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You're quite beautiful

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 04:23:45 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) "Thank you," she says demurely. "But the truth is we both know you're just being kind. I just had a surgery and it really didn't work out.…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

"Thank you," she says demurely. "But the truth is we both know you're just being kind. I just had a surgery and it really didn't work out. And since my boyfriend split, I've been waiting tables at Denny's. There's no way I'll be able to make enough money to pay for my surgery now."

*[[You know, baby, I know how you can make enough money to get your nose fixed ]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

What the fuck happened to your nose?

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 04:21:41 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) "Hey asshole. It's not my fault my surgery was botched! And I don't have the money for another one." *[[You know, baby, I know how you c…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

"Hey asshole. It's not my fault my surgery was botched! And I don't have the money for another one."

*[[You know, baby, I know how you can make enough money to get your nose fixed]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

Drive Home

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 04:19:17 GMT

The Rainman:

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

Well, done, pimp. Or should I say "True Player." Your new girl Tammy is far more attractive than the overweight Sheila. She can bring in at least $1000 a night. Between the two of them you should be making $50,000 a month. That's tax-free income. Nevertheless, there are expenses. Kickbacks to cops, wardrobe, fine food, and bail money for the ladies. Still, even with those incidentals, you've made enough to afford your own brand new Lexus luxury automobile. From here on out, you can junk the Cutlass (or give it to one of your bitches) and you will be riding on nothing besides wood-grain and leather, my man. You also can afford your first real full-length mink and matching Kangol hat, as well as some gold for your teet and for your pimp cane.

But don't stop now. Keep rising.

*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-2''|Health=100|Level=True Player}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

Ask why she is crying

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 04:17:52 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) "Yo no hablo ingles, pero gracias por el cerveza, senior." You realize that you don't speak much Spanish, at least not beyond the rudiment…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

"Yo no hablo ingles, pero gracias por el cerveza, senior." You realize that you don't speak much Spanish, at least not beyond the rudiments, and certainly not enough to successfully lay your pimp game on her in a bilingual manner.

*[[A vodka sour]]
*[[A drink for the lady on my left]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

A drink for the lady on my right

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 04:15:52 GMT

The Rainman:

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

The bartender puts tequila in a tumbler and shakes it as if he has cerebral palsy. He then deftly mixes in margarita mix, placing a thin layer of salt along the lip of a glass. He cuts a thin wedge of lemon and hangs it from the side of the drink. He gently places it in front of the crying Latina, who stops bawling long enough to raise the glass faintly to you before bringing it to her face. Tears continue to stream down her cheeks, and into the tequila.

*[[Ask her name]]
*[[Ask why she is crying]]
*[[A drink for the lady on my left]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

A drink for the lady on my right

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 04:13:14 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) The bartender puts tequila in a tumbler and shakes it as if he has cerebral palsy. He then deftly mixes in margarita mix, placing a thin l…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

The bartender puts tequila in a tumbler and shakes it as if he has cerebral palsy. He then deftly mixes in margarita mix, placing a thin layer of salt along the lip of a glass. He cuts a thin wedge of lemon and hangs it from the side of the drink. He gently places it in front of the crying Latina, who stops bawling long enough to raise the glass faintly to you before bringing it to her face. Tears continue to stream down her cheeks, and into the tequila.

*[[Ask her name]]
*[[Ask why she's crying]]
*[[A drink for the lady on my left]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

A vodka sour

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 04:10:28 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) The bartender puts the drink in front of you. It's strong enough to be a double. You wince on the tangy mixer and shudder as the Vodka goe…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

The bartender puts the drink in front of you. It's strong enough to be a double. You wince on the tangy mixer and shudder as the Vodka goes down.

*[[A drink for the lady on my left]]
*[[A drink for the lady on my right]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

Drive Home

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 04:08:42 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) Well, done, pimp. Or should I say "True Player." Your new girl Tammy is far more attractive than the overweight Sheila. She can bring in a…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

Well, done, pimp. Or should I say "True Player." Your new girl Tammy is far more attractive than the overweight Sheila. She can bring in at least $1000 a night. Between the two of them you should be making $50,000 a month. That's tax-free income. Nevertheless, there are expenses. Kickbacks to cops, wardrobe, fine food, and bail money for the ladies. Still, even with those incidentals, you've made enough to afford your own brand new Lexus luxury automobile. From here on out, you can junk the Cutlass (or give it to one of your bitches) and you will be riding on nothing besides wood-grain and leather, my man. You also can afford your first real full-length mink and matching Kangol hat, as well as some gold for your teet and for your pimp cane.

But don't stop now. Keep rising.

*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=True Player}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

You know, baby, I know how you can make enough money to get your nose fixed

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 04:03:58 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) And whether it's the number of drinks she's had tonight, your smooth talking, or just dumb luck, she becomes putty in your hands as you br…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

And whether it's the number of drinks she's had tonight, your smooth talking, or just dumb luck, she becomes putty in your hands as you brag about the amount of money she can make working for you. As you ply her with mixed drink after drink, filling her head with fairytales while Prince sings about the Purple Rain, she falls under your spell, and walks with you out to the '77 Cutlass. Time to take her back home to the highrise apartment. Time to introduce her to your bottom bitch, Sheila.

*[[Drive Home]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

It doesn't look that bad

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 04:01:35 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with ' | Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) "Thank you," she says, putting a hand on your leg. "But you don't mean it. You're just being nice." *[[You know, baby, I know how you c…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

"Thank you," she says, putting a hand on your leg. "But you don't mean it. You're just being nice."

*[[You know, baby, I know how you can make enough money to get your nose fixed]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

No sweat

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 03:59:35 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) "Yeah, most guys are too cheap these days to even buy you a drink. They say chivalry is dead and I have to agree with them. Like my boyfri…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

"Yeah, most guys are too cheap these days to even buy you a drink. They say chivalry is dead and I have to agree with them. Like my boyfriend. He told me he was going to pay for me to get my nose done, but the bastard was too cheap to have the operation done stateside. He sent me to Mexico, paid some butcher five thousand pesos or whatever, and now look at me."

*[[You know, baby, I know how you can make enough money to get your nose fixed]]
*[[It doesn't look that bad]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

A drink for the lady on my left

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 03:57:01 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) The bartender mixes some grenadine and rum in a shot glass, working through his deft juggling routine. He sends the drink down to the girl…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

The bartender mixes some grenadine and rum in a shot glass, working through his deft juggling routine. He sends the drink down to the girl, mutters something under his breath, and points to you. The blond raises her glass in appreciation and then moves a stool closer, so that she is now sitting directly next to you. "Hey, baby," she purrs. "That was really sweet of you."

*[[No sweat]]
*[[What the fuck happened to your nose?]]
*[[You're quite beautiful]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

Head to the bar

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 03:54:30 GMT

The Rainman:

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

Most of the stools are empty. There is one man at the end of the bar, wearing dark wraparound Louis Vuitton knockoff sunglasses and sporting too much fake tan. To your left, there is a young blond with sharp features, her nose seemingly the result of some botched surgery. She is smoking a slim cigarette in a holder. To your right is a Latina in her thirties, with full red lips and almond dark eyes. She has some sort of flower, perharps a rose, attached to the beret in her raven hair. The bartender looks at you, polishing an empty martini glass. "What's your poison, my man?"

*[[A drink for the lady on my left]]
*[[A drink for the lady on my right]]
*[[A vodka sour]]
*[[Wait for a woman outside]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

You looked good up there, girl. I was screaming the loudest

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 03:49:09 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with ' | Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) "Thanks, honey," she says. "Here's a little gift for you to remember me by." She wriggles slightly from side to side and hands you a m…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

"Thanks, honey," she says. "Here's a little gift for you to remember me by." She wriggles slightly from side to side and hands you a moist set of her underwear before she disappears into the dressing room. For a brief moment you bring the panties to your nose. There is an ephemeral scent of natural female odor and the musk of her hygiene product being overpowered by her smell. You tuck the panties into your sharkskin suit for safekeeping.

*[[Head to the bar]]
*[[Wait for a woman outside]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

Do you think you can handle all this pimping, baby?

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 03:46:29 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with ' | Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) She rolls her eyes. "Don't make me gag." She throws her towel in your face and disappears into the dressing room. *[[Head to the bar…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

She rolls her eyes. "Don't make me gag." She throws her towel in your face and disappears into the dressing room.

*[[Head to the bar]]
*[[Wait for a woman outside]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

Pursue her into the dressing room

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 03:45:07 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with ' | Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) You head for the dressing room and catch a glimpse of undressed girls, a virtual harem of comingling tanlines and erect nipples. But the…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

You head for the dressing room and catch a glimpse of undressed girls, a virtual harem of comingling tanlines and erect nipples. But the door promptly shuts in your face. You try the knob and it is locked.

*[[Head to the bar]]
*[[Wait for a woman outside]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

How would you like to make a thousand dollars, every night?

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 03:43:43 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) "Get lost, jerkoff," she says. She throws the towel in your face. The faint smell of her perfume is intoxicating, but by the time you get …'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

"Get lost, jerkoff," she says. She throws the towel in your face. The faint smell of her perfume is intoxicating, but by the time you get the cloth off of your head, she has disappeared into the back.

*[[Head to the bar]]
*[[Wait for a woman outside]]
*[[Pursue her into the dressing room]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

Try to pursue the black girl backstage

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 03:40:46 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) You walk to the back of the stage, where the vivacious young ebony girl is drying herself off with a towel. She looks up at you. "Hey," sh…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

You walk to the back of the stage, where the vivacious young ebony girl is drying herself off with a towel. She looks up at you. "Hey," she says neutrally. Do you say:

*[[How would you like to make a thousand dollars, every night?]]
*[[Do you think you can handle all this pimping, baby?]]
*[[You looked good up there, girl. I was screaming the loudest]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

Order a vodka double

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 03:38:40 GMT

The Rainman:

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

You leave a five spot on her tray and she disappears. Two custodians begin mopping up the stage. The man with the bullhorn assumes his place in the DJ booth, and annouces, leaning into the microphone. "For the next hour, Jello shots will only be two dollars, so drink up and remember to tip your wait staff." There is a momentary pause and then Prince's "Purple Rain," begins playing. The waitress returns with your drink and says, over the sound of the music, "Enjoy, sweetie." She disappears and you slam back your vodka. It is slightly watery, but it gives you a nice relaxing buzz. What now?

*[[Head to the bar]]
*[[Wait for a woman outside]]
*[[Try to pursue the black girl backstage]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

Order a vodka double

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 03:35:51 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with ' | Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) You leave a five spot on her tray and she disappears. Two custodians begin mopping up the stage. The man with the bullhorn assumes his…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

You leave a five spot on her tray and she disappears. Two custodians begin mopping up the stage. The man with the bullhorn assumes his place in the DJ booth, and annouces, leaning into the microphone. "For the next hour, Jello shots will only be two dollars, so drink up and remember to tip your wait staff." There is a momentary pause and then Prince's "Purple Rain," begins playing. The waitress returns with your drink and says, over the sound of the music, "Enjoy, sweetie." She disappears and you slam back your vodka. It is slightly watery, but it gives you a nice relaxing buzz. What now?

*[[Head to the bar]]
*[[Wait for a woman outside]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

Take a table

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 03:32:28 GMT

The Rainman:

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

The tables are adorned with a single candle placed in a red wine glass. You pull your chair back and have a seat. On stage, a man with a bullhorn shouts: "Alright fellas, make some noise because it's time to vote." He then proceeds to hold a hand over each soaking wet girl, eliciting roars. The men cheer each one of the women, but they cheer the loudest for the third girl, a statuesque black beauty with straight hair and batting eyelashes. The man with the bullhorn places a miniature tiara on her head and says "Alright, honey. You are the winner of tonight's Amateur one-thousand dollar contest. Congratulations, baby!"

The crowd cheers and she exits stage left. Meanwhile, a bartender, a pretty young thing with natural D-cup breasts spilling out of her top, leans over your table and asks if you would like a drink. Do you:

*[[Order a vodka double]]
*[[Try to pursue the black girl backstage]]
*[[Head to the bar]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

Take a table

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 03:30:56 GMT

The Rainman:

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

The tables are adorned with a single candle placed in a red wine glass. You pull your chair back and have a seat. On stage, a man with a bullhorn shouts: "Alright fellas, make some noise because it's time to vote." He then proceeds to hold a hand over each soaking wet girl, eliciting roars. The men cheer each one of the women, but they cheer the loudest for the third girl, a statuesque black beauty with straight hair and batting eyelashes. The man with the bullhorn places a miniature tiara on her head and says "Alright, honey. You are the winner of tonight's Amateur one-thousand dollar contest. Congratulations, baby!"

The crowd cheers and she exits stage left. Meanwhile, a bartender, a pretty young thing with natural D-cup breasts spilling out of her top, leans over your table and asks if you would like a drink. Do you:

*[[Order a vodka double]]
*[[Try to pursue the black girl backstage]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

"I didn't want to come in your stupid club, anyway."

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 01:29:43 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with ' | Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) "Then get lost, asshole," the bouncer says, shoving you rudely. *Wait for a woman outside {{Status|Equipment=''Number of Wome…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

"Then get lost, asshole," the bouncer says, shoving you rudely.

*[[Wait for a woman outside]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

"You want to earn a few extra bucks real fast?"

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 01:24:45 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with ' | Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) "Listen, carrot-dick," she says. "I've got an MBA from Temple University and I own my own tattoo parlor. Why don't you save it for som…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

"Listen, carrot-dick," she says. "I've got an MBA from Temple University and I own my own tattoo parlor. Why don't you save it for some airhead slut who just got off the last Greyhound bus?" She continues on, impervious to your rap, into the club. Care to follow her?

*[[Enter the Club]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

"I'm a pimp, baby."

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 01:22:39 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with ' | Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) "Yeah, well," she says, unimpressed. "I'm a feminist and I think men who live off of women are a vile and disgusting sub-species. So, …'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

"Yeah, well," she says, unimpressed. "I'm a feminist and I think men who live off of women are a vile and disgusting sub-species. So, fuck you!" She shoots you the bird and enters the club. You might as well see where she's going.

*[[Enter the Club]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

Say, "Excuse me"

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 01:21:18 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with ' | Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) You politely ask for a moment of her time. She gives you the once-over. "Holy shit, man. Halloween isn't for a few weeks. What kind of…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

You politely ask for a moment of her time. She gives you the once-over. "Holy shit, man. Halloween isn't for a few weeks. What kind of costume is that?"

*[["I'm a pimp, baby."]]
*[["You want to earn a few extra bucks real fast?"]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

Do a catcall and whistle, and shout "Nice ass, baby!"

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 01:18:59 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with ' | Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) She spins, turns, and presents you with the middle finger. "Pigs like you are the reason I'm a lesbian!" She makes crossed eyes and st…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

She spins, turns, and presents you with the middle finger. "Pigs like you are the reason I'm a lesbian!" She makes crossed eyes and sticks out her pierced tongue for added effect. Then she disappears into the club. Well, it looks like you blew it out here, smooth operator.

*[[Enter the Club]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

Let her pass, considering she probably gets hit on all day, every day

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 01:16:41 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) You quietly admire her form as she passes, but you do the gentlemanly thing and let her continue on her way into the club. Other than her …'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

You quietly admire her form as she passes, but you do the gentlemanly thing and let her continue on her way into the club. Other than her passing, it seems to be pretty dead out here. All the action seems to be inside.

*[[Enter the Club]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

Wait for a woman outside

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 01:15:20 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) You stand off to the side of the entrance. Another man is standing next to you, smoking a joint. The earthy smell of marijuana drifts in y…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

You stand off to the side of the entrance. Another man is standing next to you, smoking a joint. The earthy smell of marijuana drifts in your direction. You watch as gaggles of semi-clothed, drunken women pour into the club. An enchanting brunette, with Betty Page-styled bangs and a host of tattoos covering both of her shoulders catches your eye. You notice she has a nose piercing and the intense hue of her eyes leads you to believe she is wearing contact lenses. Do you:

*[[Let her pass, considering she probably gets hit on all day, every day]]
*[[Say, "Excuse me"]]
*[[Do a catcall and whistle, and shout "Nice ass, baby!"]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

Leave this club

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 01:10:41 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) Text *Adventure/Option 1 *Adventure/Option 2 *Adventure/Option 3 {{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Leve…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

Text

*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

Head to the bar

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 01:10:09 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) Text *Adventure/Option 1 *Adventure/Option 2 *Adventure/Option 3 {{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Leve…'

Take a table

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 01:09:39 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) Text *Adventure/Option 1 *Adventure/Option 2 *Adventure/Option 3 {{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Leve…'

Hand him the cover charge

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 01:09:19 GMT

The Rainman:

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

"Enjoy your night," the bouncer says, palming your five dollars. You enter the club, where the din of thumping bass has grown even louder. On the main stage, five or six girls are being hosed by a DJ wearing a fireman's helmet. Their t-shirts are soaked, revealing their dark arreolas and large breasts. The women are a multi-ethnic hodgepodge of Asian, white, and black Vixens.

*[[Take a table]]
*[[Head to the bar]]
*[[Leave this club]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

Hand him the cover charge

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 01:08:53 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) "Enjoy your night," the bouncer says, palming your five dollars. You enter the club, where the din of thumping bass has grown even louder.…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

"Enjoy your night," the bouncer says, palming your five dollars. You enter the club, where the din of thumping bass has grown even louder. On the main stage, five or six girls are being hosed by a DJ wearing a fireman's helmet. Their t-shirts are soaked, revealing their dark arreolas and large breasts. The women are a multi-ethnic hodgepodge of Asian, white, and black Vixens.

*[[Take a table]]
*[[Go to the bar]]
*[[Leave]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

Crack the bouncer in the face with your cane

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 01:05:06 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with ' | Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) You lift your cane and crack him in the teeth. His mouth erupts into florid red and he grabs his face, in agony. "Boyth!!!" he shouts wi…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

You lift your cane and crack him in the teeth. His mouth erupts into florid red and he grabs his face, in agony. "Boyth!!!" he shouts with his newly-acquired lisp. "I need some help!" Two more bouncers emerge from inside of the club and surround you. As you attempt to lift your cane and hit another one, a third bouncer comes up from the rear and grabs your sceptre from your hand. One of them quickly pile-drives you into the concrete. Your spine goes numb and you feel a tingling in your fingers. You see a foot come down on your face followed by a quick flash of light.

*[[Click to Contiue ]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

Enter the Club

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 01:01:17 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with ' | Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) You walk to the door and the bouncer impedes your path. "Whoa, whoa, big man. Ladies enter free. Gentlemen got to pay." *[[Crack the b…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

You walk to the door and the bouncer impedes your path. "Whoa, whoa, big man. Ladies enter free. Gentlemen got to pay."

*[[Crack the bouncer in the face with your cane]]
*[[Hand him the cover charge]]
*[["I didn't want to come in your stupid club, anyway."]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

Head to the wet t-shirt competition

The Rainman — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 00:59:26 GMT

The Rainman:

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

Leaving Sheila at the apartment, you get back into the Cutlass and drive over to the west side of town. Night falls, and the magic hour transcends into a pitch black, broken only by the spotlights which are luring horny men from all four corners of the city to watch the competition. Bass thumps from inside of the club. As you park your car and walk toward the entrance of "Crazy Girls," there is a minor scuffle between a bouncer and a drunken patron. The bouncer makes short work of the drunk, then regards you as you walk forward.

*[[Enter the Club]]
*[[Wait for a woman outside]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

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The Rainman — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 23:18:20 GMT

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== [[Featured CYOA Nominations|Featured Story]] ==
[[Silent Hill: Distorted Fantasies]]
 A student finds his concepts of time and reality shattered the day he knocks on the door of Elizabeth Martin. Nominated by [[User:Fletcher Peninsula|Fletcher Peninsula]]

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==Family-Friendly Stories==
'''FOR ALL AGES:'''
Suitable for anyone with Basic Reading Level skills. Please keep these G-PG. Please remove any other content that exceeds this. No violence accepted.
{|
|Story||Status
|-
|[[ An Adventure...]]|| (19+ pages)
|-
|[[Another Story Of Another Random Person]]||(85+ pages)
|-
|[[Afraid of the Dark]] (horror) || (Under construction last update 10/27/09 story now coherent)
|-
|[[BauBaus!]] (for critter lovers and trainers alike!)|| (20+ pages,under construction)
|-
|[[ Bus Troubles]]|| (23 pages)
|-
|[[ Calloway Adventure]]|| (17 pages)
|-
|[[Carnival]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[Chocolate Man]]|| (W.I.P)
|-
|[[ The Dirtbiking Adventure ]]|| (wip)
|-
|[[ DUDE WHERES MY CAR]]|| (14 pages)
|-
|[[ the get away]]|| (13 pages)
|-
|[[A Giant Chocolate Chip Cookie]] || (45+ pages)
|-
|[[ The Golden Banana]]|| (17 pages)
|-
|[[ Godzilla Hyper Dimensions]]|| (6 pages,under construction)
|-
|[[Goosebumps in Horrorland]] || (65+ pages)
|-
|[[Greek Heroes]] || [WIP] You play the roll of an aspiring Greek hero. Please do not edit.
|-
|[[Harry Potter]] And the Adventure Chosen by You||(150+ pages)
|-
|[[horror on the subway]]||(w.i.p please dont edit)
|-
|[[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]] || (15+ pages)
|- Parkour City'''
|[[Jake vs the Mayor of Dragon Valley]]|| (17 pages)
|-
|[[ janitor]]|| (11 pages)
|-
|[[Kalew]] || (65+ pages)
|-
|[[The Kitty in the Window]] (Now with PG, hard to find LOTR expansion!)|| (360 pages)
|-
|[[Madman's Mansion]]|| (30+ pages; open to public, work on it)
|-
|[[Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[ Mayday]]|| (13 pages)
|-
|[[ My Crazy Ranch]]|| (18+ pages)
|-
|[[ Newspaper Delivery]]|| (23 pages)
|-
|[[Penguins (The Frozen Adventure)]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Percy Jackson]]: The adventures of a demigod || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[Pokemon Sinnoh Journey]] || (W.I.P. Do Not Edit!)
|-
|[[Princess Carkegee]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Revisiting the Sneetches]]|| (WIP Feel Free to Edit)
|-
|[[ School's only 4 some people!]]|| (W.I.P)
|-
|[[Secretpage|The secrets of SECRETPAGE]] || (25+ pages)
|-
|[[sewer wars]]||(11 pages)
|-
|[[Short and Funny.]]||(11 pages)
|-
|[[ Snowboarding at the slope]]|| (19 pages)
|-
|[[Spacewars with GDS ]]|| (20 pages)
|-
|[[ Stealing Marathon]]|| (20+ pages)
|-
|[[The Time Machine]]||(15+ page)
|-
|[[Time Vortex]]|| (20+ pages)
|-
|[[Tutorial]]||(Begun 10/28/09. If you have any wisdom to impart, please add to the story.)
|-
|[[Unicorn Tamer]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Visiting the Zoo]] || (130+ pages)
|-
|[[The wormhole, and the dark seed]]|| (0+ pages, WORK IN PROGRESS)
|-
|[[You Gotta Read This]]||(12 pages)
|-
|[[White Rooms]]|| (WIP, no edits please)
|}

==PG13 Stories==
'''FOR 10+:''' For more advanced readers. Please keep these G - PG-13. Please remove any content that exceeds this.

{|
|Story||Status
|-
|[[2012]]||(12 pages violent disaster sequences.)
|-
|[[ Adventure Island]]|| (WIP)
|-
|[[ Adventure of a Half Blood]]||
|-
|[[ Adventures in Space ]]|| (40+ pages, edit respectfully)
|-
|[[ Adventures in the Kingdom]]|| (WIP Please do not edit.)
|-
|[[After the Fire]]|| (WIP! Please do not edit!)
|-
|[[Aliens in the future]] (NEW)
|-
|[[The Amazing Adventure]] || (40+ pages DO NOT EDIT!!!)
|-
|[[ Anna and the Aliens]]|| (WIP)
|-
|[[ Antoinette's story]]|| (WIP yeah the story's pretty unbelievable and unrealistic)
|-
|[[Artemis Fowl]] || (W.I.P. DO NOT EDIT!!!!)
|-
|[[At the Mall with Weevil]] || (15+ pages; Charlotte5 currently editing; WIP)
|-
|[[Atom Kid|Atom Kid (a super hero adventure)]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[Avast!]] A Pirate Story || (160+ pages, WIP, contact me before editing)
|-
|[[Average Guy]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[The Battle of the Best]] || (24+ pages)
|-
|[[ Becoming friends with a Wild horse]]|| (WIP)
|-
|[[Boromir's Quest (an LOTR adventure)]] || (90+ pages)
|-
|[[The Boss]] || (35+ pages)
|-
|[[The broken story of stupidness :P]]||(9 pages)
|-
|[[Castle Adventure]]||(0 Pages do not edit currently user [[User:Drew14|Drew14]] can edit)
|-
|[[Cell]] || (How will you define life?)
|-
|[[ Chaos]]|| (W.I.P.)
|-
|[[ Class Dissmissed]]|| (WIP)
|-
|[[The Clown]] || (50+ pages)
|-
|[[Crazy Fantasy Adventure]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Crusader (an action-adventure fantasy)]] || (337 pages)
|-
|[[Paladin (Crusader 2)|Crusader 2: Paladin]] || (375+ pages; [[User:I Lion Heart I|I Lion Heart I]] currently editing)
|-
|[[Cyberspace Invaders]]||(11 pages)
|-
|[[DARKNESS]]|| (100+ pages)
|-
|[[A Day as a Hobo]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[A Day in the Life (An action adventure story)]] || (45 pages)
|-
|[[Day In the Life of a Total Loser]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Day of Doom]]||(10+ pages Do not edit please By Allbis.)
|-
|[[Dead Kid]] || (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Death by zombies]] || (40+ pages)
|-
|[[Digimon Adventure 03]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Digimon Transverse]] || (30+ pages, open to public; fixed a lot of in-game bugs, making editing the options less of a pain now)
|-
|[[Dirt biking in the trails]]|| (WIP)
|-
|[[Dragon Ball Adventure]] || (About 24+ pages, only edit unmade pages please, add on if you'd like though.)
|-
|[[Dragonball Z Adventure]] || (DO NOT EDIT +0)
|-
|[[Dr. Dero's Journey]] || (10+ pages, 100% open to pub.)
|-
|[[Dragon Quest]] || (under construction)
|-
|[[ Dragon's Life]]|| (Under Construction)
|-
|[[Dungeon]] (A CLASSIC DUNGEON CRAWL!)||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[Easily Random]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[ Endless Possibility]]|| (Under construction - feel free to edit)
|-
|[[Escape]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[ Escaping Beelzebub]]|| (W.I.P)
|-
|[[Element]] || (W.I.P Free to Editing)
|-
|[[Elephant Quest]]|| (W.I.P. Do not edit!)
|-
|[[An Epic Adventure]] || (50+ pages) NO EDITING PLEASE. Feel free to play!
|-
|[[Evolution|Evolution (an adventure of insignificance)]] || (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Evolution II]] || (20 pages)
|-
|[[Fantasy Quest]] || (110+ pages)
|-
|[[ the first hunt ]]|| (WIP)
|-
|[[food chain train ]]|| (Wip)
|-
|[[ The Furr Adventure ]]|| (0+ pages)
|-
|[[ Greek Myth ]]|| (WIP please edit)
|-
|[[Haunted Mountain]]||New, please don't edit
|-
|[[Highschool]]||(JUST STARTED, Free to edit!!)
|-
|[[HoboPalooza]]||(WIP Please do not edit)
|-
|[[Hobo Sapiens]]||(32+ Pages, then proceed to life as a rat)
|-
|[[Humanity]]||( General Winthrop has decided to make this unfinished story free for the masses to edit. Just stick to the main idea, and keep it serious...)
|-
|[[Hunting again for Red October]] || (100+ pages)
|-
|[[ Imara's life in the naruto world ]]|| (Yeah, just go ahead and edit, but stick to the storyline)
|-
|[[Jo-Ann the Librarian (a Comedy)]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[ Jimmy's Big Adventure]]|| (Under Construction)
|-
|[[Kidnapped!]]|| (26 pages, please don't edit)
|-
|[[THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]] || (25+ pages)
|-
|[[The Kitty Thief]]|| (WIP)
|-
|[[Life of a rat]]|| (20+ pages, now you may edit, but first pass the hobo adventure)
|-
|[[The Life of a School Kid]]|| (30+ pages '''Updating Again!''')
|-
|[[ Little Miss Disaster]]|| (19+ pages)
|-
|[[Lina Popintop's Adventure]]|| (Work In Progress PLEASE DO NOT EDIT)
|-
||[[Livin' like a hobo]]|| (Do not edit)
|-
|[[LoA's Adventure]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Love and fireballs]] || (s'like...it's not done yet, don't edit,k?)
|-
|[[ Mall Bunny]]|| (18+ pages)
|-
|[[The many rooms]] || (1200+ pages)
|-
|[[Mario's many adventures]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[Minotaur's Laberynth]] || (18+ pages)
|-
|[[The Mirror]] || (Edit all you want. Just keep in the storyline, please! Currently around 20 pages)
|-
|[[Morrowind|Morrowind (An exciting action adventure)]] || (25+pages)
|-
|[[My WWE]] || (Pick a WWE Superstar and take on their experience, YOUR way. With all the choices to pick from, how will your WWE Experience be? Brand new, feel free to add on.)
|-
|[[The Mystical quest for Technochocolate]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Nancy's Notable Narratives]] || (39+ pages--WIP, please don't edit!)
|-
|[[Naruto Dating (Girl Version)]] (Romance) || (Pages are 12 so far, but it's a WIP, so do not edit)
|-
|[[Night]]|| (Do not edit/WIP)
|-
|[[Nightcaps]] || (10+ Pages)
|-
|[[Nintendo Quest]]|| (Under Construction)
|-
|[[The Night That Will Never Be Forgotten (A Titanic CYOA)]] || (W.I.P, please don't edit without permission)
|-
|[[Niro]]|| (Just Started, please don't edit quite yet)
|-
|[[Of Tumbleweeds And Teenagers]] || (UNDER CONSTRUCTION)
|-
|[[o.c.d. story]] || (? pages, w.i.p. please don't edit)
|-
|[[Organisation]] || (30+ pages WIP-DO NOT EDIT!!!!!)
|-
|[[ Pac Man VS E.C.]]|| (WIP)
|-
|[[A Penguin Named Evan]] || (15+ Pages)
|-
|[[Phoenix Wright: A new adventure]] || (25+ Pages W.I.P. DO NOT EDIT!!! A awesome Cyoa game based on Phoenix Wright with many great possibilties!)
|-
|[[Pirates! A High Seas Adventure]]|| (50+ Pages)
|-
|[[Pirates of the Caribbean (action-adventure)]] ||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[Planet of the Apes]]|| (15+ pages) (W.I.P.)
|-
|[[Platypus]]|| (8 pages W.I.P. The Tale of Platypus, Yes the admin)
|-
|[[Pokemon - Your Adventure]] ||(45+ pages)
|-
|[[Portal]]||(40+ pages)
|-
|[[Puppy Love]]|| (Don't edit)
|-
|[[Quest of the magician]] || (200+ pages)
|-
|[[Questscape]] || (W.I.P., Do not edit)
|-
|[[Ralos]] ||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Random]]|| (25+ pages)
|-
|[[A Random Adventure of Random Proportions]] || (Under construction, feel free to edit)
|-
|[[A Random Day]] || (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Rebirth]]|| (New Story)
|-
|[[Red Mercenary]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Rick Roll'd Adventure]] || (Completed)
|-
|[[Rodeo Girl]]|| (WIP)
|-
|[[Roleplay]] || (Under Construction...)
|-
|[[ The Roller coaster]]|| (WIP)
|-
|[[Russian Blue]]|| (0+ pages, under contruction by projectM1K3, no other editors atm)
|-
|[[Sabatoge (a Star Trek: TNG adventure)]] || (About 10 pages)
|-
|[[Save YouTube Poop!!! ]](Definitely rated PG-13 || (15 pages)
|-
|[[The_secret_island_of_Utobi|The Secret Island of Utobi]] || (38 pages)
|-
|[[sewer wars]]||(W.I.P)
|-
|[[Shadows of the Past]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[ Show off]]|| (wip)
|-
|[[ Silent hill]]|| (W.I.P)
|-
|[[ Soul Savor]]|| (W.I.P. New)
|-
|[[Spork| Spork: An RPG]] || (100+ pages and third town in progress, please don't edit, put any suggestions in Spork discussion)
|-
|[[Star trek]] (Another adventure) || (65+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Trek: The Original Series]] || (WIP, If you've seen the 60's show, you can go ahead and edit.)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Jedi Chronicles ]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Combat Training ]] || (feel free to edit, but stay on the story line)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Republic]] || (26 pages)
|-
|[[Story Of My Life]] || (15 pages)
|-
|[[Subject 413]] || (100+ pages, w.i.p, NOW OPEN TO ADDITIONS)
|-
|[[Superhero]] || (25+ pages Its public, so you can add on as well)
|-
|[[Superdickery|Superdickery Superman Adventure]] || (150 + pages)
|-
|[[Survey]] || (DO NOT EDIT!!!!)
|-
|[[Survival of the Colossi]] || (10+ pages, only edit UNWRITTEN (redlinked) pages)
|-
|[[ Surviving a Hetalia Dream]]|| (New story. Touch and die.)
|-
|[[Surviving Today]] || (20 Pages, its not alot since its only one day)
|-
|[[A Tasty Breakfast]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[Technomancer]]|| (Work In Progress)
|-
|[[Teddy and Ryan's Adventure]]|| (3+ pages, WORK IN PROGRESS DO NOT TOUCH thank you :-])
|-
|[[Teehee!]] || (50 Pages!) (Public) (4 Stories in 1)
|-
|[[Temporal]]|| (Work In Progress DO NOT EDIT)
|-
|[[Transylvanian terror]]||(150+ pages)
|-
|[[Tribute|Tribute: The Greatest and Best Quest in the World]] || (14+ pages)
|-
|[[The Trigger And The Hilt]] (a free-roaming action game) || (20+ pages)
|-
||[[True Dungeon]]|| (0+ pages DO NOT EDIT W.I.P)
|-
|[[ Try Not To Die ]]|| (45 Pages- COMPLETED; please don't edit)
|-
|[[ Trying to Wake Up]]|| (25+ pages so far. WIP)
|-
|[[The Ultimate Battle]] ||(65+ pages)
|-
|[[The Unknown...]]|| (Under Construct, Do whatever you wish but keep it serious and literate!)
|-
|[[Vaped!]]||(Sci-fi, just started.)
|-
|[[ The Walk]]||(W.I.P)
|-
|[[Wanna be a hobo?]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[War of Nations]]|| (65+ pages)
|-
|[[War zone]]|| (20+ pages)(W.i.p)(PLEASE DO NOT EDIT)
|-
|[[The Warp]]|| (Only Grammar and Spelling Edits Please)
|-
|[[What have they done?]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[What Happens In The Forest]] || (WIP)
|-
|[[Worlds End]] (A game of survival)||(55+ pages)
|-
|[[WW2]] || (6+ pages, please don't edit unless asked to. Original writers seem to have abanoned this.)
|-
|[[WW2: Night Raid]] || (50+ pages)
|-
|[[XMachetter, the dark figure, and the Jewel]]
|-
|[[You Need a Job]] || (WIP, Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[Your Life]] || (Under Construction, Please Do NOT Edit.)
|-
|[[ Your Story]]|| (, Don't Edit, Por favor, 0+ pages)
|-
|[[Z-Day]] || (Under Construction, by skullphantom)
|}

==Quizzes and Challenges==
'''Not actually stories, but a chance to test your knowledge (or your luck):'''
{|
|Challenge||Status
|-
|[[Digimon Quizo'!]] || (35+ pages)
|-
|[[Quiz Show]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[A Quizzy Show]]||(10 pages)
|-
|[[Rock, Paper, Scissors]] || (25 pages)
|-
|[[Rock, Paper, Scissors 2]] || (110+ pages)
|-
|[[The Rock Paper Scissors game]] || (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Trivia Time]]||(15+ pages)
|-
|[[The video game quiz]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[The video game quiz 2]] || (65+ pages)
|-
|[[Video Game Trivia I]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Video Games]]|| (Finished, pretty lame, but it's my first.)
|-
|}

==Mature Stories==
'''Content normally found in R-rated movies, no explicit sexual content or sadistic violence:'''

{|
|Story||Status
|-
|[[1943]]|| Open
|-
|[[5,000 B.C.]]||(10+ pages Do not edit, I am renovating it)
|-
|[[1st Day Of Highschool]]|| (WIP)
|-
|[[Assassins of the CIA]]|| (don't edit!)
|-
|[[An Actual Awesome Adventure]]||Under Construction, only edittable by [[User:Jakeinator]]
|-
|[[Aftermath]]||(25 pages)(By Falar: Just started- its public. If you're gonna write in it, please do it well =/)
|-
|[[Agent Black]]||(70 pages)(New Story. Now public)
|-
|[[Amnesia]]||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[Another Pointless Story]] (The Ultimate Showdown)|| (101+ pages)
|-
|[[Awake]] || (45 pages)
|-
|[[Badassery]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[The Battle for the Earth]] || (10+ pages, open for editting)
|-
|[[Battle Royale]] || (300+ pages) Public Story, Help Work On It!
|-
|[[Burning Leaves]] || (Under construction, don´t edit!!)
|-
|[[The Bulletman]]||(W.I.P.)
|-
|[[City Life]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[City Life Manhattan]]||(22+ pages)
|-
|[[Complete,Utter Randomness]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[Critical Thoughts]]||(W.I.P.)
|-
|[[Darkened Hope]]||(30+ pages)
|-
|[[Dating Game]]|| (34+ pages)
|-
|[[A Day In The Life Of A Dangerous Hitman]]||(24+ pages)
|-
|[[Dead Reckoning]]|| (WIP DO NOT EDIT)
|-
|[[Death Comes Quickly]]|| (Under construction. NO PUBLIC EDITS.)
|-
|[[Dogfight over Europe]]|| (35+ pages)
|-
|[[Don't Die]]|| (New! 35 pages)
|-
|[[Duel fates]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Fiddlers Green]]||(WIP)
|-
|[[Fogwood High: The Game]]|| (30+ pages)
|-
|[[The Foreign Devil]]|| (Under construction, so please don't edit)
|-
|[[Gears of war time]] || (Under Construction, please don't edit)
|-
|[[The Giant Building With A Million Rooms]] ||(175+ pages)
|-
|[[The Girl Down the Street]] ||(20 pages)
|-
|[[The Great War of Earth]] || (New story, under construction)
|-
|[[ Harry Potter Fanfiction Adventure]]|| (WIP DO NOT EDIT)
|-
|[[Hetalia:A Sleep Over At America's House]]|| (WIP Please Don't Edit)
|-
||[[Higschool Monsters]]|| (Warning: Gruesome) (Under Construction, Do not edit)
|-
|[[Hoboken Has Gone to Hell]]|| (25+ Pages, Public)
|-
|[[How I Became A Necromancer]]|| (Under Construction)
|-
|[[Identity Crisis]]|| (5 pages) (Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[I like Cookie]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[In The Army]] || (25+ pages)
|-
|[[InFeRnO]]|| (the under construction epic)
|-
|[[Insert Word Here]]|| (JUST STARTED)
|-
|[[It's Not Hard to Fail, It's Not Easy to Win]]|| (WIP, Do NOT edit please)
|-
|[[Jim's Barbeque]] (GREAT RIBS. UNLIMITED POSSIBILITIES.) || (15.5+ pages BUT SO MUCH MORE)
|-
|[[Life]] (Just the way you wanted it) Remake!
|-
|[[A Knights Quest]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds]] || (Open to pubic add on as you please:) )
|-
|[[Luigi and Mario Stories]]||(175+ pages)(11 stories)
|-
|[[Mahjor's Box]]|| (JUST STARTED, DO NOT EDIT)
|-
|[[ Medieval Life ]]|| (WIP)
|-
|[[Mess Effect 2]]|| (WIP)
|-
|[[Nations At War]]||(15+ pages)
|-
|[[The Never-Ending Quest]]||(30+ pages)
|-
|[[A New Beginning]]|| (0+ pages-just began)
|-
|[[A New Life]]||(40+ pages Public)
|-
|[[The Next Day]] || (Just Started, Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[the night at home]] || (just started)
|-
|[[ OF, Z!!! ]] || (I give up, too difficult/not worth it.)
|-
|[[out in the woods]] ||(in construction)
|-
|[[The Outbreak]]|| (No editing please)
|-
|[[Psychodude]]||(30+ pages Open to Public)
|-
|[[quest to kill tutorial genie]]||(Its Your Call)
|-
|[[Rebellion]]||(0+ Pages, Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[A random story]]||(333+ pages)
|-
|[[A Random Story About Random Stuff]]||(100+ pages)
|-
|[[Random III]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Random Four]]|| (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Rescue]]|| (36 pages) (Complete, Do not edit.)
|-
|[[Resident evil]] || (53 pages. Do NOT edit!.)
|-
|[[Resident Evil RPG]] || (W.I.P. Please don't edit)
|-
|[[Run From The Mob]]||(10+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[School Life]]|| (WIP) (Please do not edit until I take it out of WIP)
|-
|[[Serial X]]|| (25+ pages. Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Shit Happens, in Your Town.]]|| (7/15/10 12+ pages ((Do not edit)))
|-
|[[Short And Random Stories]]||(250+ pages)(25 stories)
|-
|[[The Short But True Story of The Secret Passage]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Silent Hill: Distorted Fantasies]]||(W.I.P. Please refrain from editing)
|-
|[[Slasher]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[Sniper]]|| (38+ pages, WIP, two story arcs so far, do NOT edit.)
|-
|[[Spirit Warp]] ||(50% finished and is NOT public, please leave it to me. feel free to play though!)
|-
|[[ splinter cell]]||(3+ pages)
|-
|[[Spongebob's Day Off]]||(80+ pages)
|-
|[[Spongebob VS Patrick]]||(40+ pages)
|-
|[[Spongebob Squarepants: A Dish Served Cold]]||(Just started, feel free to add on)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Dawn of the New Republic]] || (Just started)
|-
|[[Survival]] || (30+ pages W.I.P.)
|-
|[[Team Fortress 2: RED vs BLU]] || Under Construction, only editable by [[User:Jakeinator]]
|-
|[[Team Fortress 2: Spy vs. Sniper]] ||(40+ pages, started 6/24/09)
|-
|[[Tesco Midnight Run]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Thought Of Me]]||(200+ pages)
|-
|[[ To be named later ]]|| (IDK pages)*Bentenmike*
|-
|[[ Triforce ]]|| (WIP-please don't edit the story!!!)
|-
|[[Violence]]|| (+20 Pages, in progress)
|-
|[[ war in Europe ]]|| (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Warhammer: Sartosa, City of Pirates]] || (150+ pages, in progress)
|-
|[[Week of the Zombies]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[World Undone]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Yet Another Zombie Story]] || (Unknown+ pages If you Edit Keep It True)
|-
|[[YOUR CRAZY]] || (12 People can work on this)
|-
|[[Zach]]||(15+ pages)
|-
|[[Zombies]] || (Just started)
|-
|[[ Zombie Apocalypse]]|| (WIP Please Don't Edit)
|-
|[[Zombie blood]]||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[ Zombie Judgement Day ]]|| (35+ pages wip)
|-
|[[Zombie Overlord]] (Mmmm...Brains)||(50+ Pages,Work on It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Zombies NOT AGIAN]] ||(Just Started please don't edit)
|-
|[[Zombehz]] ||(10+ Pages,please don't edit!)
|}

==Adult Stories==
'''FOR 18+:''' No limits to content.

{|
|'''Story'''||'''Status'''
|-
|[[12MP]]|| (10 Pages)(Public)
|-
|[[8th grade]] (horny girl)|| (2 pages)(Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[The 007 Stories]] || (20+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[The adventures of Les Adam Chambers]] || (4+ pages)(Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[Alien Adventure]]||(15+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[All Alone]] (Lesbian)||(90+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[An Akatsuki Party]] || (0+ pages) (Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[Another Day At School...]] ||(40 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Archie's Gay Adventure]] (Gay)||(75+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Archie's Sexual Adventure]]||(50+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Assassin]]||(20+ pages) (Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[Band Forming thing]]||(100+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Beach Vacation]]||(13 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Benighted]]||(10+ pages) (Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[A Big Ugly Story]]||(20+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Birthday Bottom Boy's Blackout Bar-night]](Gay)||('''{{PAGESINCAT:Birthday Bottom Boy's Blackout Bar-night}}''' pages) (Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[Bi-sexual Sex stories]]||(80+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Blackmailed]]||(200 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Bleached]]||(8 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Boarding School Magic]]|| (20+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[The Boy They Called Hero]]||(15 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[The Cage]]||(12 pages)(Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[Choose Your Destiny]]||(80+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Club Piacere]]||(Just started)(Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[College Girls]]||(100+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Creekside University]]|| (4 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Days in the Life of Sammy Simm]]||(30+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Death Will Come]] || (15+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Dementa]]|| (5+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[The Devils Daughter]] || ('''{{PAGESINCAT:The Devil's Daughter}}''' pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Dirty Bit Of A Teen's Life]]||(1 page)(Public)
|-
|[[Down The Rabbit Hole]]||(00345 pages) (Hail Eris!) (Public)
|-
|[[Dread]]||(30+ pages)(Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[Druglord]]||(26 pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Dungeons and Dragons]]||(15 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[The Echidna Tale]] (Monster girl, transformation)||(31 pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Elleven]]|| (WIP) (W.I.P)
|-
|[[Eris of the Red Lions]]||(6 pages) (Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[Family Ties]](Just started)||(16 pages)(Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[First Day At College]](Gay)||(18 pages)(Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[Freshman Dream]] || (W.I.P. 14 page)(Public)
|-
|[[Freshman Year]] || (20 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Friday night]] || (43 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Fucking Classy]] || (14 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[ Fucking Me... Fucking You]]|| (0+ pages)
|-
|[[Furry World]]||(230+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[generator Rex sex adventure]]|| (just started) (public)
|-
|[[A Gifted Boy]]|| (Public)
|-
|[[A Gifted Woman]]|| (Public)
|-
|[[A girl on girl MY FIRST TIME]] (Lesbian)||(35+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Girl Scout Cookies]]||({{PAGESINCAT:Girl Scout Cookies}} pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Girl Scout Camp]] (the sequel)||({{PAGESINCAT:Girl Scout Camp}} pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Girlngirl High]] (Lesbian)||(32 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Gotham Conquest]]|| (x Pages)(Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[The Greatest Weekend Ever]]|| (19 pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Hardon High]] (Gay)||(80+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Harry Potter and the Connubialis Hex]]||(100+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Hentasy-Fi]]|| (8+ pages) (Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[High School]]||(455+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[High school Freshman Year]]|| (15+ pages W.I.P)
|-
|[[High School: Beverly Hills]]|| (0+ pages) (Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[High School Cutie]]|| (2 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[High School Sophomore Year‎‎]]|| (3 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[High School: The Way It Should Have Been]]|| (60+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[High School: A new beginning]]|| (New) (Public)
|-
|[[Hollywood Romp]]||(17 pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Home Early]]|| (45+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Icarly: Iwant sex|iCarly: iWant sex]]|| (80+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[I'll Be Gentle...]]|| (50+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Incubus]] (Bisexual Pirate Fantasy)||(41 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Invisible]]||(45 pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Jade Rogue]]||(13 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Kingdom Hearts: 5 Floors of Oblivion]]||(0 pages)(WIP)(Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[A Job]] || (40 pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Just Do It Already!]]||({{PAGESINCAT:Just Do It Already!}} pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Lady Van Helsing]] || ({{PAGESINCAT:Lady Van Helsing}} pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Legend of the Trailer Park]]||(100+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Let's Burn Down a Castle]]||(40+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Life of Unlimited Chances]]||(12 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Lesbian College Girls]]|| (0+ pages)WIP
|-
|[[Lost in the city]]||(W.I.P)(Public)
|-
|[[Mage Games]] (Gay Fantasy)||(30 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Melanie and Michael]]||(0+ pages, W.I.P., Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[Mob Story]]|| (12 pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Monday Night Combat:Erotica]] || (Public)
|-
|[[Naughty But Delicious]]|| (1 page)(Public)
|-
|[[Naughty Kitten]]|| (0+ pages. Just started. DO NOT EDIT. W.I.P.)
|-
|[[Neighborhood]]|| (29 pages) (Public)
|-
|[[The New God]] || (29 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Ninja Kittehs From Space!]]||(20+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Numbers]]||(50+ pages) (Kinda Public)
|-
|[[Oops! You're Naked!]] || (55 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Pedo romp]]||(200+ Pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Perverted Thirteen-Year-Old]]||(43 pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Pimp]]||(50+ pages. DO NOT EDIT W.I.P.)
|-
|[[Prince of Persia]]|| (0+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Pirates of the Carribbean]]|| (0+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Pokesex]]||(35+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Porn Empire]] ||(5+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[A portrait of an American Girl Named Myra|A Portrait of an American Girl Named Myra]]||(30+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Possessed]]||(133 pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Possessed Little Boy]]||(10+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[The Quest For Treguards Treasure]]|| (271 pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Rampage]]||('''600+''' pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Red Mobster]]||(30+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[School Fun]]||(30 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Sensual Realms]]|| (35+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[The Sexual Adventures of You]]|| (70+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Sex Adventure]]|| (W.I.P) (Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[Sexy World]]|| (20+ pages)(Do Not Edit)
|-
|[[ Sex in Ancient Rome]]|| (0+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[ShapeShifter]] ||(5 page)(Public)
|-
|[[SimLife]]||(5+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Slave to the Mist]]|| (40+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Smutty Sex Romp]]|| ('''10,000+''' pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Star Trek: A Night with Troi]]|| (29 pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Star Wars: The Complete Erotic Saga]]||('''{{PAGESINCAT:Star Wars: The Complete Erotic Saga}}''' pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Stalker]] ||(100+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[The Story of Jack Foster]]||(300+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Summer Party]] || (14 pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Super Power Fantasy]] || (5+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Supershifter]] || (12+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Survive]] || (18 pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Survival Story]] || (35+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Superhero?]] || (12 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Teenager]] || (60+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Testing Facility #80085]]||(6 pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Time for fun]]|| (0+ pages)(W.I.P)
|-
|[[The Time Lord]]||(Just started) (Public)
|-
|[[The Town]]|| (3 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[This Story Will Piss You Off]]||(55+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Tree of Doom]] || (30+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[University Daze]]|| ('''600+''' pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Vampire Weekend]]|| (300+ pages) (Public)
|-
|[[Victim]]|| ({{PAGESINCAT:Victim}} pages) (Public)
|-
|[[War and Sex]]|| (170+) (Public)
|-
|[[Warped]]|| (10 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Where are you?]]||(7 pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Whore it Out]]||(33+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[Work Attire]]|| (80+ pages)(Public)
|-
|[[The World is Yours]] || (8 pages)(Public)
|}

==[[Pit of Abandoned Stories]]==
Stories of less than ten pages that haven't been worked on by anyone in some time will be dropped into the Pit. Feel free to retrieve stories from the Pit and put them back here on the Main Page if you get inspired and add to one.

==Creating a Story==
If you have an idea for a story, you might like to try [[Idea Pitches|pitching your idea to other users]] and seeing how interested people might be in playing your story, what you could do to make playing your story fun, and who might be interested in collaborating with you to write it. Once you have done that, you can create it by entering your desired name for the Story into the search box and clicking '''Go'''. If the name has not already been taken, click this exact title to start the story. There are three general types of story. The first is the branching-plot story (an example of this is the Choose Your Own Adventure series of gamebooks), which require the reader to make choices but are otherwise like a regular novel. The second type is the role-playing game adventure, which combines the branching-plot novel with simple role-playing rules such as attack points and monster battles. The third type is the trivia quiz, where the player must answer questions as if they were on a game show.

==Instructions==
===Starting Template===
'''Copy and paste this for new pages:'''
<pre><nowiki>
Page text here

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}
[[Category: name of story you're working on]]
</nowiki>
</pre>

The next to the last line here is the ''status indicator''. The status indicator shown here is the ''basic'' status indicator. Different stories use different status indicators, and some use none at all. Look at the edit screen for the page you're starting from and copy that status indicator to the new page you're adding. Modify as necessary.

Every page should have the category at the bottom. This keeps track of all the pages in the story. You can copy the category line from the previous page to the one you're working on. The category, obviously, is ''never'' 'name of story you're working on'. You type in the actual name of the story.

For additional help in wiki syntax, click [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:Editing here]

===To edit a page===
Just click the edit tab on the top of the page

===To add an option===
<nowiki>[[Adventure name/New option name]]</nowiki>

Options that appear red on the page have no content. Click the link, paste in the above template, and then add your own content.

To avoid accidentally crossing with other users' stories, it may be best to create pages with more than just an option name, like [[Unicorns]] or [[Open your eyes]]. Instead, when you create a new page, call it [[You have to slay The Dragon/_Page 1]] or [[YOUR CRAZY/Give up]]. You can have the link name be whatever you want though, like this:
<nowiki>[[You have to slay The Dragon|Enter The Dragon's Lair]]</nowiki> will appear as [[You have to slay The Dragon|Enter The Dragon's Lair]] on the page.

This is for fun!

===Tips===
*Don't give too many options when starting a new story and leave half of them redlinked. Focus on a small number of story threads at first.
*Outline a general plan for what the intention of your story is when you start it: What genre and themes it belongs to.
*As alternative to plain formatting for your story, you may try using ''Italics'' to write the Narration, regular Font for character Dialogue and '''Bold''' for Character/Item/Location names or important developments. Example: ''As you walked through the'' '''Forest''', ''you heard a young girl calling out for you.'' "Jack! Wait for me! I have a gift for you!" ''Kate runs up to you and gives you the'' '''MacGuffin'''. Whatever style you choose, try to keep it consistent throughout the story.
*If you are having difficulty spacing out paragraphs, you can use <nowiki> </nowiki>. Example:
*<nowiki>This is an example of how to break up paragraphs on a page. This is the same example.</nowiki> will show as:
This is an example of how to break up paragraphs on a page. This is the same example.
*Don't inject crude humor into a story that's intended to be played straight.
*Please categorize the pages in your story. For example, if your story is called "The Story", then please add <nowiki>[[Category:The Story]]</nowiki> to each new page you create for your story.

==Rules==
People have a tendency to create branches where the character dies. To prevent the story from being just a tree with all dead ends:
*For each page where you kill the player's character, you must create at least 2 pages (with content) where s/he can go on.
*Please stick to the theme and setting of the story, and discuss ideas for major changes on the discussion pages. Although creativity is encouraged, radical plot changes and inconsistencies will ruin the flow.
*If something is off topic, remove it.
*Try to capitalize and spell your words correctly.
*'''ADD OPTIONS AND NOT JUST TEXT!''' Complete pages include options so the story can continue (unless the page is an ending). Incomplete pages will be edited or deleted.

==To Do List==
*Go through and fix or remove status indicators from pages.
**Some are not needed in stories and were copied and pasted from the template.
**Some are missing the level and MP from the line of code.
*Remove off-topic pages.
*Correct capitalization and spelling mistakes.
*Add a basic, or main, timeline of background events during the period that the character is making choices in - those events are usually out of the character's control. This will help add consistency.
*Pages with major spelling, grammar or other problems, but not problems that render the page spam and a candidate for deletion, should be categorized in the Pages Requiring Attention Category to get other editors to help fix it up. If a page is not yet complete, add it to Category:Pages Under Construction so people know the editor is still working on it and it does not need to have someone improve it.
*Story Endings should be categorized with Category:Endings.

== Poor Taste Stories ==

'''FOR 21+''' No limits to content. Don't blame us.

{|
|Story||Status
|-
|[[Dark Nights]] ||(3 pages)
|-
|[[Fuckin Screwed Up]]||(90+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[The Guy Who Held His Breath Forever]]||(Work in Progress)
|-
|[[Terror in Tibet]]||(DO NOT EDIT, for guys only.)
|-
|[[Kill As Many People As You Can]]||(5+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Kill The President]]||(5+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Molest Little Boys]] (Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[One Messed Up Story]] (A Story For Guys)||(100+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Short and Funni.]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[S.W.A.T.]]||(Just Started, PLEASE HELP WITH IDEAS, ITS PUBLIC)
|-
|[[Would You, Could You, Fuck A Goat?!]]||(Just Started, Work On It(please), It's Public)
|}

==Meta-Games==
*[[CYOA Drinking Game]] (Teen/Adult, though you can play with soda if you're under the minimum age for drinking alcohol.)
*[[You Know You Play Too Many CYOAs When|You Know You Play Too Many CYOAs When...]]

[[Category: System Pages]]

Head to the wet t-shirt competition

The Rainman — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 22:37:55 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with ' | Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) Leaving Sheila at the apartment, you get back into the Cutlass and drive over to the west side of town. Night falls, and the magic hour t…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

Leaving Sheila at the apartment, you get back into the Cutlass and drive over to the west side of town. Night falls, and the magic hour transcends into a pitch black, broken only by the spotlights which are luring horny men from all four corners of the city to watch the competition. Bass thumps from inside of the club. As you park your car and walk toward the entrance of "Crazy Girls," there is a minor scuffle between a bouncer and a drunken patron. The bouncer makes short work of the drunk, then regards you as you walk forward.

*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

Head to the Convention Center

The Rainman — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 22:35:22 GMT

The Rainman:

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

You leave Shiela at your new apartment and take the viaduct to the east side of town. Driving with the ragtop off, the breeze comes int your car and sends a chill down your spine. You're on top of the world for the moment. You pass a distillery and a paper mill on your right, which both give off an acrid smell that reminds you of the gritty city. You pull into the massive parking lot across from the Convention Center, where thousands of business class men and women have flocked from around the country. You stand out in your pimp's costume, but no one seems to mind. You walk toward the mouth of the convention center, where a woman dressed in a black gala dress is handing out flyers. "Here's a map, so you don't get lost," she says, smiling.

*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

Head to the Convention Center

The Rainman — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 22:32:15 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with ' {{Status| Cutlass=”Number of Women-1” |Sharkskin Suit|Level=Pimp}}'

{{Status| Cutlass=”Number of Women-1” |Sharkskin Suit|Level=Pimp}}

Head to your new apartment

The Rainman — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 22:30:02 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) Sheila, your first prostitute (known in the lingo as a "bottom bitch," rides shotgun with you in the Cutlass, giving you directions to you…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

Sheila, your first prostitute (known in the lingo as a "bottom bitch," rides shotgun with you in the Cutlass, giving you directions to your new pad. "I'm so excited, Daddy." She says, nuzzling up against your new suit. "Thanks for getting Leroy out of the way. He was a mean daddy." She points to a highrise on the right-hand side of the street and says, "Right there, daddy." You pull the Cutty into a free space and get out. You go to the eighth floor and check out the new digs. Impressive. It ain't the Taj Mahal, but it's better than the one-room flat you previously occupied. It's pre-furnished and wall-to-wall carpeted. As Sheila splays herself out on the bed, she says, "Hey daddy. I think I can bring some more girls into the stable if you want. We've got a couple choices, though. Number one, there's a big internet entrepeneur convention in town at the city center. There'll be a lot of freelance girls hanging out there you might be able to scoop up. Or, we can check out the wet t-shirt contest downtown and you can try to turn out a new girl who's not in the business. Either way, is cool with me. I'm gonna rest my feet for a couple hours, though."

*[[Head to the Convention Center]]
*[[Head to the wet t-shirt competition]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

Click for More

The Rainman — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 22:21:25 GMT

The Rainman:

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

Congratulations! You have acquired your first whore. She will earn you roughly $200 per day, which translates into $6000 a month, or $72,000 per year. With this, your status increases. You are no longer a small-time hood. You are a genuine pimp (admittedly one at the beginning of his career). You no longer wear snakeskin, but now have a genuine sharkskin suit and alligator shoes. You also have a cane with a cameo Lady of Guadalupe crowning its head. You still drive the Cutlass, but it is now outfitted with gold rims and tinted windows. Time to go check out your new place.

*[[Head to your new apartment]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

Pimping

The Rainman — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 22:17:51 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) Welcome to the Pimp Game. Once you're in it, you're never the same. *Begin Pimping {{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-0''|Healt…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

Welcome to the Pimp Game. Once you're in it, you're never the same.

*[[Begin Pimping]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-0''|Health=100|Level=Small Time Hood}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

Click for More

The Rainman — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 22:16:46 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) Congratulations! You have acquired your first whore. She will earn you roughly $200 per day, which translates into $6000 a month, or $72,0…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

Congratulations! You have acquired your first whore. She will earn you roughly $200 per day, which translates into $6000 a month, or $72,000 per year. With this, your status increases. You are no longer a small-time hood. You are a genuine pimp (admittedly one at the beginning of his career). You no longer wear snakeskin, but now have a genuine sharkskin suit and alligator shoes. You also have a cane with a cameo Lady of Guadalupe crowning its head. You still drive the Cutlass, but it is now outfitted with gold rims and tinted windows. Time to go check out your new place.

*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Level=Pimp}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

Run up the block as fast your legs will carry you

The Rainman — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 22:12:52 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) You run so fast that your fedora flies off your head. Your snakeskin trenchcoat flies open and billows behind you as the bullets fly. A st…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

You run so fast that your fedora flies off your head. Your snakeskin trenchcoat flies open and billows behind you as the bullets fly. A stray shot flies through the restaurant, pinning the unlucky waitress in the leg. She falls to the ground in agony. You continue up the block and weave your way through alleys until you are sure your pursuers have lost your trail. Time to tell the hooker the good news.

*[[ Go to a payphone and call the hooker on the strip to let her know her “man” is no longer in the picture]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-0''|Health=100|Level=Small Time Hood}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

Use cars as cover and run for your Cutlass

The Rainman — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 22:10:32 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) You keep low, running past the dead pimp's Impala until you come to your car. Still ducking, you put the keys in the door and open the pas…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

You keep low, running past the dead pimp's Impala until you come to your car. Still ducking, you put the keys in the door and open the passenger side. A bullet bounces off the conrete and richocets, grazing you. Then you slide over to the driver's side with your head ducked low and peel off down the block, leaving the two young trigger-men to cough on your trail of exhaust.

*[[ Go to a payphone and call the hooker on the strip to let her know her “man” is no longer in the picture]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-0''|Health=100|Level=Small Time Hood}}

[[Category: Pimping]]

Return fire

The Rainman — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 22:07:54 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with ' | Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) You stand your ground, firing your last two shots. You manage to wing one of the two kids in his left shoulder. However, both are still…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

You stand your ground, firing your last two shots. You manage to wing one of the two kids in his left shoulder. However, both are still standing and have more than enough ammo left in their clips. A stray shot hits you in the left hand, forcing you to drop your gun. Before you can retrieve it, three more shots are triangulated in the center of your forehead, knocking you into unconsciousness.

*[[Click To Continue]]

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Pull out your .38 here and now and begin unloading into his back, through the glass pane of the restaurant

The Rainman — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 22:05:40 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) You reach inside of your snakeskin jacket and pull out the .38. You level your weapon through the window and begin squeezing. Your first s…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

You reach inside of your snakeskin jacket and pull out the .38. You level your weapon through the window and begin squeezing. Your first shot shatters the glass pane. Your next one hits the pimp in the kidney area, just as he is turning. As his body is lifted by your third shot, he brandishes his own miniature Mac 10. Your fourth shot lands squarely in his left eye, knocking the eyeball from the socket and sending him over the counter. As the cordite smoke clears, you turn to hear footsteps behind you. Two kids, apparently loyal to the now-dead pimp, begin firing shots in your direction from their nickel-plated Desert Eagles. Do you:

*[[Return fire]]
*[[Use cars as cover and run for your Cutlass]]
*[[Run up the block as fast your legs will carry you]]

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Click To Continue

The Rainman — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 21:59:46 GMT

The Rainman: Created page with ' | Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) You are laid out in a casket, buried in your finest suit, as per your request. Attendees at your funeral are few, limited only to relat…'

|[[ Pimping]]|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)

You are laid out in a casket, buried in your finest suit, as per your request. Attendees at your funeral are few, limited only to relatives, and your weeping mother, whose gentle sobs fill the parlor. Well, as the old song says, "Pimpin' ain't easy."`

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Look, the bitch is mine now. Understand?

The Rainman — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 21:58:03 GMT

The Rainman:

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"If you'd asked me like a man," the pimp says, his blood boiling, "you might have had a chance." He stands and brandishes his cane, which is concealing a long-blade, which he quickly unsheathes. Before you know what has happened he has made two crosshatched slices across your chest. A font of blood sprouts like a geyser from your chest and you fall to the ground, tiny bubbles of red forming in the corners of your mouth.

*[[Click To Continue ]]

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