Down The Rabbit Hole

Dingobully — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 22:33:11 GMT

Dingobully: sp, typo

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So it's a boring Friday night, and you're sitting at your computer. All day you've been illegally downloading music and looking at porn, when you come across something completely new. It's a PDF file of a book called [http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/1.php The Principia Discordia].

You read through the whole thing, and think to yourself, "Gee, I think I want to become a Discordian." Having thought this thought, you consult the MegaBarf Listing of Erisian Things to Do and do one or more or maybe even all of them.

{| width="100%"
| bgcolor="#LLCLL" valign="top" width="100%" colspan="6"| '''The MegaBarf Listing of Erisian Things To Do'''
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| bgcolor="#OOFOO" valign="top" width="1%"| 1
| bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%"| [[Declare yourself a Pope]]
| bgcolor="#GGFGG" valign="top" width="1%"| 2
| bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%"| [[Try to summon Eris]]
| bgcolor="#OOFOO" valign="top" width="1%"| Ï�
| bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%"| [[Go get a hotdog]]
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| bgcolor="#GGFGG" valign="top" width="1%"| 4
| bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%"| [[Print out the contents of the book and eat them]]
| bgcolor="#GGFGG" valign="top" width="1%"| 5
| bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%"| [[Start posting Fnords on message boards]]
| bgcolor="#OOFOO" valign="top" width="1%"| 6
| bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%"| [[Edit the Wikipedia entry on Discordianism]]
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| bgcolor="#GGFGG" valign="top" width="1%"| 7
| bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%"| [[Give up]]
| bgcolor="#GGFGG" valign="top" width="1%"| 8
| bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%"| [http://www.editthis.info/Choose_Your_Own_Adventure/Down_The_Rabbit_Hole?title=Down_The_Rabbit_Hole&action=edit Edit this page]
| bgcolor="#OOFOO" valign="top" width="1%"| 9â��
| bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%"| [[Special:Randompage|Do something completely random!]]
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| bgcolor="#GGFGG" valign="top" width="1%"| 10
| bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%"| [[Invest in a printing press]]
| bgcolor="#GGFGG" valign="top" width="1%"| 11
| bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%| [[Arm yourself with jellybeans]]
| bgcolor="#OOFOO" valign="top" width="1%"| 23
| bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%"| [[Fnord]]
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| bgcolor="#GGFGG" valign="top" width="1%"| 13
| bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%"| <font color=red>Add fake, unclickable links on wiki pages</font color>
| bgcolor="#GGFGG" valign="top" width="1%"| 14
| bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%| [[This space for rent]]
| bgcolor="#OOFOO" valign="top" width="1%"| 15
| bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%"| [[Seek the 23 Apples of Eris]]
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| bgcolor="#GGFGG" valign="top" width="1%"| 16
| bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%"| [[Roll dice]]
| bgcolor="#GGFGG" valign="top" width="1%"| 17
| bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%| [[Explore the Starseed Trance-Mission]]
| bgcolor="#OOFOO" valign="top" width="1%"| 18
| bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%"| [[Sing a hymn to Discordianism]]
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| bgcolor="#GGFGG" valign="top" width="1%"| 19
| bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%"| [[Bless a cockroach]]
| bgcolor="#GGFGG" valign="top" width="1%"| 20
| bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%| [[Mu]]
| bgcolor="#OOFOO" valign="top" width="1%"| 21
| bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%"|

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