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The Conductor- Move on

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 20:52:40 GMT

The harbinger:

You did it. You have moved on.

*[[Tutorial- Okay| Okay]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

The Conductor- Move on

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 20:51:18 GMT

The harbinger:

You did it. You have moved on.

*[[Tutorial- Okay| Okay]]

[[Category: The conductor]]

The Conductor- Move on

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 20:50:49 GMT

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You did it. You have moved on.

*[[Okay]]

[[Category: The conductor]]

Sing "America" from West Side Story while changing every other lyric to "Herbert van Karajan's left middle toe has more talent in it than whoever the amateur was that wrote this song"

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 20:49:56 GMT

The harbinger:

You break into song insinuating something about some conductor you heard about somewhere. At first, the Bernstein appears unphased by this, but as his deceased brain processes this sentiment it is too much, and simply falls into a pile of bee carcasses that once belonged the Vienna Philharmonic. You think this is symbolic of something, but you don't know what.

Time to move on.

*[[The Conductor- Move on | Move on]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Sing "America" from West Side Story while changing every other lyric to "Herbert van Karajan's left middle toe has more talent in it than whoever the amateur was that wrote this song"

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 20:48:56 GMT

The harbinger: Created page with 'You break into song insinuating something about some conductor you heard about somewhere. At first, the Bernstein appears unphased by this, but as his deceased brain processes th…'

Sacrifice one of the percussionists in the back to stop the Bernstein from approaching

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 20:42:30 GMT

The harbinger:

You frantically shout:

"Look, the Bernstein has a timpani part with more than 2 notes! First one to get it plays it!"

The percussionists take to the air, and dive towards Leonard Bernstein. However, when he shouts "Bolero! Bolero! Bolero!" over and over, the swarm cower back to their nest in the back of the orchestra.

The Bernstein is still approaching. What do you do now?

*[[Give in to his demands and hand over your baton]]
*[[Sing "America" from West Side Story while changing every other lyric to "Herbert van Karajan's left middle toe has more talent in it than whoever the amateur was that wrote this song"]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Sacrifice one of the percussionists in the back to stop the Bernstein from approaching

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 20:37:57 GMT

The harbinger:

You frantically shout:

"Look, the Bernstein has a timpani part with more than 2 notes! First one to get it plays it!"

The percussionists take to the air, and dive towards Leonard Bernstein. However, when he shouts "Bolero! Bolero! Bolero!" over and over, the swarm cower back to their nest in the back of the orchestra.

The Bernstein is still approaching. What do you do now?

*[[Give in to his demands and hand over your baton]]
*[[Sing "America" from West Side Story changing every other lyric to "George Hammerstein's picture is hanging in my bedroom"]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Sacrifice one of the percussionists in the back to stop the Bernstein from approaching

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 20:37:45 GMT

The harbinger: Created page with 'You frantically shout: "Look, the Bernstein has a timpani part with more than 2 notes! First one to get it plays it!" The percussionists take to the air, and dive towards Leon…'

You frantically shout:

"Look, the Bernstein has a timpani part with more than 2 notes! First one to get it plays it!"

The percussionists take to the air, and dive towards Leonard Bernstein. However, when he shouts "Bolero! Bolero! Bolero!" over and over, the swarm cower back to their nest in the back of the orchestra.

The Bernstein is still approaching. What do you do now?

*[Give in to his demands and hand over your baton]]
*[[Sing "America" from West Side Story changing every other lyric to "George Hammerstein's picture is hanging in my bedroom"]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Give in to his demands and hand over your baton

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 20:14:27 GMT

The harbinger: Created page with 'Oh no! You have given up your position to the dead Leonard Bernstein. He tries to blabber something to the orchestra but no one can understand him because he jaw is about to fall…'

Oh no! You have given up your position to the dead Leonard Bernstein. He tries to blabber something to the orchestra but no one can understand him because he jaw is about to fall off. Soon his jaw does fall off and now only mere air leaves his mouth as his body slowly falls apart on the podium. But that is not of importance. You have no job now, and now you melt through the floor. The New York Philharmonic splits into 106,421 pieces, one piece for each strand of hair on Gustav Mahler's head. You have failed the New York Philharmonic!

Change your cowardly decision:
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Fire him for his insubordination

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 20:05:54 GMT

The harbinger:

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You turn to Frank Huang and sternly shout: "You are Frank Huang, concertmaster of the New York Philharmonic, but not anymore because I'm firing you for insubordination!"

Frank Huang raises his bow and violin above his head and melts into the floor in the same spot the last concertmaster Glenn Dicterow raised his bow and violin above his head and melted into the floor, now that his role as a functioning member of society had been fulfilled. Now what do you do?

*[[Look for a new concertmaster]]
*[[Tune the orchestra]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Honor tradition, and whistle the opening phrase of the Mendelssohn Violin Concerto and choose the first violinist who falls from the ceiling

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 19:24:09 GMT

The harbinger:

To ensure that the universe will remain intact during this transition of power, you begin to whistle the opening lines of the famous Mendelssohn Violin Concerto. Before you are done, a naked man in the fetal position grasping a violin falls in front of your podium. You decide that he is your new concertmaster.

*[[The Conductor- Introduce yourself| Introduce yourself]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Investigate the grunting noise

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 19:12:01 GMT

The harbinger: Created page with 'You look behind you, and you gasp with surprise. Leonard Bernstein is back from the dead and he wants his old job back. "gibeweb merf ofdsld jaqrtgb bac k!!!!", he grunts. Le…'

You look behind you, and you gasp with surprise.

Leonard Bernstein is back from the dead and he wants his old job back.

"gibeweb merf ofdsld jaqrtgb bac k!!!!", he grunts.

Leonard Bernstein's communicative abilities have really deteriorated over the past few years.

*[[Give in to his demands and hand over your baton]]
*[[Sacrifice one of the percussionists in the back to stop the Bernstein from approaching]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Rehearse Rimsky-Korsakov's song about the Middle East

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 19:06:27 GMT

The harbinger:

You ask the musicians to take out that song about the Middle East. They appear to understand what you mean. Just as you are about to begin, you hear a grunting noise from behind you.

*[[Investigate the grunting noise]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Rehearse Rimsky-Korsakov's song about the Middle East

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 19:06:06 GMT

The harbinger: Created page with 'You ask the musicians to take out that song about the Middle East. They appear to understand what you mean. Just as you are about to begin, you have a grunting noise from behind …'

You ask the musicians to take out that song about the Middle East. They appear to understand what you mean. Just as you are about to begin, you have a grunting noise from behind you.

*[[Investigate the grunting noise]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Forgot tuning and move on some repertoire

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 19:03:38 GMT

The harbinger:

"Okay you bees" you say, "time to make some honey".

You look on your stand and find that there are a few pieces on your stand. Which should you do first?

*[[Rehearse Rimsky-Korsakov's song about the Middle East]]
*[[Rehearse that Beethoven symphony with the people singing in it]]
*[[Rehearse John Cage's 4'33"]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Forgot tuning and move on some repertoire

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 19:03:23 GMT

The harbinger: Created page with '"Okay you bees" you say, "time to make some honey". You look on your stand and find that there are a few pieces on your stand. Which should you do first? *[[Rehearse Rimsky-Kor…'

"Okay you bees" you say, "time to make some honey".

You look on your stand and find that there are a few pieces on your stand. Which should you do first?

*[[Rehearse Rimsky-Korsakov's about the Middle East]]
*[[Rehearse that Beethoven symphony with the people singing in it]]
*[[Rehearse John Cage's 4'33"]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Honor tradition, and whistle the opening phrase of the Mendelssohn Violin Concerto and choose the first violinist who falls from the ceiling

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 18:56:18 GMT

The harbinger:

To ensure that the universe will remain intact during this transition of power, you begin to whistle the opening lines of the famous Mendelssohn Violin Concerto. Before you are done, a naked man grasping a violin falls in front of your podium. You decide that he is your new concertmaster.

*[[The Conductor- Introduce yourself| Introduce yourself]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Fire Liang Wang for his insubordination

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 18:53:00 GMT

The harbinger:

You yell at Liang Wang and say "You are fired for your insubordination! Now go melt into the floor!". He raises his hands above his head, and melts into the floor having completed his role as an active member of society.

*[[Forgot tuning and move on some repertoire]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Fire Liang Wang for his insubordination

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 18:52:42 GMT

The harbinger:

The Conductor- Introduce yourself

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 18:47:42 GMT

The harbinger: Created page with 'You clear your throat and say: "Hi new concertmaster! You are my queen bee and I am your beekeeper. If you make honey for me, great things will happen to me and then you will go…'

You clear your throat and say:

"Hi new concertmaster! You are my queen bee and I am your beekeeper. If you make honey for me, great things will happen to me and then you will go crazy and melt through the floor and then this cycle will repeat again. It is a beautiful cycle".

He nods and appears to have understood what you said. You give him some clothes, a name, and the music for violin part in Rimsky-Korsakov's Scheherazade. He eats the music and perfectly plays the whole piece from memory. You tell him this is inappropriate, and that you use your eyes and ears and not your mouth to play music. He nods and appears to have understood what you said. You have no additional problems with your new concertmaster who you decide to call "Little Cello Player". Now, you must move on with rehearsal.

*[[Tune the orchestra]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Honor tradition, and whistle the opening phrase of the Mendelssohn Violin Concerto and choose the first violinist who falls from the ceiling

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 18:35:50 GMT

The harbinger:

To ensure that the universe will remain intact during this succession of power, you begin to whistle the opening lines of the famous Mendelssohn Violin Concerto. Before you are done, a naked man grasping a violin falls in front of your podium. You decide that he is your new concertmaster.

*[[The Conductor- Introduce yourself| Introduce yourself]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Honor tradition, and whistle the opening phrase of the Mendelssohn Violin Concerto and choose the first violinist who falls from the ceiling

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 18:35:10 GMT

The harbinger:

To ensure that the universe will remain intact during this succession of power, you begin to whistle the opening lines of the famous Mendelssohn Violin Concerto. Before you are done, a naked man grasping a violin falls in front of your podium. You decide that this is your new concertmaster.

*[[The Conductor- Introduce yourself| Introduce yourself]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Honor tradition, and whistle the opening phrase of the Mendelssohn Violin Concerto and choose the first violinist who falls from the ceiling

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 18:34:00 GMT

The harbinger:

To ensure that the universe will remain intact during this succession of power, you begin to whistle the opening lines of the famous Mendelssohn Violin Concerto. Before you are done, a naked man grasping a violin falls in front of your podium. You decide that this is your new concertmaster.

*[[The Conductor/Introduce yourself]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Honor tradition, and whistle the opening phrase of the Mendelssohn Violin Concerto and choose the first violinist who falls from the ceiling

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 18:33:05 GMT

The harbinger: Created page with 'To ensure that the universe will remain intact during this succession of power, you begin to whistle the opening lines of the famous Mendelssohn Violin Concerto. Before you are d…'

To ensure that the universe will remain intact during this succession of power, you begin to whistle the opening lines of the famous Mendelssohn Violin Concerto. Before you are done, a naked man grasping a violin falls in front of your podium. You decide that this is your new concertmaster.

*[[Introduce yourself]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Promote a violist

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 18:28:54 GMT

The harbinger:

Oops! You have thrown the universe in disarray. You have caused the space-time continuum to contradict itself, and now it ceases to be. The last thing you hear before you cease to exist is Mozart's Sinfonia Concertante for Violin and Viola K. 364. You think this is some sort of irony, but you can't remember exactly what that means because instead of paying attention in school, you were hitting your teacher's head in the same tempo as the last movement of Shostakovitch's 5th symphony while reciting "If this is what Gods do, then I am a God" over and over. This a terrible way to end.

Follow this link to correct your grave error:

http://editthis.info/create_your_own_story/Look_for_a_new_concertmaster

Promote a violist

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 18:27:43 GMT

The harbinger: Created page with 'Oops! You have thrown the universe in disarray. You have caused the space-time continuum to contradict itself, and now it ceases to be. The last thing you hear before you cease t…'

Oops! You have thrown the universe in disarray. You have caused the space-time continuum to contradict itself, and now it ceases to be. The last thing you hear before you cease to exist is Mozart's Sinfonia Concertante for Violin and Vioa K. 364. You think this is some sort of irony, but you can't remember exactly what that means because instead of paying attention in school, you were hitting your teacher's head in the same tempo as the last movement of Shostakovitch's 5th symphony while reciting "If this is what Gods do, then I am a God" over and over. This a terrible way to end.

Follow this link to correct your grave error:

Break tradition, and just promote of the violists

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 18:18:55 GMT

The harbinger: Created page with 'You decide that because you are in a pinch, you can just promote one of the those 3rd violins, er, violas, to concertmaster. No one will know the difference. *[[Promote a violis…'

You decide that because you are in a pinch, you can just promote one of the those 3rd violins, er, violas, to concertmaster. No one will know the difference.

*[[Promote a violist]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Impale this challenger from behind with your baton

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 18:16:36 GMT

The harbinger:

Oops! Looks like you just killed Frank Huang, your concertmaster. His dead body raises his bow and violin above his deceased head and he melts into the floor. He was about to tune the orchestra because you were running late after yelling at a church for not worshiping you while you were on the way over.

*[[Look for a new concertmaster]]
*[[Tune the orchestra]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Impale this challenger from behind with your baton

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 18:15:59 GMT

The harbinger:

Oops! Looks like you just killed Frank Huang, your concertmaster. His dead body raises his and bow and violin above his deceased head and he melts into the floor. He was about to tune the orchestra because you were running late after yelling at a church for not worshiping you while you were on the way over.

*[[Look for a new concertmaster]]
*[[Tune the orchestra]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Look for a new concertmaster

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 18:14:40 GMT

The harbinger: Created page with 'You realize the concertmaster cycle has begun all over again now that Frank Huang has melted into the floor. Now you must choose a new concertmaster. You can either honor traditi…'

You realize the concertmaster cycle has begun all over again now that Frank Huang has melted into the floor. Now you must choose a new concertmaster. You can either honor tradition or break it.

*[[Honor tradition, and whistle the opening phrase of the Mendelssohn Violin Concerto and choose the first violinist who falls from the ceiling]]
*[[Break tradition, and just promote of the violists]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Head over to rehearsal

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 17:58:03 GMT

The harbinger:

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You arrive at David Geffen Hall and see a one of the musicians standing on your podium.

*[[Impale this challenger from behind with your baton]]
*[[Ask him what he is doing standing on your podium]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Tune the orchestra

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 17:54:37 GMT

The harbinger:

You point to your principal oboe Liang Wang and ask him for a couple dozen A's because one of the damn trombones can never get in tune. However, when Liang puts his oboe to his mouth, an awful screech comes out that sounds like a cow giving birth to a whale-elephant hybrid that is 3 days overdue. He tries again, but the same awful noise persists.

What do you do?

*[[Fire Liang Wang for his insubordination]]
*[[Smash his oboe]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Fire Liang Wang for his insubordination

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 17:50:03 GMT

The harbinger:

You yell at Liang Wang and say "You are fired for insubordination!". He raises his hands above his head, and melts into the floor having completed his role as an active member of society.

*[[Forgot tuning and move on the some repertoire]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Smash his oboe

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 17:49:14 GMT

The harbinger:

You take his multi-thousand dollar oboe and repeatedly smash it on the floor. As you keep smashing it, you can just barely make out the Mozart Oboe Concerto escaping from the broken bore of the oboe. It sounds like it's been trapped in there since 2006 when he won the job here. For some reason, hearing the Mozart Oboe Concerto is really bothering the flutes in particular.

Now Liang Wang has no oboe.

*[[Fire Liang Wang for his insubordination]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Fire Liang Wang for his insubordination

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 17:37:55 GMT

The harbinger:

You yell at Liang Wang and say "You are fired for insubordination!". He raises his hands above his head, and like Frank Huang, melts into the floor having completed his role as an active member of society.

*[[Forgot tuning and move on the some repertoire]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Fire Liang Wang for his insubordination

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 17:37:12 GMT

The harbinger: Created page with 'You yell at Liang Wang and say "You are fired for his insubordination". He raises his hands above his head, and like Frank Huang, melts into the floor. *[[Forgot tuning and mov…'

You yell at Liang Wang and say "You are fired for his insubordination". He raises his hands above his head, and like Frank Huang, melts into the floor.

*[[Forgot tuning and move on the some repertoire]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Smash his oboe

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 17:30:03 GMT

The harbinger:

You take his multi-thousand dollar oboe and repeatedly smash it on the floor. As you keep smashing it, you can see pictures of the man he wished to become fall out of the bore of the oboe and melt into the floor.

Now Liang Wang has no oboe or pictures of the man his wished to become.

*[[Fire Liang Wang for his insubordination]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Smash his oboe

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 17:29:48 GMT

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Tune the orchestra

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 17:24:32 GMT

The harbinger: Created page with 'You point to your principal oboe Liang Wang and ask him for a couple dozen A's because one of the damn trombones can never get in tune. However, when Liang puts his oboe to his m…'

You point to your principal oboe Liang Wang and ask him for a couple dozen A's because one of the damn trombones can never get in tune. However, when Liang puts his oboe to his mouth, an awful screech comes out that sounds like a cow giving birth to a whale elephant hybrid that is 3 days overdue. He tries again, but the same awful noise persists.

What do you do?

*[[Fire Liang Wang for his insubordination]]
*[[Smash his oboe]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Fire him for his insubordination

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 17:18:50 GMT

The harbinger: Created page with 'You turn to Frank Huang and sternly shout: "You are Frank Huang, concertmaster of the New York Philharmonic, but not anymore because I'm firing you for insubordination!" Frank …'

You turn to Frank Huang and sternly shout: "You are Frank Huang, concertmaster of the New York Philharmonic, but not anymore because I'm firing you for insubordination!"

Frank Huang raises his bow and violin above his head and melts into the floor in the same spot the last concertmaster Glenn Dicterow raised his bow and violin above his head and melted into the floor, now that his role as a functioning member of society had been fulfilled. Now what do you do?

*[[Look for a new concertmaster]]
*[[Tune the orchestra]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

No, these are not my musicians

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 17:11:10 GMT

The harbinger:

Whoops!

You're inability to accept these musicians as your bees, and you as their master has cost you your job! Now you will never be able to wave your baton and make strange faces at your musicians until everyone in the audience has coughed 4 times! You are now out of work with no actual skills to offer the world. How tragic!

Follow this link to start over:

http://editthis.info/create_your_own_story/The_Conductor

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Okay, these are my musicians

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 17:10:08 GMT

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These are not my musicians

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 17:09:20 GMT

The harbinger:

No, you are Alan Gilbert and these are your musicians.

*[[I'm Alan Gilbert and these are my musicians]]
*[[No, these are not my musicians]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Ask him what he is doing standing on your podium

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 17:07:34 GMT

The harbinger: Created page with 'You ask this challenger what intentions he may have standing on YOUR podium. He turns around and you see it is Frank Huang, your concertmaster, tuning the orchestra. *[[Fire him…'

You ask this challenger what intentions he may have standing on YOUR podium. He turns around and you see it is Frank Huang, your concertmaster, tuning the orchestra.

*[[Fire him for his insubordination]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Impale this challenger from behind with your baton

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 17:05:20 GMT

The harbinger: Created page with 'Oops! Looks like you just killed Frank Huang, your concertmaster. He was about to tune the orchestra because you were running late after yelling at a church for not worshiping yo…'

Oops! Looks like you just killed Frank Huang, your concertmaster. He was about to tune the orchestra because you were running late after yelling at a church for not worshiping you while you were on the way over.

*[[Look for a new concertmaster]]
*[[Tune the orchestra]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Head over to rehearsal

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 16:57:43 GMT

The harbinger: Created page with 'You arrive at David Geffen Hall and see a one of the musicians standing on your podium. *Impale this challenger from behind with your baton *[[Ask him what he is doing stand…'

You arrive at David Geffen Hall and see a one of the musicians standing on your podium.

*[[Impale this challenger from behind with your baton]]
*[[Ask him what he is doing standing on your podium]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Let out the Bassoonist you kept in your closet as punishment because they couldn't count

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 16:51:41 GMT

The harbinger:

In a rare moment of mercy, you decide your Bassoonist has endured enough and should be let out of your closet. You unlock the door and find he has lost his mind from listening to the Berceuse movement from Stravinsky's "Firebird" that you have put on repeat for the past 2 months because his entrance was 1/32nd of a beat late during the last concert. He is also sickly pale from drinking his reed water and eating his reeds. Ah Bassoons. When will they ever learn?

You should probably head over to rehearsal now:

*[[Head over to rehearsal]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Open your window and shout "I am God, Master of Bees!"

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 16:50:12 GMT

The harbinger:

You open your window and shout "I am God, Master of Bees!" 174 times, one for each year the New York Philharmonic has been in existence.

The earth shakes with your proclamation. You can sense the Boston Symphony Orchestra's conductor Andris Nelsons tremble with fear. You have asserted your dominance over that inferior being.

Well, looks like rehearsal is about to start. Guess you should head over.

*[[Head over to rehearsal]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Let out the Bassoonist you kept in your closet as punishment because they couldn't count

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 16:47:54 GMT

The harbinger: Created page with 'In a rare moment of mercy, you decide your Bassoonist has endured enough and should be let out of your closet. You unlock the door and find he has lost his mind from listening to…'

In a rare moment of mercy, you decide your Bassoonist has endured enough and should be let out of your closet. You unlock the door and find he has lost his mind from listening to the Berceuse movement from the Stravinsky's "Firebird" that you have put on repeat for the past 2 months because his entrance was 1/32nd of a beat late last concert. He is also sickly pale from drinking his reed water and eating his reeds. Ah Bassoons. When will they ever learn?

You should probably head over to rehearsal now:

*[[Head over to rehearsal]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Open your window and shout "I am God, Master of Bees!"

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 16:40:38 GMT

The harbinger:

You open your window and shout "I am God, Master of Bees!" 174 times, one for each year the New Philharmonic has been in existence.

The earth shakes with your proclamation. You can sense the Boston Symphony Orchestra's conductor Andris Nelsons tremble with fear. You have asserted your dominance over that inferior being.

Well, looks like rehearsal is about to start. Guess you should head over.

*[[Head over to rehearsal]]

[[Category: The Conductor]]

Open your window and shout "I am God, Master of Bees!"

The harbinger — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 16:39:59 GMT

The harbinger: Created page with 'You open your window and shout "I am God, Master of Bees!" 174 times, one for each year the New Philharmonic has been in existence. The earth shakes with your proclamation. You …'