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			<title>User talk:Mindfulloffire</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{incomplete}}--[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 12:40, 27 March 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Please do not change [[Kill yourself]]. This is used in multiple stories, and should remain as is since it may affect other stories. If you don't like it, please create your own specific page. I have changed it back. --[[User:DirtyMeStoryTime|Dirty Me]] 13:08, 28 March 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;um... my pages did have options.  and as soon as i learned about the status bar i started using it.  &lt;br /&gt;
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also.  my edit to the &amp;quot;kill yourself&amp;quot; kind of applied to every story considering each story is a separate version of reality.  but NBD I guess this is your &amp;quot;turf&amp;quot; or whatever.&lt;br /&gt;
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this story had a lot of loose endings when i started playing with it.  it needs work we're having fun editing it.&lt;br /&gt;
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i can't work on too many threads at once i am planning on playing with a few different things but i'm only one person and this isn't a job its for fun.  whats the issue?&amp;quot;- mindfulloffire&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2014 01:08:13 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/User_talk:Mindfulloffire</comments>		</item>
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			<title>User talk:Mindfulloffire</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/User_talk:Mindfulloffire</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{incomplete}}--[[User:Platypus|Platypus]] 12:40, 27 March 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Please do not change [[Kill yourself]]. This is used in multiple stories, and should remain as is since it may affect other stories. If you don't like it, please create your own specific page. I have changed it back. --[[User:DirtyMeStoryTime|Dirty Me]] 13:08, 28 March 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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um... my pages did have options.  and as soon as i learned about the status bar i started using it.  &lt;br /&gt;
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also.  my edit to the &amp;quot;kill yourself&amp;quot; kind of applied to every story considering each story is a separate version of reality.  but NBD I guess this is your &amp;quot;turf&amp;quot; or whatever.&lt;br /&gt;
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this story had a lot of loose endings when i started playing with it.  it needs work we're having fun editing it.  whats the issue?- mindfulloffire&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2014 00:58:39 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/User_talk:Mindfulloffire</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Talk:Savor the dry, nutty flavor of the beer</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Savor_the_dry,_nutty_flavor_of_the_beer</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;Created page with 'I accidentally created a plot hole because I didn't know about this page yet.  Arthur has the option of watching his home collapse and then following ford to the pub.    It is po…'&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I accidentally created a plot hole because I didn't know about this page yet.&lt;br /&gt;
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Arthur has the option of watching his home collapse and then following ford to the pub.  &lt;br /&gt;
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It is possible for Arthur to watch his home collapse and then hear his home being demolished again.  &lt;br /&gt;
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any thoughts on how we can fix it?&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2014 12:43:43 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Savor_the_dry,_nutty_flavor_of_the_beer</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Kill yourself</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Kill_yourself</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Obviously you die.&lt;br /&gt;
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(...but only in this version of reality.)&lt;br /&gt;
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The End.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: 1st Day Of Highschool]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: The Revolutionary War]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Archie's Sexual Adventure]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: An Airplane Journey]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Band Forming thing]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: The Blood Thirsty Mime]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:To Court!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crossroads]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:CTF]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: A Day In The Life Of A Survivor]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy| ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Humanity]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Kalew]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:To Kill A Salesman]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Love and fireballs]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Madman's Mansion]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Percy Jackson]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Spartacus]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Speed-run]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Spongebob-RPG]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Spongebob's Day Off]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Star Wars: A New Adventure]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Wanna be a hobo?]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: YNGO]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Zombie Blood]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: ZX1]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Endings]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2014 12:39:43 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Kill_yourself</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Kill yourself</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Kill_yourself</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Obviously you die.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(...but only in this version of reality).&lt;br /&gt;
The End.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: 1st Day Of Highschool]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: The Revolutionary War]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Archie's Sexual Adventure]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: An Airplane Journey]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Band Forming thing]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: The Blood Thirsty Mime]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:To Court!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crossroads]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:CTF]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: A Day In The Life Of A Survivor]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy| ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Humanity]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Kalew]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:To Kill A Salesman]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Love and fireballs]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Madman's Mansion]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Percy Jackson]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Spartacus]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Speed-run]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Spongebob-RPG]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Spongebob's Day Off]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Star Wars: A New Adventure]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Wanna be a hobo?]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: YNGO]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Zombie Blood]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: ZX1]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Endings]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2014 12:39:19 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Kill_yourself</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Kill yourself</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Kill_yourself</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Obviously you die.&lt;br /&gt;
(...but only in this version of reality).&lt;br /&gt;
The End.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: 1st Day Of Highschool]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: The Revolutionary War]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Archie's Sexual Adventure]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: An Airplane Journey]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Band Forming thing]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: The Blood Thirsty Mime]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:To Court!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Crossroads]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:CTF]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: A Day In The Life Of A Survivor]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy| ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Humanity]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Kalew]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:To Kill A Salesman]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Love and fireballs]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Madman's Mansion]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Percy Jackson]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Spartacus]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Speed-run]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Spongebob-RPG]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Spongebob's Day Off]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Star Wars: A New Adventure]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Wanna be a hobo?]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: YNGO]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Zombie Blood]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: ZX1]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Endings]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2014 12:39:02 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Kill_yourself</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Watch as your home becomes rubble</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Watch_as_your_home_becomes_rubble</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;You sip your less than impressive tea while the workers make the final preparations.  Large.  Yellow.  Bulldozer.  It is prepped and ready.  The engine rumbles.  The driver has a hungry look in his eyes, a desire for destruction.  He engages the engines forward gear and you watch the large yellow bulldozer approach everything you own (except your bathrobe, a flathead screwdriver, some pocket fluff, and a lousy cup of tea).  The bulldozer blade finally makes contact with a bit of a scratchy metal nails on chalkboard sound and in a moment your house is rubble.  The forshadowing of this is entirely lost on you (due to human's limited unidirectional perception of time).&lt;br /&gt;
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Ford Chimes in,&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Well, that went down fairly quickly.  Aurthur, I demand that you join me at the pub for some beers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Will you&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Follow Ford to the pub]] or &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kill Yourself]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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{{HHStatus|Equipment=A flathead screwdriver, pocket fluff, a lousy cup of tea}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2014 12:35:36 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Watch_as_your_home_becomes_rubble</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Watch as your home becomes rubble</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Watch_as_your_home_becomes_rubble</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;You sip your less than impressive tea while the workers make the final preparations.  Large.  Yellow.  Bulldozer.  It is prepped and ready.  The engine rumbles.  The driver has a hungry look in his eyes, a desire for destruction.  He engages the engines forward gear and you watch the large yellow bulldozer approach everything you own (except your bathrobe, a flathead screwdriver, some pocket fluff, and a lousy cup of tea).  The bulldozer blade finally makes contact with a bit of a scratchy metal nails on chalkboard sound and in a moment your house is rubble.  The forshadowing of this is entirely lost on you (due to human's limited unidirectional perception of time).&lt;br /&gt;
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Ford Chimes in,&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Well, that went down fairly quickly.  Aurthur I insist that you join me at the pub for some beers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Will you&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Follow Ford to the pub]] or &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kill Yourself]]?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{HHStatus|Equipment=A flathead screwdriver, pocket fluff, a lousy cup of tea}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2014 12:33:49 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Watch_as_your_home_becomes_rubble</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Watch as your home becomes rubble</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Watch_as_your_home_becomes_rubble</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;Created page with 'You sip your less than impressive tea while the workers make the final preparations.  Large.  Yellow.  Bulldozer.  It is prepped and ready.  The engine rumbles.  The driver has a…'&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;You sip your less than impressive tea while the workers make the final preparations.  Large.  Yellow.  Bulldozer.  It is prepped and ready.  The engine rumbles.  The driver has a hungry look in his eyes, a desire for destruction.  He engages the engines forward gear and you watch the large yellow bulldozer approach everything you own (except your bathrobe, a flathead screwdriver, some pocket fluff, and a lousy cup of tea).  The bulldozer blade finally makes contact with a bit of a scratchy metal nails on chalkboard sound and in a moment your house is rubble.  The forshadowing of this is entirely lost on you (due to human's limited unidirectional perception of time).&lt;br /&gt;
Ford Chimes in,&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Well, that went down fairly quickly.  Aurthur I insist that you join me at the pub for some beers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Will you&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Follow Ford to the pub]] or &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kill Yourself]]?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{HHStatus|Equipment=A flathead screwdriver, pocket fluff, a lousy cup of tea}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2014 12:33:07 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Watch_as_your_home_becomes_rubble</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Let the workers do their job</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Let_the_workers_do_their_job</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;After weighing your options carefully you agree to the man's terms.  In a few moments you are brought a cup of tea that is slightly less than impressive but still you are glad of it's warmth and flavor.  With you out of their way the workmen begin the final preparations for the destruction of your home.  Your friend Ford Prefect is suddenly there to console you but insists that you mourn the loss of your home over a couple of beers at the pub.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Follow Ford to the pub]] or &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Watch as your home becomes rubble]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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{{HHStatus|Equipment=A flathead screwdriver, pocket fluff, a lousy cup of tea}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2014 01:12:49 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Let_the_workers_do_their_job</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Let the workers do their job</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Let_the_workers_do_their_job</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;After weighing your options carefully you agree to the man's terms.  In a few moments you are brought a cup of tea that is slightly less than impressive but still you are glad of it's warmth and flavor.  With you out of their way the workmen begin the final preparations for the destruction of your home.  Your friend Ford Prefect is their to console you but insists that you mourn the loss of your home over a couple of beers at the pub.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Follow Ford to the pub]] or &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Watch as your home becomes rubble]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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{{HHStatus|Equipment=A flathead screwdriver, pocket fluff, a lousy cup of tea}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2014 01:12:19 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Let_the_workers_do_their_job</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Let the workers do their job</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Let_the_workers_do_their_job</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;Created page with 'After weighing your options carefully you agree to the man's terms.  In a few moments you are brought a cup of tea that is slightly less than impressive but still you are glad of…'&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;After weighing your options carefully you agree to the man's terms.  In a few moments you are brought a cup of tea that is slightly less than impressive but still you are glad of it's warmth and flavor.  With you out of their way the workmen begin the final preparations for the destruction of your home.  Your friend Ford Prefect is their to console you but insists that you mourn the loss of your home over a couple of beers at the pub.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Follow ford to the pub]] or &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Watch as your home becomes rubble]]?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{HHStatus|Equipment=A flathead screwdriver, pocket fluff, a lousy cup of tea}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2014 01:11:58 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Let_the_workers_do_their_job</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Add items to your shopping list</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Add_items_to_your_shopping_list</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;You try hard and think about other items to shop for but it is extremely hard not having had any tea this morning. You hover over the counter with your pen and list and you finally hear the sound of the bulldozer as it drives slowly into your house demolishing everything you own. You are killed by your house debris collapsing onto you&lt;br /&gt;
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Game over...&lt;br /&gt;
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{{HHStatus|Equipment=A flathead screwdriver, pocket fluff, shopping list, no tea, as if it matters}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2014 18:01:40 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Add_items_to_your_shopping_list</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Add items to your shopping list</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Add_items_to_your_shopping_list</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;Created page with 'You try hard and think about other items to shop for but it is extremely hard not having had any tea this morning. You hover over the counter with your pen and list you finally h…'&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;You try hard and think about other items to shop for but it is extremely hard not having had any tea this morning. You hover over the counter with your pen and list you finally hear the sound of the bulldozer as it drives slowly into your house demolishing everything you own. You are killed by your house debris collapsing onto you&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Game over...&lt;br /&gt;
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{{HHStatus|Equipment=A flathead screwdriver, pocket fluff, shopping list, no tea, as if it matters}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2014 17:48:04 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Add_items_to_your_shopping_list</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Rush to your Macintosh II to write a novel about the curious similarities between bulldozers and funny cats</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Rush_to_your_Macintosh_II_to_write_a_novel_about_the_curious_similarities_between_bulldozers_and_funny_cats</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;You finish what you believe to be a truly thought provoking chapter before the bulldozer drives slowly into your house demolishing everything you own. You are killed by your house debris collapsing onto you.  You manage to save the document before your last breath.&lt;br /&gt;
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Game over...&lt;br /&gt;
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{{HHStatus|Equipment=A flathead screwdriver, pocket fluff, no tea, as if it matters}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2014 17:42:34 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Rush_to_your_Macintosh_II_to_write_a_novel_about_the_curious_similarities_between_bulldozers_and_funny_cats</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Rush to your Macintosh II to write a novel about the curious similarities between bulldozers and funny cats</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Rush_to_your_Macintosh_II_to_write_a_novel_about_the_curious_similarities_between_bulldozers_and_funny_cats</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;You finish what you believe to be a truly thought provoking chapter before the bulldozer drives slowly into your house demolishing everything you own you are killed by your house debris collapsing onto you.  You manage to save the document before your last breath.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Game over...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{HHStatus|Equipment=A flathead screwdriver, pocket fluff, no tea, as if it matters}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2014 17:42:02 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Rush_to_your_Macintosh_II_to_write_a_novel_about_the_curious_similarities_between_bulldozers_and_funny_cats</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Poke the pocket fluff</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Poke_the_pocket_fluff</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;It feels fluffy.  And poking it makes you sneeze.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Swallow the buffered analgesic]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Examine the flathead screwdriver]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Search your kitchen for tea]] &lt;br /&gt;
{{HHStatus|Equipment=A flathead screwdriver, a buffered analgesic, pocket fluff, no tea}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2014 17:38:45 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Poke_the_pocket_fluff</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Poke the pocket fluff</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Poke_the_pocket_fluff</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;It feels fluffy.  And poking it makes you sneeze.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Swallow the buffered analgesic]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Examine the flathead screwdriver]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Poke the pocket fluff]] &lt;br /&gt;
{{HHStatus|Equipment=A flathead screwdriver, a buffered analgesic, pocket fluff, no tea}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2014 17:37:43 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Poke_the_pocket_fluff</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Search your kitchen for tea</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Search_your_kitchen_for_tea</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;Created page with 'You search your kitchen cabinets in all the usual tea hiding places eventually finding your shopping list.  Shopping List:  Tea.  You hear the large yellow bulldozer making large…'&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;You search your kitchen cabinets in all the usual tea hiding places eventually finding your shopping list.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Shopping List:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tea.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You hear the large yellow bulldozer making large yellow bulldozer noises.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Go outside to investigate the bulldozers]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[add items to your shopping list]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{HHStatus|Equipment=A flathead screwdriver, pocket fluff, no tea}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2014 17:36:10 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Search_your_kitchen_for_tea</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Poke the pocket fluff</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Poke_the_pocket_fluff</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;It feels fluffy.  And poking it makes you sneeze.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Swallow the buffered analgesic]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Examine the flathead screwdriver]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Poke the pocket fluff]] again&lt;br /&gt;
{{HHStatus|Equipment=A flathead screwdriver, a buffered analgesic, pocket fluff, no tea}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2014 17:30:29 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Poke_the_pocket_fluff</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Demand a cup of tea</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Demand_a_cup_of_tea</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The workers continue to look at you quizically and Mr. L Prosser decides to use this opportunity.&lt;br /&gt;
If you are brought a cup of tea will you *[[let the workers do their job]] or *[[wait while the mud dries]]?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{HHStatus|Equipment=A flathead screwdriver, pocket fluff, no tea}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2014 16:02:48 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Demand_a_cup_of_tea</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Demand a cup of tea</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Demand_a_cup_of_tea</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The workers continue to look at you quizically and Mr. L Prosser decides to use this opportunity.&lt;br /&gt;
If you are brought a cup of tea will you *[[let the workers do their job]] or *[[wait while the mudd dries]]?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{HHStatus|Equipment=A flathead screwdriver, pocket fluff, no tea}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2014 16:01:50 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Demand_a_cup_of_tea</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Demand a cup of tea</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Demand_a_cup_of_tea</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The workers continue to look at you quizically and Mr. L Prosser decides to use this opportunity.&lt;br /&gt;
If you are brought a cup of tea will you *[[let the workers do their job]] or *[[wait till the mudd dries]]?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{HHStatus|Equipment=A flathead screwdriver, pocket fluff, no tea}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2014 16:00:56 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Demand_a_cup_of_tea</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Demand a cup of tea</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Demand_a_cup_of_tea</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;Created page with 'The workers continue to look at you quizically and Mr. L Prosser decides to use this opportunity. If you are brought a cup of tea will you *[let the workers do their job] or *[wa…'&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The workers continue to look at you quizically and Mr. L Prosser decides to use this opportunity.&lt;br /&gt;
If you are brought a cup of tea will you *[let the workers do their job] or *[wait till the mudd dries]?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{HHStatus|Equipment=A flathead screwdriver, pocket fluff, no tea}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2014 16:00:26 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Demand_a_cup_of_tea</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Refuse to release your vice-like jaw from the bulldozer</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Refuse_to_release_your_vice-like_jaw_from_the_bulldozer</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Yellow.  You have tasted yellow things; yellow cake, bananas, lemon... in tea is really nice, none of these flavors cross your tongue at this point, yellow metal.  You've never tasted rust before but you assume this is what it is like.  You begin to think your jaw stretch was less than sufficient.  The worker whose job it is to drive the large yellow bulldozer through your house takes his place and turns the key. The sensation is certainly new, terrible, but new.  The vibration of the motor sends waves through the entire giant yellow metal object which sends it into your teeth and vice like jaw, and every other part of the head that controls it.  You havn't even had tea yet.  You release your jaw from the bulldozer and...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[climb up into the bulldozer]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[hold your now throbbing head]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[demand a cup of tea]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{HHStatus|Equipment=A flathead screwdriver, pocket fluff, no tea}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2014 15:53:26 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Refuse_to_release_your_vice-like_jaw_from_the_bulldozer</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Release your vice-like jaw from the bulldozer</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Release_your_vice-like_jaw_from_the_bulldozer</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;That was less than pleasant and now all the workers are staring at you wondering what you'll do next.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Snarl and growl at the workers like a rabid animal]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Demand a cup of tea]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wait while the mud dries]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{HHStatus|Equipment=A flathead screwdriver, pocket fluff, no tea}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2014 15:47:40 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Release_your_vice-like_jaw_from_the_bulldozer</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Release your vice-like jaw from the bulldozer</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Release_your_vice-like_jaw_from_the_bulldozer</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;That was less than pleasant and now all the workers are staring at you wondering what you'll do next.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Snarl and growl at the workers like a rabid animal]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Demand a cup of tea]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{HHStatus|Equipment=A flathead screwdriver, pocket fluff, no tea}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2014 13:37:53 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Release_your_vice-like_jaw_from_the_bulldozer</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Release your vice-like jaw from the bulldozer</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Release_your_vice-like_jaw_from_the_bulldozer</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;That was less than pleasant and now all the workers are staring at you wondering what you'll do next.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Snarl and growl at the workers like a rabit animal]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Demand a cup of tea]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{HHStatus|Equipment=A flathead screwdriver, pocket fluff, no tea}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2014 13:37:26 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Release_your_vice-like_jaw_from_the_bulldozer</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Release your vice-like jaw from the bulldozer</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Release_your_vice-like_jaw_from_the_bulldozer</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;Created page with 'That was less than pleasant and now all the workers are staring at you wondering what you'll do next.    *Snarl and growl at the workers like a rabit animal *[[Demand a cup o…'&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;That was less than pleasant and now all the workers are staring at you wondering what you'll do next.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Snarl and growl at the workers like a rabit animal]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Demand a cup of tea]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wait while the mudd dries]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{HHStatus|Equipment=A flathead screwdriver, pocket fluff, no tea}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2014 13:37:05 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Release_your_vice-like_jaw_from_the_bulldozer</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Bite the lead bulldozer</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Bite_the_lead_bulldozer</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;You stretch out your jaw for a moment to ensure maximum bite power.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When you feel as though your jaw is adequately stretched you lean in and bite onto the lead bulldozer.  The workers glance over looking at you warily.  You have now become an interesting part of what would have been a normal day at work.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You feel accomplished because you have slowed, if not halted, the process of the destruction of your house.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You ponder the options available to you now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Refuse to release your vice-like jaw from the bulldozer]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Release your vice-like jaw from the bulldozer]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{HHStatus|Equipment=A flathead screwdriver, pocket fluff, no tea}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2014 13:36:18 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Bite_the_lead_bulldozer</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Refuse to release your vice-like jaw from the bulldozer</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Refuse_to_release_your_vice-like_jaw_from_the_bulldozer</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;Created page with 'Yellow.  You have tasted yellow things; yellow cake, bananas, lemon... in tea is really nice, none of these flavors cross your tongue at this point, yellow metal.  You've never t…'&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Yellow.  You have tasted yellow things; yellow cake, bananas, lemon... in tea is really nice, none of these flavors cross your tongue at this point, yellow metal.  You've never tasted rust before but you assume this is what it is like.  You begin to think your jaw stretch was less than sufficient.  The worker whose job it is to drive the large yellow bulldozer through your house takes his place and turns the key. The sensation is certainly new, terrible, but new.  The vibration of the motor sends waves through the entire giant yellow metal object which sends it into your teeth and vice like jaw, and every other part of the head that controls it.  You havn't even had tea yet.  You release your jaw from the bulldozer and...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[climb up into the bulldozer]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[throw rocks at the driver]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[demand a cup of tea]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{HHStatus|Equipment=A flathead screwdriver, pocket fluff, no tea}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2014 13:27:28 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Refuse_to_release_your_vice-like_jaw_from_the_bulldozer</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Bite the lead bulldozer</title>
			<link>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Bite_the_lead_bulldozer</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;You stretch out your jaw for a moment to ensure maximum bite power.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When you feel as though your jaw is adequately stretched you lean in and bite onto the lead bulldozer.  The workers glance over looking at you warily.  You have now become an interesting part of what would have been a normal day at work.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You feel accomplished because you have slowed, if not halted, the process of the destruction of your house.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You ponder the options available to you now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[refuse to release your vice like jaw from the bulldozer]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[release your vice like jaw from the bulldozer]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{HHStatus|Equipment=A flathead screwdriver, pocket fluff, no tea}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2014 12:51:09 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Bite_the_lead_bulldozer</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Bite the lead bulldozer</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;You stretch out your jaw for a moment to ensure maximum bite power.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When you feel as though your jaw is adequately stretched you lean in and bite onto the lead bulldozer.  The workers glance over looking at you warily.  You have now become an interesting part of what would have been a normal day at work.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You feel accomplished because you have slowed, if not halted, the process of the destruction of your house.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You ponder the options available to you now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[refuse to release your vice like jaw from the bulldozer]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[release your vice like jaw from the bulldozer]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{HHStatus|Equipment=A flathead screwdriver, pocket fluff, no tea}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2014 12:49:53 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Bite_the_lead_bulldozer</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Bite the lead bulldozer</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Mindfulloffire:&amp;#32;Created page with 'You stretch out your jaw for a moment to ensure maximum bite power.  When you feel as though your jaw is adequately stretched you lean in and bite on to the lead bulldozer.  The …'&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;You stretch out your jaw for a moment to ensure maximum bite power.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When you feel as though your jaw is adequately stretched you lean in and bite on to the lead bulldozer.  The workers glance over looking at you warily.  You have now become an interesting part of what would have been a normal day at work.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You feel accomplished because you have slowed if not halted the process of the destruction of your house.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You ponder the options available to you now.&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2014 12:31:40 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Mindfulloffire</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Bite_the_lead_bulldozer</comments>		</item>
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