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Piggy's Day/A strange machine

Hodari — Sun, 30 Apr 2017 07:59:03 GMT

Hodari:

A spotlight appears from the room, and projects light onto a fairly large, high-technical machine.

'''Piggy:''' "Now what kind of a microwave is this supposed to be?"

You give the machine a jolly good bonk with your arm. The machine then starts to buzz. Then, you fall down a few meters.

'''Piggy:''' "Oh, what the hell, it was trapped? Weird, would've though they'd have a more effective trap down here."

You get up, dust yourself off, and notice that you're standing on the ceiling. At this point, a man in a weird hat with a fork on it walks into the room.

'''Weird hat man:''' "Excuse me, who are you?"

'''Piggy:''' "I'm Piggy. Who the hell are you?"

'''Weird hat man:''' "I'm from the guard of the emperor of Sfork."

'''Piggy:''' "You mean the crazy guy? The guy who they call 'The emperor of forks?'"

'''Guard:''' "He's not crazy! He has genuine authority over Phobos. Also, that gravity-reversing machine you've used is a secret project by our country. To preserve the secret, we need you to come to Phobos for the time being."

'''Piggy:''' "Nah, man."

'''Guard:''' "You do realize that you're a convicted felon on the run, and we could turn you in?"

'''Piggy:''' "Well, if you wanna pull that 'convicted felon'-card then alright..."

You are taken to a shoddily built rocket, and soon enough are flying to Phobos, one of Mars' two moons.

'''Guard:''' "Since we are in space, your reversed gravity should have no noticeable effects."

'''Piggy:''' "Oh, good."

'''Voice:''' "WARNING! WARNING! A HOSTILE SHIP APPROACHING."

The guard looks out of the window to better inspect them.

'''Guard:''' "Oh, no, it's the space nazis! They probably want to kidnap us and demand a ransom. You, being already wanted by the law, are a very valuable target. I'll start the defence mechanisms."

The space nazis stop for a moment to view a large sign that has popped out of your rocket, saying: "Pity us. We're too poor to afford a proper defence mechanism.

'''Leader of the space nazis:''' "Only rich countries use that sign."

'''Another space nazi:''' "Yes, let's attack anyways."

Four space nazis enter your ship. The leader is a creature only two feet tall with a spiked trunk and strange-shaped eyes. The second-hand man is a Novevhri, an animal that looks like a tall bipedal duck with a skull. The thrid nazi is a large, tentacled blob with two conjoined eyes and a single pupil. The fourth is a humanoid robot.

'''The nazis:''' "Resistance is futile!"

The artificial gravity of the rocket is then turned off, and the nazis begin floating around. Then, the gravity is switched back on, and the naiz fall to the ground. This gives you enough time to escape to the nazi ship. By the time the nazis reach the cockpit, the two of you are long gone. The rocket then hits a meteor, with the space nazis still inside.

'''Guard:''' "We must quickly get to Phobos. Who knows what bandits or jehova's witnesses there are lurking around here."

Do you try and escape at this point?
*[[Piggy's Day/Try and escape]]
*[[Piggy's Day/Do not try to escape]]

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Piggy's Day/On top of a flying bird

Hodari — Sun, 30 Apr 2017 07:53:44 GMT

Hodari:

You fall on top of a large flying bird. You recognize this bird.

'''Piggy:''' "Oh, hello Alphabet Bird."

'''The Alphabet Bird:''' "Hello. Piggy, why do you think I saved your life?"

'''Piggy:''' "Uuhh... To clear your conscience?"

'''The Alphabet Bird:''' "No. I need to tell you, that you're not a real person, and neither am I."

'''Piggy:''' "What? Then, what are we, if not real?"

'''The Alphabet Bird:''' "We are characters in a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure-type story, on the internet.

'''Piggy:''' "Oh yeah? What page?"

'''The Alphabet Bird:''' "http://editthis.info/create_your_own_adventure/?title=Piggy's_Day/On_top_of_a_flying_bird. Here's even a laptop so you can check for yourself."

The Alphabet Bird hands you a laptop.

'''Piggy:''' "Well I'll be."

'''The Alphabet Bird:''' "Yes. Now, Piggy, I need you to make one final choice."

'''Piggy:''' "Oh, yeah? What is it?"

The Alphabet Bird: "The question is: Do you wish to choose your own fate?"

'''Piggy:''' "...."

'''The Alphabet Bird:''' "....."

'''Piggy:''' "Wouldn't either of those answers produce the same results?"

'''The Alphabet Bird:''' "As an omniscent being, I can answer that. If you do not wish to choose your own faith, that's that. You won't get to make another choice. It is important to note that I said: 'Final choice'. Therefore, selecting to choose your faith is also the final choice, and you won't be able to make another one. Both will result in the same ending."

'''Piggy:''' "And what ending is that?"

'''The Alphabet Bird:''' "An open one."

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The Alphabet Bird: "Now restart this story, will you?"

Piggy's Day

Hodari — Sat, 08 Oct 2016 18:59:31 GMT

Hodari:

(This website is basically dead, but I'm continuing to write this story in Twine, and hopefully publish it sometime. Do whatever you want with this story, expand any red links you find, add options to random points, I don't even care anymore. The backstory can be found in the discussion tab. You will need to read it before starting, if you wish to understand anything that's happening.)

'''You are Piggy.'''

You sit on your armchair one early morning, reading a book in dim light. Line after line becomes more blurred in your eyes, and you feel tired.

'''Piggy:''' "Eh, I don't feel like reading at the moment."

As not to fall asleep again, you decide to find something else to do.

Do you:
*[[Piggy's Day/Go and watch Tv]]
*[[Piggy's Day/Go and listen to the Radio]]

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Piggy's Day/Endings

Hodari — Sun, 02 Oct 2016 17:45:21 GMT

Hodari:

This page catalogues all of the different possible endings in this story. It cannot be accessed via normal methods, as no pages link into it. If you intend on reading the whole story, this page can be used as a reference sheet on what endings you've encountered.

0. The police blows up your ass.

1. You fall from your roof, and decide to go back to bed.

2. You discover a bag of Whale-o's in your refrigerator, and eat them.

3. Cubehead accidentally blows up the zombie survival camp with an ecto-phaser

4. You, along with the entire zombie survival camp is blown up by a nuclear bomb.

5. You are eaten by a pack of monkeys.

6. You eat a poisonous ice cream cone, but survive by puking it all out.

7. You stop a potential nuclear war.

8. You stay in prison, but your cellmate escapes.

9. You slap an angel in your dreams.

10. Reality breaks.

11. You become the ruler of the world.

12. You form a successful jelly business, and pay off your debts.

13. You have a deep discussion with The Alphabet Bird.

14. You wake up from a dehydration-induced coma, and find your hind legs missing.

15. You are killed in a battle with space nazis.

16. You have a heart attack after jokingly being told that you'd be fed to sharks.

17. You snap out of your pirate fantasies after occupying the bathtub for hours.

18. Reality evaporates, and only Captain Fat-Piggy survives.

19. You have a fit of rage and let Theodor escape, then return home after the machines effect has worn off.

20. You drown under a 40-pound heartburn pill.

21. The game show host drives you out of his studio.

22. You are thoroughly humiliated on live TV.

23. You win one billion dollars in a game show.

24. You come up with a story of how Captain Fat-Piggy discovered walking people off planks.

25. You drive an aeroplane backwards off a cliff.

26. You join the space nazis.

27. You turn in a bunch of space nazis and reduce your prison sentence to two weeks.

28. You are transported to the land of the dinosaurs, cause a mass extinction and starve to death.

29. You die four times by a single throw of an axe.

30. Armed zombies tear you to pieces.

31. You are eaten alive by an Asag.

32. You kill Satan and rid the world of all evil.

33. You get a free three-night stay in The Grand Slethany Hotel.

34. You crash into the ground after the army guy harpoons the helicopter.

35. You sink along with a submarine, not realizing that a submarine sinking isn't neccessarily a good thing.

36. You crash through a submarine window, and die due to water pressure.

37. You wake up from a plethora of consecutive dreams.

38. You run straight into a man-eating room.

39. You become a movie director.

40. John Timberman shoots you to death.

41. You lose 9500$ in a charity casino.

42. You win 361000$ in a casino, but are guilt-tripped into donating it into charity.

43. The Chupacabra fries you to death with lasers.

44. You die of an explosion inside the Great Pyramid.

45. You beome impaled on a stalagmite from chest to tail.

46. You find a place where your favourite food costs 2.5 cents per pound.

47. Your parachute malfunctions, and you fall to your death from a mountain.

48. You die of asphyxiation, after a shrinking machine makes you large instead.

49. The shrinking only affects parts of your body, and you die in a horrible mess.

50. You become the king of a Slethanian tribe of elves.

51. You escape Slethany, seeing as how it's inhabited by angry elves.

52. The Elves roast you on open fire.

53. You do so well on the course that N-clair lets you go two weeks early.

54. The Groke freezes you to death, and Satan makes you into a statue.

55. Satan fries you to death with a fireball.

56. You leave the zombie survival camp doors banging.

57. You are hit by a guided missile fired by an incompetent person.

58. A Vunk accidentally suffocates you with a pillow.

59. John Timberman kills you with an axe.

60. You find yourself in a self-referential reality loop.

61. You stay in the monastery and train to become a monk.

62. You decide to fly back home.

63. The curse of the mummy causes a lightning to strike you.

64. You escape the mummy and get back to your own time.

65. You are finally rid of the threath of John Timberman, by shrinking yourself.

66. The Attic Elves drive you insane.

67. Satan liquifies you and two of your companions, and places you into jars.

68. You die after 55 years of coma, and are buried in a hero's grave for contributing to science.

69. You die after 189 years of coma, and are left to mummify.

70. You get lost and die in the Sahara desert.

71. You eat a bucket of chicken that has arsenic in it.

72. You are killed by a strange monster.

73. You escape from Slethany, leaving behind a camp full of Lappish refugees.

74. Satan kills you with a fireball, but your two travel companions survive.

75. Piggy 2B0F36 shoots you to death with a shotgun.

76. You lose a helluva lot money from a crooked stakesholder.

77. You fall and splatter your head onto a stalagmite.

78. You fall into an Asags mouth, never to be seen.

79. You become wedged between two stalagmites, and then an Asag eats you.

80. You hit the ground, but instead of dying wake up in your room.

81. Swine rescues you from a fall using Santa Claus' sled.

82. You fall from a great height and are crushed by a flying island.

83. You die, but make it to Heaven.

84. You give up on the thought of destroying the world.

85. You hit a wall on a motorboat, drown, and get shot.

86. The space elevator guards shoot you to death, but you manage to destroy the Earth by starvation.

87. You are killed by a cloud raining down shards of ice.

88. You are fucked and shot to death by the guards at the space elevator.

89. You enter a fear machine, and get shot.

90. You escape Slethany, but accidentally cause a monkey civil war.

91. You attempt an obstacle course on the TV show "My Escape from Helt", but fail, and are sent back home.

92. Swine finds you from the studios backroom, and takes you back to your own time.

93. You fall through the clouds of Heaven, and onto a hot air balloon.

94. You die on a suicide mission to kill John Timberman.

95. You crash face-first into the roof of a spaceship and die.

96. You catch the con artist, and get your money back.

97. You decide to tone down the weird pirate games you have in the bathtub.

98. You have to stay inside for two weeks to hide a massive scar on your abdomen.

99. You shoot Theodor dead, but charges are dropped as you were in a psychosis.

100. You fall to the ground from the stratosphere, and die in a splatter.

101. You avoid a zombie apocalypse by defending yourself with a chihuahua.

102. You chew off one of your own arms as a zombie, then bleed to death after being cured.

103. N-clair stops a nuclear terrorist attack, and you go home from the camp.

104. You decide not to shoot yourself, and die of blood loss.

105. You die of asphyxiation at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean, trying to find a fish to take you to the surface.

106. You cause severe chaos in Washington D.C. but make it back home.

107. You get stuck in an ancient underwater temple as a sales clerk.

108. You fall down from a mountain of skulls and die.

109. A brain cloud eats you and dissolves you into goo.

110. Theodor fools you into thinking you're asleep, and escapes.

111. Satan shreds you and your travel companions in half.

112. A room eats you and your traveling companions.

113. You are slapped by an Asag and die.

114. A strange man shoots you with a rifle.

115. You jump off a bridge from the guilt of leaving someone to die.

116. You end up in Helt, and are put into a blender.

117. You and your friends form a succesful death metal band.

118. You and your friends are eaten by a tiger.

119. You become trapped in the year 10000.

120. You help a deaf, blind, mute, and limbless man into a hospital, and return to your time having done the right thing.

121. You are crushed by a space elevator.

122. You and two other Piggies are eaten, Piggy 2B0F36 is spared and becomes the ruler of Jupiter.

123. You drown under a capsized boat.

124. You die of brain hemorrhage and seagulls.

125. You accidentally sink your own rowboat.

126. You quit fishing, and become a shark wrangler.

127. You die of brain hemorrhage in a mental hospital.

128. You go into a cave and a tiger eats you.

129. You eat a poisonous attic elf and die of starvation.

130. Your hotel reservation wasn't paid for, so you go home.

131. You die of malaria and dengue fever.

132. You are sentenced to death by stoning.

133. The universe suddenly ceases to exist.

134. An attic elf shoots you with a shotgun while you are stuck in quicksand

135. You bite off your right hand and die of blood loss.

136. You die of shame.

137. Small forest animals eat you alive.

138. You suffocate on fresh air.

139. You are eaten by a bear.

140. You are eaten by a different kind of bear.

141. You crash a tree with a bike and break your back.

142. Your roommate thinks that you're weird.

143. You accidentally drive into the river and drown.

144. DJ Snake crashes through your roof and kills you.

145. You and Swine buy an ice cream each.

146. You are left with a horrible feeling of unachievement.

147. You drown yourself.

148. You are shot to death in a dumpster by the mafia.

149. You give up on piracy, and resign to your life as a pig.

150. You end up in a mental hospital.

151. You melt into a hot spring.

152. You die of starvation while falling.

153. You escape a ritualistic murder.

154. You die in a horrible grease fire.

155. You are shot to death by a man who tried to eat you.

156. You get 1000 dollars for outing a cannibalistic family, and buy a nice hat.

157. You die of a rusty metal pipe through your throat.

158. You have such a bad concussion that your brains fall out.

159. You die of blood loss.

160. You fall down a flight of stairs and die.

161. Half of your face gets peeled off.

162. You get a nice-looking scar on your chin.

163. Die of eating a green potato instead of a green apple.

164. You walk into an incinerator.

165. You fall head first onto a decorative metal fork

166. You botcher an attempted sacrificial ritual to curse all marlins, and cut off your arm.

167. You are accidentally hung upside-down in an air vent.

168. You turn into a mesh of pink goo after no longer believing that you can physically be alive.

169. You found a terrorist organization called "Bunch of Bloated Bickering Buffoons."

170. You are electrocuted by electric eels.

171. Your neck is cut open by a flying piece of electrical paper.

172. You are killed by a poisonous stingray.

173. The fisherman joins your poker ring.

174. You die of hunger while asleep.

175. You avoid dying in a ritualistic murder, but die of a dagger on your back.

176. (I don't know where this is. If you find it, add it in here)

177. You die of a poisonous poisonlandminemantaray sting.

178. You become mute and have to buy a voice box.

179. You get blown up by a poisonlandminemantaraybat.

180. You became an amateur fisherman.

181. You are eaten by Cthulhu.

182. You sell a marlin for 5000 dollars but fail to buy a smart car.

183. You murder a fisherman, but somehow forget the incident.

184. You become all-knowing, all-powerful, and create a new universe for yourself.

185. The Alpabet Bird randomly explodes the building and kills you.

186. The fisherman tosses you overboard for trying to kill him. You drown.

187. A shark bites your arm and you die of blood loss.

188. You suffocate to poisonous gas.

189. You rat out a satanic cult and get 20 dollars for it.

190. You are squashed between a hoverbed and the ceiling.

191. You succumb to a heart attack trying to run up a flight of stairs.

192. You lose a thousand dollars, but eat enough in a buffet to compensate for it.

193. You die of cold by the outside temperature of Pluto.

194. You die of a pitchfork through your head.

195. You die of an axe through your head.

196. You die of a harpoon through your head.

197. You drown. IN FEAR.

198. You become a grue.

199. You become electrocuted underwater and drown.

200. Your friends arrange a birthday surprise for you.

201. You die of a hydrogen bomb explosion.

202. You fall 10 meters onto a rock floor and die.

203. You collapse of fatigue and hunger.

204. An orca whale eats you alive.

205. You and 12 cultists die in an elevator crash.

206. You are eaten by a poisonlandminemantaraybat

207. You gain high understanding of mathematics, chemistry and physics.

208. John Timberman eats you alive.

209. John Timberman knocks you out and kills you.

210. John Timberman shoots you to death.

211. You drown while escaping John Timberman.

212. Crash into a meteor.

213. You become lost in space in an unoperational ship.

214. You are shanked with a fork.

215. You are rearrested for prison break.

216. You are eaten by airport employees.

217. You are blown up by a terrorist.

218. You accidentally kill yourself with a laser rifle.

219. You die of radiation poisoning.

220. You succumb to the vacuum of space.

221. You drown in lava.

222. You avert a time paradox.

223. You die of inhaling too much amnesia gas

224. You are shot by anarchists who believe you support the government.

225. You become a momentary symbolic leader for anarchists and move to Mars.

226. You drown yourself in a toilet.

227. You receive the Nobel peace prize for diplomatic work.

228. You are torn to shreds by a school of sharks.

229. A shark bites off your head.

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Piggy's Day/Opt for hypnotism

Hodari — Sun, 02 Oct 2016 17:30:22 GMT

Hodari: Created page with 'You invite a hypnotist to your house. You and Swine are put to bed, and placed in a trance that will be broken by your alarm clocks in the morning. You forget about everything th…'

You invite a hypnotist to your house. You and Swine are put to bed, and placed in a trance that will be broken by your alarm clocks in the morning. You forget about everything that happened today. You avert a time paradox.

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Piggy's Day/Take amnesia gas anyways

Hodari — Sun, 02 Oct 2016 17:29:23 GMT

Hodari: Created page with ''''Piggy:''' "Phew! I've taken amnesia gas so many times I don't even remember. Give it here!" You snort the amnesia gas like an inhaler. Naturally, you begin to feel woozy. ''…'

'''Piggy:''' "Phew! I've taken amnesia gas so many times I don't even remember. Give it here!"

You snort the amnesia gas like an inhaler. Naturally, you begin to feel woozy.

'''Piggy:''' "Oh yeah, that's the stuff."

You collapse on the floor. This isn't supposed to happen. You die. You just fucking die.

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Piggy's Day/When it was recorded

Hodari — Sun, 02 Oct 2016 17:28:04 GMT

Hodari: Created page with ''''Piggy:''' "When exactly was this recorded?" Swine checks the back of the album. '''Swine:''' "On March 1. 32003, on the 30030th anniversary of the release of the original Da…'

'''Piggy:''' "When exactly was this recorded?"

Swine checks the back of the album.

'''Swine:''' "On March 1. 32003, on the 30030th anniversary of the release of the original Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd."

Since travelling to the Moon by rocket is slightly cheaper today than in 32003, you go to the Moon first and travel in time there. You unenter the rocket and head to a time-travel-terminal near the station.
Swine transports both of you seven years and two months back in time. Swine can't the accuracy right, so you're off by a few hours.

'''Swine:''' "Let's go wait at the employee lounge."

'''Piggy:''' "What? But won't we meet ourselves there?"

'''Swine:''' "No. We are the duplicates of ourselves that we heard on the recording."

'''Piggy:''' "Then why are we even going there?"

'''Swine:''' "Well, if we came to this place because of something that we saw in the future, there's going to be some reason for it in this time."

'''Piggy:''' "But... but..."

'''Swine:''' "Look, I do this a lot more than you. Don't start going all philosophical on me."

You go to the employee lounge to wait. After two hours, another Piggy walks in.

'''Piggy2:''' "What the... What are you and me doing here?"

'''Piggy1:''' "I could ask you the same thing."

'''Swine:''' "We thought that you'd know! Aren't you from the future?"

'''Piggy2:''' "No. At least I think I'm not. What year is it?"

'''Swine:''' "32003."

'''Piggy2:''' "Okay, I AM from the future, but I'm from a relative future to you. Clearly, I'm some alternative universe replica of... myself. I can't remember any of this happening before, and I should remember, this is quite shocking."

'''Swine:''' "Oh lord. This might be bad. The fabric of reality might be ceasing to exist!"

You have a short silence in remembrance of any conformal logic that might have predated this occasion.

'''Piggy1:''' "Wait, there's gotta be a way to set things up! My sanity is much weaker than the fabric of reality, we can make myself forget about this!"

'''Piggy2:''' "I second that."

You decide to go back to Earth. The original Swine and Piggy agree to take amnnesia gas to forget about this day ever happening. Meanwhile, the future Piggy spends two days partying in Las Vegas so that you'll not run into eachothers. However, you're still recovering from a mental illness, and taking ammnesia gas might be dangerous.

Do you:
*[[Piggy's Day/Opt for hypnotism]]
*[[Piggy's Day/Take amnesia gas anyways]]

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Piggy's Day/A familiar sound

Hodari — Sun, 02 Oct 2016 17:25:30 GMT

Hodari: Created page with 'You give Swine the headphones. He shudders, and rips the headphones off. '''Swine:''' "Ugh. I hate hearing my own voice on a recording." The recording has you and swine discuss…'

You give Swine the headphones. He shudders, and rips the headphones off.

'''Swine:''' "Ugh. I hate hearing my own voice on a recording."

The recording has you and swine discussing in the employee coffee room.

'''Piggy:''' "It's us from the future. But why are going to the Moon in the future?"

'''Swine:''' "And to the Moon in the year 32003 of all times?"

'''Piggy:''' "Should we go and check?"

'''Swine:''' "Sure, why not."

You first need to find the exact location and time of the recording.

You first find out:
*[[Piggy's Day/Where it was recorded]]
*[[Piggy's Day/When it was recorded]]

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Piggy's Day/Will go after them

Hodari — Sun, 02 Oct 2016 17:21:30 GMT

Hodari: Created page with ''''Captain:''' "Yes! All those years of kissing the kings ass and still being in the shadow of that show-off has made me bitter! And now he and his lousy crew are stuck in that s…'

'''Captain:''' "Yes! All those years of kissing the kings ass and still being in the shadow of that show-off has made me bitter! And now he and his lousy crew are stuck in that sorry excuse for a boat. Men, if we catch them alive, I'll allow each of you to have one of Morrison's crewmembers as your personal slave!"

'''The crew:''' "Aye aye, captain!"

You turn around and go back for the rowboat that Morrison and his crew are in. With a strong wind against you, you're not entirely sure whether you're gaining any distance to them.

'''Captain:''' "Okay, this is clearly going nowhere. Any ideas?"

'''Observer:''' "Captain, I think we should turn around."

'''Captain:''' "What? What kind of a coward are you? I want my revenge and you probably want personal slaves!"

'''Observer:''' "But look at what's happening to Morrison's boat!"

The observer points towards the rowboat in the distance. You can see large tentacles rising from the sea, pulling the boat down. Then the shipwrecked crew gets eaten.

'''Captain:''' "The Kraken! Turn around, it must've noticed a ship going down, and came over to eat the survivors!"

Your crew has enough time to turn the boat, but it's too late. The ship goes down, and all of you die.

At this point you hear a knock on the bathroom door.

'''Swine:''' "Piggy, you've been there for hours! You might not need a toilet but I sure do."

'''Piggy:''' "Alright, alright. Geez, I need to tone down my fantasies."

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Piggy's Day/Won't go after them

Hodari — Sun, 02 Oct 2016 17:20:06 GMT

Hodari: Created page with ''''Captain:''' "No, I think that Morris' cargo is good enough of a consolation. You salvage whatever you can from the sinking ship, and take it aboard your own. Morris was carry…'

'''Captain:''' "No, I think that Morris' cargo is good enough of a consolation.

You salvage whatever you can from the sinking ship, and take it aboard your own. Morris was carrying, amongst other things, valuable spices from India to America. This robbery was an excellent start to your successful pirate careers.

At this point you hear a knock on the bathroom door.

'''Swine:''' "Piggy, you've been there for hours! You might not need a toilet but I sure do."

'''Piggy:''' "Alright, alright. Geez, I need to tone down my fantasies."

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Piggy's Day/Keep running up the stairs

Hodari — Sun, 02 Oct 2016 16:49:19 GMT

Hodari:

'''Piggy:''' "Okay, if there's ever been a time for an exercise, it's NOW!"

You run as fast as possible, but it's still slower than the group of cultists heading your way.

'''Piggy:''' "Geez, how long is this stairway? I can barely even see the top!"

You look back at the angry mob of people running after you, then back at the top of the seemingly endless stairway.

'''Piggy:''' "Ah, screw it! Just kill me already!"

The cultists need to stab you on the altar for the ritualistic murder. However, even with the dozen of them together, they aren't able to move your fat ass down the narrow stairs.

'''Cultist:''' "Aut quomodo potest quisquam hoc altilis!?"

'''Another cultist:''' "Jesus obesus."

The group dissipates, some of them going upstairs, and some downstairs. You start hatching another great escape plan. You think to yourself:

'''Piggy:''' "Okay, they've left me alone for now. They have, however, set up guards at the top and the bottom of the stairs. There don't seem to be any hallways or stairs intersecting with this one. I need to get to the top. What can I do?"

You:
*[[Piggy's Day/Examine the stairway walls]]
*[[Piggy's Day/Make threats to the cultists]]

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Piggy's Day/Keep on trying

Hodari — Sun, 02 Oct 2016 16:43:27 GMT

Hodari:

'''Piggy 2B0F36:''' "Hold up a second, I just had a thought! We don't need ebola, I know something equally horrible."

'''A.I. Piggy:''' "Spill it."

'''Piggy 2B0F36:''' "That pork cloning factory I was born in... I met one of the employees in Helt. She told me that alongside of illegally cloning pork, they were doing human trafficking, illegal surgeries... and biological weapons."

'''A.I. Piggy:''' "So all we have to do is travel back in time to the 9970's and steal some of that shite!"

'''Piggy 2B0F36:''' "That's not as simple as it sounds. Although I know the air vents of the building by heart, that's about it. I have no clue as to where the biological weapons were made, because I didn't know the existence of such things."

'''Piggy:''' "So we need to search the building."

'''Piggy 2B0F36:''' "Yeah, all 9 square kilometers of it. And we also have to search FOR the building. I know only that it was located somewhere in the danish wilderness"

The task at hand seems overwhelming, but you decide to try. You first look up the exact location of the building. The explosion was a historical event, since it caused the price of illegal pork to skyrocket. Not only did it destroy the largest cloning facility in the galaxy, it also killed every human who knew the technology behind the highly-advanced systems of the compound. The historical time-travelling club has attempted to infiltrate the compound several times, but has decided against returning any of the technology to the present day. You travel back to the year 9969, a year before Piggy 2B0F36 was deemed a failed clone, and discarded. You emerge at the time travel center of Copenhagen, then take a train and a rental car to reach Yding Skovhøj, the second-highest point in all of Denmark. The plant was built underneath this partially man-made hill.

'''Piggy:''' "Okay, how do we get in?"

'''Piggy 2B0F36:''' "I remember finding a single, large vent leading outside, but I never wanted to leave, since I was always on the verge of starvation, and the outside was too fucking cold for me to survive."

'''A. I. Piggy:''' "That could be it. If a 9 square kilometer-compound is air-conditioned by a single vent, it's going to emit a hell of a lot of warmth."

You start searching for the vent. You came to the mountain from the east side, so you only need to search the three other sides.

You search:
* [[Piggy's Day/From the north side]]
* [[Piggy's Day/From the west side]]
* [[Piggy's Day/From the south side]]

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Piggy's Day/You are guilty

Hodari — Sun, 02 Oct 2016 16:11:26 GMT

Hodari:

'''Piggy:''' "I am guilty of prison break, and therefore I must be tried according to Earth laws. To the people of Anthals I bid that you don't consider me a martyr as much as a momentary flash of pure an unfiletered anarchism, destined to fail in the face of reason."

Your statement receives praise among both Earthlings and Anthalsians. In your trial, new evidence surfaces. Sam Mustache accidentally confessed to a prison snitch about fooling you into pressing the "go"-button, and that he didn't actually even have that kind of money. Upon this, your prison break attempt is overlooked, as you were wrongly in prison to begin with. You are found innocent and released. You return triumphantly to Mars, but resign as the leader of Anthalsians. Instead you use the gained notoriety of your case in funding the rebuilding and protection of Anthals. In the coming years, many ares of Anthals peacefully formed a government and gained independence, but small groups of anarchistic communities remain. For your work in upkeeping relations between these countries, you receive the Nobel peace prize.

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Piggy's Day/You are guilty

Hodari — Sun, 02 Oct 2016 11:18:51 GMT

Hodari: Created page with ''''Piggy:''' "I am guilty of prison break, and therefore I must be tried according to Earth laws. To the people of Anthals I bid that you don't consider me a martyr as much as a …'

'''Piggy:''' "I am guilty of prison break, and therefore I must be tried according to Earth laws. To the people of Anthals I bid that you don't consider me a martyr as much as a momentary flash of pure an unfiletered anarchism, destined to fail in the face of reason."

Your statement recieves praise among both Earthlings and Anthalsians. In your trial, new evidence surfaces. Sam Mustache accidentally confessed to a prison snitch about fooling you into pressing the "go"-button, and that he didn't actually even have that kind of money. Upon this, your prison break attempt is overlooked, as you were wrongly in prison to begin with. You are found innocent and released. You return triumphantly to Mars, but resign as the leader of Anthalsians. Instead you use the gained notoriety of your case in funding the rebuilding and protection of Anthals. In the coming years, many ares of Anthals peacefully formed a government and gained independence, but small groups of anarchistic communities remain. For your work in upkeeping relations between these countries, you receive the Nobel peace prize.

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Piggy's Day/You are innocent

Hodari — Sun, 02 Oct 2016 09:15:02 GMT

Hodari: Created page with ''''Piggy:''' "I am a diplomat of Anthals, and therefore exempt of any crimes on Earth!" Your case has gained such a following that your statement reaches the public even though …'

'''Piggy:''' "I am a diplomat of Anthals, and therefore exempt of any crimes on Earth!"

Your case has gained such a following that your statement reaches the public even though the court proceedings were secret. Anthalsians are naturally outraged. In only a few days after you've been found guilty of charges on prison break, Anthalsians begin a wave of terrorism on Earth. Hundreads of people die. With blood on your hands, guilt begins to burden your days in captivity. On one fateful wednesday morning, a prison warden finds that you've drowned yourself in a toilet.

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Piggy's Day/Go back to Earth

Hodari — Sun, 02 Oct 2016 09:03:34 GMT

Hodari: Created page with ''''Piggy:''' "Nah, I think I'm just gonna go back home." You tell your anarchist brethren that you must visit planet Earth for diplomatic purposes. You travel to Earth through t…'

'''Piggy:''' "Nah, I think I'm just gonna go back home."

You tell your anarchist brethren that you must visit planet Earth for diplomatic purposes. You travel to Earth through the only method unaffected by the riots and looting: a large wormhole. Upon return however, you are reminded of a crucial fact.

'''Police:''' "Get him!"

You are arrested for prison break. However, soon after the news of your capture reaches Anthalsians, a massive public outcry ensues. Anthalsians demand that the government of Earth release their symbolic leader. You are now a political prisoner. In court you must testify for yourself.

You testify that:
* [[Piggy's Day/You are innocent]]
* [[Piggy's Day/You are guilty]]

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Piggy's Day/Move your house to Mars

Hodari — Sat, 01 Oct 2016 19:02:36 GMT

Hodari: Created page with ''''Piggy:''' "Of course not: I'm moving my house to Mars!" Since you're wanted on Earth, you instead opt to move your house over to Mars. This was accomplished through a very la…'

'''Piggy:''' "Of course not: I'm moving my house to Mars!"

Since you're wanted on Earth, you instead opt to move your house over to Mars. This was accomplished through a very large wormhole that was found between Earth and Mars some two-thousand years ago. Though your cult-like following is slightly deterred by such materialistic things as owning a house, you have enough reputation to live off of your previous fame for the aprroximately year and a half that the anarchistic rule lasts in Anthals.

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Piggy's Day/Use the opportunity to your advantage

Hodari — Sat, 01 Oct 2016 18:53:24 GMT

Hodari: Created page with ''''Piggy:''' "Right, it's time to get out the ol' poker face." Years of playing in a poker ring has gained you a spectacularly powerful poker face. If need be, you can keep a st…'

'''Piggy:''' "Right, it's time to get out the ol' poker face."

Years of playing in a poker ring has gained you a spectacularly powerful poker face. If need be, you can keep a straight face through almost anything. In this case, you use it to appear like a berserk rioter in a situation where you would normally cower in fear. You go right over to the street and start bashing display windows.

'''Piggy:''' "KILL THE FORMER MINISTERS! ANARCHY FOR LIFE, WE DON'T NEED A SYSTEM - WE ARE THE FUCKING SYSTEM!"

Some onlookers are visibly impressed. You quickly gain notion among the anarchists, and gain their trust. In only a few days, the revolution is complete and all traces of previous authoritarian rule is in rubble. You are celebrated as a sybmol of anarchistic vigor, but as the state has fallen into anarchy, you are not given any actual power. Instead, you become homeless. People flock to the street corner where you reside in a cardboard box to feed you and gain sagely advice. All through this, you have to pretend like you know something deep and profound about anarchism and liberty, but really it's all just bluffing. Then one day, Swine sees you on the television from Earth.

'''News anchor:''' "The former dictatorship of Anthals on Mars has collapsed, and an anarchistic collective has risen to power. So far the collective has no viable leadership, except for symbolic leaders. We've not been able to get an interview from Piggy, a notable anarchist and an escaped Earth fugitive, seen here building an extension to his cardboard box to house his library."

'''Swine:''' "Piggy's alive!?"

After the guy who escaped with you was arrested, he testified having thrown you out of a helicopter, and Swine thought that you died. Swine travels to Anthals to meet you. After exchanging hello's you invite Swine inside.

'''Swine:''' "Piggy! What are you doing leading an anarchist revolution?"

'''Piggy:''' "Well as it turns out, landing in an escape pod in the middle of a country in a state of anarchy leaves you little to no options for survival. And as a terrible actor, my over-the-top approach seemed to arouse these people even more."

'''Swine:''' "Well what are you going to do? You're not going to live in a cardboard box all your life are you?"

You:
* [[Piggy's Day/Go back to Earth]]
* [[Piggy's Day/Move your house to Mars]]

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Piggy's Day/Take the laser rifle with you

Hodari — Sat, 01 Oct 2016 17:03:04 GMT

Hodari: Created page with ''''Piggy:''' "Well, it's not like I know how to use this, but it might be good for intimidation purposes." You head down the stairway, when the other militant calls to you. '''…'

'''Piggy:''' "Well, it's not like I know how to use this, but it might be good for intimidation purposes."

You head down the stairway, when the other militant calls to you.

'''Militant:''' "Hey! Are you gonna leave me here alone!?"

'''Piggy:''' "Yes."

Without so much as looking back, you descent into the subway tunnel. You see that the guards have, at least so far, done their job: the subway tunnel is clean and none of the machinery is broken. You come across the ticket vending machine, but it seems unoperational. The cashiers probably cut their wires after the government declared a state of emergency. This allows for easier evacuation of civilians.

'''Piggy:''' "You know what, this place is in total anarchy, nobody is going to miss a few coins."

You use the laser rifle to blast open the top of the machine. You have a coin collection, and you're guessing that Anthalsian currency will soon be renewed to include some new faces, so you'd better get the old ones now. As you grab a handful of coins and stuff them into a makeshift satchel made from old propaganda posters, a few other subway attendants notice you.

'''Young man:''' "Hey, this guy's got free money!"

A group of people gather, intending to grab a handful of coins for themselves.

'''Piggy:''' "Now hold on just a second, I only took these coins for numismatical purposes!"

'''Old lady:''' "Lookie here now, this currency's gonna go outta circulation in a few weeks anyways. Why couldn't we take them?"

'''Piggy:''' "Well... If it's going out of circulation, what do YOU need it for? You're not all coin collectors as well, are you?"

'''Old lady:''' "Uhm... Well that's-a.... PIN HIM DOWN AND GRAB THE LOOT!"

The group of people jumps on you.

'''Piggy:''' "Hey! Get off of me you greedy crackheads!"

'''Young man:''' "Are you an agent?"

'''Piggy:''' "What?"

'''Young man:''' "HEY THIS GUY'S A GOVERNMENT AGENT!"

'''Piggy:''' "No no I'm not, I'm just a regular old idiot with a gun..."

You can't finish explaining. Somebody has already seized your gun and shot you.

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Piggy's Day/Abandon the laser rifle

Hodari — Sat, 01 Oct 2016 13:48:02 GMT

Hodari: Created page with ''''Piggy:''' "And I'm no militant either! This rifle can go." You throw the laser rifle on the ground. You forget to put the safety on, and the rifle goes off, piercing some of …'

'''Piggy:''' "And I'm no militant either! This rifle can go."

You throw the laser rifle on the ground. You forget to put the safety on, and the rifle goes off, piercing some of your most significant organs. You bleed out and die quickly.

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Piggy's Day/Leave your post

Hodari — Sat, 01 Oct 2016 13:44:51 GMT

Hodari: Created page with ''''Piggy:''' "Forget this! I'm leaving this godforsaken planet." '''Militant:''' "Hey man, that was uncalled for. I live on this planet!" '''Piggy:''' "Sorry man. Didn't mean i…'

'''Piggy:''' "Forget this! I'm leaving this godforsaken planet."

'''Militant:''' "Hey man, that was uncalled for. I live on this planet!"

'''Piggy:''' "Sorry man. Didn't mean it like that. It's just that the anarchy and all..."

'''Militant:''' "Yeah well I don't call your planet godforsaken just because you live on... Where exactly do you live?"

'''Piggy:''' "Earth."

'''Militant:''' "Oh man, that's a great planet actually. Can't say bad things about it."

'''Piggy:''' "It's pretty great."

You leave for the airport. Do you:
* [[Piggy's Day/Take the laser rifle with you]]
* [[Piggy's Day/Abandon the laser rifle]]

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Piggy's Day/Stand your post

Hodari — Sat, 01 Oct 2016 13:39:40 GMT

Hodari: Created page with ''''Piggy:''' "Meh, I might as well be a guard. I guess I'll be more safe in this position, and with a gun no less." A woman approaches to get to the subway. '''Piggy:''' "Halt!…'

'''Piggy:''' "Meh, I might as well be a guard. I guess I'll be more safe in this position, and with a gun no less."

A woman approaches to get to the subway.

'''Piggy:''' "Halt! I mean... Hello. Are you from the previous thing?"

'''Woman:''' "What?"

'''Piggy:''' "You know, the.. eh...?"

You look inquiringly at your partner.

'''Militant:''' "The... government?"

'''Piggy:''' "Yes, that's the ticket!"

You look back at the woman.

'''Piggy:''' "Are you a member of the previous government?"

'''Woman:''' "No."

'''Piggy:''' "Are you a cilivian or a militant?"

'''Woman:''' "That's a bit difficult to say, really... I guess I'm a militant."

'''Piggy:''' "Great! Can you take my post for a moment? I need to go... to, eh... feed my cat."

'''Woman:''' "Uhh... This is a bit awkward. I'm actually a terrorist."

'''Piggy:''' "What?"

'''Militant:''' "WHAT!?"

The woman ignites a bomb vest. Both of you die.

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Piggy's Day/A civilian

Hodari — Sat, 01 Oct 2016 13:28:09 GMT

Hodari: Created page with ''''Piggy:''' "I'm a civilian, of course." '''Militant:''' "Very well, go on ahead. Viva la revolucion!" '''Piggy:''' "Whatever, man. You shouldn't be so uptight, this is an ana…'

'''Piggy:''' "I'm a civilian, of course."

'''Militant:''' "Very well, go on ahead. Viva la revolucion!"

'''Piggy:''' "Whatever, man. You shouldn't be so uptight, this is an anarchist state after all."

You make it to the subway, which has unsurprisingly fallen to the hands of vandals. Somebody has long since smashed up the ticket machines and stolen all coins.

'''Piggy:''' "A free ride's a free ride I guess."

The solar-powered subway train itself is left intact and fully operational. After no time at all, you arrive at the airport. To your displeasure, you see that the airport has been completely trashed. Neither planes nor rockets are departing, and most pilots have likely either joined the revolution, been killed or taken shelter nearby. You stand amidst the rubble and red dust, thinking of something that could help you. You then hear somebody yell from behind you:

'''Voice:''' "FOOD!"

You look behind, and see a group of pilots, stewards and other airport employees gathered up around a fire beneath a corrugated iron sheet. They've obviously become unemployed and possibly homeless, and some seem very malnourished.

'''Piggy:''' "I'm sorry, I don't have any food..."

Somebody throws a rock at your forehead. You fall back unconscious, and the airport employees kill and eat you. Not the best way to go, but at least you saved a bunch of people from starvation.

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Piggy's Day/A militant

Hodari — Sat, 01 Oct 2016 13:08:23 GMT

Hodari: Created page with ''''Piggy:''' "I'm a militant." '''Militant:''' "Okay. Can you cover for me a sec? I need to use the loo." '''Piggy:''' "What? I- I guess so." '''Militant:''' "Just don't let a…'

'''Piggy:''' "I'm a militant."

'''Militant:''' "Okay. Can you cover for me a sec? I need to use the loo."

'''Piggy:''' "What? I- I guess so."

'''Militant:''' "Just don't let any former politicians or secret police members through, okay?"

The militant hands you a laser rifle before you even have time to answer. The militant rushes off. You inquire the other militant standing by.

'''Piggy:''' "Uh... Hey man, I'm sort of new to this. How do you use this rifle?"

'''Other militant:''' "Don't ask me. I got into this situation the same way as you. My guy left two hours ago."

You decide to:
* [[Piggy's Day/Stand your post]]
* [[Piggy's Day/Leave your post]]

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Piggy's Day/Leave immediately

Hodari — Sat, 01 Oct 2016 13:01:05 GMT

Hodari: Created page with ''''Piggy:''' "I am not leaving this pod. I'll call Swine to pick me up and transport me somewhere safe." But you can't call Swine because you don't have a phone, and furthermore…'

'''Piggy:''' "I am not leaving this pod. I'll call Swine to pick me up and transport me somewhere safe."

But you can't call Swine because you don't have a phone, and furthermore there are no operating telephone services due to the riots.

'''Piggy:''' "Well, it's not THAT bad. I only see three people with fire bombs in their hands."

You hear a loud whoosh outside.

'''Piggy:''' "Okay, two. Two people with fire bombs. That's... Better I guess..."

You decide that it's safe enough to try and get to the nearest airport. You are a pig, and with four legs you can run slightly faster than a human. Or at least could, if you weren't obese even for a pig. You make a break for it, and loot a local supermarket to gain a map of the city. The subway is automated, and still in operation. The subway tunnel is guarded by militant anarchists. They question you as you try to enter.

'''Militant:''' "Are you in any ways affiliated with the former government?"

'''Piggy:''' "Look man, I crash-landed here from Phobos. I don't even know what the name of this country is!"

'''Militant:''' "Okay, are you a militant or a civilian?"

You're not sure what to answer, because you're not a militant, but you're a foreign terrorist, so you're not exactly a civilian either.

You say that you're:
* [[Piggy's Day/A civilian]]
* [[Piggy's Day/A militant]]

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Piggy's Day/A non-democratic state

Hodari — Sat, 01 Oct 2016 12:40:44 GMT

Hodari: Created page with 'You crash land somewhere in Valles Marineris, in the former Dictatorship of Anthals. Former, because the state has very recently become the victim of an anarchistic revolution. T…'

You crash land somewhere in Valles Marineris, in the former Dictatorship of Anthals. Former, because the state has very recently become the victim of an anarchistic revolution. The secret police has disbanded and the former tyrannical leaders have fled the planet. Riots are in place, grenades and fire bombs blot out the sun. Going outside is massively dangerous if you get labelled as a supporter of the former government.

Do you:
* [[Piggy's Day/Leave immediately]]
* [[Piggy's Day/Use the opportunity to your advantage]]

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Piggy's Day/Drop off at Mars

Hodari — Sat, 01 Oct 2016 12:27:49 GMT

Hodari: Created page with ''''Piggy:''' "Screw this! I'm a wanted man on Earth, who cares if I end up in some pseudo-dystopian crackhole of a country? Hell, a fugitive like me could make a career in there!…'

'''Piggy:''' "Screw this! I'm a wanted man on Earth, who cares if I end up in some pseudo-dystopian crackhole of a country? Hell, a fugitive like me could make a career in there!"

Piggy can't decide on which country he lands in, as he doesn't know the locations of any countries or their forms of government. But you can decide that for him:

Piggy lands in:
* [[Piggy's Day/A democratic state]]
* [[Piggy's Day/A non-democratic state]]

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Piggy's Day/Say yes

Hodari — Sat, 01 Oct 2016 12:17:06 GMT

Hodari: Created page with ''''Piggy:''' "YES." The machine whirrs up an unusual retort: '''Voice:''' "I'm sorry, 136 is incorrect. The Earth only has one moon." '''Piggy:''' "WHAT!?" '''Voice:''' "Well…'

'''Piggy:''' "YES."

The machine whirrs up an unusual retort:

'''Voice:''' "I'm sorry, 136 is incorrect. The Earth only has one moon."

'''Piggy:''' "WHAT!?"

'''Voice:''' "Well we shouldn't expect you to know this, our records say you were born in the Andromeda galaxy."

'''Piggy:''' "No, who are you and what are you doing on an emergency broadcast frequency?"

'''Voice:''' "This is Gyorge Nietzscheson from the TV show 'Who Wants a Helluva Lot Money?'. What are you doing in our show?"

'''Piggy:''' "Well it all started a few days ago when I was at home reading a book and, well long story short, I ended up being arrested and tried of terrorism. I escaped prison and found a Phobosian trade secret gravity reversal machine and..."

'''Gyorge:''' "..."

'''Piggy:''' "And... I've already said too much."

'''Gyorge:''' "Right. If you don't mind, I'll be calling the police on you."

'''Piggy:''' "No, I don't mind, go ahead. I'm grasping on strings with this trip as it is."

In three hours, a police ship arrives, and you are taken back into custody. This might've worked out better if you hadn't outed yourself on live radio. (But it's not like you had a choice.)

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Piggy's Day/Press the button again

Hodari — Sat, 01 Oct 2016 11:32:28 GMT

Hodari: Created page with ''''Piggy:''' "Okay, let's try this again." You press the same button again, and once more it displays the number "1". This time you decide to press it straight away to save time…'

'''Piggy:''' "Okay, let's try this again."

You press the same button again, and once more it displays the number "1". This time you decide to press it straight away to save time. Just like before, a message appears: "Do you wish to lock your answer?" This time you don't hesitate, knowing that saying "no" would do nothing.

'''Piggy:''' "YES!"

It sounds like the pod's engine is failing, but after a moment you realise that the sound is coming from the control panel. It's a low drumroll. Suddenly, all screens turn green and a voice yells out:

'''Voice:''' "It's correct! The number of Earth's moons is 1! Congratulations! You've just one ONE MILLION DOLLARS in the annual Solar System's Super Raffle!"

'''Piggy:''' "YES!"

The voice gives you directions to alter the coordinates of the escape pod back to Earth to claim your prize money. After landing in Los Angeles, you find out that the whole thing was a ruse to get you back to prison.

'''Piggy:''' "YES!... I mean, GODDAMIT!"

You end up back in prison. Your capture revealed Phobos's secret gravity reversal program to Earthlings, and Phobos goes bankrupt after failing to get copyrights on it soon enough. Impoverished and angry Phobosians flock to Earth as refugees. One of the refugees, the former emperor, went a little bit insane and ended up in the same prison as you. You fail to notice this, and one day when you're not paying attention in the cafeteria, the former emperor stabs you to death with a fork.

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Piggy's Day/Say no

Hodari — Sat, 01 Oct 2016 11:19:03 GMT

Hodari: Created page with ''''Piggy:''' "NO." The screen reverts back to its original state, before you meddled with any controls. Confused, you check around for any signs of change. You see none. You: *…'

'''Piggy:''' "NO."

The screen reverts back to its original state, before you meddled with any controls. Confused, you check around for any signs of change. You see none.

You:
* [[Piggy's Day/Pull a lever]]
* [[Piggy's Day/Press the button again]]

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Piggy's Day/Do nothing

Hodari — Sat, 01 Oct 2016 11:15:42 GMT

Hodari: Created page with ''''Piggy:''' "Well this is obviously going nowhere." You cross your arms and lean back to think with a rather grim face. After a few moments however, the display screen lights u…'

'''Piggy:''' "Well this is obviously going nowhere."

You cross your arms and lean back to think with a rather grim face. After a few moments however, the display screen lights up again. It says: "Do you wish to lock your answer?" You hop back up to manage the controls, slightly flustered but still on case.

'''Piggy:''' "What what?... Oh, uhhh..."

* [[Piggy's Day/Say no]]
* [[Piggy's Day/Say yes]]

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Piggy's Day/Press another button

Hodari — Sat, 01 Oct 2016 11:13:00 GMT

Hodari: Created page with 'You press another button, expecting for some sort of a return on all of your button-pressing. The display now reads: "GAME OVER: score:136" '''Piggy:''' "OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!" Yo…'

You press another button, expecting for some sort of a return on all of your button-pressing. The display now reads: "GAME OVER: score:136"

'''Piggy:''' "OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!"

You slam your hands onto the console, and all digital screens in the pod bluescreen.

'''Piggy:''' "Whoopsie. That's not good."

All lights black out. You're suddenly overcome by the darkness of infinite space around you. You feel lost, and very small, and rightly so. A speck of dust floating out of orbit and into the far regions of the solar system, you or your ship are never again seen by a living being.

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Piggy's Day/Press a button

Hodari — Sat, 01 Oct 2016 11:02:36 GMT

Hodari: Created page with 'You press the button. A digital text appears on a large screen. It says: "1". '''Piggy:''' "Well, that's a number." You press the button again. It now says "2". '''Piggy:''' "…'

You press the button. A digital text appears on a large screen. It says: "1".

'''Piggy:''' "Well, that's a number."

You press the button again. It now says "2".

'''Piggy:''' "One could call that progress. But this should probably do something, yes?"

You press the button repeatedly, but nothing happens. It always displays a number larger by one. You tire out after a few minutes, and see that the number has reached 136.

You:
* [[Piggy's Day/Press another button]]
* [[Piggy's Day/Do nothing]]

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Piggy's Day/Pull a lever

Hodari — Sat, 01 Oct 2016 10:53:07 GMT

Hodari: Created page with 'You pull a lever that looks a lot like the gear stick in ancient automobiles. A voice prompts: '''Voice:''' "Coordinates set to random. Please input Phobos employee security cod…'

You pull a lever that looks a lot like the gear stick in ancient automobiles. A voice prompts:

'''Voice:''' "Coordinates set to random. Please input Phobos employee security code to proceed."

'''Piggy:''' "WHAT!?"

You don't even know where such an input is. The escape pod crashes into a meteor before you can find the input, let a lone the required code.

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Piggy's Day/Try and reach the Earth

Hodari — Sat, 01 Oct 2016 10:46:52 GMT

Hodari: Created page with ''''Piggy:''' "I'm leaving nothing to chance! I'm going back to Earth. Maybe move to Heard Island Volcano, good luck anybody finding me there." You begin to reroute the escape po…'

'''Piggy:''' "I'm leaving nothing to chance! I'm going back to Earth. Maybe move to Heard Island Volcano, good luck anybody finding me there."

You begin to reroute the escape pod. You have very little knowledge of what any of the controls actually do, but figure they can't be anything too dangerous to meddle with.

You:
* [[Piggy's Day/Pull a lever]]
* [[Piggy's Day/Press a button]]

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Piggy's Day/Abandoned

Hodari — Thu, 29 Sep 2016 07:50:11 GMT

Hodari: Created page with ''''Piggy:''' "Boy this place is run down. Why couldn't this portal take me to, say... downtown Los Angeles? Is that too much to ask, really?" You throw your hands on your sides …'

'''Piggy:''' "Boy this place is run down. Why couldn't this portal take me to, say... downtown Los Angeles? Is that too much to ask, really?"

You throw your hands on your sides and look around as if expecting an answer. After calming down, you decide to have a look at the ores mined here. Maybe you can get some kind of an idea where you are.

'''Piggy:''' "Now, what is this?"

You pick up a rock from a mine cart and observe it in the thin light. It's mostly just a rough, black piece of rock with some sort of greenish-yellow deposits in it. It's quit heavy to hold.

'''Piggy:''' "I've read something about geology, but I can't remember for the death of me what this is!"

You sit down on the cave floor to ponder. After five minutes of thinking, you still can't remember what it might be, and frankly, it's giving you a headache. Literally.

'''Piggy:''' "Oh my. Oh. OH NO!"

You get up, as you've just realized that you're standing next to a large amount of uraninite. It's radioactive.

'''Piggy:''' "Oh man, I need to get out of here and find some iodine, and quick!"

You can't get out. After only three more minutes, you succumb to the headache and die.

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Piggy's Day/124

Hodari — Thu, 29 Sep 2016 07:31:47 GMT

Hodari: Created page with 'You dial 124 and press the activate-button. Off you go, whizzing through the fabric of reality. As you come to your senses, you can see that it's dark, but not absolutely pitch b…'

You dial 124 and press the activate-button. Off you go, whizzing through the fabric of reality. As you come to your senses, you can see that it's dark, but not absolutely pitch black. There's a lit electric lamp on the wall. You look around for a bit, and see that you're in a mine of some sort. There are railroad tracks and piles of ore scattered about everywhere.

The mineshaft is:
*[[Piggy's Day/Active]]
*[[Piggy's Day/Abandoned]]
*[[Piggy's Day/Rigged with microphones]]

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Piggy's Day/324

Hodari — Thu, 29 Sep 2016 07:22:47 GMT

Hodari:

'''Piggy:''' "324. Righty-o, let's go."

You press the activate-button. You end up in a very dark place. With your flashlight, you're able to see that the receiving portal seems to be built in great distress from improvised parts. It has pieces of remote controls, wiring that looks like it came from a 20 000 year old computer, what looks like a bunch of radio transmitters, and other random salvaged wreckage.

'''Piggy:''' "Where am I?"

You shine your flashlight around you. Now you see. The walls are made of flesh.

'''Piggy:''' "Oh this is just great. Am I in Helt again!?"

Upon closer consideration, you realize that you're inside of a whale.

'''Piggy:''' "Some of the scientists must've been somehow swallowed by a whale. They then built an emergency portal to get back to the submarine!"

You hurriedly start messing with the portal console to get back, but have a realization:

'''Piggy:''' "I... I don't remember the other coordinates, and I don't know where the original portal was located in! If I put in random coordinates, I could end up anywhere; lodged inside of a mountain, or worse!"

You decide that it's probably safer to try and get out of the whale.

You decide to:
*[[Piggy's Day/Talk to the whale]]
*[[Piggy's Day/Live inside of the whale]]

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Piggy's Day/324

Hodari — Wed, 28 Sep 2016 09:06:01 GMT

Hodari: Created page with ''''Piggy:''' "324. Righty-o, let's go." You press the activate-button. You end up in a very dark place. With your flashlight, you're able to see that the receiving portal seems …'

'''Piggy:''' "324. Righty-o, let's go."

You press the activate-button. You end up in a very dark place. With your flashlight, you're able to see that the receiving portal seems to be built in great distress from improvised parts. It has pieces of remote controls, wiring that looks like it came from a 20 000 year old computer, what looks like a bunch of radio transmitters, and other random salvaged wreckage.

'''Piggy:''' "Where am I?"

You shine your flashlight around you. Now you see. The walls are made of flesh.

'''Piggy:''' "Oh this is just great. Am I in Helt again!?"

Upon closer consideration, you realize that you're inside of a whale.

'''Piggy:''' "Some of the scientists must've been somehow swallowed by a whale. They then built an emergency portal to get back to the submarine!"

You decide to:
*[[Piggy's Day/Talk to the whale]]
*[[Piggy's Day/Live inside of the whale]]

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Piggy's Day/665

Hodari — Wed, 28 Sep 2016 08:56:58 GMT

Hodari: Created page with ''''Piggy:''' "Right, so 6... 6... 6..." You press the activate-button to soon. '''Piggy:''' "No wait, that's not..." You were already transported. You end up in Helt, above a …'

'''Piggy:''' "Right, so 6... 6... 6..."

You press the activate-button to soon.

'''Piggy:''' "No wait, that's not..."

You were already transported. You end up in Helt, above a river of lava. You fall in and die.

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Piggy's Day/Just press Go

Hodari — Wed, 28 Sep 2016 08:54:58 GMT

Hodari: Created page with ''''Piggy:''' "I don't have time to read all this! Let's just go." You press the activate-button. This constitutes as the coordinates 000. You are transported into outer space, w…'

'''Piggy:''' "I don't have time to read all this! Let's just go."

You press the activate-button. This constitutes as the coordinates 000. You are transported into outer space, where you die.

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Piggy's Day/Kill yourself

Hodari — Wed, 28 Sep 2016 08:51:58 GMT

Hodari: Created page with ''''Piggy:''' "Well, there's always ONE way out!" You decide to commit suicide in order to spare yourself from the agony of starvation. You look for the tallest room you can find…'

'''Piggy:''' "Well, there's always ONE way out!"

You decide to commit suicide in order to spare yourself from the agony of starvation. You look for the tallest room you can find to hang yourself in. You come across a two-story open area.

'''Piggy:''' "Ah, this looks just excellent!"

Before you can find enough rope to fashion a noose out of, you spot a peculiar device in the middle of the room.

'''Piggy:''' "Hang on, I think I know what that is."

The device looks much like a high-technical oven with three numbered dials. This is a subatomic particle widener, a machine that's was used in finding wormholes for the purposes of faster-than-light travel.

'''Piggy:''' "I can use this to get out of this hell-hole!"

There's a piece of paper on the floor. It looks like three coordinates. The coordinates are "124", "324" and "665"

You dial:
*[[Piggy's Day/124]]
*[[Piggy's Day/324]]
*[[Piggy's Day/665]]
*[[Piggy's Day/Just press Go]]

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Piggy's Day/Try and stop Ef

Hodari — Wed, 28 Sep 2016 06:49:45 GMT

Hodari:

'''Indiana:''' "Well I guess we have no choice..."

Indiana presses the button for chupacabra. A Chupacabra appears in the middle of the platform. Chupacabras are the most powerful animals known to exist in this particular universe. They are the size of a row of flats, strong enough to bite through a bar of duranium, can run 1200Km/hour, are highly intelligent, and nearly impervious to attacks. Because of this, and the fact that it's been personally trained by Indiana, Ef won't be able to manipulate it.

'''Ef:''' "Oh dear god no."

The chupacabra can instantly sense what's going on, and takes action. It slams its paw onto Ef, immobilizing him.

'''Ef:''' "You dimwits! You've brought this upon yourselves. YahaiA DawA!"

The permafrost worm resurfaces to attack, but the chupacabra instantly grabs it.

'''Ef:''' "For fuck's sake man, this isn't a fair fight..."

'''Indiana:''' "No, it's not."

Ef is put to prison for extortion. The competition is put on hold for two days because several finalists had to be hospitalized for inhaling permafrost worm stomach acid. You are given a two-day all-expenses paid stay at the hotel for compensation. This includes six different buffets, during which you eat more than enough to compensate for the fact that John ended up winning the title, and you lost a thousand dollars.

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Piggy's Day/An Asag

Hodari — Wed, 28 Sep 2016 06:43:39 GMT

Hodari:

'''Gyorge:''' "An Asag! How intriguing, a very large and dangerous hellish beast, size of a small hill, and tough as nails, for sure."

'''Indiana:''' "Very well."

Indiana presses a button on a control panel that contains the names of all animals planted on Pluto. An asag appears on the battling field.

'''Indiana:''' "Now, this is an asag that I raised from a baby, so it isn't hostile to people unless provoked.

You look on from the comfort of the living room of the apartment.

'''Piggy:''' "No way in hell is John going to do damage to an asag!"

'''Fan:''' "Bah, John trains by punching through brick walls! That asag won't survive to the second round."

The asag eyes up John, who is preparing to strike at any moment. Fast as a lightning, John jumps up to the asag and strikes it straight on its leg with all his might.

'''John:''' "OW! Ow, ow ow ow!"

John hurts his hand, and has to retreat to gather his strength for a moment. The asag doesn't even seem to have noticed.

'''Fan:''' "WHAT!?"

'''Stakesholder:''' "Oh, that's gotta hurt."

'''Piggy:''' "Told you."

The other contestants look on in disbelief. John Timberman hurt his arm while punching this being! John looks over his shoulder at his rivals peering at him, and decides to give it another go. This time he climbs the torso of the asag, all the way to the top of its head. Then, he starts performing karate kicks against the asag's horn. The horn shakes for a very tiny bit, but doesn't seem to interest its owner even the slightest.

'''John:''' "Goddammit, what is this thing!?"

For one final attempt at gaining the attention of the asag, John climbs down on its face, and punches it in the eye. As John is about to throw the punch, the Asag focuses its five eyes onto John, and tenses up.

'''Asag:''' "EXCUSE ME, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

'''John:''' "Trying to start a fight."

'''Asag:''' "WELL CUT IT OUT. I'M TRYING TO HAVE A NAP."

The asag closes its eyelids. John tries to punch them, but they only give in slightly. He no longer gets any reaction out of the asag.

'''Ökerhj:''' "I think we've seen enough, John. Get down from that asag, you're not gonna get it awake."

A few of the contestants burst out laughing. John returns to the line, defeated.

'''Juflop:''' "Now, as you were unable to beat the asag, other contestants don't need to defeat it. Also, you can't challenge any more creatures until some other contestant has done so."

'''Piggy:''' "Ah, the ball is no longer in his corner! How about that."

'''Fan:''' "Hmpf."

A few rounds go by without either of them taking action. The rules state that if a stick-man defeats the creature of their choice, every other contestant must also do so. Two finalists are eliminated for losing to a svalbardian giant troll, and one voluntarily forfeits the competition after almost dying in a fight against a brain cloud. John and #10 defeat all of these creatures. Another contestant steps up. It's finalist #3, Ef Yorkesl, a new face on the competition who made it through the survival round by taming a permafrost worm and riding it for most of the round.

'''Ef:''' "I challenge...."

* [[Piggy's Day/A permafrost worm]]
* [[Piggy's Day/Another Asag]]

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Piggy's Day/Break the hull

Hodari — Wed, 28 Sep 2016 06:34:58 GMT

Hodari:

'''Piggy:''' "There's always one way out: through the wall!"

You first get yourself a toolbox, and from there, a hammer. You find a very rusty-looking outer wall, and start pounding away. You hear the steel-plated wall beginning to budge.

'''Piggy:''' "I'll be out in no time!"

You decide to try the sharper end of the hammer.

'''Piggy:''' "Here goes..."

With one great big swing, you puncture a small hole into the wall. This is where your problems begin. The outer wall was, of course underwater. A jet of high-pressure water bursts out and kills you instantly.

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Piggy's Day/Try to find a rope to pull the chest up

Hodari — Wed, 28 Sep 2016 06:29:07 GMT

Hodari:

You hypothesize that if there's a treasure chest down here, You'll probably be able to find some other items, possibly pirate-related. You look all over the bottom of the crevasse, but can't seem to find even a piece of yarn, so much as a pirate ship.

'''Piggy:''' "Okay, this calls for some further planning..."

* [[Piggy's Day/Search elsewhere]]
* [[Piggy's Day/Breach the chest]]

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Piggy's Day/Feign collapsing

Hodari — Wed, 28 Sep 2016 06:15:51 GMT

Hodari:

'''You think to yourself:''' "Swine thinks I'm spewing foul language! I have to get his attention some other way..."

Thinking quickly, you fall backwards on the floor. This was not the brightest idea, as you are now bleeding from the back of your head also.

'''Swine:''' "Piggy, are you alright? Say something!"

With a massive concussion, you stammer out:

'''Piggy:''' "Fufk you, Sfine."

After a few seconds, the top of your head cracks open, and your brains roll out. Needless to say, you've died.

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Piggy's Day/Apply desinfectant

Hodari — Wed, 28 Sep 2016 06:13:47 GMT

Hodari:

'''Piggy:''' "Okay, let's start by putting on some bandages..."

'''Swine:''' "Wait! Shouldn't we apply the disinfectant first?"

'''Piggy:''' "Right."

You take out a can of deodorant, and before Swine can stop you, you've sprayed half a can of the stuff into your nose. You realize your mistake about halfway through this, as you start coughing profusely, and then vomit blood.

'''Swine:''' "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"

'''Piggy:''' "*cough* Why isn't this stuff working!?"

'''Swine:''' "You idiot, that's not disinfectant!"

'''Piggy:''' "But I thought deodorant disinfects your nose!"

'''Swine:''' "WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?"

'''Piggy:''' "Well because we always use it in the mornings and... *cough, cough* To be fair, I'm not really sure."

You vomit again. With less blood this time, but nevertheless.

'''Swine:''' "Oh for fucks sake you are such a FOOL!"

The ambulance arrives to take to the the hospital. Your nose has to be amputated from an overdose of aerosol. This causes you much distress, but you agree to the operation. At a later date, you die because you can't distinguish the taste of a green potato from a green apple.

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Piggy's Day/Use an adrenaline shot

Hodari — Wed, 28 Sep 2016 06:10:46 GMT

Hodari:

In the medicine cabinet on the bathroom wall, you have an adrenaline shot given to you by your doctor in the likely case that your morbidly obese ass decides to have a heart attack. It's very dangerous to use anywhere outside of a life-threatening situation, so it should work just marvelously here. You open the cabinet, and with shaking hands and weak knees, you toss out anything useless, until you find the adrenaline shot.

'''Piggy:''' "Okay, gotta read the instructions first. 'Step 1: Press the adrenaline shot against the middle of your thigh, and press the button."

You do just that. The instructions are written on the side of the shot itself, so you take the shot out and bring it to your face.

'''Piggy:''' "'Step 2: Hold the shot against your thigh for 10 seconds..."

This you did not do.

'''Piggy:''' "Well, this isn't good..."

You probably should have read the instructions in full before using it. Now you didn't recieve a large enough of a dose. You die of blood loss.

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Hodari — Wed, 28 Sep 2016 06:03:08 GMT

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[[A Day At The Races]] || PG-13, 16 pages [completed story] || You need to win $1,000 in a day betting on the horses.

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[[2012]] || PG-13, Work In Progress || You try to escape and survive from the apocalypse (the 2012 business)

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[[An Interactive Game Of Thrones Story]] || Mature, Work In Progress || You live your fate in the Universe of Ice And Fire.

[[Portal]] || Work In Progress || You sprawl through multiple and diverse portals, encountering spontaneous characters and hyperbolic events, overflowing with ridiculous meta-narratives and extreme consequences for all actions

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Piggy's Day/Swim away from the island

Hodari — Sun, 25 Sep 2016 19:40:57 GMT

Hodari: Created page with 'You see that there's another island nearby. And it's inhabited, there are people playing on the other shore! John can't kill you in broad daylight with people watching. There's o…'

You see that there's another island nearby. And it's inhabited, there are people playing on the other shore! John can't kill you in broad daylight with people watching. There's only a hundread meters between the islands, so you decide to make a proverbial break for it and swim over to the other island.

'''Piggy:''' "Don't fail me now, limbs!"

You forgot that your bloated body fails to float by quite a large margin. If only there had been some other recent event which could've reminded you about this. Oh well, you drown.

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