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Fart

EPIC — Tue, 04 Nov 2014 22:44:34 GMT

EPIC:

You can't help it. Having a microphone so close to your ass means you simply have to fart. You cut loose with the longest, stinkiest blast of gas you've ever passed.

"Ugh!" the reporter exclaims. "Thankyouverymuch! Theinterviewisover!"

He hurries his camera crew away as fast as he can, while you giggle. You're bending over to pull up your panties when a multiply-pierced punk steps up to you.

"That was wicked!" the punk says. "The way they ran! Classic! Here, cut one for me!"

He steps behind you and puts a hand on your bare ass.
AIRSTANDOFF DO NOT BE ALARMED.
Do you:
*[[Fart in the punk's face]]
*[[Shit in the punk's face]]
*[[Pull up your panties and run from the punk]]
{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[Main Street]]''|Health=Horny and Hormonal|MP=0|Level=1}}
[[Category: Smutty Sex Romp]]

Category:Airport Standoff

EPIC — Tue, 04 Nov 2014 22:36:42 GMT

EPIC:

{{a}} ''[[Airport Standoff]]''.
[[fart]]

Fart

EPIC — Tue, 04 Nov 2014 22:26:57 GMT

EPIC:

You can't help it. Having a microphone so close to your ass means you simply have to fart. You cut loose with the longest, stinkiest blast of gas you've ever passed.

"Ugh!" the reporter exclaims. "Thankyouverymuch! Theinterviewisover!"

He hurries his camera crew away as fast as he can, while you giggle. You're bending over to pull up your panties when a multiply-pierced punk steps up to you.

"That was wicked!" the punk says. "The way they ran! Classic! Here, cut one for me!"

He steps behind you and puts a hand on your bare ass.

Do you:
*[[Shit in the punk's face]]
*[[have sex with the spunk]]
{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[Main Street]]''|Health=faggot up your ass |MP=1,000,000|Level=100}}
[[Category: Smutty Sex Romp]]

Go

EPIC — Tue, 04 Nov 2014 22:19:21 GMT

EPIC:

you jump on the plain there are comfy seats were would you like to sit…Oh never mind you were directed to a seat.

as the plain takes of you look out the window with your nuts in hand (peanuts) you hear a loud boom and the airport had blown up close one!

You have a nice holiday THE END

Go

EPIC — Tue, 04 Nov 2014 22:18:26 GMT

EPIC:

you jump on the plain there are comfy seats were would you like to sit…Oh never mindyou were directed to a seat.

as the plain takes of you look out the window with your nuts in hand (peanuts) you hear a loud boom and the airport had blown up close one!

You have a nice holiday THE END

Stay

EPIC — Tue, 04 Nov 2014 22:08:39 GMT

EPIC:

you feel good staying at the airport just watching the news about "dog turns 20" "terrorists at heathrow" and
"Borris the b#####ks the movie" you slump in your chair thinking of the beati-"wait what terrorists at heath--" before you can think out loud the place blows up killing you and many others.

the end

Exit the bathroom

EPIC — Tue, 04 Nov 2014 21:53:57 GMT

EPIC: Created page with 'you leave and you nearly missed your flight although in the waiting lounge you have a bad feeling about the flight. §høülð i stay or should i gö¿ stay go [[fart…'

you leave and you nearly missed your flight although in the waiting lounge you have a bad feeling about the flight.

§høülð i stay or should i gö¿

[[stay]]

[[go]]

[[fart]]