basically following her body's cues until she gushes on your face (and then doing it again and again.)

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I judge Teddy to be about 13. He'll lose interest eventually, probably sooner rather than later.

Headline spotted recently: MILF BRACES FOR FAP OFFENSIVE

My reaction: "Whiskey... Tango... Foxtrot?"

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Maybe they are. When I'm alone in the apartment I'll walk around in my underwear, so maybe they just don't think about it.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

After what happened, no terrorist will come near any of her other concerts. You know security will be ridiculously tight. Definitely go if you want to. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A psychiatrist and a proctologist share an office building. They put up a sign on the front: THE DEPARTMENT OF ODDS AND ENDS. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Your English isn't getting worse. What you're describing doesn't have a formal name.

More... h'mmm. Climb and boink, where she climbs a tree and the guys have to climb up to her and boink her. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

In a single day, Samson slew a thousand Philistines with the jawbone of an ass. Every day, thousands of sales are killed with the same weapon. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Even for me, a very fast reader, that took a good chunk of time to read. You're an excellent writer and it's very well written. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I'm quite honored. :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

That's very understandable. I do the same thing with the stories I write for Literotica. It's a way of expressing myself and doing things I can't do IRL. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

When the Angles (with the Saxons) invaded England, they settled in what became known as the Land Debatable, namely the north of England and the south of Scotland. The acute Angles went north and the obtuse ones south. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Very awesome band. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

We all have hidden desires. That's one of yours. It doesn't surprise me. Hope you're doing well. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I'm glad you got to show off and didn't get in trouble. And you ''are'' quite attractive, especially to people who, unlike me, don't prefer women who are as wide as they are tall.

I kind of froze up on the scooter thing. Sorry. I should have handled it better.

Glad to hear that you and your husband still lust each other, in addition to loving each other. Enjoy! -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

When you used the phrase "get off my chest," it brought to mind an old Dilbert.

Dogbert: "This is the thief who took the decoy lunch...which we laced with synthetic female hormones!"

Wally: "You can't prove anything!"

Dogbert: "Is there something you'd like to get off your chest?" -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

That works. :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Believe me, I understand the frustration. The (late) mother of my children and I had a spectacular love life until our first child was born. After that, it was impossible, nearly, to find time. When we did, she clearly released a lot of pent up energy. I hope you find some (safe) way of releasing yours. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A Republican politician is giving a speech at a large public auditorium and making all sorts of promises everyone knows are a bunch of hot air. A heckler stands up and bellows, "All that will happen when pigs fly!"

The Republican beckons the heckler onto the stage. Thrusting the microphone under the heckler's nose, he says, "Let me guess. You're a liberal."

The heckler replies with, "My grandfather was a Democrat, my father was a Democrat, and I am and always will be a Democrat."

The Republican, unfazed, responds smoothly with, "Suppose your grandfather had been a jackass and your father had been a jackass. What would that make you?"

Without missing a beat, the heckler booms, "A Republican!"

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Comment from an Internet comment thread:

When the deer have guns too, then and only then will hunting be considered an actual sport. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Those were awesome. And a little too close to my reality to make me laugh. I actually had the conversation in #14 with both my (now passed) wives. And knowing that words don't work in that situation, I ended up going down on them and after they were cummed out, sticking my head up and saying, "Did that answer your question?" -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A classic from the Golden Age. Back when those kind of movies had actual plot. Watched both it and the original Taboo in the same week... about 22 years ago. I recommend it. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Technically, you'd have to ask Platypus, he's the one who created the "base" characters for SSR, but I'm on the assumption that it's no coincidence the slut neighbor is named "Debbie".

P.S. I turn 44 in October. From the information publicly available already, that I'm old enough to to have two kids one of whom is a teenager, you probably could have guessed pretty close to the correct answer. And if I watched those movies 22 years ago, well you have to be at least 18 to watch them so that would in and of itself imply at least 40. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

They were younger children when I wrote that intro, back about 6 years ago when I first found this site :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

It's well written. I don't want to think about it too much because that kind of thing, even though it's only fantasy, still turns my stomach a bit. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Man in doctor's office: "My name is Daniel Nathan Reed. I don't initial ''anything''." :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

From the late George Carlin:

Hospitals often name a new facility after the person who makes the major donation. I grew up with a neighborhood guy who is now extremely wealthy, and I'm hoping someday he'll make a big donation. I just want to drive past the hospital and see the No-Balls Malone Cancer Pavilion. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Can you guess what book I'm reading just from the chapter titles? :)

The ''Tomahawk'' * Good Samaritan * Earthport * The Astrogators' Guild * "...Your Money And My Know-How..." * "Spaceman" Jones * Eldreth * Three Ways To Get Ahead * Chartsman Jones * Garson's Planet * "Through The Cargo Hatch" * Halcyon * Transition * Anywhere * "This Isn't A Picnic" * "-- Over A Hundred Years --" * Charity * Civilization * A Friend In Need * "-- A Ship Is Not Just Steel --" * The Captain Of The ''Asgard'' * The ''Tomahawk''

(Yep, the first and last chapters have the same title.) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Finished ''Starman Jones'' and now I'm reading an even older book, one published over 100 years ago. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

== [[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] ==

What I was pissed off about? Eh, just the same old smutty crap on this website. I still find it contemptible but...I really can't muster any energy to gripe in the discussions. I just...there's just so much. So much crap and all my edits...I can't change a damn thing because I don't want to change it, I want to burn it to the ground and start again. That's my problem, the premises of these things.

So. How have you been?

P.S Did you write "Nudisma Terena"?---[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 18:31 (Louisiana Time), 19 May 2017

Mind if I make a few suggestions for this whole "boinking" thing? (Also, why "boink"? Why'd you choose that as a word?)

1. Truth and Boink?

2. Freeze Boink?

3. Simon Says: Boink Edition?

4. Boink Poker?

Just spitballing.

P.S Is this story a real story for you or just part of your rants? And, yes, I get the joke.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 17:48 (Louisiana Time), 9 June 2017

How do you think a "sexual horror" story would go?--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 12:41 (Louisiana Time), 12 June 2017

That was one of my first thoughts: rape. But I was wondering if there are more ways to show "sexual horror" then that, more dimensions. Something more...subtle.

Why these thoughts? Well, I'm just taking genres and mixing them together, seeing what comes out.

P.S Can you help me with some category help? I'm trying to do multiple categories for my "Dungeons and Dragons" review like this:

The Review- Adult Stories| Dungeons and Dragons| Female Elf Paladin Review. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 12:31 (Louisiana Time), 13 June 2017

You know what? Go ahead, rewrite the scene with the spirit you described, just have her SHOW it! Have her SHOW a fucking emotion! Have some actual dialogue! I'm not asking for a total change, I'm asking for this page to actually look like a fucking book! "Present the page better" is all I'm asking. And "make it less skeevy", if that's possible.

And, for the love of god, DESCRIBE THINGS! PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, DESCRIBE EVERYTHING! I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS, JUST DESCRIBE IT SO PEOPLE CAN HAVE A CLEAR IDEA OF WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE READING! Hell, I give you permission to describe the protagonist's breasts, just give the reader SOMETHING!

Oh, and you can just ignore the whole "half-elf" thing. I don't expect you to know about them and for this instance, you don't need to. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 9:42 (Louisiana Time), 15 June 2017

The groping and pawing happened at the clothing shop, erm, tent.

Also, yes, I know the rest of the story makes no sense. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 17:52 (Louisiana Time), 19 June 2017

...You have automatically lost all respect from me with those lyrics.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 11:13 (Louisiana Time), 19 July 2017

== Enier ==

TQ for the tips.

Also, you do not need to have a template. That was put there so you know how to make one if you want. It is not required, and is not useful if your story isn't going to use it. If it is, well, you can replace the template, but they are hard to figure out. Let me know if you need help on it.Reply:

Remind me what a template is?

Can you do combination linking?

Help with the status bar! I need an explanation clearer than the tutorial!

I want something like the table in the tutorial, but blue. can u send me the code?

TQ. How do I make A Wiki?

==Platypus==

Thank you for your efforts thus far. I appreciate your help, and you have my sympathy for your loss of brain cells. At some point, when I'm feeling brave, I'll tackle what remains. Hot and Horny was most written by writers that I pushed away from Smutty Sex Romp and Rampage, and much of it is pretty cringe worthy.

"I'm about to pop an egg." There should be a collection of truly, awfully bad lines somewhere. That turkey deserves special recognition for sheer awfulness. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 12:42, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

Thanks for the heads up. And good job messing with the spammer's spammy spam! --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 11:54, 9 August 2017 (UTC)

== Wolfskin75==

did this work? --[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am thinking of a several character story... And like your too graphic. I wanted to incorporate pictures. Non that have copyright but to give the reader a idea of what i am visualizing. I am trying to find a way to pitch my ideas without it being public... But i dont use anom email so...yeah. I think however, i should work on figuring out the mechanics before i start writing. And i invite you to add to were you see fit. I like your stories. (i read some.) --
[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Well, my idea goes like this. I want to write a two prong story: about a neighborhood of deviants that a Mom and her daughter move into. They are fresh from a divorce from a wealthy guy so he buys them a House in this neighborhood. I want to Mom to become some Wife's pet (romance themed but lots of kink Dom/sub exploring fetishes... mostly my own) the choices will be who you sub too. Whether it be a loving woman or a cruel pain master. and at the same time her daughter (totally cute emo girl) will become a Dom to one of the daughters of the town. Of course they will be men in it.. but only as a side story.. (men have no place in my fantasy world) Of course.... this is basically how the neighborhood works... they were moved there on purpose. I love reading stories where two girls find a comfortable love full of their kinks . yes... no? any tips or whatever would be nice.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Okay, I have corrected some things. I apologize for some misunderstandings. I guess I am looking for more of a mentor? someone to bounce ideas off of. None of the ideas I have are set in stone and I am still trying to even figure out how to get started. I am just more looking for some sort of communication and would like someone to collaborate with eventually. I am new here and I am just testing the waters. To see what is up.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Thank you. I am currently working on adding things to "Mom can be bad". I am going to try and class up the story a bit and learn the formatting. I have a lot to think about. You're right, some of the stories are down right stupid. you're also right and that I am more about the innocence rather than the age.. Let me digest what you wrote, it was all good .. and I very glad for your time. thank you again.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

You said a couple things that I can relate. The reason I want to write this story is that, I just to chat with a bunch of real life little's. It was SOOOO great and they where all so full of life and happiness. Of course things got drama filled at times but It was something I could "feel". I wanted to be a protector. Not someone who would punish and then After care.. but ALL After care. and since I am married so I fantasize ... ALOT. but Like I said, it's not normal, (like most things I am involved in) for instance... I read rampage. and EVERY Ending I got to was a happily ever after ending. I think that say a lot of about my mind where I want to go with this story of mind. The strong protecting the weak. Someone protecting those who would be prey and letting them live in happiness. Of course there is sex and kinkiness but it's the best of all environments. safety and trust. this is more where I want my stories to go. Like I said. I am going to press on with adding to "Mom can be bad" not only warming up my writing skills and figuring out the format (like if you make one choice it effects the rest of the story sort of thing) and See what I can do. I am dealing with Lisa, 40 married and Tera 50 divorced. ( is there some sort of forum for these type of formatting questions?)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am trying to add a page a day and see what happens. I have already ended my first thread. :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

nice, can I use that?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Very nice. I am loving making these little snippets. Even though i fantasize about it, I am not sure if i got the feeling right. Since i am not female all i have to go on is other writings and since i don't have a book length to write and develop these feelings. I don't know what its like for a straight "married" woman to get picked up at a bar by another and go with it. I will use your snippets. But i invite you to add the story. :) I am also having fun making most of the men villians.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Again. Thank you. I have a lot of editing to do amd make it all says in line. Thank you thank you. To know you are reading what i am writing...yay. I need to become a stronger writer. I am actually having some issues. 1. How do you slog through the middle stuff? I am having troubles feeling overwhelmed with stuff that has to hhappen to make the story ...er semi good rather than just the dirty parts. Do i make sense?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

For instance, I was thinking about making it back to the house. I have several story points where things need to happen before the Preg story gets to the house. I add some sex parts, things in fact I would love to do. What I am having trouble with is trying to get the notion that She might not be totally okay with this and that when she gets to house she is like "what the fuck am I doing." or maybe have that moment in the car.

I really need to spend some time really trying to catch up on things.

Not every woman has DD or 38g breast, not every woman shaves ( and thank god for that.) all the woman in my stories don't have huge boobs. I fantasize about smaller breast and I am not afraid to write about pubic hair.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am trying to get more from you... To hopefully get you to boil over into a story. :) whatever you want to tell me...please be sure i am "listening". ;).

Also i have been busy lately so i haven't had much time to respond.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I love the way you write. You include little things.. little things are always the important things right. and yes.. both of those things were great! I am going on vacation for a week. I will be back though. Hopefully I will some updated work for you

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I have wrote alot ... Cant wait to post it. How have you been?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I would ask you a favor. I love what you wrote by the way... Totally totally enjoyed it. *wink* again and again...

I need you to write a lesbian sex scene between Tera and Beth. I am adding a scene...after the dancing scene she goes home drunk with Beth..could you write the sex...can be bleary and nebulous...but it would be amazing if you would...?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Will do. I will also read the links you sent. How would you like me to get that to you? Email or post it here? I will just living out a fantasy :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Tera, 50 mother of two, I envision her being bi curious her whole life just stuck in a rut. Blond hair, dyed. To cover the grey.. Beth a mid 20's redhead in college. Loves older woman. And likes the older woman sort of a mother like girlfriend..Knows Tera ( knows her daughter and is someone's daughter that Tera will know. Tera is of the generation that doesnt shave..pubic hair i mean. Beth is smaller chested then Tera. Normal breast Tera's would slightly not perky.
Beth is the predator in this case...i want to have some regert in the morning but enough to force her hand in a choice. So far she has moved slowly but she has moved forward... Thats the direction i want to head. Plus... I havent posted the next post which will go in front of this...so you have a little time

I am trying not to make something typical.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I find myself wanting to add on to other stories... But alot of them have elements i dont like and really cant further the story the way i would like with the cast as it is. I could just go and rewrite the story...but i would rather contact the author and make the change.....sigh....or just make one of my own i guess.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

back home and posting again. :) figured it all out.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Any details you can provide about that...I am more than happy to read...re read ..
Have my own activities..then re read again. I would like to know...especially the tying part...

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I feel so lazy...i havent been writing..bad me..lol

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I have a question. Do you understand my writing? Like if you had to critque it. What would be a couple of good things i could work on?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:55, 14 July 2017 (UTC)

I added two or three more pages last night. I really need have a edit day. If I could crave out a day to JUST EDIT that would be great. *sigh*

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:35, 15 July 2017 (UTC)

Wanted to touch base. How are you doing?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 20:10, 16 July 2017 (UTC)

Thank you..its awesome. It was perfect and I..thank you for your time. Family def comes first

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:31, 18 July 2017 (UTC)

I have a question for you? it's kind of private. how can I ask you?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 00:23, 19 July 2017 (UTC)

I have been really tired lately, I plan to work on this weekend. I am not giving up. Life has just gotten busy, I still love the writing and I still crave the interaction. Thank you for your time and effort. I look really good, and I will get my head screwed on right promise.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:23, 20 July 2017 (UTC)

I was finally able to read it. I am changing it all to first person. since I think, that how I wrote the rest of the story? I wasn't sure so I have copies of both just in case. I will be working on the rest of it and that's what I want to buzz you about. I think it would be easier. to use discord for our edits? and I wanted to buzz you my Discord info. As you can leave something there for days and I can see it there when every I log on. I was just thinking about it. Plus we maintain our safety and secure. :) HIGHLY HIGHLY sexy stuff!!! thank you.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 07:25, 21 July 2017 (UTC)

So far it's golden. I find myself really enjoying the foreplay as I usually do in real life. As a kid in middle school I taught myself through many a bad movie to listen to a woman's body and learn how to please her without "intercourse". I LOVE FOREPLAY. and if that doesn't sound true or read true, there is no point finish the chapter. Anyway I think what you wrote actually feels real rather than what you said to the notes where the they get together and he whips his cock out stuffs it in.. and she lOVES IT! and have five orgasm. THEN, everyone thinks it's a great scene but nothing happened.
Furthermore, one of the parts I find very disrespectful is that they're always written where the women is satisfied beyond the shadow of a doubt, multiple orgasm and after one time having sex, she goes from Virgin she goes to ultra slut. It's just stupid!!! In this story, I wanted to communicate softness and the importance of trust and the sexiness of vulnerability and how that plays into arousal.

as for this conversation. I would say without a DOUBT... I look forward to our interactions and AND I don't know why I hold as much as I do. but... that's a deeper discussion.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 12:52, 21 July 2017 (UTC)

What do you need from me? I am feeling like I have slacked off.. TOTALLY hot scene by the way... :P

What do you use to keep track of the story? I am starting to see the limitations of your basic document editor. I losing my place pretty easily. :(

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 21:42, 23 July 2017 (UTC)

Did you add something? I couldnt make up what was updated?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 21:17, 24 July 2017 (UTC)

Out of the three moms can be bad stories i started. Two of them end up in the same kink. Which is good but i dont want to just write the same thing. Yes i am interested in that kink and those types if relationships but... You have to be anle to expand lol. I am trying to write it from all sides. But i feel like I enjoy writing it why not...but also since I am learning....i am having a bad day and writing porn and reading your hot writing makes me happy.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:15, 24 July 2017 (UTC)

I finally found a shit load of notes you have been leaving. I have starting up stories and just letting it go on. I would have loved to competed in that competition!!! I would have written some awesome stuff. Cream worthy if I do say. Use to take the train to work everyday.. so I had a lot of time to think about this particular thing.

What is my style? I am would have to say I am trained beginner and that my style is "evolving" I am not giving up and I will read all that you have left for me. PROMISE. I am going on vacation again so I hope to have some good pages come of this vacation. I just don't want to be a one trick pony you know.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 06:34, 26 July 2017 (UTC)

Thank you for that. I am going to use it but I had to create my own account and I would have to invite you to work with me. SOOOO if you want to find out who I am really am.. cause I don't have fake email addresses.... Let me know. :) I would be more than happy to invite you onboard. :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 07:19, 26 July 2017 (UTC)

I have gotten the thingy up. I will write some more and invite when i get back form vacation. But a couple of beers and a couple hours to write do wonders?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:24, 27 July 2017 (UTC)

I invited you. I am reading your blog. and I want to work with you on "Maso me" whenever you think I can fit. :) anyway, I will have more soon.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 22:16, 29 July 2017 (UTC)

Okay.. I am going to have to make pages for us. (actually makes me happy) so we can keep better track of our various creative projects. I will have to figure how to do that and then we can add to those.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 00:20, 30 July 2017 (UTC)

did you get the invite?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 16:32, 31 July 2017 (UTC)

Let me work on that. no idea why. I am going back through and editing. I was reading through maso me. I loved the part where they were using her in class. HOT!

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 04:40, 1 August 2017 (UTC)

I did figure out how to get you full access. Try it and let me know.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 04:58, 1 August 2017 (UTC)

Okay. I wanted to right something about a like humiliation type scene that is being filmed, something new for the person involved but not as horrifying as she thought. (i.e. the experience as being used as a sex guide in the "training" part.) I am not sure if that would fit into that story. or even if you wanted it to be in it at all. just was really excited by the training part was all. doing things in front of people you don't know or do know. wanted to add that in. I would add that in to one of the chapters of my story as well. It was hot

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:45, 2 August 2017 (UTC)

So, I started my own story.. YAY. I will work on Lisa's story tonight (or this weekend at least) I added the beginning of the sex scenes with Tera and Beth and introduced a new character or at least named her. (Tera's friend Marla.) Anything else you would like me to do or help you with?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 18:44, 4 August 2017 (UTC)

I like it. you are a really good writer and story teller. I like the way you make the story come together. I am trying to work on my story telling abilities or at least communicating them in written form. I have had writers block as of late. I have plenty of "ideas" but seemingly no time and not a lot motivation. I have been reading a bit lately, and really thinking about what kind of stories I want to tell. It's good and I am really I guess picking out a lot of the crap that I don't want in my stories that traditionally make it into porn. Love your writing, and I love reading. It's some of the most erotic writing I have read.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:32, 10 August 2017 (UTC)

I have block. and I feel like I need to keep writing or you will disappear. :( i am going to a convention next week maybe that will help me clear my head up. YAY.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:30, 11 August 2017 (UTC)

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== [[User:Teejay|Teejay]] ==

Epitaph for a gunslinger:

Here lies Lester Moore

Four shots from a .44

No Les, no more.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I've seen the all the problems begin with MEN on a T-shirt. I've been tempted to get it for my GF.

The Lester Moore epitaph is very famous. I'm surprised you've never seen it before.

That poem sounds like it was written by a guilt free Catholic school girl. :)

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A judge was doing arraignments, and the prisoners were in the holding cell of the courthouse, being called forward one by one. Four men were left in the cell when the judge looked at his next case:

State of California vs. Steven Lewon Crook

"Crook!" said the judge. "Step forward!"

All four men stepped out of the holding cell.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

You did a good job with it. As far as I can tell from years of practice, good oral sex when a man goes down on a woman involves being gentle, tonguing her clit, rubbing it while you slip your tongue inside her, and basically following her body's cues until she gushes on your face (and then doing it again and again.)

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I judge Teddy to be about 13. He'll lose interest eventually, probably sooner rather than later.

Headline spotted recently: MILF BRACES FOR FAP OFFENSIVE

My reaction: "Whiskey... Tango... Foxtrot?"

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Maybe they are. When I'm alone in the apartment I'll walk around in my underwear, so maybe they just don't think about it.

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

After what happened, no terrorist will come near any of her other concerts. You know security will be ridiculously tight. Definitely go if you want to. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A psychiatrist and a proctologist share an office building. They put up a sign on the front: THE DEPARTMENT OF ODDS AND ENDS. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Your English isn't getting worse. What you're describing doesn't have a formal name.

More... h'mmm. Climb and boink, where she climbs a tree and the guys have to climb up to her and boink her. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

In a single day, Samson slew a thousand Philistines with the jawbone of an ass. Every day, thousands of sales are killed with the same weapon. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Even for me, a very fast reader, that took a good chunk of time to read. You're an excellent writer and it's very well written. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I'm quite honored. :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

That's very understandable. I do the same thing with the stories I write for Literotica. It's a way of expressing myself and doing things I can't do IRL. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

When the Angles (with the Saxons) invaded England, they settled in what became known as the Land Debatable, namely the north of England and the south of Scotland. The acute Angles went north and the obtuse ones south. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Very awesome band. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

We all have hidden desires. That's one of yours. It doesn't surprise me. Hope you're doing well. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

I'm glad you got to show off and didn't get in trouble. And you ''are'' quite attractive, especially to people who, unlike me, don't prefer women who are as wide as they are tall.

I kind of froze up on the scooter thing. Sorry. I should have handled it better.

Glad to hear that you and your husband still lust each other, in addition to loving each other. Enjoy! -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

When you used the phrase "get off my chest," it brought to mind an old Dilbert.

Dogbert: "This is the thief who took the decoy lunch...which we laced with synthetic female hormones!"

Wally: "You can't prove anything!"

Dogbert: "Is there something you'd like to get off your chest?" -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

That works. :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Believe me, I understand the frustration. The (late) mother of my children and I had a spectacular love life until our first child was born. After that, it was impossible, nearly, to find time. When we did, she clearly released a lot of pent up energy. I hope you find some (safe) way of releasing yours. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A Republican politician is giving a speech at a large public auditorium and making all sorts of promises everyone knows are a bunch of hot air. A heckler stands up and bellows, "All that will happen when pigs fly!"

The Republican beckons the heckler onto the stage. Thrusting the microphone under the heckler's nose, he says, "Let me guess. You're a liberal."

The heckler replies with, "My grandfather was a Democrat, my father was a Democrat, and I am and always will be a Democrat."

The Republican, unfazed, responds smoothly with, "Suppose your grandfather had been a jackass and your father had been a jackass. What would that make you?"

Without missing a beat, the heckler booms, "A Republican!"

-- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Comment from an Internet comment thread:

When the deer have guns too, then and only then will hunting be considered an actual sport. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Those were awesome. And a little too close to my reality to make me laugh. I actually had the conversation in #14 with both my (now passed) wives. And knowing that words don't work in that situation, I ended up going down on them and after they were cummed out, sticking my head up and saying, "Did that answer your question?" -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

A classic from the Golden Age. Back when those kind of movies had actual plot. Watched both it and the original Taboo in the same week... about 22 years ago. I recommend it. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Technically, you'd have to ask Platypus, he's the one who created the "base" characters for SSR, but I'm on the assumption that it's no coincidence the slut neighbor is named "Debbie".

P.S. I turn 44 in October. From the information publicly available already, that I'm old enough to to have two kids one of whom is a teenager, you probably could have guessed pretty close to the correct answer. And if I watched those movies 22 years ago, well you have to be at least 18 to watch them so that would in and of itself imply at least 40. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

They were younger children when I wrote that intro, back about 6 years ago when I first found this site :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

It's well written. I don't want to think about it too much because that kind of thing, even though it's only fantasy, still turns my stomach a bit. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Man in doctor's office: "My name is Daniel Nathan Reed. I don't initial ''anything''." :) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

From the late George Carlin:

Hospitals often name a new facility after the person who makes the major donation. I grew up with a neighborhood guy who is now extremely wealthy, and I'm hoping someday he'll make a big donation. I just want to drive past the hospital and see the No-Balls Malone Cancer Pavilion. -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

Can you guess what book I'm reading just from the chapter titles? :)

The ''Tomahawk'' * Good Samaritan * Earthport * The Astrogators' Guild * "...Your Money And My Know-How..." * "Spaceman" Jones * Eldreth * Three Ways To Get Ahead * Chartsman Jones * Garson's Planet * "Through The Cargo Hatch" * Halcyon * Transition * Anywhere * "This Isn't A Picnic" * "-- Over A Hundred Years --" * Charity * Civilization * A Friend In Need * "-- A Ship Is Not Just Steel --" * The Captain Of The ''Asgard'' * The ''Tomahawk''

(Yep, the first and last chapters have the same title.) -- [[User:Teejay|Teejay]]

== [[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] ==

What I was pissed off about? Eh, just the same old smutty crap on this website. I still find it contemptible but...I really can't muster any energy to gripe in the discussions. I just...there's just so much. So much crap and all my edits...I can't change a damn thing because I don't want to change it, I want to burn it to the ground and start again. That's my problem, the premises of these things.

So. How have you been?

P.S Did you write "Nudisma Terena"?---[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 18:31 (Louisiana Time), 19 May 2017

Mind if I make a few suggestions for this whole "boinking" thing? (Also, why "boink"? Why'd you choose that as a word?)

1. Truth and Boink?

2. Freeze Boink?

3. Simon Says: Boink Edition?

4. Boink Poker?

Just spitballing.

P.S Is this story a real story for you or just part of your rants? And, yes, I get the joke.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 17:48 (Louisiana Time), 9 June 2017

How do you think a "sexual horror" story would go?--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 12:41 (Louisiana Time), 12 June 2017

That was one of my first thoughts: rape. But I was wondering if there are more ways to show "sexual horror" then that, more dimensions. Something more...subtle.

Why these thoughts? Well, I'm just taking genres and mixing them together, seeing what comes out.

P.S Can you help me with some category help? I'm trying to do multiple categories for my "Dungeons and Dragons" review like this:

The Review- Adult Stories| Dungeons and Dragons| Female Elf Paladin Review. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 12:31 (Louisiana Time), 13 June 2017

You know what? Go ahead, rewrite the scene with the spirit you described, just have her SHOW it! Have her SHOW a fucking emotion! Have some actual dialogue! I'm not asking for a total change, I'm asking for this page to actually look like a fucking book! "Present the page better" is all I'm asking. And "make it less skeevy", if that's possible.

And, for the love of god, DESCRIBE THINGS! PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, DESCRIBE EVERYTHING! I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS, JUST DESCRIBE IT SO PEOPLE CAN HAVE A CLEAR IDEA OF WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE READING! Hell, I give you permission to describe the protagonist's breasts, just give the reader SOMETHING!

Oh, and you can just ignore the whole "half-elf" thing. I don't expect you to know about them and for this instance, you don't need to. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 9:42 (Louisiana Time), 15 June 2017

The groping and pawing happened at the clothing shop, erm, tent.

Also, yes, I know the rest of the story makes no sense. --[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 17:52 (Louisiana Time), 19 June 2017

...You have automatically lost all respect from me with those lyrics.--[[User:Fredhot16|Fredhot16]] 11:13 (Louisiana Time), 19 July 2017

== Enier ==

TQ for the tips.

Also, you do not need to have a template. That was put there so you know how to make one if you want. It is not required, and is not useful if your story isn't going to use it. If it is, well, you can replace the template, but they are hard to figure out. Let me know if you need help on it.Reply:

Remind me what a template is?

Can you do combination linking?

Help with the status bar! I need an explanation clearer than the tutorial!

I want something like the table in the tutorial, but blue. can u send me the code?

TQ. How do I make A Wiki?

==Platypus==

Thank you for your efforts thus far. I appreciate your help, and you have my sympathy for your loss of brain cells. At some point, when I'm feeling brave, I'll tackle what remains. Hot and Horny was most written by writers that I pushed away from Smutty Sex Romp and Rampage, and much of it is pretty cringe worthy.

"I'm about to pop an egg." There should be a collection of truly, awfully bad lines somewhere. That turkey deserves special recognition for sheer awfulness. --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 12:42, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

Thanks for the heads up. And good job messing with the spammer's spammy spam! --[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 11:54, 9 August 2017 (UTC)

== Wolfskin75==

did this work? --[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am thinking of a several character story... And like your too graphic. I wanted to incorporate pictures. Non that have copyright but to give the reader a idea of what i am visualizing. I am trying to find a way to pitch my ideas without it being public... But i dont use anom email so...yeah. I think however, i should work on figuring out the mechanics before i start writing. And i invite you to add to were you see fit. I like your stories. (i read some.) --
[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Well, my idea goes like this. I want to write a two prong story: about a neighborhood of deviants that a Mom and her daughter move into. They are fresh from a divorce from a wealthy guy so he buys them a House in this neighborhood. I want to Mom to become some Wife's pet (romance themed but lots of kink Dom/sub exploring fetishes... mostly my own) the choices will be who you sub too. Whether it be a loving woman or a cruel pain master. and at the same time her daughter (totally cute emo girl) will become a Dom to one of the daughters of the town. Of course they will be men in it.. but only as a side story.. (men have no place in my fantasy world) Of course.... this is basically how the neighborhood works... they were moved there on purpose. I love reading stories where two girls find a comfortable love full of their kinks . yes... no? any tips or whatever would be nice.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Okay, I have corrected some things. I apologize for some misunderstandings. I guess I am looking for more of a mentor? someone to bounce ideas off of. None of the ideas I have are set in stone and I am still trying to even figure out how to get started. I am just more looking for some sort of communication and would like someone to collaborate with eventually. I am new here and I am just testing the waters. To see what is up.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Thank you. I am currently working on adding things to "Mom can be bad". I am going to try and class up the story a bit and learn the formatting. I have a lot to think about. You're right, some of the stories are down right stupid. you're also right and that I am more about the innocence rather than the age.. Let me digest what you wrote, it was all good .. and I very glad for your time. thank you again.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

You said a couple things that I can relate. The reason I want to write this story is that, I just to chat with a bunch of real life little's. It was SOOOO great and they where all so full of life and happiness. Of course things got drama filled at times but It was something I could "feel". I wanted to be a protector. Not someone who would punish and then After care.. but ALL After care. and since I am married so I fantasize ... ALOT. but Like I said, it's not normal, (like most things I am involved in) for instance... I read rampage. and EVERY Ending I got to was a happily ever after ending. I think that say a lot of about my mind where I want to go with this story of mind. The strong protecting the weak. Someone protecting those who would be prey and letting them live in happiness. Of course there is sex and kinkiness but it's the best of all environments. safety and trust. this is more where I want my stories to go. Like I said. I am going to press on with adding to "Mom can be bad" not only warming up my writing skills and figuring out the format (like if you make one choice it effects the rest of the story sort of thing) and See what I can do. I am dealing with Lisa, 40 married and Tera 50 divorced. ( is there some sort of forum for these type of formatting questions?)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am trying to add a page a day and see what happens. I have already ended my first thread. :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

nice, can I use that?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Very nice. I am loving making these little snippets. Even though i fantasize about it, I am not sure if i got the feeling right. Since i am not female all i have to go on is other writings and since i don't have a book length to write and develop these feelings. I don't know what its like for a straight "married" woman to get picked up at a bar by another and go with it. I will use your snippets. But i invite you to add the story. :) I am also having fun making most of the men villians.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Again. Thank you. I have a lot of editing to do amd make it all says in line. Thank you thank you. To know you are reading what i am writing...yay. I need to become a stronger writer. I am actually having some issues. 1. How do you slog through the middle stuff? I am having troubles feeling overwhelmed with stuff that has to hhappen to make the story ...er semi good rather than just the dirty parts. Do i make sense?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

For instance, I was thinking about making it back to the house. I have several story points where things need to happen before the Preg story gets to the house. I add some sex parts, things in fact I would love to do. What I am having trouble with is trying to get the notion that She might not be totally okay with this and that when she gets to house she is like "what the fuck am I doing." or maybe have that moment in the car.

I really need to spend some time really trying to catch up on things.

Not every woman has DD or 38g breast, not every woman shaves ( and thank god for that.) all the woman in my stories don't have huge boobs. I fantasize about smaller breast and I am not afraid to write about pubic hair.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I am trying to get more from you... To hopefully get you to boil over into a story. :) whatever you want to tell me...please be sure i am "listening". ;).

Also i have been busy lately so i haven't had much time to respond.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I love the way you write. You include little things.. little things are always the important things right. and yes.. both of those things were great! I am going on vacation for a week. I will be back though. Hopefully I will some updated work for you

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I have wrote alot ... Cant wait to post it. How have you been?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I would ask you a favor. I love what you wrote by the way... Totally totally enjoyed it. *wink* again and again...

I need you to write a lesbian sex scene between Tera and Beth. I am adding a scene...after the dancing scene she goes home drunk with Beth..could you write the sex...can be bleary and nebulous...but it would be amazing if you would...?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Will do. I will also read the links you sent. How would you like me to get that to you? Email or post it here? I will just living out a fantasy :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Tera, 50 mother of two, I envision her being bi curious her whole life just stuck in a rut. Blond hair, dyed. To cover the grey.. Beth a mid 20's redhead in college. Loves older woman. And likes the older woman sort of a mother like girlfriend..Knows Tera ( knows her daughter and is someone's daughter that Tera will know. Tera is of the generation that doesnt shave..pubic hair i mean. Beth is smaller chested then Tera. Normal breast Tera's would slightly not perky.
Beth is the predator in this case...i want to have some regert in the morning but enough to force her hand in a choice. So far she has moved slowly but she has moved forward... Thats the direction i want to head. Plus... I havent posted the next post which will go in front of this...so you have a little time

I am trying not to make something typical.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I find myself wanting to add on to other stories... But alot of them have elements i dont like and really cant further the story the way i would like with the cast as it is. I could just go and rewrite the story...but i would rather contact the author and make the change.....sigh....or just make one of my own i guess.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

back home and posting again. :) figured it all out.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

Any details you can provide about that...I am more than happy to read...re read ..
Have my own activities..then re read again. I would like to know...especially the tying part...

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I feel so lazy...i havent been writing..bad me..lol

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]]

I have a question. Do you understand my writing? Like if you had to critque it. What would be a couple of good things i could work on?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:55, 14 July 2017 (UTC)

I added two or three more pages last night. I really need have a edit day. If I could crave out a day to JUST EDIT that would be great. *sigh*

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:35, 15 July 2017 (UTC)

Wanted to touch base. How are you doing?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 20:10, 16 July 2017 (UTC)

Thank you..its awesome. It was perfect and I..thank you for your time. Family def comes first

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:31, 18 July 2017 (UTC)

I have a question for you? it's kind of private. how can I ask you?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 00:23, 19 July 2017 (UTC)

I have been really tired lately, I plan to work on this weekend. I am not giving up. Life has just gotten busy, I still love the writing and I still crave the interaction. Thank you for your time and effort. I look really good, and I will get my head screwed on right promise.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:23, 20 July 2017 (UTC)

I was finally able to read it. I am changing it all to first person. since I think, that how I wrote the rest of the story? I wasn't sure so I have copies of both just in case. I will be working on the rest of it and that's what I want to buzz you about. I think it would be easier. to use discord for our edits? and I wanted to buzz you my Discord info. As you can leave something there for days and I can see it there when every I log on. I was just thinking about it. Plus we maintain our safety and secure. :) HIGHLY HIGHLY sexy stuff!!! thank you.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 07:25, 21 July 2017 (UTC)

So far it's golden. I find myself really enjoying the foreplay as I usually do in real life. As a kid in middle school I taught myself through many a bad movie to listen to a woman's body and learn how to please her without "intercourse". I LOVE FOREPLAY. and if that doesn't sound true or read true, there is no point finish the chapter. Anyway I think what you wrote actually feels real rather than what you said to the notes where the they get together and he whips his cock out stuffs it in.. and she lOVES IT! and have five orgasm. THEN, everyone thinks it's a great scene but nothing happened.
Furthermore, one of the parts I find very disrespectful is that they're always written where the women is satisfied beyond the shadow of a doubt, multiple orgasm and after one time having sex, she goes from Virgin she goes to ultra slut. It's just stupid!!! In this story, I wanted to communicate softness and the importance of trust and the sexiness of vulnerability and how that plays into arousal.

as for this conversation. I would say without a DOUBT... I look forward to our interactions and AND I don't know why I hold as much as I do. but... that's a deeper discussion.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 12:52, 21 July 2017 (UTC)

What do you need from me? I am feeling like I have slacked off.. TOTALLY hot scene by the way... :P

What do you use to keep track of the story? I am starting to see the limitations of your basic document editor. I losing my place pretty easily. :(

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 21:42, 23 July 2017 (UTC)

Did you add something? I couldnt make up what was updated?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 21:17, 24 July 2017 (UTC)

Out of the three moms can be bad stories i started. Two of them end up in the same kink. Which is good but i dont want to just write the same thing. Yes i am interested in that kink and those types if relationships but... You have to be anle to expand lol. I am trying to write it from all sides. But i feel like I enjoy writing it why not...but also since I am learning....i am having a bad day and writing porn and reading your hot writing makes me happy.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:15, 24 July 2017 (UTC)

I finally found a shit load of notes you have been leaving. I have starting up stories and just letting it go on. I would have loved to competed in that competition!!! I would have written some awesome stuff. Cream worthy if I do say. Use to take the train to work everyday.. so I had a lot of time to think about this particular thing.

What is my style? I am would have to say I am trained beginner and that my style is "evolving" I am not giving up and I will read all that you have left for me. PROMISE. I am going on vacation again so I hope to have some good pages come of this vacation. I just don't want to be a one trick pony you know.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 06:34, 26 July 2017 (UTC)

Thank you for that. I am going to use it but I had to create my own account and I would have to invite you to work with me. SOOOO if you want to find out who I am really am.. cause I don't have fake email addresses.... Let me know. :) I would be more than happy to invite you onboard. :)

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 07:19, 26 July 2017 (UTC)

I have gotten the thingy up. I will write some more and invite when i get back form vacation. But a couple of beers and a couple hours to write do wonders?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 23:24, 27 July 2017 (UTC)

I invited you. I am reading your blog. and I want to work with you on "Maso me" whenever you think I can fit. :) anyway, I will have more soon.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 22:16, 29 July 2017 (UTC)

Okay.. I am going to have to make pages for us. (actually makes me happy) so we can keep better track of our various creative projects. I will have to figure how to do that and then we can add to those.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 00:20, 30 July 2017 (UTC)

did you get the invite?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 16:32, 31 July 2017 (UTC)

Let me work on that. no idea why. I am going back through and editing. I was reading through maso me. I loved the part where they were using her in class. HOT!

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 04:40, 1 August 2017 (UTC)

I did figure out how to get you full access. Try it and let me know.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 04:58, 1 August 2017 (UTC)

Okay. I wanted to right something about a like humiliation type scene that is being filmed, something new for the person involved but not as horrifying as she thought. (i.e. the experience as being used as a sex guide in the "training" part.) I am not sure if that would fit into that story. or even if you wanted it to be in it at all. just was really excited by the training part was all. doing things in front of people you don't know or do know. wanted to add that in. I would add that in to one of the chapters of my story as well. It was hot

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 15:45, 2 August 2017 (UTC)

So, I started my own story.. YAY. I will work on Lisa's story tonight (or this weekend at least) I added the beginning of the sex scenes with Tera and Beth and introduced a new character or at least named her. (Tera's friend Marla.) Anything else you would like me to do or help you with?

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 18:44, 4 August 2017 (UTC)

I like it. you are a really good writer and story teller. I like the way you make the story come together. I am trying to work on my story telling abilities or at least communicating them in written form. I have had writers block as of late. I have plenty of "ideas" but seemingly no time and not a lot motivation. I have been reading a bit lately, and really thinking about what kind of stories I want to tell. It's good and I am really I guess picking out a lot of the crap that I don't want in my stories that traditionally make it into porn. Love your writing, and I love reading. It's some of the most erotic writing I have read.

[[User:Wolfskin75|Wolfskin75]] 14:32, 10 August 2017 (UTC)

Life Changing Morning

Wolfskin75 — Sat, 05 Aug 2017 16:47:36 GMT

Wolfskin75:

Your name is Olivia Ruggson. You are 24 yr years and you work for a media company. You are a blacked haired, blue eyed,spry short and "thick" girl at 5'4" 110lbs. Never would describe yourself as "skinny" but you feel you are the right size. You have always been curvy even before puberty. You always choose clothes that you tend to "fill". Those little red marks from your underwear, shorts, bra being too tight? marks of pride to you. Your little belly, your hips things that make you feel sexy. You have always been well endowed and people have always noticed.

You are slowly waking up. You feel the cold air on your naked body. ''Why am I naked?''

The sun is shining in on your face, through a window...I don't have my windows open usually you think. You yawn and open your eyes slowly. As soon as your eyes get adjusted to the light you look around the room.

HOLY SHIT... This is not your bedroom! ''Where am I?, What is going on?'' You can't remember anything. You try to rack your brain, but your hurts too bad to think. You look down and your are naked. The only thing you can find is a pair of your underwear still around your ankles. You here a woman's voice, "Good morning sleepy head, I will be in a minute. I will bring you some coffee, your going to need it after last night I think."

OH SHIT...You recognize that voice... you need to find your clothes NOW, you need at least your pants and shirt, you find a bra later.

Just then the doorknob turns "We really need to talk." and in walks.....

*[[LGM/Your Boss | Your Boss]]

*[[LGM/Your Boss' wife | Your Boss' wife]]

*[[LGM/Your Best friend's Girlfriend | Your Best friend's Girlfriend ]]

[[Category:Life Changing Morning]]

User talk:DirtyMeStoryTime

Wolfskin75 — Fri, 04 Aug 2017 18:44:26 GMT

Wolfskin75: /* Wolfskin75 */

MCBBT50/Let her continue and let go

Wolfskin75 — Fri, 04 Aug 2017 16:59:53 GMT

Wolfskin75: Created page with 'As Beth got to your panties again, she turned herself around. Your eyes go wide as her see through panties ended up right in front of your face. You could see the bumps of Beth's…'

As Beth got to your panties again, she turned herself around. Your eyes go wide as her see through panties ended up right in front of your face. You could see the bumps of Beth's outer lips, see her inner lips slightly peeking between them. You weren’t sure if you were supposed to be looking as Beth continued rubbing and kissing, but could not. Like a deer lost in the headlights, you find yourself lost in the sight of Beth's pussy, right in front of you. You are not sure what to do. Should she try kissing it, like Beth was doing? Try caressing it? This was all new to you. You could smell the odor from Beth. It wasn't too strong, but it was decidedly different. You had only really ever smelled yourself before, and the odor was different. Your mind stuck on that, unable to tell her how it was different. It just was. You laughed gently to yourself, trying to keep from letting Beth know, as you imagined herself sticking her finger against the fabric and pushing. When you closed your eyes, the situation didn't improve. The smell was more noticeable, reminding you of exactly what was in front of you. Reminding you have how much you want to explore.

Unsure what to do, and not wanting to close her eyes, you studied Beth's pussy.

While you had been more into guys, you always secretly found yourself enjoying looking at women just as much, if more discreetly. What would your children say if they caught you looking at another woman? Your husband wouldn't have minded. He had always hinted, sometimes stronger than others that he would love to see her and another woman together. What would your friends have said?

Especially your best friend Marla. You thought of how attractive you had always found Marla, specially her eyes, how they always had a twinkle in them, like she saw something both humorous and enjoyable wherever she looked. She seemed to know more than she let on, and would always just giggle at the wrong moments. You thought of Marla’s lips and that you had thought about more than once kissing. It wasn’t proper. They were not lustful towards other women. True, they would talk about their sex lives with their husbands, but they did not talk about their own bodies, and they definitely did not talk about other women, and how they wondered what it would be like to be exactly where you were now, staring at another woman's pussy, so close she could stick out her tongue and touch it. So close she could see every fold, smell every smell. It was apparent… you wanted to taste Beth

*[[MCBBT50/Taste Beth | Taste Beth]]

*[[MCBBT50/ Stay still and Enjoy it | Stay still and Enjoy it ]]

[[Category:Moms can be bad]]

MCBBT50/Let it continue, this is unexpected but you want more

Wolfskin75 — Fri, 04 Aug 2017 14:01:54 GMT

Wolfskin75: Created page with 'After immeasurable time passed, Beth's attention shifted, stimulating your nipples sexually again. After growing accustomed to the nursing sensation, which she hadn't felt in yea…'

After immeasurable time passed, Beth's attention shifted, stimulating your nipples sexually again. After growing accustomed to the nursing sensation, which she hadn't felt in years, you gasped in surprise as Beth started stimulation.
Beth looked into your eyes at her gasp, giving her a mischievous smile. Beth's hands drifted down to the zipper on the back of your skirt. She teased the first, watching your eyes open wide.
Your mind raced. Just as you grew somewhat comfortable, it was back to reality, to the fact that you were not here with a friend, but was here, with this woman, for sex. Your breath comes raggedly. Not from excitement, but from some animalistic, raw emotion. Lust, yes. Panic. A feeling of being trapped, yet not sure if you wanted to escape.

The button popped off, then the next followed, the next, the last. Beth rubbed her hands on your panties. Not the grandma panties to match the bra, but softer, silkier. Unlike the youth of today, your panties covered you completely. You hated thongs, especially with the extra cellulite on your ass nowadays. Once firm, now, not so much. No see through front. No crotchless panties. They were simple, with fine patterns stitched across them. Beth smirked at the red panties, but said nothing as she caressed the fabric covering your ass.
As Beth slowly sliding off your skirt, you got the point, lifting yourself off the bed, ass hovering above, letting Beth undress you. You can feel yourself blush in shame, your thighs with their extra skin, the slight stretch marks showing where your weight gain had taken her once youthful thighs and added ounces to them. Skirt now around your knees, Beth rubbed her thighs gently, then kissed them. As she kissed her way up, she slid them the rest of the way down, tugging them over your feet, until they slid free. Discarding them to the side, she gently pulled Your knees apart. Stray hairs poked out around the edges of the panties. Beth nuzzled against you, between your legs, her hands softly massaging your thighs.

Breaking contact, Beth stood, shedding her own pants. Black panties, low cut, the front semi-transparent, showed you that Beth shaved her pussy. You are impressed and horrified that your mind thinks instantly of watching you daughter partially undress

Once Beth's pants were taken care of, she straddled you, gently pushing her back until you were laying down. Beth slowly kissed you again, then trailed down your body, hands first, followed by soft, gentle, tickling kisses. You squeezed your eyes shut, wondering when Beth would tell you how repulsive she found your body. Trying to imagine she was with someone else, some man, and yet, at the same time, excited, knowing that she wasn't. No man had ever been this gentle, this passionate. As hard as you found it to believe she was here, you found yourself turned on more than you had been in many years.

You thought about how you go through life, wondering what something you have always wanted to try would be like. And, here she was. No matter how self-conscious you are right now, no matter how nervous and intimidated you were, you realized your were glad you had accepted. So far, Beth had been wonderful.

*[[MCBBT50/Let her continue and let go | Let her continue and let go ]]

*[[MCBBT50/Stop this now, it has gone too far | Stop this now, it has gone too far ]]

[[Category:Moms can be bad]]

Category:Life Changing Morning

Wolfskin75 — Fri, 04 Aug 2017 09:10:58 GMT

Wolfskin75: Created page with 'An index of the pages in the story ''Life Changing Morning''. Category:Adult Stories'

An index of the pages in the story ''[[Life Changing Morning]]''.
[[Category:Adult Stories]]

Life Changing Morning

Wolfskin75 — Fri, 04 Aug 2017 09:08:47 GMT

Wolfskin75:

You are slowly waking up. You feel the cold air on your naked body. ''Why am I naked?''

The sun is shining in on your face, through a window...I don't have my windows open usually you think. You yawn and open your eyes slowly. As soon as your eyes get adjusted to the light you look around the room.

HOLY SHIT... This is not your bedroom! ''Where am I?, What is going on?'' You can't remember anything. You try to rack your brain, but your hurts too bad to think. You look down and your are naked. The only thing you can find is a pair of your underwear still around your ankles. You here a woman's voice, "Good morning sleepy head, I will be in a minute. I will bring you some coffee, your going to need it after last night I think."

OH SHIT...You recognize that voice... you need to find your clothes NOW, you need at least your pants and shirt, you find a bra later.

Just then the doorknob turns "We really need to talk." and in walks.....

*[[LGM/Your Boss | Your Boss]]

*[[LGM/Your Boss' wife | Your Boss' wife]]

*[[LGM/Your Best friend's Girlfriend | Your Best friend's Girlfriend ]]

[[Category:Life Changing Morning]]

All Adult Stories/L

Wolfskin75 — Fri, 04 Aug 2017 08:59:52 GMT

Wolfskin75:

{{All_Adult_Stories_List}}

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|[[Labyrinth]] || ? || {{Public}}
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|[[Labyrinth of Lust]] || 207 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Ladies of the League]] || ? || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Lady Knight]] || 0 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Lady of Desire]] || ? || {{DNE}}
|-
|[[Lady Van Helsing]] || 101 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[The Last Cock on Earth]] || {{PAGESINCAT:The Last Cock on Earth}} || {{DNE}}
|-
|[[Last day of school|Last Day of School]] || 13 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Last Hope]] || ? || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Last Man on Earth]] || 0 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Last Minute Halloween]] || 0 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Last Virgin Standing]] || 63 || {{Private}}
|-
|[[Lara Croft: The Untold Tales]] || 13 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Laura's Adventure]] || 17 || {{Public}} ( Contain incest, domination, humiliation, be advertise)
|-
|[[Leaving]] || {{PAGESINCAT:Leaving}} || {{Public}}(Ask if you want to edit existing pages, feel free to add new characters though -[[user:Intheworstways| In The Worst Ways]])
|-
|[[ Leben des Justin K.]]|| 42 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Legend of Krystal]] || 61 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Legend of the Trailer Park]] || {{PAGESINCAT: Legend of the Trailer Park}} || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild]] || 10 || Public ||
|-
|[[Legend of Zelda: The Complete Adventures]] || 0 || Public ||
|-
|[[Legend of Zelda: Mirror of Souls]] || {{PAGESINCAT:LOZ}} || Public ||
|-
|[[Legend of Zelda: XXX Edition]] || {{PAGESINCAT: LOZXXX}} || Public || Takes place in Hyrule Warriors Timeline, spanning into many games.
|-
|[[Lesbian Blackmail]] || WIP || {{Public}} (incest and non-incest)
|-
|[[Lesbiana]](lesbian fantasy story) || {{PAGESINCAT:Lesbiana}} || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Lesbian Kidnapping]] || WIP || {{Public}} (incest and non-incest)
|-
|[[Lesbian Parkour Club]] || 4 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[A Lesbian Slave Adventure]] || ? || {{DNE}}
|-
|[[Lesbian Violet's Story]] || 248 || {{Private}}
|-
|[[Let's Burn Down a Castle]] || 248 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Let's Have Sex!]] || 0 || {{Private}}
|-
|[[License]] || ? || {{DNE}}
|-
|[[Life+++]] || 11 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Life Changing Morning]] || WIP || {{Private}} (Lesbian, Bisexual, Exhibitionists, Strangers )
|-
|[[Life And Death]] || 25 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Life as a good little girl.]] || {{PAGESINCAT:Life as a good little girl}} || {{Public}}( (ONLY GOOD GRAMMAR AND STORY TELLING.))
|-
|[[Life at Its Fullest]] || {{PAGESINCAT:Life at Its Fullest}} || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Life Simulator (dirty)]] || ? || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Life of a 13 year old|Life of a 13 Year Old]] || 315 || {{DNE}}
|-
|[[Life of a Futa]] || {{PAGESINCAT:Life of a Futa}} || {{Private}}
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|[[Life of a loli]] || ? || {{Private}}
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|[[Life Of A Pornstar]] || ? || {{Private}}
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|[[Life of a Serial Killer]] || 0 || {{Private}}
|-
|[[The Life of a Fantasy Princess]] || {{PAGESINCAT:The life of a fantasy princess}} || {{Private}} (- this is an alternate version of The Life of a medieval princess. Primarily intended for some structural changes for me to keep track of what i'm doing and facilitate conversion of content to this site.)
|-
|[[The life of a medieval princess|The Life of a Medieval Princess]] || {{PAGESINCAT:The life of a medieval princess}} || {{Public}}( - but please read the [[Princess Editor's Guide]]. Mainly focused around the story with an erotic background and occasional sexual encounters. Might contain extreme violence and mutilation if you (or someone else) screws up during a fight.)
|-
|[[The Life of Others ]] || 14 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[The Life of Cassie]] || 5 || {{Public}} || Pit watchlist, last edit 1/22/2014, only 5 pages.
|-
|[[Life of Unlimited Chances]] || 12 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Life of a sexy Nerd|Life of a sexy Nerd]] || 10 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Life of the sexy female thief sly cooper]] || 18 || {{DNE}}
|-
|[[Littlest Nymph in the Labyrinth]] || 8 || {{Private}}
|-
|[[Living Alone]] || ? || {{Private}}
|-
|[[Lonely & Horny Single Mom]] || ? || {{Private}}
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|[[The Long Road to Graduation]] || 10 || {{Private}}
|-
|[[Lost Girl]] || 10 || {{Public}}
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|[[Lost in the city|Lost in the City]] || 41 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Lost Lights]] || ? || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Love Magic]] || 0 || {{Private}}
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|[[Lucid dreams]] || 29 || {{Public}} ||
|-
|[[Lucky?]] || 14 || {{Private}} || Pit watchlist, last edit 10/11/2013, only 14 pages.
|-
|[[The Lussuria Kingdom]] || 0 || {{Private}}
|-
|[[A lust for cock]] || 1 || {{Public}} Gay, feel free to add pages but please don't edit existing ones
|-
|[[Lust in the Valley]] || 1 || {{Private}}
|-
|[[Lyle, a.k.a. Lilly (a trap's story)]] || ? || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Life of John Love]] || {{PAGESINCAT:Life of John Love}} || {{Private}}
|-
|[[Limitless]] || {{PAGESINCAT: Limitless}} || {{DNE}} || (WIP)
|}

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[[Category:Adult Stories]]

Life Changing Morning

Wolfskin75 — Fri, 04 Aug 2017 06:57:07 GMT

Wolfskin75: Created page with ' You are slowly waking up. You feel the cold air on your naked body. ''Why am I naked?'' The sun is shining in on your face, through a window...I don't have my windows open …'

You are slowly waking up. You feel the cold air on your naked body. ''Why am I naked?''

The sun is shining in on your face, through a window...I don't have my windows open usually you think. You yawn and open your eyes slowly. As soon as your eyes get adjusted to the light you look around the room.

HOLY SHIT... This is not your bedroom! ''Where am I?, What is going on?'' You can't remember anything. You try to rack your brain, but your hurts too bad to think. You look down and your are naked. The only thing you can find is a pair of your underwear still around your ankles. You here a woman's voice, "Good morning sleepy head, I will be in a minute. I will bring you some coffee, your going to need it after last night I think."

OH SHIT...You recognize that voice... you need to find your clothes NOW, you need at least your pants and shirt, you find a bra later.

Just then the doorknob turns "We really need to talk." and in walks.....

*[[LGM/Your Boss | Your Boss]]

*[[LGM/Your Bosses wife | Your Bosses wife]]

*[[LGM/Your Best friend's Girlfriend | Your Best friend's Girlfriend ]]

[[Category:Life Changing Morning]]

All Adult Stories/L

Wolfskin75 — Fri, 04 Aug 2017 06:24:33 GMT

Wolfskin75:

{{All_Adult_Stories_List}}

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|[[Labyrinth]] || ? || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Labyrinth of Lust]] || 207 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Ladies of the League]] || ? || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Lady Knight]] || 0 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Lady of Desire]] || ? || {{DNE}}
|-
|[[Lady Van Helsing]] || 101 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[The Last Cock on Earth]] || {{PAGESINCAT:The Last Cock on Earth}} || {{DNE}}
|-
|[[Last day of school|Last Day of School]] || 13 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Last Hope]] || ? || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Last Man on Earth]] || 0 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Last Minute Halloween]] || 0 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Last Virgin Standing]] || 63 || {{Private}}
|-
|[[Lara Croft: The Untold Tales]] || 13 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Laura's Adventure]] || 17 || {{Public}} ( Contain incest, domination, humiliation, be advertise)
|-
|[[Leaving]] || {{PAGESINCAT:Leaving}} || {{Public}}(Ask if you want to edit existing pages, feel free to add new characters though -[[user:Intheworstways| In The Worst Ways]])
|-
|[[ Leben des Justin K.]]|| 42 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Legend of Krystal]] || 61 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Legend of the Trailer Park]] || {{PAGESINCAT: Legend of the Trailer Park}} || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild]] || 10 || Public ||
|-
|[[Legend of Zelda: The Complete Adventures]] || 0 || Public ||
|-
|[[Legend of Zelda: Mirror of Souls]] || {{PAGESINCAT:LOZ}} || Public ||
|-
|[[Legend of Zelda: XXX Edition]] || {{PAGESINCAT: LOZXXX}} || Public || Takes place in Hyrule Warriors Timeline, spanning into many games.
|-
|[[Lesbian Blackmail]] || WIP || {{Public}} (incest and non-incest)
|-
|[[Lesbiana]](lesbian fantasy story) || {{PAGESINCAT:Lesbiana}} || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Lesbian Kidnapping]] || WIP || {{Public}} (incest and non-incest)
|-
|[[Lesbian Parkour Club]] || 4 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[A Lesbian Slave Adventure]] || ? || {{DNE}}
|-
|[[Lesbian Violet's Story]] || 248 || {{Private}}
|-
|[[Let's Burn Down a Castle]] || 248 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Let's Have Sex!]] || 0 || {{Private}}
|-
|[[License]] || ? || {{DNE}}
|-
|[[Life+++]] || 11 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Life Changing Morning]] || WIP || {{Private}} (Lesbian, Dom/Sub, Exhibitionists, Strangers )
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|[[Life And Death]] || 25 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Life as a good little girl.]] || {{PAGESINCAT:Life as a good little girl}} || {{Public}}( (ONLY GOOD GRAMMAR AND STORY TELLING.))
|-
|[[Life at Its Fullest]] || {{PAGESINCAT:Life at Its Fullest}} || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Life Simulator (dirty)]] || ? || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Life of a 13 year old|Life of a 13 Year Old]] || 315 || {{DNE}}
|-
|[[Life of a Futa]] || {{PAGESINCAT:Life of a Futa}} || {{Private}}
|-
|[[Life of a loli]] || ? || {{Private}}
|-
|[[Life Of A Pornstar]] || ? || {{Private}}
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|[[Life of a Serial Killer]] || 0 || {{Private}}
|-
|[[The Life of a Fantasy Princess]] || {{PAGESINCAT:The life of a fantasy princess}} || {{Private}} (- this is an alternate version of The Life of a medieval princess. Primarily intended for some structural changes for me to keep track of what i'm doing and facilitate conversion of content to this site.)
|-
|[[The life of a medieval princess|The Life of a Medieval Princess]] || {{PAGESINCAT:The life of a medieval princess}} || {{Public}}( - but please read the [[Princess Editor's Guide]]. Mainly focused around the story with an erotic background and occasional sexual encounters. Might contain extreme violence and mutilation if you (or someone else) screws up during a fight.)
|-
|[[The Life of Others ]] || 14 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[The Life of Cassie]] || 5 || {{Public}} || Pit watchlist, last edit 1/22/2014, only 5 pages.
|-
|[[Life of Unlimited Chances]] || 12 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Life of a sexy Nerd|Life of a sexy Nerd]] || 10 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Life of the sexy female thief sly cooper]] || 18 || {{DNE}}
|-
|[[Littlest Nymph in the Labyrinth]] || 8 || {{Private}}
|-
|[[Living Alone]] || ? || {{Private}}
|-
|[[Lonely & Horny Single Mom]] || ? || {{Private}}
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|[[The Long Road to Graduation]] || 10 || {{Private}}
|-
|[[Lost Girl]] || 10 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Lost in the city|Lost in the City]] || 41 || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Lost Lights]] || ? || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Love Magic]] || 0 || {{Private}}
|-
|[[Lucid dreams]] || 29 || {{Public}} ||
|-
|[[Lucky?]] || 14 || {{Private}} || Pit watchlist, last edit 10/11/2013, only 14 pages.
|-
|[[The Lussuria Kingdom]] || 0 || {{Private}}
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|[[A lust for cock]] || 1 || {{Public}} Gay, feel free to add pages but please don't edit existing ones
|-
|[[Lust in the Valley]] || 1 || {{Private}}
|-
|[[Lyle, a.k.a. Lilly (a trap's story)]] || ? || {{Public}}
|-
|[[Life of John Love]] || {{PAGESINCAT:Life of John Love}} || {{Private}}
|-
|[[Limitless]] || {{PAGESINCAT: Limitless}} || {{DNE}} || (WIP)
|}

[[Category:System Pages]]
[[Category:Adult Stories]]

User talk:DirtyMeStoryTime

Wolfskin75 — Thu, 03 Aug 2017 07:09:36 GMT

Wolfskin75: /* Wolfskin75 */

User talk:DirtyMeStoryTime

Wolfskin75 — Wed, 02 Aug 2017 15:45:15 GMT

Wolfskin75: /* Wolfskin75 */

User talk:DirtyMeStoryTime

Wolfskin75 — Tue, 01 Aug 2017 04:58:34 GMT

Wolfskin75: /* Wolfskin75 */

MCBB/Strike up a conversation. “Do you pick up pregnant woman a lot?”

Wolfskin75 — Tue, 01 Aug 2017 04:56:05 GMT

Wolfskin75:

You stare at Cindy. Her hands are still resting on your thighs. Your grab her hand and lean back. You are happy but frightened how fast you are able to let go.

“Um. .I hope you don't think I'm a slut. That didn't sound right. I am just …” you ramble…

Cindy has a soft smile on her face… listening.

You stop talking. Her face fills you with warmth and pleasure. You are nervous but for some reason you feel so much around her.You start kissing her hand and fingers.

“Honey, are you okay?” she asked sweetly.

“Yes...why? Am i acting weird?...” you stammer still in a small voice.

“You seem to be on edge. A little nervous. I hope you don't think you have to perform for me.”...Cindy said in a softy

“I am just…” you try to explain..

“Ssssssshhh I need you to listen to me. This is important to me we need understand one another before we continue.”

You shake your head yes, still kissing her hand.

Cindy waits for a little while letting the silence settle in.
“I think you were beautiful when i saw you in the club. You seemed classy if not a little bit stuffy. You also looked like a caged animal, wanting to be released. You proven the later very well.” as she slightly chuckles. “ if you feel nervous or wanting to call it quits at anytime, please let me know. Point is i want this to comfortable for the both of us. I have been with other women and men before...i don't usually pick them up like i did you , but I am glad i did tonight. Now, I am married, and have been for a long time...but things are ending with us. We made an "arrangement" and we always tell each what we are doing. However, we have unofficially ended it and all that is left is the paperwork. I felt i wanted to make someone happy tonight. So, i hope that doesn't upset you?” as she is casually rubbing your thighs and crotch.

‘It was actually a relief’ you think. You shake your head no slightly and ...still focused her her you settle back in your seat...let her hand slide onto your belly...legs still open. Your still wet pussy and now ruffled pubic hair exposed and not ashamed.

Again… silence… “Good..”Cindy said as she rubs your belly. “No, to answer your next question, I don't do one night stands. I have a good sense about people. It actually took me a while to come up to you.”
Her smile is so warm, her voice comforts you. You have been feeling alone and vulnerable since your husband died. He was always the protector. Your protector.

“Any questions?... Lindie?” she ask.

It's like you're in a trance. You feel giddy

* [[MCBB/ play it cool and quiet| play it cool and quiet]]
* [[MCBB/you are making me really happy and i am yours. | you are making me really happy and i am yours. ]]

[[Category:Moms can be bad]]

MCBB/ spread your legs and call your friend?

Wolfskin75 — Tue, 01 Aug 2017 04:48:42 GMT

Wolfskin75:

You feel her fingers on your leg. You slide off your shoes as you make a rash decision.

You sit back and get comfortable. Crazy. Her hand is now playing on your knee.

You dial your best friend Gina… you want her to pick up…badly….

<pre>One ring</pre>

You nervously smiled at Cindy.

<pre>Two rings… </pre>''Pick up'' you say using your mental powers.

You are pretty convinced you are going to do this anyway… but you want Gina to know you did it for real.

“Hello, ….Lindie doll?...are you okay?...”

“Gina, Listen… remember when we made that bet? The one you swore I would never do?”

“Yeah, but ….'''OMG'''… you mean right now?”

You carefully lift yourself up… Cindy looks at you with confusion. You slowly hike up your dress and slip off your black mesh panties, her eyes going wide and a smile crossing her face.

“Yes…” you say as you settle back into your seat with your dress still up, spreading your legs"that one." You place Cindy’s hand on your thigh. Your pussy is now in plain view along with you ever growing belly. You don’t shave, never have. You wonder what Cindy is thinking…

She doesn’t miss a beat. Her finger starts to play with your already damp folds. You let out a gasp as your body reacts.

“Lindie… you don’t really have to do this.” You start breathing heavy. there is a brief pause. “The kids are here so…Let me take you off speaker phone.”

Cindy is an expert, guiding her finger over your clit and your labia. She rubs gently and softly to start building you up. She is not even looking at you but paying attention to road… still softly rubbing you.

It’s almost time...

You are ready, you can feel it building… “Gina…” you say, breathlessly.

“Listen… This is… a lot for one night…” says Gina from the other side of the phone….

“It’s happening…OMG…” You EXPLODE, wailing as your orgasm ripples through your body. You drop the phone as you protectively grab your belly. You feel yourself cumming and Cindy still rubbing your clit. You know you are leaking pure cream on her seats and you can also feel your breast leaking as well.

You feel your body contract, you feel your cheeks glow. You feel warm all over. You let at a sigh and roll your head over and see Cindy start licking her fingers. She pushes on the Gas.

“Lindie doll..?” you hear from the forgotten phone…

Oh shit, you think, however you are too tired, yet relaxed, to answer.

You stare longing at Cindy, a big grin on her face. “Gina…” you say into the open air. “I am going home with someone. I just wanted someone to know where I was.”

“Oh… Lindie. Thank you for that, please um… give me a call if you need a ride home. After that I will be eating cookies and watching movies.”

Cindy calls out the address “You are more than welcome to come over. Gina is it? I have more than enough room."

Silence from the other end. You can’t help but start laughing.

“…'''WoW'''…” Gina says after a bit. “Um, let me know Lindie…bye.”

* [[MCBB/Strike up a conversation. “Do you pick up pregnant woman a lot?”| Strike up a conversation. “Do you pick up pregnant woman a lot?”]]
* [[MCBB/grab her hands and kiss it. | grab her hands and kiss it.]]

[[Category:Moms can be bad]]

User talk:DirtyMeStoryTime

Wolfskin75 — Tue, 01 Aug 2017 04:40:46 GMT

Wolfskin75: /* Wolfskin75 */

MCBB/Strip naked and be Cindy’s for the weekend.

Wolfskin75 — Mon, 31 Jul 2017 23:53:58 GMT

Wolfskin75:

You pause for a moment.

You know there is only one choice to make… you knew it in the car...you know now.

You carefully start to slide off the straps your dress. "I was already yours.” you say as you drop your dress.

The whole outfit matches. All black mess. The bra barely fits anymore and it irritates your nipples...you have been leaking all night. You undo your bra and you toss it on the floor as Cindy picks it up and looks at it closely. "Yum, your leaking aren't you" Cindy says as she slurps through you discard bra. "I am thankful you didn't wear and guards tonight." she says with a devious smile.

You start to slide off your panties. You can feel the dampness as you slide one leg out. You have been cumming all night and you know they are soaked. You love it though, tonight has been amazing.

Cindy says “Wait…” you pause "I want to take those off the rest of the way.” You lean back against the hotel hallway with your panties already with one leg out.

Cindy leans down slowly kissing your legs. She moves up bit by bit, licking any moisture she finds. She is soft but thorough. Just like her kisses, she knows what she is doing. She makes her way up to your inner thighs...touching you delicately massaging your clit.

She grabs your now soaked black panties. You kick off your shoes and as she slips them off you the rest of the way.

As she stands up she slowly brings them to her face. You can see her smiling through them.

“Now my doll...we are going to have some fun tonight…” she slaps your butt and points down the hall. “March lil lady... no covering your hot body” You march down the hall, a little nervous but knowing Cindy will protect you and that she wants you to you do it. You have never done anything like this before but you have always dreamed and had plenty of fantasies about. This however was real and so much better. You keep on hand protectively over you belly but otherwise your hands are at your sides.

“4301 Doll, that’s our room” says Cindy from behind you.

*[[MCBB/A couple comes out of their room | A couple comes out of their room.]]
*[[MCBB/A strange woman opens up the Door to 4310. | A strange woman opens up the Door to 4310.]]

[[Category:Moms can be bad]]

MCBB/Strip naked and be Cindy’s for the weekend.

Wolfskin75 — Mon, 31 Jul 2017 23:53:26 GMT

Wolfskin75:

You pause for a moment.

You know there is only one choice to make… you knew it in the car...you know now.

You carefully start to slide off the straps your dress. "I was already yours.” you say as you drop your dress.

The whole outfit matches. All black mess. The bra barely fits anymore and it irritates your nipples...you have been leaking all night. You undo your bra and you toss it on the floor as Cindy picks it up and looks at it closely. "Yum, your leaking aren't you" Cindy says as she slurps through you discard bra. "I am thankful you didn't wear and guards tonight." she says with a devious smile.

You start to slide off your panties. You can feel the dampness as you slide one leg out. You have been cumming all night and you know they are soaked. You love it though, tonight has been amazing.

Cindy says “Wait…” you pause "I want to take those off the rest of the way.” You lean back against the hotel hallway with your panties already with one leg out.

Cindy leans down slowly kissing your legs. She moves up bit by bit, licking any moisture she finds. She is soft but thorough. Just like her kisses, she knows what she is doing. She makes her way up to your inner thighs...touching you delicately massaging your clit.

She grabs your now soaked black panties. You kick off your shoes and as she slips them off you the rest of the way.

As she stands up she slowly brings them to her face. You can see her smiling through them.

“Now my doll...we are going to have some fun tonight…” she slaps your butt and points down the hall. “March lil lady... no covering your hot body” You march down the hall, a little nervous but knowing Cindy will protect you and that she wants you to you do it. You have never done anything like this before but you have always dreamed and had plenty of fantasies about. This however was real and so much better. You keep on hand protectively over you belly but otherwise your hands are at your sides.

“4301 Doll, that’s our room” says Cindy from behind you.

*[[MCBB/A couple comes out of there room | A couple comes out of there room.]]
*[[MCBB/A strange woman opens up the Door to 4310. | A strange woman opens up the Door to 4310.]]

[[Category:Moms can be bad]]

MCBB/Sure, a hotel would be nice and safe.

Wolfskin75 — Mon, 31 Jul 2017 23:28:54 GMT

Wolfskin75:

You are still unsure of where things are going but you text Gina that you have got lucky and explain details in the morning.

You are holding her hands on your lap the car ride there.

“Listen, I am sorry I have come across strong..." You say "but i haven't done this in a long time.."

“ You mean have sex with an older female?” she shoots back

You giggle… "I mean date at all. So please excuse any weirdness. I think you are really pretty but I am playing it a little safe" you say looking at your belly.

"It's okay dear, no need to explain. I am looking for company for the evening or more ..but rest assured we will proceed at your pace." Cindy said in a matter of fact way.

She pulls the car into the parking lot of the nicest hotel in the city. You grab your purse and things and before you can get to the door, Cindy has rushes to get the door for you. As you exit the car, Cindy takes holds your hand and leads you into the lobby. You are a little bit a struck by this. You know that there is no way you can afford.

“Cindy...this is too much… i can't afford to pay you back for this….”

She however walks with up to the main desk. Before you get there… The clerk , a stunning woman you guess half Asian half European, says… "Cin…Ms Worington welcome back…”
“Cindy is fine Veronica. Is my suite ready?”

“Yes Ms… yes Cindy. How long will you " looking at you and back to Cindy with a smile just breaking on her face ".staying?"

Cindy looks at you with Doe eyes...to you which you blush…"hopefully…” she say as she slips her hands onto your ass as you return the favor still blushing "...all weekend.”

She gives a you a quick kiss...as she grabs the Key cards and ushers you off to the nearest bank of elevators.
You quickly look back at Veronica who has a bright smile staring at you.

You get into the elevators “pretty isn't she?" Cindy ask, jolting you back to the moment.

“Oh...I am sorry...i just…”

“You have to promise to tell my the truth...I will always tell you the truth…" she says.

...you stammer for bit..
“Well,..." trying to find the words “Yes...i thought she was very pretty… But I feel like I am drunk but I didn't drink.”

"Yes, she is very pretty and very very friendly. I have lots of friends. You will meet some if you want. Again, however I don't want to throw too much at you. This is our evening and I will understand if you just want it to be us. I will however expect you to honest me as I said. I want to be honest with you."

You are getting closer to her and you start kissing her again. You both kiss each other very passionately and your hands explore wonderful ass as she explores yours. She is an excellent kisser, very skilled but what you lack in style you make up for in passion. What feels like years of emptiness. You hear the doors of the elevator open and a conversation stops mid sentence. Cindy and you exchange places in the elevator. Cindy still kissing you hits the top bottom not missing a single second of making out with you.

The elevator stops but you can barely keep your lips apart from hers… as the door opens. As you get out and turn around Cindy is standing their with a wicked grin.

“I have a game i want to play. You have two choices.
One: if you strip and walk the rest of the rest of the way to the room...I will grant you one wish..but you will be mine for the weekend?
Two: I will eat you out right here in the hallway right now..and I will be your's to do as you please for the weekend and I will even introduce you to Veronica?”

*[[MCBB/Strip naked and be Cindy’s for the weekend.|Strip naked.]]
*[[MCBB/Let her eat you out, and cindy will be yours for the weekend. |Let her eat you out.]]

[[Category:Moms can be bad]]

MCBB/Sure, a hotel would be nice and safe.

Wolfskin75 — Mon, 31 Jul 2017 20:52:23 GMT

Wolfskin75:

You are still unsure of where things are going but you text Gina that you have got lucky and explain details in the morning.

You are holding her hands on your lap the car ride there.

“Listen, I am sorry I have come across strong..." You say "but i haven't done this in a long time.."

“ You mean have sex with an older female?”

You giggle… "I mean date at all. So please excuse any weirdness. I think you are really pretty but I am playing it a little safe" you say looking at your belly.

"It's okay dear, no need to explain. I am looking for company for the evening or more ..but rest assured we will proceed at your pace." Cindy said in a matter of fact way.

You get to the hotel. It is the nicest in the city. She rushes to get the door for you. She doesn't hold back and holds your hand as you go into the hotel. You are a little bit a struck by this. You know that there is no way you can afford.

“Cindy...this is too much… i can't afford to pay you back for this….”

She however walks with up to the main desk. Before you get there… The clerk , a stunning woman you guess half Asian half European, says…”Ah cin….Ms Worington welcome back…”
“Cindy is fine Veronica. Is my suite ready?”

“Yes Ms… yes Cindy. How long will you " looking at you and back to Cindy with a smile just breaking on her face ".staying?"

Cindy looks at you with Doe eyes...to you which you blush…”hopefully…” she say as she slips her hands onto your ass as you return the favor still blushing "...all weekend.”

She gives a you a quick kiss...as she grabs the Key cards and ushers you off to the nearest bank of elevators.
You quickly look back at veronica who has a bright smile staring at you.

You get into the elevators “pretty isn't she?" Cindy ask, jolting you back to the moment.

“Oh...I am sorry...i just…”

“You have to promise to tell my the truth...I will always tell you the truth…" she says.

...you stammer for bit..
“Well,..." trying to find the words “Yes...i thought she was very pretty… But I feel like I am drunk but I didn't drink.”

"Yes, she is very pretty and very very friendly. I have lots of friends. You will meet some if you want. Again, however I don't want to throw too much at you. This is our evening and I will understand if you just want it to be us. I will however expect you to honest me as I said. I want to be honest with you."

You are getting closer to her and you start kissing her again. You both kiss each other very passionately and your hands explore wonderful ass as she explores yours. She is an excellent kisser, very skilled but what you lack in style you make up for in passion. What feels like years of emptiness. You hear the doors of the elevator open and a conversation stops mid sentence. Cindy and you exchange places in the elevator. Cindy still kissing you hits the top bottom not missing a single second of making out with you.

The elevator stops but you can barely keep your lips apart from hers… as the door opens. As you get out and turn around Cindy is standing their with a wicked grin.

“I have a game i want to play. You have two choices.
One: if you strip and walk the rest of the rest of the way to the room...I will grant you one wish..but you will be mine for the weekend?
Two: I will eat you out right here in the hallway right now..and I will be your's to do as you please for the weekend and I will even introduce you to Veronica?”

*[[MCBB/Strip naked and be Cindy’s for the weekend.|Strip naked.]]
*[[MCBB/Let her eat you out, and cindy will be yours for the weekend. |Let her eat you out.]]

[[Category:Moms can be bad]]

MCBB/Strip naked and be Cindy’s for the weekend.

Wolfskin75 — Mon, 31 Jul 2017 19:28:41 GMT

Wolfskin75: Created page with 'You pause for a moment. You know there is only one choice to make… you knew it in the car...you know now. You carefully start to slide off your straps...your breasts ache……'

You pause for a moment. You know there is only one choice to make… you knew it in the car...you know now. You carefully start to slide off your straps...your breasts ache…”I was already yours.” you say as you drop your dress...you undo your bra. The whole outfit matches. All black mess. The bra barely fits anymore and it irritates your nipples...you have been leaking all night. You toss it on the floor as Cindy picks it up and looks at it closely… you slide off your panties...also black mesh. You have been cumming all night as well as you take out one leg. You know they are soaked. You love it though.. Cindy says “Wait…” you pause.
I want to take those off the rest of the way.”
Cindy leans down slowly kissing your legs. You inner thighs...feeling then as she goes.
She lick s her way down and grabs your now soaked black panties. She takes off your shoes and slips them off your feet. As she stands up she slowly brings them to her face. You can see her smiling through them… “Now my doll...we are going to have some fun tonight…” she slaps your butt and points down the hall. “March lil lady...” You march down the hall, a little nervous but knowing Cindy will protect you. You have never done anything like this before but you have always dreamed and had plenty of fantasies about. This however was real and so much better. You keep on hand protectively over you belly but otherwise your hands are at your sides.

“4301 Doll, that’s our room” says Cindy from behind you.

*[[MCBB/A couple comes out of there room | A couple comes out of there room.]]
*[[MCBB/A strange woman opens up the Door to 4310. | A strange woman opens up the Door to 4310.]]

[[Category:Moms can be bad]]

MCBB/Mommy

Wolfskin75 — Mon, 31 Jul 2017 19:03:06 GMT

Wolfskin75:

You say it with a big girlish smile. Soft and sweet
“Mommy”....

Cindy smiles… Big and bold...
“Oh honey...mommy loves that name. You are so pretty tonight.” she runs her hand over your pubic hair”

Thank you Mommy… “ this is so ridiculous you think. It feels good however and right. You feel your orgasm...slowly starting.

You feel something has changed… in a good way. You stared at her, soaking in every feature of her. Her breast were big and heavy, but not saggy. She had freckles and her hair was a soft cinnamon blond. She didn't much make up on and was impeccably dressed. Everything looked neat, modern and expensive.

She took her hand off me and pull into a hidden drive. you could only tell by the cars headlights that she was pulling into a huge house. The garage door seem to silently swallow us up. She turned off the car and leaned over and kissed me softly.

“I was hoping you would spend the evening with me and perhaps a weekend. No pressure just wanted to let you… you are welcome here as long as you feel comfortable.” she said smiling warmly.

you couldn't say anything you just kept a silly grin on my face and nodded yes. You have stupid shit to do you think... why would i even miss this.

She opened the door and slid out. you grabbed your phone and my shoes… And you started to look for my panties you had discarded Cindy's hand got there first. “These...are going to stay with me” she said as she put them up to her face and smiled. With her other hand she grab yours and led into the house.

The parking led directly into a kitchen, it was huge. All tiled floor, butcher board counter tops and mosaic tiled back-splashes. You couldn't make out much more because the lighting was soft and she was pulling you through it toward a bigger room. You caught a quick glance at a living room with huge windows but again only got a glancing view.

Down a hallway and into a beautifully styled bedroom. The lights are low throughout the room. Even it being a dark as it is you see a huge bed, California King you think, comforters and pillows all thrown about still a mess. Your attention snaps back to Cindy.

Cindy turn to look at you and...

* [[MCBB/starts to strip | starts to strip]]

* [[MCBB/ask you to take your clothes off first | ask you to take your clothes off first]]

[[Category:Moms can be bad]]

MCBB/Mommy

Wolfskin75 — Mon, 31 Jul 2017 18:58:42 GMT

Wolfskin75: Created page with 'You say it with a big girlish smile. Soft and sweet “Mommy”.... Cindy smiles… Big and bold... “Oh honey...mommy loves that name. You are so pretty tonight.” she runs …'

You say it with a big girlish smile. Soft and sweet
“Mommy”....

Cindy smiles… Big and bold...
“Oh honey...mommy loves that name. You are so pretty tonight.” she runs her hand over your pubic hair”

Thank you Mommy… “ this is so ridiculous you think. It feels good however and right. You feel your orgasm...slowly starting.

You feel something has changed… in a good way. You stared at her, soaking in every feature of her. Her breast were big and heavy, but not saggy. She had freckles and her hair was a soft cinnamon blond. She didn't much make up on and was impeccably dressed. Everything looked neat, modern and expensive.

She took her hand off me and pull into a hidden drive. you could only tell by the cars headlights that she was pulling into a huge house. The garage door seem to silently swallow us up. She turned off the car and leaned over and kissed me softly.

“I was hoping you would spend the evening with me and perhaps a weekend. No pressure just wanted to let you… you are welcome here as long as you feel comfortable.” she said smiling warmly.

you couldn't say anything you just kept a silly grin on my face and nodded yes. You have stupid shit to do you think... why would i even miss this.

She opened the door and slid out. you grabbed your phone and my shoes… And you started to look for my panties you had discarded Cindy's hand got there first. “These...are going to stay with me” she said as she put them up to her face and smiled. With her other hand she grab yours and led into the house.

The parking led directly into a kitchen, it was huge. All tiled floor, butcher board counter tops and mosaic tiled back-splashes. You couldn't make out much more because the lighting was soft and she was pulling you through it toward a bigger room. You caught a quick glance at a living room with huge windows but again only got a glancing view.

Down a hallway and into a beautifully styled bedroom. The lights are low throughout the room. Even it being a dark as it is you see a huge bed, California King you think, comforters and pillows all thrown about still a mess. Your attention snaps back to Cindy.

Cindy turn to look at you…

* [[MCBB/starts to strip | starts to strip]]

* [[MCBB/ask you to take your clothes off first | ask you to take your clothes off first]]

[[Category:Moms can be bad]]

MCBB/Strike up a conversation. “Do you pick up pregnant woman a lot?”

Wolfskin75 — Mon, 31 Jul 2017 18:49:45 GMT

Wolfskin75:

You stare at Cindy. Her hands are still resting on your thighs. Your grab her hand and lean back. You are happy but frightened how fast you are able to let go.

“Um. .I hope you don't think I'm a slut. That didn't sound right. I am just …” you ramble…

Cindy has a soft smile on her face… listening.

You start kissing her hand and fingers.

“Honey, are you okay?” she asked sweetly.

“Yes...why? Am i acting weird?...” you stammer.

“You seem to be on edge. A little nervous. I hope you don't think you have to perform for me.”...cindy said in a softy

“I am just…” you try to explain..

“Ssssssshhh I need you to listen to me. This is important to me we need understand one another before we continue.”

You shake your head yes, still kissing her hand.

Cindy waits for a little while letting the silence settle in.
“I think you were beautiful when i saw you in the club. You seemed classy if not a little bit stuffy. You also looked like a caged animal, wanting to be released. You proven the later very well.” as she slightly chuckles. “ if you feel nervous or wanting to call it quits at anytime, please let me know. Point is i want this to comfortable for the both of us. I have been with other women and men before...i don't usually pick them up like i did you , but I am glad i did tonight. Now, I am married, and have been for a long time...but things are ending with us. We made an "arrangement" and we always tell each what we are doing. However, we have officially ended it and all that is left is the paperwork. I felt i wanted to make someone happy tonight. So, i hope that doesn't upset you?” as she is casually rubbing your thighs and crotch.

‘It was actually a relief’ you think. You shake your head no slightly and ...still focused her her you settle back in your seat...let her hand slide onto your belly...legs still open. Your still wet pussy and now ruffled pubic hair exposed and not ashamed.

Again… silence… “Good..”Cindy said as she rubs your belly. “ No, to answer your next question, I don't do one night stands. I have a good sense about people. It actually took me a while to come up to you.”
Her smile is so warm, her voice comforts you. You have been feeling alone and vulnerable since your husband died. He was always the protector. Your protector.

“Any questions?... Lindie?” she ask.

It's like you're in a trance. You feel giddy
* [[MCBB/ play it cool and quiet| play it cool and quiet]]
* [[MCBB/you are making me really happy and i am yours. | you are making me really happy and i am yours. ]]

[[Category:Moms can be bad]]

User talk:DirtyMeStoryTime

Wolfskin75 — Mon, 31 Jul 2017 16:32:45 GMT

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Wolfskin75 — Sun, 30 Jul 2017 13:27:22 GMT

Wolfskin75:

{{warn1}}--[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 19:13, 29 June 2017 (UTC)

== DirtyMe's talk ==

What kind of stories are you planning to make? I like fun stories, but afraid I write more adult stories than other kinds, and not that great at it. --[[User:DirtyMeStoryTime|Dirty Me]] 01:42, 26 June 2017 (UTC)

I hope to make Adult stories. I am trying to learn how this thing works. :)

lol, well, first, you should leave messages for others on their discussion page, or else they will not get the "You have a new message" notice.

If you want, you can look through some of my stories, see what you think, and see if you have any ideas what you would like to make. --[[User:DirtyMeStoryTime|Dirty Me]] 07:48, 27 June 2017 (UTC)

Yep, the message was left properly. I can give you my email, dirtylittlemestorytime@gmail.com, but I don't really check that email much. No worries, very few people on here monitor the recent changes, so you don't need to worry about spoiling anything. --[[User:DirtyMeStoryTime|Dirty Me]] 01:32, 28 June 2017 (UTC)

Honestly, I am just not into the loli type of story. Most of my stories are either based on my real life experiences or fantasies. For example, Dirty Me includes many of my real life experiences. And while I was underage for them, I don't really tie age into it. The age isn't the important part, which is different with Loli stories. And while I am writing Masochist me, I am not really experienced in the BDSM scene. I have joined in some BDSM activities, but honestly, need to actually research a lot to write authentic sounding BDSM stories. Masochist me is more for me to let my imagination run wild, not things I have actually done, the way I feel, or things I will probably ever get to try. More of an outlet. If you are thinking of my Loli character in my rants stories, well, outside of the camping one, that is written as a satire to some of the stories others post here. I don't hate them or like them really, I just found inspirations in some of them to write my own, in something approaching a more either realistic or hyperbolic manner. Basically, I read story where you have some girl who is young, but for some magical reason really enjoys sex. It makes no sense to me. So I wrote them in a way that yes, people can read them, not looking too deeply, as some naughty story, or people could read them as the satire I am making them, thinking about how silly it is that some girl will just suddenly start having sex for no apparent reason. "I saw my brothers cock, it was so big, and even though I have not hit puberty yet, I found myself all horny and having sex with him." See, it makes no sense. I mean, the path that Loli has sex with her brother, it isn't because "OMG, hard cock, makes me wet, fuck it fuck it fuck it!", but because she obviously interrupted something she didn't understand, she saw he was not comfortable, and she merely mimicked what he was watching.

But, that doesn't mean that I hate my stories, or those that write them. The Loli camping story was less of a satire, and more, me imagining myself there, being her. Of not feeling the guilt of sex, because I do not know what it is and do not know I am doing anything wrong. I do not worry about the consequences. I am helping people, and enjoying the helping. For me, sex has always been something dirty and something that others did to you, not something you enjoy. While Loli is having it done to her, she doesn't realize that, and just thinks she is being great, awesome, and helpful, and getting a sense of pleasure herself. I would love to just be able to do that (Of course, without the consequences Loli faces at the end). To just enjoy it without the guilt hangup, without the emotional baggage that comes with sex.

I have a rather...bad past related to sex. Again, you can read some of the Dirty Me stuff and see some of my real experience in them. How I lost my virginity, being raped, letting myself be used because my self esteem was so low I honestly didn't care, and at least I got attention from it. I mean, I am not saying I regret, or that I don't enjoy sex now, or whatever. I am just saying that I am damaged goods, and lived through some pretty bad stuff. It has left me scarred and not completely whole. That it was my own fault, for the drugs, for the choices, for the general "whatever, just do what you want, I don't care" attitude I grew up with, doesn't change the fact that I am...the way I am because of all these things.

Anyways, not sure how I can help. Maybe I can give ideas or check over the writing or something, but no guarantees I will be the right person for this. Sorry, you may need to let me know specifically what you need. --[[User:DirtyMeStoryTime|Dirty Me]] 07:03, 29 June 2017 (UTC)

Sorry if I am giving the wrong impression. I do not have an issue with loli, and in fact have done online RPs of daddy/daughter. I used to belong to a website that is shut down, and would message back and forth with people who wanted to have those types of fantasies. So, I can try to help you, but just saying, I am probably not the type to write the story, so not sure how much I could help you. Sadly, most people wanted to RP the daddy taking advantage of his daughter, which sometimes creeped me out. I am not judging. As long as they are not exploiting real children, then I don't care. To me, it always seemed better that they could fantasize, let off steam that way, than to actually do it. Sort of like how I fantasize about my sex life, but because I am married, that is all I do. I don't do the whole casual sex thing anymore. Not saying you are like this. Basically, it seems like it isn't the age aspect of loli content you are attracted to, as much as the innocence. lol, that is the character I created in Loli. Remember, she is 18, but has the innocence and joy of youth. And, for those who want to imagine, the body of someone younger.

Anyways, not rejecting helping you, or saying "Sorry, not my thing, go away", just saying I am not sure I can really contribute. Feel free to bounce ideas off me if you want. I can let you know my thoughts on them. Let me know if you need to edit something, or if you want to understand how a woman thinks about something. Just, don't expect me to be a full collaborator. If I see ideas when I read, I can let you know though. For me, the important thing is, "Can I close my eyes and imagine myself as the character". If I can do that, I can help with it. And, sadly, there are many stories on this site that are super bad, and honestly, degrading, but because I can imagine myself in the situation, because I can imagine the hands touching, the lips meeting, the soft feel of skin against skin, bodies heating up as they start sweating, as they start exploring, as they start merging, as his tongue meets her clit, and her mouth explores his penis, until the tension builds, until the taste changes in her mouth, as she feels him release, cumming, as she clamps her legs around her face, feeling the pressure burst like a blissful, intoxicating bubble bursting, as they revel in the afterglow before she feels him settle between her legs, penis hard again, pushing against her, well, some of these bad stories I can still get into because I find some attraction to myself being there.

So, basically, just let me know what it is you need and I will help as I can. --[[User:DirtyMeStoryTime|Dirty Me]] 03:43, 30 June 2017 (UTC)

No, no format. Just make sure you include your category on every page you create. That is what Platypus was warning you about. I just make my own formatting. If you check out my various stories, you will see different ones have different formats. I like to play around with them sometimes, so some are more involved than others. To see how I do it, just click the edit on a page you like the looks of, then cancel (unless you are changing or fixing) once you know what you want. For example, the grey boxes on the front page and in some of my stories was created by me. I have also done HTML pictures, included other pictures from other sites (Which is harder than you think, because of the way the site messes with linking), and some advanced formatting (Like in my story [[Texting]], which sadly I set up then didn't do much with). lol, in fact, the one path there was a dirty fantasy chat I had with someone on another website, complete with his responses >.> [[Texting/Phone sex/The game]] Anyways, feel free to experiment with formatting. Just remember, '''Always include the category on every page you make''', otherwise, you could be banned from posting on the site. --[[User:DirtyMeStoryTime|Dirty Me]] 12:19, 1 July 2017 (UTC)

Here you go, do with it whatever you want:

She led me out to the dance floor, pulling my hand, willing me to come with her. She stopped, turning, her body slowly swaying as I settled next to her. The beat hit low, vibrations of sound felt more than heard, and she thrust her hips. We locked eyes, and I watched her body move, the flashing lights strobing, causing her to move in somewhat jerky, robotic patterns, for fragments of an instant ceasing to exist, before being there again, in front of my eyes.

I matched her rhythm, our bodies moving in point and counterpoint, her leaning back as I leaned in, me leaning back as she leaned in. A new song took over, the tempo changing, yet still fast, furious. We merged together, bodies pressed tightly, lips inches from meeting, thoughts lingering, before stepping back, dancing for each other, with each other, against each other.

Then, melding again. Sweat, already dripping down my back, my face, exploded from me as our bodies pressed together, heating up even more. Heat not just from the pure, physical heat from a person, but heat of more. The beat, the smell of cigarettes, of alcohol, of other, more illicit things, of bodies writhing, of pure humanity, perfumed by scents sometimes, but underlying it all, of pure human inhibition, created a heat that was deep, primal, intoxicating. The heat of lust. The heat of lips against lips, of skin against skin.

Her lips parted slightly, whether in anticipation or to speak, I was not sure. A slight glint in her eye suggested an invitation, but that could have just been the strobing lights. She laughed, and we continued dancing.

Her body moved with grace, and with raw sexuality. The mixture was strange, but seemed right. This time, her intention was clear as she again parted her lips, bringing them so close that I could feel her breath, smell the drinks she had had, almost taste it. Then, our lips met, and all thought dissolved in a blur.

--[[User:DirtyMeStoryTime|Dirty Me]] 08:03, 4 July 2017 (UTC)

lol, that is why I wrote it and said do whatever you want with it.

"Dancing," she said, "Is like sex, only standing up with clothes on."

I knew exactly what she meant. Grinding against each other, so close you could feel the warmth, the heat, from your dance partner's body, sometimes was hard to tell from sex. Hip thrusts, without clothes, and with a slight bit of effort, could easily be penetration. That couple, the guy grinding on his partner's leg, almost like a dog in heat, humping it's owners leg. That couple, the guy grabbing his partner's ass constantly. The girl with an expression that she was enduring it, rather than enjoying it. My eyes crossed another couple, who were so close you could not stick a finger between them. I understood where the expression "Eating each other's face" came from. At least PDA didn't bother me. Especially once I figured out his hand was up her skirt. Looks like he was taking it beyond the "like" sex.

There is another small snip you can use for whatever if you like. A mood setting snip.

Well, I am not straight, I am bi. In fact, I ended up where I am because of a friend in high school, and we were more than friends. Anyways, we didn't stay together as lovers for long, but we are still friends. She brought me to see her home country, and I stayed. I also happen to be married to her brother now (We were lovers back in the US, and it ended in the US, before I ever met her brother) xD

Of course, her brother doesn't know that me and his sister used to be lovers, and we will never tell him. It just wouldn't go well.

As for the second snippet, not sure I like it that much. I think comparing sex to dancing would involve more the physical exertion, the closeness of the couple, the sweat, the attraction, shoving against each other.

They went from the dance floor to the alley. The moves were more intimate, but not that much different. For her, pulling down her panties, so he could gain access to her pussy, ready, willing, wanting, under her skirt, him pulling his penis out of his trousers, full clothed outside of the pink, pointy parts right in the middle of his pants.

The music, cars from the street at the end of the alley. Late night sirens from police cars and ambulances, occasional shouts from people on the sidewalks. The music, the grunt of effort coming from him, the moans emanating from her. There was even the faintest music from the club, all the dancers separated only by the single door that lead to the alley. The moves, not that much different. Their bodies moving in time with each other and the music. The rhythm, from that primal, ancient need to mate. Even this dance was done standing up. Her legs parted, one lifted slightly, up against the wall. Him between them, thrusts, not that much different from the dance floor, pushing into her. Take away the bared penis, the wet pussy, and it would not be much different from the way men would thrust at their partners on the floor. Their bodies, bouncing together, then springing apart. Their skin, just as sweaty in this dance as it was in the heat of the floor. Their lips locked, their eyes staring into the other's. Dancing, trying to attract the partner with the movement of the eyes, the movement of the body. Here, the attraction was done, but the eyes still watched, the bodies still moved. A dance, a few minutes of vigorous movement, keeping time to the rhythm of the music and each other. Here, a few minutes of vigorous movement, keeping time to the rhythm of the music, music of the grunts and moans, and the rhythm of each other. Both ending eventually, leaving the dancers feeling a sense of enjoyed exhaustion.

No, dancing isn't much different than sex after all. Except for the consequences.

There, think I like this snippet better. --[[User:DirtyMeStoryTime|Dirty Me]] 02:06, 6 July 2017 (UTC)

Sorry, I can't tell you any magical secret for that. I can only tell you how I write. Basically, normally I write for me. When I write, I close my eyes and imagine myself there. Sometimes, I act it out. If you read my [[The Exhibitionist]], that story is basically, the reader provides what I do, then I imagine it, and sometimes act it out. I write it as I do that, or after I do something. Basically, I try to put myself in the place. In that example, you will see alot of twists in the story towards the end. That is because I will write about it. I close my eyes, then describe what I see. How I feel. I have even gone out and done some stuff. Or I base them off of things I have done in the past. So, I write them from experience. For example, there is a park near my house. It is a wild park, so other than some trails, it is just the plants growing naturally. I have went out walking before, and I have stripped in the park. I have walked around the trails naked, or topless, or whatever it is I want to feel at the time. Lets face it, I wrote that story because I am an exhibitionist. I have stopped in the middle of a train that has a flat spot before a hill on one side, and a drop on the other. I have sat in the dirt, my back laying against the hill, and started masturbating. My closed eyes saw me, not masturbating, but stumbling across a group of guys as I walked around the park naked. The guys, taking me, fucking me, right there, my ass pressed into the dirt, my legs spread wide as they lined up and took me. Part of it was reality, I was there, and while not naked, exposed. I was being penetrated, but by myself. I have had sex with multiple guys at the same time, so I know how it feels. I blended them together. For another example, I ride a scooter. Sometimes, when I am feeling horny, I will wear something that "Oops"es. An oops is when I accidentally expose myself in some way. My skirt blowing up in the wind. My top shifting in a way that shows off the left breast. I have even had real oops moments that I did not intentionally do, like hanging up clothes on my balcony, in shorts that were too big for me, and them falling down.

Not that I go out and do the stuff I write about all the time, or even most of the time. Just, time to time. Other times, I will sit down in front of the computer, pause my writing, and close my eyes, imagine everything. I will strip, spread my legs, and imagine someone between them. How does he move? What is his expression? What is he doing? How do I move? I will act out my own actions, and imagine how it feels with his actions. I will thrust my hips, pushing into my imaginary lover. I will part my lips, see how I would sound. I will break out my vibrator or dildo or fingers, whatever I have to make me imagine the scene, to feel it. The hard plastic of the vibrator becomes the penis of the guy. Pinch my nipples like he would in my story. Lay down on my bed, spank my ass, with my hands, with a belt, with a coat hanger, to see how it feels, see how it makes me feel. Trust me, I am having sex while I figure out how to write my sex scenes, just, not with someone there (Well, some of what I have written was about real sex, me writing it after I have had sex with my husband).

Also, since I have done many things, I have real experience to write from. Sometimes, I try to remember them. Trust me, that left me an emotional wreck when I wrote the rape scene in Dirty me, because it was real. It was a description of the first time I was raped. Imagining it left me crying and unable to sleep. But, it also helped get it out there, and helped make it just a little better. See, women aren't as visually oriented as guys. Instead, we prefer to imagine it, rather than seeing it. We control it. Our partner always makes us happy, making sure we climax, while a real partner may not. Our partner always moves just right, and says the right words, and knows exactly what we want. We read the words, and then imagine him exactly as we want. Ever notice how my stories do not discuss how big a guys penis is, how big a woman's breasts are? Because, I imagine them the size I want, and you imagine them the size you want. I want a penis that is the right length without hitting my cervix. Someone else wants a penis that is 6 inches around and 14 inches long. I imagine myself in the scene, so my breasts are, well, my breasts. Someone else wants "DD cups" (which btw, is sort of a useless measurement. There is more to a woman's physical breast size than her cup size). One of my many complaints about the stories on here. Why are you ruining my enjoyment of the story by putting in your own "perfection"? You say "Her saunter caused her breasts to sway, the top straining to hold them, and as she walked away, her ass, so full and round, swayed even more". Okay, you will put x size in when you read it, I will put y size. Does it matter that they are completely different? Not to the readers enjoyment. You see swaying breasts and straining tops, and think "DD!". I see them, and again, I see me, my "C", and a shirt that is too tight, barely containing them. But, when I see "DD" instead of something that lets me put in my own size, I look down at my breasts, and I either think "Yeah, you wouldn't be so DD happy if you saw these" if I am feeling good about myself, or I say "What is wrong with mine...", which makes me feel bad for not having the correct sized breasts. So, as you see, I write from my experience.

That is also why I have drug scenes, scenes of pain and sorrow, and scenes of suicide and death. I was high, well, pretty much every day, from the time I was 15 until I was arrested at 18. I did things, including things like the public use (Being blindfolded and used sexually by anonymous people), experimenting with glory holes, fucking my cousins (Lost my virginity to my cousin in fact), even trying prostitution for 1 short day. I have slept with guys for money, slept with guys for drugs, slept with guys for excitement, or to try something that sounded like it would be exciting, or slept with guys because I honestly didn't give a damn about myself. This is why I tend to write the sex scenes more than anything else. True, I have lots of experience with what it is like to be high. But, that is rather hard to describe. How do you talk about never having visuals on LSD? But, when I would lay down on my bed, the room looked bigger, and I felt different. How would you describe a bad trip, and you were in your house, scared shitless, that you were really somewhere else, dying. And if you didn't get back there, you would die. But, at the same time, there is a cop outside the house (There wasn't, but I thought there was), and the instant you left, he would arrest you. How would you describe running all the way to your house prior to this, because there was cop lights following you (It was the street lights lighting up the street)? As for your anger and frustration. I have tried writing about it. But, when I read it, I feel like it sounds like I am whiny and complaining. How do you get it across so it doesn't sounds like that? So, that leaves me with sex. Lots of experiences to draw from, and most of the people like reading it here. And, I like rereading it and breaking out my sex toys too=P

Anyways, hopefully this all gives you some idea of me and how I write. Not sure if it is helpful though. I think everyone just needs to find their own way. --[[User:DirtyMeStoryTime|Dirty Me]] 05:57, 6 July 2017 (UTC)

lol, you are no fun, you know that? You know, you are allowed to tell me how turned on you are by the things I am writing, or saying, or whatever, and how you masturbate to the thoughts of me sitting there, in that park, ass in the dirt, masturbating from the idea of getting gang banged by a bunch of strange guys I ran into there=P No worries, I am an attention whore that doesn't mind being told that I turn someone on. I will leave it at that xD --[[User:DirtyMeStoryTime|Dirty Me]] 09:56, 6 July 2017 (UTC)

I made a few changes on your recent page. Nothing big. One thing I have found, progressive tense tends to do better during moments of action. Of course, I don't write completely conventionally.

For example, here is something that reading your page inspired me to write. (See, reading something sometimes makes my mind wander, and think about other things, which cause me to have ideas on what to write):

I pulled up to the red light. After a wild night of drinking and dancing, kissing, being kissed, even being fondled once, I was horny. I knew I shouldn't be driving. Not that I was so drunk I couldn't drive straight, just that...well, I shouldn't be driving. My inhibitions had been left somewhere on the dance floor.

A truck pulled next to me. The driver, big and burly. Unshaven beard making him look like some wild biker. I wasn't sure why, but I found myself pulling up my dress, pulling it over my head, waiting for the light to turn green. Ninety long seconds.

63 seconds. The dress was now around my waist. I had already lost my panties somewhere back in the restroom of the club. The soft light coming off the street lamps illuminated the actions, but left the space between my legs dark. At least to me. Maybe he could see from his point of view. He was definitely watching me now. The red light coming through the window caused color to be slightly off.

41 seconds. My breasts popped into view. I was glad I hadn't worn a bra. I would hate to fumble that off, as my fingers did not seem to respond as well as normal.

38 seconds. My dress came off completely. He stared at me quite openly. I hit the passenger side window control, rolling it down. I threw my dress out the window just as the light turned green.

I pushed the gas, driving away, getting as far away as an entire block. Another red light.

The truck slowly caught up, stopping again beside me. He gave me a look like, "Yeah, I am right here, what are you going to do about it?"

I answered his unasked question.

Myself. I was going to do myself.

I grasped my breast in one hand, and shoved my fingers between my legs with the other. I squeezed as I worked my fingers along my pussy lips. I stared into his eyes and moaned as loud as I could. He watched.

The moan was fake, but soon, real moans started to take its place.

Then, the next light turned green. I took my hands away from my exposure, and pressed the gas pedal.

Again, he lumbered up slowly, stopping beside me. I put the car in park, and stood up as best I could. My car had the gear, like a stick, coming from the middle, between the seats. Not sure why I was doing this, I shifted around until I was able to get positioned above it, the little button used to change gears pressing against my pussy. I worked my fingers inside, rubbing the fluid around my pussy lips and the gear shifter, until it was wet enough for me to lower myself down on it.

It didn't take long for it to go too deep. I had to be careful.

I lifted my hips up, then worked it down again. Soon, it was glistening, and I was able to move faster, just not deeper. I soon developed a steady rhythm, light completely ignored. We sat there, green light shining on us, soft lamps illuminating us. He watched as I rode my car.

The rhythm, while steady, was still not enough. I found a midpoint, the shifter inside me, my legs able to hold me without being too uncomfortable. With something filling me, I started massaging the outside. Rubbing the shifter, running my fingers along until they came in contact with my spread pussy lips. I winked at him as I finally came to my clit. Rubbing it slowly, feeling the tingles build, working my way faster and faster. I became lost as I stimulated my clit, lost in the moment of pure, wanton sexual abandon. I did not even notice that more lights came behind me.

I rubbed faster, then faster. The light in front of us turned green, and the truck pulled away. My mind, caught in the moment, only half registered that my watcher had left. I was too close to care. I felt it coming, building, almost ready.

A bright, white light hit me. A bliss of pleasure hit me. I screamed out release as my new watcher got to my car window. I stopped, enjoying the bliss, as I heard, "Miss, I am afraid you are going to have to step out of the car."

The police officer that caught me, fucking my car, did seem to find plenty of amusement in it. I could see him biting back laughter. Too bad I no longer did.

--[[User:DirtyMeStoryTime|Dirty Me]] 08:11, 7 July 2017 (UTC)

Well, once issue I do tend to have: Originality. I am not good at being original. One reason why when I write, I need to use my experience, other people's writing, things like that. If you can at least give me the highlights of what you want, it would be easier. Like, are they tripping all over each other? Do they start before they leave the car? Do they end up on the kitchen floor, the couch, the bedroom? Is it awkward, or smooth? Second thoughts, second guesses? Does one panic in the middle? Like does the main character stare at this younger woman's pussy, inches from her nose, and freak out, asking herself what she is doing? Or do we care, she just starts licking and enjoying? I just rewrote something for someone, trying to keep the main feel, but putting in an actual story, but I had to make changes as I went, realizing that some of my changes would not match later elements. Basically, even if you could give me a rough sketch, it would probably help.

Normally, when I write, I just write, and see where I go with it. When I plan though, I do it differently.

For example, you can check: 
dirtylittlemestories.blogspot.com/2013/09/slow-motion-love-outline.html 
dirtylittlemestories.blogspot.com/2013/09/slow-motion-love-starting-details.html 
dirtylittlemestories.blogspot.com/2013/09/slow-motion-love-tying-it-together.html 
dirtylittlemestories.blogspot.com/2013/09/slow-motion-love-refinement.html 
dirtylittlemestories.blogspot.com/2013/09/slow-motion-love-final-polished-story.html

That is something that I planned from beginning to end. If you can give me the outline, I can figure out how to fill in the details. Or just notes helping guide, or whatever. I am better at improving than writing from scratch. lol, fortunately, I have had female lovers before, so I have experience to pull from, but I want to make sure it matches your intentions. --[[User:DirtyMeStoryTime|Dirty Me]] 03:33, 11 July 2017 (UTC)

No worries, I haven't been ignoring you. I read through what you mentioned and will try to think of something. Just been very busy with my son. My in-laws complained he is behind in his education (They own a kindergarten, and we aren't sending him to school yet. He is only 3...), so I have been trying to do something to start educating him. Words, letters, numbers, etc. So haven't really had time lately to write right now. Hopefully I can give you something next week. (This weekend I will be busy with my son and husband while my son is awake, and trying to fuck my husband's brains out while our son isn't awake xD, and, well, I don't really come on here during the weekend anyways. But you know, the naughty naughty. Wish I had someone to send my son to and a four poster bed. Not sure though if I would tie him up, or have him tie me up xD) Anyways, not sure if you wanted that image of me, naked and sweaty, either being ridden or riding someone=P --[[User:DirtyMeStoryTime|Dirty Me]] 05:25, 14 July 2017 (UTC)

Sorry, I don't have much time, but I will see what I can write for you in a few minutes:

Well, as mentioned before, my email is dirtylittlemestorytime@gmail.com. I do check it, I just don't really tend to do alot of email conversations. --[[User:DirtyMeStoryTime|Dirty Me]] 01:27, 19 July 2017 (UTC)

Sorry, I don't really use discord. For me, this is where I can be naughty and kinky and confess to stuff that I would not confess to in other areas of my life. Just because I am willing to walk around a park in the middle of the night naked doesn't mean I am willing to tell others that I am doing so xD It is a thrill to do it, but honestly, I don't want that side of myself known by my neighbors. lol, well, one neighbor caught me once, outside, masturbating on my balcony. The next day when we passed in the parking garage, I could see him laughing. But, yeah, I have a husband, a son, and who knows where I will be someday. A powerful CEO of a company. A government representative. "Hey, I found pictures of our female president getting fucked in the middle of the road!" Of course, with my criminal record, not sure it would matter much. I got in trouble for drugs and for lewd and lascivious conduct. When you get caught having sex in on the sidewalk outside of a club, well, contrary to stories on here, police don't just go "Show us your tits and we will let you off"...

Anyways, not even sure what I am talking about right now. So tired...

Yeah, I wrote it in a view I didn't expect you to use. You will need to adapt it to your pov. No worries, you can change in whatever way you want, and, well, I still need to get to the sex part. Right now, they are still in foreplay. Sex will be another 3000-7000 words away xD --[[User:DirtyMeStoryTime|Dirty Me]] 07:56, 21 July 2017 (UTC)

Okay, separating it to another area. Now it will have its own topic. Please see the story stuff below for that.

As for organizing stuff, good luck xD

Sometimes, I do outlines. Other times, I do mind maps. Here, if you want, is one I created for you (Remember to add the https and : and // to it): embed.coggle.it/diagram/WXVlXY8ycAABmm_v/40f6fca3285b1c184f3f2af7a8bfdae807f383a307a3423089bd8e2993af54d6

But, I have severe ADHD. Sadly, my past drug use didn't help with it, so... I tend to just write things as the mood hits. Honestly, sometimes I just need to go through and reread stuff to remember what I was doing. But, some of my stories I make planning pages. Like in my masochist me story, which sadly, I haven't actually gotten to the masochist parts for, I have this page, which is probably the only "Masochist" part of it so far: [[Masochist me/Planning and editing page]]

For dirty me, I have: [[Dirty Me/Info]]

Sometimes, I have made notes in the discussion section of a page. Sometimes, I have hidden text, using either comments or white font. It was how I originally had the Loli camping trip. You can still find some of the white font hidden text in [[DirtyMeStoryTime Rants/Camping trip]]. To put comments in the page so they are not viewable, just use the html comments, like <nowiki></nowiki>. Now, you can see it because I wrapped in it the <nowiki><nowiki>text</nowiki></nowiki>, but normally you cannot see anything in that unless you hit edit to the page.

Again, no real tricks to organizing what you are doing, just figuring out a way to do it that is good for you. If you are talking about writing actual books, well, I have tried different software, and haven't found anything (For free anyways) that works okay for me. So, I just do it in whatever way fits my mood this time. Next time, maybe it all goes out the window. lol, I think a monkey may be more organized than me xD You don't even want to look in my purse. Not unless you are trying to find my panties=P And good luck finding them in there (Yes, if I am not wearing some, they will be in there, but who knows how much stuff you need to dig through to get to them...exhibitionist 101: Always bring your underwear, even if you do not plan to wear them, because you never know when you will be in a situation that you will want to find an excuse to slip into the restroom and slip them back on.)...I bet my dignity and mind are buried in the bottom...

Yeah, well, I am just not the type you want to check with on how to organize all your stuff. Probably like the last person you would want to ask that. But maybe some of the ways I mentioned above can help you out xD (And yes, I talk this much in real life, and probably just as bad at stream of thought as I am on here. I just don't talk this dirty in my everyday life xD) --[[User:DirtyMeStoryTime|Dirty Me]] 03:33, 24 July 2017 (UTC)

lol, so I guess you missed the updates to the story? You said you were trying to figure out how to organize your thoughts, so I gave you some things I use. You can see it above. And yeah, always hard to keep from making things sound the same. Honestly though, my "kinky" side has always been more towards risk. Risk of getting caught, risk of getting pregnant (One that is not really as strong now that I actually have a son), risk of getting humiliated. That is why I started writing masochist me, which sadly, I need to find the time and mood to get back to. I tend to write more about situations. While I try to make sure you can understand the characters decently, you may have probably have noticed I am not good at dialog. I tend to show the emotions through unspoken things, characters blushing, eyes opening wide, lips parting, ragged breath, these kinds of things. And, I prefer writing about the situation. Where are the characters, what is happening around them, why are they there. This is just my style.

I still don't know how I ended up here. Me and my boyfriend just started out kissing, our scooter waiting for the red light. Kissing led to heavier petting, and soon I found myself rubbing his crotch. The light turned green, but with his hand under my skirt, my hand over the rapidly forming bulge in his shorts, we didn't even notice. It was late at night, and not like there were any other cars around to honk at us to go. When he pulled my panties aside, pushed his fingers against my pussy, it no longer mattered what color the light was, or where we were. It didn't take long before I was able to pull his penis out through the bottom of his shorts leg. Sitting there, on a public road, me stroking his stiff, hard penis, him teasing my clit, eventually we found our awkward position while still on the scooter that he was able to angle his penis, line it up with my ready pussy, and shove. It was strange how now, once we started actually having sex, that the other cars came, the other scooters. People stopped, not able to pass us, no choice but to sit there, honking their horn while we had sex in front of them. Scooters could pass, and did, some people hooting as they saw what we were doing, others shouting obscenities. Still, we were lost in each other, there, on the street, my arms wrapped around his neck, his hands on my hips as he pulled me into him while pushing into me. I could feel him twitch, feel him climax. Even though I didn't, it was still thrilling enough that I was satisfied. Then I saw the cars behind us, the eyes watching us.

"Umm..." I said, "I think we better go..." He nodded, turned around, hit the throttle. I realized, once we got home, that we were in such a hurry, that his penis was still laying against his leg. I motioned down, and he grinned, then put his penis away.

See, a little situation. I do better at these, it is my style. Your style is, well, yours. You just need to find it. lol, I have even made an offer to readers of my blog, a real offer. Give me your story of how you groped me on the subway, and I would pick the best one, and arrange for us to do it in real life=P But, guess no one wants to travel all the way to a foreign country, and risk possible arrest, to let me try out a fantasy. And, believe it or not, since that offer was made, someone has groped me. Not to the "Japanese porn" extent. Not sitting there, grabbing me, shoving their fingers inside me, trying to make me stroke them, fucking me. But, just sitting there, hand pressed against my breasts. It was exciting, only because here was someone touching me inappropriately. Just more exciting to know it was happening, than what was actually happening. The back of some guys hand pressed against your breast isn't that stimulating by itself. But, as they say, the most sexual organ we have is our brain. Can always romanticize it, and imagine it going further. Too bad, I still want to see what it is like to have someone's hand shoved into my panties, stroking my pussy, right there in the middle of the subway... --[[User:DirtyMeStoryTime|Dirty Me]] 01:52, 26 July 2017 (UTC)

Eh, that is up to you. I know a couple others on this site by their real name from them emailing me. I won't go and say anything about you, but remember, you don't really know me. I know personally how trusting complete strangers can harm you in real life. That is why I have a different account for my "naughty" side. lol, my other email is my normal email, and trust me, nothing naughty going on in there. I know, from my descriptions of me as an exhibitionist, that it seems like I just flaunt it all. But, I am married, with a son, living in a foreign country I can be deported from, so that is far from the truth. I take risks (And yes, have been caught twice), but minimal risks. The park I sometimes walk around late at night, either partially or fully undressed, is never populated at night, and is away from the main part of the city. My balcony, the time I was caught masturbating on it by my neighbor, well, I don't do that when my neighbors are in their kitchen. He walked in late at night, and there I was. I check around to see if there are lights on. If I am particularly frisky, I do it in my kitchen. They can see me in my kitchen, if they are in theirs, but they cannot see me from below my breasts, so I can wear a shirt, and well, do whatever xD Of course, that is the other time I got caught (Different neighbors, since the old ones had moved out), walking around in my kitchen with no top on. Never been caught on naked or half naked walks in the park. As for my skirt blowing up, while I am not wearing panties, well, not sure that is actually illegal. I am not the only woman who has her skirt blow up and show off whatever she is wearing (Or not wearing) under. That is why I prefer to do "Oops". Things that seem like my exposure was an accident, no matter how much I made sure it would happen. Anyways, sure, feel free to invite me if you feel safe. --[[User:DirtyMeStoryTime|Dirty Me]] 08:03, 26 July 2017 (UTC)

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