Create Your Own Story - User contributions [en]

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Ishmaeldaro — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 07:17:25 GMT

Ishmaeldaro:

Your name is Arthur Dent. You wake up one fine morning to the sound of bulldozers gathering around your house.

Do you:
*[[Go investigate.]]
*[[Go back to bed]]
*[[Werewolf|Become a werewolf.]]

{{HHStatus|Equipment=No tea}}
[[Category:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy| ]]
Note: To anyone unfamiliar with the trilogy in five parts known as ''The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'', it is the work of the late, great Douglas Adams and is available at bookstores everywhere.

Okay

Ishmaeldaro — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 07:14:47 GMT

Ishmaeldaro:

What?
There's nothing here!

John Stamos

Ishmaeldaro — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 07:14:32 GMT

Ishmaeldaro:

You call John and a few minutes later he is right beside you as you walk arm in arm down the Blvd. You have a super fun time talking about his many television appearances and resolve to meet up again soon, on Hooker Blvd.

[[Okay]].

Don't John Stamos.

Ishmaeldaro — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 07:12:32 GMT

Ishmaeldaro:

Okay.

Hooker boulevard

Ishmaeldaro — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 07:12:24 GMT

Ishmaeldaro:

You enjoy a rollicking night on Hooker Blvd. It is fun, you like what has gone on there. But you wish that you could enjoy this with your best friend, John Stamos.

[[John Stamos|Call John Stamos.]]

[[Don't John Stamos.]]

Anal City, USA

Ishmaeldaro — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 07:10:14 GMT

Ishmaeldaro:

You are a resident of Collin's Gate in Anal City, USA.
Your suburb is quiet, peaceful, and full of missionary-style sex. You feel as though you're not living up to the founding fathers' dream of an anal-only lifestyle.

You:

[[Start an anal riot.]]

[[Missionary Forever|Accept that life doesn't always go your way and continue your missionary life.]]

Anal City, USA

Ishmaeldaro — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 07:09:49 GMT

Ishmaeldaro:

Anal City, USA

Ishmaeldaro — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 07:09:31 GMT

Ishmaeldaro:

Tijuana

Ishmaeldaro — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 07:06:52 GMT

Ishmaeldaro:

Once in Tijuana, you beat your children some more. Mercilessly.
Literally without mercy. They keep begging for it but you're all out.

The beach is nice though.

Missionary Forever

Ishmaeldaro — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 07:06:00 GMT

Ishmaeldaro:

You head inside with your paper and your bath robe. You gather your things and move out of the house. Stopping on the way to beat your children. A good one, that they won't forget. Daddy loves you.

[[Tijuana|Head for Tijuana]].

[[hooker boulevard|Travel down hooker boulevard.]]

Super Soakers!

Ishmaeldaro — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 07:03:05 GMT

Ishmaeldaro:

Oh man! The mayor wants to have a water fight and you and your lube-covered friends are all invited.
Before long, you're all having fun, laughing, and bonding. Then, all of a sudden, the mayor gets serious.

He asks you where you stand on free trade agreements with non-democratic countries. Oh boy...

[[More money for Anal City|You're all for it! The more money for Anal City, USA, the better!]]

[[Werewolf|No way, man. You're a werewolf.]]

Supplies

Ishmaeldaro — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 06:59:44 GMT

Ishmaeldaro:

Well good. You all have some anal sex, then go home. THE END.

Start an anal riot.

Ishmaeldaro — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 06:58:50 GMT

Ishmaeldaro:

You start rioting... anally.
Before long, there are many people just as angry as you about the state of sex in your nation. You march on city hall, you know, after a lengthy anal riot.
When you arrive, the mayor walks out in a Hawaiian shirt holding a large box in his hands. What does he have in the box?

[[supplies|A bunch of supplies for anal sex. Stuff like amyl poppers, warming lube, condoms, beads, all the good stuff.]]

[[Super Soakers!]]

Anal City, USA

Ishmaeldaro — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 06:54:50 GMT

Ishmaeldaro:

Main Page

Ishmaeldaro — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 06:51:21 GMT

Ishmaeldaro:

Choose Your Own Adventure is a wiki that contains stories where the reader assumes the role of the main character. In each page you choose how the story should progress. If you don't see an option that you would like to pursue, click the edit tab on the top of the page and add a new path to the page. Then you get to write in your own adventure for the hero.

Please note that this site is specifically for Choose Your Own Adventure stories. If you choose to post stories that have no choices, your story will be deleted as such stories are not appropriate for this site.

We're currently running [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]].

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==Kid Stories==
'''FOR ALL AGES:'''Please keep it G - PG. Please remove any other content that exceeds this.
{|
|Story||Status

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|[[Another Story Of Another Random Person]]||(12+ pages)
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|[[BauBaus!]] (for critter lovers and trainers alike!)|| (10+ pages)
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|[[Carnival]]||(15+ pages)
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|[[A Giant Chocolate Chip Cookie]] || (35+ pages)
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|[[The Grand Plan]]||(4 pages)
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|[[Harry Potter]] And the Adventure Chosen by You||(20+ pages)
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|[[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]] || (15+ pages)
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|[[Kalew]] || (65+ pages)
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|[[The Kitty in the Window]] (Now with PG, hard to find LOTR expansion!)|| (360 pages)
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|[[Penguins (just click "Three times a day")]] || (7 pages)
|-
|[[Penguins (The Frozen Adventure)]] || (10+ pages)
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|[[Princess Carkegee]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Quiz Show]] || (20+ pages)
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|[[The Time Machine]]||(15+ page)
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|[[Time Vortex]]|| (15+ pages)
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|[[Window]] || (5+ pages)
|-
|[[Visiting the Zoo]] || (130+ pages)
|-
|[[You Gotta Read This]] || (10 pages)
|}

==Normal Stories==
'''FOR 10+:''' Please keep it G - PG-13. Please remove any content that exceeds this.
{|
|[[Adventures of Indiana Zach]] || (5+ Pages)
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|[[Age of Heroes]] || (4+ pages)
|-
|[[Atom Kid|Atom Kid (a super hero adventure)]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[Average Guy]] || (7 pages)
|-
|[[The Battle of the Best]] || (4 pages)
|-
|[[The Blood Thirsty Mime]] || (12+ pages)
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|[[Bloody Tofu]] || (12+ pages)
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|[[A Boring Story]] || (7+ Pages)
|-
|[[Boromir's Quest (an LOTR adventure)]] || (90+ pages)
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|[[The Chamber of Secrets]] || (1+ pages)
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|[[The Clown]] || (50+ pages)
|-
|[[Crazieness]] || (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Crazy Fantasy Adventure]] || (10+ pages)
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|[[Crusader (an action-adventure fantasy)]] || (337 pages)
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|[[Paladin (Crusader 2)|Crusader 2: Paladin]] || (375+ pages)
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|[[Day In the Life of a Total Loser]] || (5+ pages)
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|[[Dead Kid]] || (60+ pages)
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|[[Death by zombies]] || (4 pages)
|-
|[[Dinnerquest]] || (3 pages)
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|[[Dragon]] || (1 page)
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|[[The Dreamer of Wind]]||(4 pages)
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|[[Dungeon]]||(14+ pages)
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|[[Dungeon: Assault]]|| (2+ pages)
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|[[Ectoplasm]] || (5+ pages)
|-
|[[The Egyptian Tombs]] || (3 pages)
|-
|[[Escape from Jail]]||(2 pages)
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|[[Evolution|Evolution (an adventure of insignificance)]] || (4+ pages)
|-
|[[Evolution II]] || (20 pages)
|-
|[[Fantasy Quest]] || (110+ pages)
|-
|[[First Adventure]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Flame Fox]] || (2+ pages)
|-
|[[Fly me to the Moon- A Sailor Moon Story.]]||(Under construction)
|-
|[[How to Write a Book (Or Not)]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Hunting again for Red October]] || (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Inside the Dark Room]] || (5+ pages)
|-
|[[Jensen: Time Traveler]]|| (3 pages)
|-
|[[Jo-Ann the Librarian (a Comedy)]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[The leet adventure]] (Hax) || (2+ pages)
|-
|[[Librarian mystery]] || (3 pages)
|-
|[[The Life of a Teacher]]||(1 page)
|-
|[[LoA's Adventure]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Lost Memories]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[The many rooms]] || (1000+ pages)
|-
|[[Midlife Crisis]] || (2 pages)
|-
|[[A mime with a big gun]] || (3 pages)
|-
|[[Mogloween (an AdventureQuest adventure)]] || (3+ pages)
|-
|[[Morrowind|Morrowind (An exciting action adventure)]] || (25+pages)
|-
|[[My nose hurts!!! (An exciting action adventure about your nose)]] || (6+ pages)
|-
|[[My School Project]]||(2 Pages)
|-
|[[The Mystery of the Stolen Mammals]] || (9 pages)
|-
|[[Opal Island|Opal Island (Fantasy adventure)]] || (3+ pages)
|-
|[[A Penguin Named Evan]] || (15+ Pages)
|-
|[[The Pirate Ship]] || (Under Construction)
|-
|[[Pirates of the Caribbean (action-adventure)]] ||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[Quest of the magician]] || (200+ pages)
|-
|[[Ralos]] ||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Random]]|| (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Random Two]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[Reality Scourge]] || (1+ pages)
|-
|[[Red Mercenary]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Rock On!]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Sabatoge (a Star Trek: TNG adventure)]] || (About 10 pages)
|-
|[[Save YouTube Poop!!! ]](Definitely rated PG-13 || (15 pages)
|-
|[[The_secret_island_of_Utobi|The Secret Island of Utobi]] || (38 pages)
|-
|[[Seize The Day]] || (5+ pages)
|-
|[[Slavery]] (a Fantasy RPG adventure) || (Not started)
|-
|[[Star trek]] (Another adventure) || (65+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Jedi Chronicles ]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Republic]] || (26 pages)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Knight of the Galaxy]] (another star wars adventure)|| (6+ pages)
|-
|[[Superdickery|Superdickery Superman Adventure]] || (150 + pages)
|-
|[[A Tasty Breakfast]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[Tribute|Tribute: The Greatest and Best Quest in the World]] || (14+ pages)
|-
|[[The Trigger And The Hilt]] (a free-roaming action game) || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[Veda G chapter one (manga adventure)]]||(7 pages)
|-
|[[Wanna be a hobo?]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[What have they done?]]||(Under construction)
|}

==R-Rated Stories==
'''Content normally found in R-rated movies, no adult content:'''
{|
|[[5,000 B.C.]]||(10+ pages)
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|[[Amnesia]]||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[Anal City, USA]]||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[An Apocolyptic city of darkness]]||(8 pages)
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|[[Another Pointless Story]] (The Ultimate Showdown)|| (85+ pages)
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|[[Bastard!]]||(5+ pages)
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|[[The Battle for the Earth]] || (5 pages)
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|[[Battle Royale]] || (125+ pages)
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|[[Below]]||(2 pages)
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|[[Bob]]||(2 pages)
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|[[BOB]] (The Life Of BOB)||(5+ pages)
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|[[BOB 2]] (Violent BOB)||(5+ pages)
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|[[Camping death]]||(4+ pages)
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|[[City Life]]||(1+ pages)
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||[[City Life Manhattan]]||(2+ pages)
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|[[Darkened Hope]]||(30+ pages)
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|[[DARKNESS]]|| (100+ pages)
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|[[Dating Game]]|| (34+ pages)
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|[[Dogfight over Europe]]|| (35+ pages)
|-
|[[Earth Day]] (A dystopian adventure) || (4+ pages)
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|[[The End]]|| ( 2 page(s) )
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|[[The Girl Down the Street]] ||(20 pages)
|-
|[[Horde]]|| (5 pages)
|-
|[[I like Cookie]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[In The Army]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Jim's Barbeque]] (MANY IDEAS. UNLIMITED POSSIBILITIES) || (15.5+ PAGES)
|-
|[[Luigi and Mario Become Hitmen]] || (5+ pages)
|-
|[[Luigi and Mario Become Zombies]] || (5+ pages)
|-
|[[Luigi and Mario go to China]] || (5+ pages)
|-
|[[Luigi and Mario go to San Andreas]]||(100+ pages)
|-
|[[Luigi and Mario go to The Middle East]] || (5+ pages)
|-
|[[Luigi and Mario go to Vice City]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Luigi and Mario Kill Kenny]] || (5+ pages)
|-
|[[Luigi and Mario meet Chuck Norris]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[Luigi and Mario meet PacMan]] || (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Movie Maker]]|| (5+ pages)
|-
|[[A New Life]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[A random story]] '''Anything Can Happen''' ||(333+ pages)
|-
|[[Random III]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Random Four]]|| (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Resident evil]] || (39 pages)
|-
|[[The Residents of Evil]] || (1 page)
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|[[Serial X]]|| (15+ pages. Work on it, its public.)
|-
|[[Short And Random]]||(50 pages)
|-
|[[Short And Random II]]||(13 pages)
|-
|[[Short And Random III]]||(6 pages)
|-
|[[Short And Random IV]]||(27 pages)
|-
|[[Short And Random V]]||(8 pages)
|-
|[[Short And Random VI]]||(14 pages)
|-
|[[Short And Random VII]]||(19 pages)
|-
|[[Short And Random VIII]]||(5 pages)
|-
|[[Short And Random IX]]||(32 pages)
|-
|[[Short And Random X]]||(9 pages)
|-
|[[Short And Random XI]] (Incomplete) ||(6 pages)
|-
|[[Short And Random XII]]||(18 pages)
|-
|[[Short And Random XIII]]||(13 pages)
|-
|[[Short And Random XIV]]||(10 pages)
|-
|[[Short And Random XV]] (Incomplete) ||(13 pages)
|-
|[[Short And Random XVI]]||(17 pages)
|-
|[[Short And Random XVII]]||(8 pages)
|-
|[[Short And Random XVIII]] (Incomplete)||(1 page)
|-
|[[The Short But True Story of The Secret Passage]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Slasher]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Spongebob's Day At The Krusty Krab]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Spongebob's Day Off]]||(80+ pages)
|-
|[[Spongebob VS Patrick]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Soviet]]|| (3 pages)
|-
|[[Survival]] ||(4+ pages)
|-
|[[Tesco Midnight Run]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[This Story Will Piss You Off (R Rated Version)]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[The Invasion (A Zombie Adventure)]]||(2+ pages)
|-
|[[Thought Of Me]]||(200+ pages)
|-
|[[Time]]|| (1 page)
|-
|[[Train Ride (A murder mystery)]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Violence]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Violence: The Edge]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Violence: The Violence Continues]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Vokes the Zombie]]||(2 pages)
|-
|[[Week of the Zombies]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Wierd Hobo (You)]]||(15+ pages)
|-
|[[Worlds End]] (A game of survival)||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Zach]]||(15+ pages)
|-
|[[Zombie blood]]||(1 page)
|}

==Adult Stories==
'''FOR 18+:''' No limits to content.

{|
|-
|[[Archie's Gay Adventure]]||(just started)
|-
|[[Archie's Tale]]||(1+ pages)
|-
|[[Archie's Sexual Adventure]]||(5 pages)
|-
|[[Attack upon the world]]||(1 page)
|-
|[[Band Forming thing]] || (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Blackmailed]]||(30+ pages)
|-
|[[Choose Your Destiny]]||(80+ pages)
|-
|[[College Girls]]||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Days in the Life of Sammy Simm]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Death Will Come]] || (1 page)
|-
|[[Down The Rabbit Hole]]||(300+ pages)(Hail Eris!)
|-
|[[Druglord]]||(25 pages)
|-
|[[Freelancer: The Universe of Possibility]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Furry World]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Hollywood Romp]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[I'll Be Gentle...]]|| (30+ pages)
|-
|[[A Job]] || (2 pages)
|-
|[[Legend of the Trailer Park]]||(100+ pages)
|-
|[[Lonely Stallion in the Sweet Green Pastures]]|| (2 pages)
|-
|[[Mob Story]]|| (10 pages)
|-
|[[Neighborhood]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Perverted Thirteen-Year-Old]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Protectors]]||(3 pages)
|-
|[[The Quest For Treguards Treasure]]|| (210+ pages)
|-
|[[Rampage]]||(150+ pages)
|-
|[[Remembering The Forgotten]]||(8 pages)
|-
|[[Seduce a User]]||(7 pages)
|-
|[[Sensual Realms]]|| (7+ pages)
|-
|[[Slave to the Mist]]|| (20+ pages)
|-
|[[Smutty Sex Romp]]||(6100+ pages)
|-
|[[Star in the Making: Jack Foster Goes to Hollywood]]||(1 page)
|-
|[[Star Trek: A Night with Troi]]|| (12+ pages)
|-
|[[The Story of Jack Foster]]||(200+ pages)
|-
|[[Survival Story]] || (9+ pages)
|-
|[[Teenager]] || (60+ pages)
|-
|[[This Story Will Piss You Off]]||(55+ pages)
|-
|[[Tree of Doom]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[University Daze]]|| (300+ pages)
|-
|[[Victim]]|| (120+ pages)
|}
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==Instructions==
===Starting Template===
'''Copy and paste this for new pages:'''
<pre><nowiki>
Page text here

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}
[[Category: name of story you're working on]]
</nowiki>
</pre>

The next to the last line here is the ''status indicator''. The status indicator shown here is the ''basic'' status indicator. Different stories use different status indicators, and some use none at all. Look at the edit screen for the page you're starting from and copy that status indicator to the new page you're adding. Modify as necessary.

===To edit a page===
Just click the edit tab on the top of the page

===To add an option===
<nowiki>[[Adventure name/New option name]]</nowiki>

Options that appear <font color="red">red</font> on the page have no content. Click the link, paste in the above template, and then add your own content.

===Tips===
*To make it easier to add a page. Copy the text from the previous page into the current page
*Use images for equipment. It makes things more real. Do a [http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&imgsz=icon&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=knife&btnG=Search google image search for small images] and then add the url for the image in the equipment list. The image will show up when you save. Try to use the original image url and not the cached google image url.
*To make the story better, you can make the story go comepletely different directions, like one way you go to the moon, and the other way you'll die and go to hell.
|

==Rules==
People have a tendency to create branches where the character dies. To prevent the story from being just a tree with all dead ends:
*for each page where you kill the character, you must create at least 2 pages (with content) where he can go on.
*whenever you fill out the last option's page, add another one so the story can go another way.
*please stick to the theme and setting of the story. Although creativity is encouraged, radical plot changes and inconsistencies will ruin the flow.
*If something is off topic, remove it.
*Try to capitalize and spell your words correctly. We have a spell checker [[Spellcheck|here]], and the {{EL|www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox|Firefox}} web browser has one built in.
*'''ADD OPTIONS AND NOT JUST TEXT!!!!'''

==To Do List==
*Go through and fix or remove status indicators from pages.
**Some are not needed in stories and were copied and pasted from the template.
**Some are missing the level and MP from the line of code.
*Remove off-topic pages.
*Correct capitalization and spelling mistakes.
*Add a basic, or main, timeline of background events during the period that the character is making choices in - those events are usually out of the character's control. This will help add consistency.
|}

==No One Should Read These==

'''FOR 21+''' No limits to content. Don't blame us.

{|
|-
|[[Fuckin Screwed Up]]||(75+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[One Messed Up Story]] (A Story For Guys)||(30+ pages)
|-
|[[Short and Funny.]]||(5+ pages)
|}
[[Category: System Pages]]

Ectoplasm/Open the door to the left of you

Ishmaeldaro — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 06:38:30 GMT

Ishmaeldaro:

You open the door to the left of you and brooms, mops, and assorted cleaning products overwhelm you and knock you to the floor with a loud crash.

So much for stealth.
[[Category:Ectoplasm]]

Now you are:

[[dead]]

[[embarrassed]]

[[horny]]