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Back out of the kitchen and go back up the stairs

Deadlypants216 — Fri, 23 Jun 2017 01:15:18 GMT

Deadlypants216: Created page with 'You go back upstairs and sit on your bed quietly mourning the loss of your orange juice. Your cat comes from out underneath your bed and meows at you. "Ha loser." What a bitch.'

You go back upstairs and sit on your bed quietly mourning the loss of your orange juice. Your cat comes from out underneath your bed and meows at you.

"Ha loser."

What a bitch.

Pull out your gun having a fucking fight

Deadlypants216 — Fri, 23 Jun 2017 01:14:05 GMT

Deadlypants216: Created page with 'Are you seriously shooting each other over this? Like, for real? You cock your gun and aim it towards her. "Drop it." She drops the carton and all of the orange juice spills ou…'

Are you seriously shooting each other over this? Like, for real? You cock your gun and aim it towards her.

"Drop it."

She drops the carton and all of the orange juice spills out and onto the floor. You promptly shoot her dead on the spot.

Onwards and forwards down the stairs

Deadlypants216 — Fri, 23 Jun 2017 01:11:40 GMT

Deadlypants216: Created page with 'You rush down the stairs to the kitchen where you catch your little sister drinking something from within the fridge. The fridge gives her cover but you have a sneaking suspicion…'

You rush down the stairs to the kitchen where you catch your little sister drinking something from within the fridge. The fridge gives her cover but you have a sneaking suspicion as to what is is.

"Are you drinking my oj?"

She turns around, still holding the carton to her mouth and takes another swig. She lifts her other hand which holds a gun. She points it towards you.

"What if I am?"

Oh boy. Now what?

*[[pull out your gun having a fucking fight]]

*[[back out of the kitchen and go back up the stairs]]

Back to sleep

Deadlypants216 — Fri, 23 Jun 2017 01:08:39 GMT

Deadlypants216: Created page with 'You sleep forever until your prince charming arrives to wake you with a loving kiss. He takes his sweet ass time too. Takes him three years but here Matteo is, in his fucking dis…'

You sleep forever until your prince charming arrives to wake you with a loving kiss. He takes his sweet ass time too. Takes him three years but here Matteo is, in his fucking disgusting smelling flesh. That alone is enough to wake you. He leans in and kisses you passionately. You promptly have hot steamy sex on your bed. Your whole family ends up hearing.

Go back to sleep the bitch was already dead to me

Deadlypants216 — Fri, 23 Jun 2017 01:04:52 GMT

Deadlypants216: Created page with 'You go back to bed. Snore city bitch.'

You go back to bed. Snore city bitch.

Rush to the window and see if she's okay

Deadlypants216 — Fri, 23 Jun 2017 01:04:34 GMT

Deadlypants216: Created page with 'She's dead. And you've killed her. You stare at her lifeless body and tears pour down your face. You solemnly return to your bed and cry yourself back to sleep.'

She's dead. And you've killed her. You stare at her lifeless body and tears pour down your face. You solemnly return to your bed and cry yourself back to sleep.

Roundhouse kick your own mother in the face

Deadlypants216 — Fri, 23 Jun 2017 01:01:40 GMT

Deadlypants216: Created page with 'Dude what the fuck!? You just roundhouse kicked your own mom out the goddamn window! What're you going do now, you asshole? *rush to the window and see if she's okay *[[go …'

Dude what the fuck!? You just roundhouse kicked your own mom out the goddamn window! What're you going do now, you asshole?

*[[rush to the window and see if she's okay]]

*[[go back to sleep the bitch was already dead to me]]

Pretend you have no idea what she is talking about

Deadlypants216 — Fri, 23 Jun 2017 00:58:59 GMT

Deadlypants216: Created page with '"I have no idea what you're talking about Mom." "Really, you're going to pretend like I didn't see a shit load of gay minion porn on your phone?" "Yes?" "Listen, son, I'm disg…'

"I have no idea what you're talking about Mom."

"Really, you're going to pretend like I didn't see a shit load of gay minion porn on your phone?"

"Yes?"

"Listen, son, I'm disgusted frankly-"

"I know I'm sorry."

"No shut up. I'm disgusted that you thought you had to hide this juicy ass shit."

You two then look up the worst pictures of minions getting it on you could find and burn out your retinas. Family bonding time am I right?

Make idle chat with your mother and apologize

Deadlypants216 — Fri, 23 Jun 2017 00:55:15 GMT

Deadlypants216: Created page with '"Mom I'm sorry, really I can explain." "You don't need to." "What? Why?" "I was just going to tell you how proud I was of you!" Okay, what? "What?" "At my age, I had a furso…'

"Mom I'm sorry, really I can explain."

"You don't need to."

"What? Why?"

"I was just going to tell you how proud I was of you!"

Okay, what? "What?"

"At my age, I had a fursona just like yours!"

Well, that's disturbing. Anyway, you make it to the hospital. You walk inside and your mom gets you a room where a nurse attends to you. They both leave the room your mother for snacks, and the nurse to care for a different patient.

What now?

*[[stay put like a good child]]

*[[go exploring b/c this is lame]]

Yeah okay i have a thing for germans

Deadlypants216 — Fri, 23 Jun 2017 00:50:06 GMT

Deadlypants216: Created page with 'He hurriedly patches your broken extremities in a rush to find a state that will allow you two to marry right now. He is quick about this task and you two are soon married, right…'

He hurriedly patches your broken extremities in a rush to find a state that will allow you two to marry right now. He is quick about this task and you two are soon married, right before Daddy Trump passes a bill that says "stop being gay. seriously. ew." You two grow old together and right before you die a peaceful death your life quickly flashes before your eyes. You gave him a lot of blowjobs. Wow.

Hell no bitch suck yo own dick

Deadlypants216 — Fri, 23 Jun 2017 00:46:26 GMT

Deadlypants216: Created page with 'Unsurprisingly he does not take too kindly to it and grabs you by the throat and straps you to a hard metal table where he dissects you. It is beyond painful. It takes several ho…'

Unsurprisingly he does not take too kindly to it and grabs you by the throat and straps you to a hard metal table where he dissects you. It is beyond painful. It takes several hours of torture before you finally die. Good going dumbass.

Take advantage of his unzipped pants and blow that bitch

Deadlypants216 — Fri, 23 Jun 2017 00:45:44 GMT

Deadlypants216: Created page with 'You give that bitch the best blowjob of his life and he is beyond satisfied by the end. He decided to spare you but, in return, you must become his wife. Where you will fall merc…'

You give that bitch the best blowjob of his life and he is beyond satisfied by the end. He decided to spare you but, in return, you must become his wife. Where you will fall mercy to his every will. How nice of him.

Now what?

*[[hell no bitch suck yo own dick]]

*[[yeah okay i have a thing for germans]]

Call him a nazi douchebag

Deadlypants216 — Fri, 23 Jun 2017 00:42:17 GMT

Deadlypants216: Created page with '"You're a nazi douchebag, fuck off." Unsurprisingly he does not take too kindly to it and grabs you by the throat and straps you to a hard metal table and he dissects you. It is…'

"You're a nazi douchebag, fuck off."

Unsurprisingly he does not take too kindly to it and grabs you by the throat and straps you to a hard metal table and he dissects you. It is beyond painful. It takes several hours of torture before you finally die. Good going dumbass.

Agree because this life is meaningless and death is the final release

Deadlypants216 — Fri, 23 Jun 2017 00:40:54 GMT

Deadlypants216: Created page with 'You're strapped onto a hard metal table and he dissects you. It is beyond painful. It takes several hours of torture before you finally die. Why the hell did you choose this?'

You're strapped onto a hard metal table and he dissects you. It is beyond painful. It takes several hours of torture before you finally die. Why the hell did you choose this?

Turn that knob i aint afraid of no ghost

Deadlypants216 — Fri, 23 Jun 2017 00:37:53 GMT

Deadlypants216: Created page with 'Before you can turn the knob the door slams open and you're knocked to the ground by the force. You're grabbed roughly and shoved into the room and door clicks shut behind you. Y…'

Before you can turn the knob the door slams open and you're knocked to the ground by the force. You're grabbed roughly and shoved into the room and door clicks shut behind you. You look at your capture shocked at what you see. It's Dr. Richtofen from COD. Dude, what the hell why is he here? You shrug to yourself. He turns around to face you and you notice his fly is down. He asks,

"Well, well, how would you like to be my new experiment."

Oh god no. What will you do?

*[[agree because this life is meaningless and death is the final release]]

*[[take advantage of his unzipped pants and blow that bitch]]

*[[call him a nazi douchebag]]

Turn tail fuck that noise

Deadlypants216 — Fri, 23 Jun 2017 00:32:13 GMT

Deadlypants216:

As you make your way down the hallway to your right your limp becomes something more fierce. It's getting harder to breathe and it feels like your lungs are restricting. You don't know what is happening. You're scared. You look around widely in fear and notice the floor gathering water. Lots of it at a terrifying pace. You turn around to hobble back from whence you came but it's too late. The water has engulfed you. What's happening?

You wake up in a hurry, breath coming in pants and heart rate booming rapidly.

Take the hallway to your left

Deadlypants216 — Fri, 23 Jun 2017 00:31:19 GMT

Deadlypants216: Created page with 'The hallway gets darker as you walk its length. You hear screams come from a room at the end of it. The hallway is pitch black except for the fact that the door has bright light …'

The hallway gets darker as you walk its length. You hear screams come from a room at the end of it. The hallway is pitch black except for the fact that the door has bright light coming from underneath it. You continue on with no sounds except for the light tapping of your cane as you limp to the door. You make it and your hand hovers over the door knob. A loud bang and a horrifying wail reach your ears.

Fuck! What're you doing?

*[[turn tail fuck that noise]]

*[[turn that knob i aint afraid of no ghost]]

Take the hallway to your right

Deadlypants216 — Fri, 23 Jun 2017 00:30:36 GMT

Deadlypants216: Created page with 'As you make your way down the hallway to your right your limp becomes something more fierce. It's getting harder to breathe and it feels like your lungs are restricting. You don'…'

Turn tail fuck that noise

Deadlypants216 — Fri, 23 Jun 2017 00:29:35 GMT

As you make your way down the hallway to your right your limp becomes something more fierce. It's getting harder to breathe and it feels like your lung is restricting. You don't know what is happening. You're scared. You look around widely in fear and notice the floor gathering water. Lots of it at a terrifying pace. You turn around to hobble back from whence you came but it's too late. The water has engulfed you. What's happening?

You wake up in hurry breath coming in pants and heart rate booming rapidly.

Pull a minion pimp cane out of your ass and continue

Deadlypants216 — Fri, 23 Jun 2017 00:18:09 GMT

Deadlypants216: Created page with 'Well, that's fucking gross. Jeez, how'd you even get the thing in there? No wait, I don't wanna know. Alright, so you're limping down the hallway making all kinds of different tu…'

Well, that's fucking gross. Jeez, how'd you even get the thing in there? No wait, I don't wanna know. Alright, so you're limping down the hallway making all kinds of different turns. You're lost. How fun. You have two options.

Do you...

*[[take the hallway to your left]]

*[[take the hallway to your right]]

Manuever your way back into the room

Deadlypants216 — Fri, 23 Jun 2017 00:14:12 GMT

Deadlypants216: Created page with 'Both the nurse and our mom come back into the room. The nurse accesses you. "You don't have any internal bleeding which is a relief but, several of your ribs are cracked and you…'

Both the nurse and our mom come back into the room. The nurse accesses you.

"You don't have any internal bleeding which is a relief but, several of your ribs are cracked and your left leg is broken."

Your mom looks at you and whispers "dumbass." The nurse patches you up and soon you're up and out the hospital doors back to the car. Both you and your mother stop and stare at the heavy air between you. You whisper "sorry." And your mom lights up beside you.

"I would hope so. Let's stop on the way home pick up some orange juice. Considering someone drank it all. Again."

You smile widely at her.

Go exploring b/c this is lame

Deadlypants216 — Fri, 23 Jun 2017 00:11:29 GMT

Deadlypants216: Created page with 'Ayyyyyyy glad you're not a lame wad and chose to stay put. You sneak out of the room with your broken leg and ribs. Hold up wait that rights you're injured. Dude no let's not. Yo…'

Ayyyyyyy glad you're not a lame wad and chose to stay put. You sneak out of the room with your broken leg and ribs. Hold up wait that rights you're injured. Dude no let's not. You can hardly walk go back into the room and wait for the nurse.

"Okay but I've already made it this far."

Fine bitch let's let the reader decide. Hey, what do you think dumbass over here with his one working leg should do?

*[[manuever your way back into the room]]

*[[pull a minion pimp cane out of your ass and continue]]

Stay put like a good child

Deadlypants216 — Fri, 23 Jun 2017 00:06:36 GMT

Deadlypants216: Created page with 'You stay where you are and both the nurse and our mom come back into the room. The nurse accesses you. "You don't have any internal bleeding which is a relief but, several of yo…'

You stay where you are and both the nurse and our mom come back into the room. The nurse accesses you.

"You don't have any internal bleeding which is a relief but, several of your ribs are cracked and your left leg is broken."

Your mom looks at you and whispers "dumbass." The nurse patches you up and soon you're up and out the hospital doors back to the car. Both you and your mother stop and stare at the heavy air between you. You whisper "sorry." And your mom lights up beside you.

"I would hope so. Let's stop on the way home pick up some orange juice. Considering someone drank it all. Again."

You smile widely at her.

Stare out the window like an angsty teen

Deadlypants216 — Thu, 22 Jun 2017 23:59:58 GMT

Deadlypants216: Created page with 'You stare out the window and your mom turns the radio on to 102.7 GNI. You hear Taylor Swift's "I Knew You Were Trouble" comes on. You have flashbacks to when you hit the ground …'

You stare out the window and your mom turns the radio on to 102.7 GNI. You hear Taylor Swift's "I Knew You Were Trouble" comes on. You have flashbacks to when you hit the ground just minutes beforehand. Triggered, you switch the station to some country music.

"Are we just going to ignore the fact that you jumped out the window because you were embarrassed?"

"I wasn't embarrassed."

"What other reason could you have for jumping out the window?"

You say nothing and stare even harder out the window. Finally, you make it to the hospital where your mother rushes you into the ER and signs you in. You're ushered into a room and a nurse comes in to evaluate you. Your mom leaves to go get some snacks from a vending machine. The nurse leaves but says she'll be back shortly.

Now what?

*[[stay put like a good child]]

*[[go exploring b/c this is lame]]

Out the window fuck this

Deadlypants216 — Thu, 22 Jun 2017 23:49:19 GMT

Deadlypants216:

Half way out the window you suddenly remember that you're on the second floor. As you get the exciting rush of adrenaline you hit the ground, hard. You're in severe pain and you're pretty sure you broke a couple of ribs and your leg. That was such a dumb idea, Eli, why would you do that?

"Fuck off" you manage as you lift your face from the dirt.

In pain and miserable you make your way back into the house and upstairs to your mom.

"So that didn't pan out well, can you drive me to the hospital? I'm pretty sure there's some internal bleeding going on."

"You're an idiot. Did you know that?"

You're now in the car with your mother on the way to the hospital. Which would you prefer to do?

*[[plug in aux cord to play master's call]]

*[[stare out the window like an angsty teen]]

*[[make idle chat with your mother and apologize]]

Plug in aux cord to play master's call

Deadlypants216 — Thu, 22 Jun 2017 23:47:57 GMT

Deadlypants216: Created page with 'You plug in your aux cord and turn that shit allllllllllll the way up. You text your friend that you're listening to the best song in the world because you know it will annoy him…'

You plug in your aux cord and turn that shit allllllllllll the way up. You text your friend that you're listening to the best song in the world because you know it will annoy him. He reaches through your phone and throttles you. Your mother, frightened by two arms shooting out of the phone to strangle her son, crashes into the nearest tree. Suddenly a truck carrying highly flammable materials rushes by when the driver hears the music playing from your vehicle.

"Oh fuck. Is that the master's call?"

Lulled into a false sense of security, the driver promptly crashes into your upside down car that is starting to flame. Minutes later there is a huge explosion. You're dead bitch.

Out the window fuck this

Deadlypants216 — Thu, 22 Jun 2017 23:39:45 GMT

Deadlypants216: Created page with 'Half way out the window you suddenly remember that you're on the second floor. As you get the exciting rush of adrenaline you hit the ground, hard. You're in severe pain and you'…'

Half way out the window you suddenly remember that you're on the second floor. As you get the exciting rush of adrenaline you hit the ground, hard. You're in severe pain and you're pretty sure you broke a couple of ribs and your leg. That was such a dumb idea, Eli, why would you do that?

"Fuck off" you manage as you lift your face from the dirt.

In pain and miserable you make your way back into the house and upstairs to your mom.

"So that didn't pan out well, can you drive me to the hospital? I'm pretty sure there's some internal bleeding going on."

"You're an idiot. Did you know that?"

You're now in the car with your mother on the way to the hospital. Which would you prefer to do?

*[[plug in aux cord to play master's call]]

*[[stare at the window like an angsty teen]]

*[[make idle chat with your mother and apologize]]

Party bruh

Deadlypants216 — Thu, 22 Jun 2017 23:31:00 GMT

Deadlypants216: Created page with 'Yo it's time to get lit up in this bitch. You dance around like nobody is watching but, really your mom is and she's ashamed of what she sees. You hear her call you from the othe…'

Yo it's time to get lit up in this bitch. You dance around like nobody is watching but, really your mom is and she's ashamed of what she sees. You hear her call you from the other room; disappointed you stop dancing and make your way to your mom.

"Eli I've been meaning to speak to you about the contents I've discovered in your internet search history."

You freeze, this bitch been looking at your phone. What do you do?

*[[out the window fuck this]]

*[[pretend you have no idea what she is talking about]]

*[[roundhouse kick your own mother in the face]]

Man idk

Deadlypants216 — Thu, 22 Jun 2017 23:25:21 GMT

Deadlypants216:

You all ready for this? Ba da na na ba da.
Alright so, your name is Eli Meme and you're a dancing queen who is sweet, young, and only seventeen. You awake in your bed which is covered in empty orange juice cartons.

"Orange juice? Bitch you mean oj?"

Right sorry, oj. You ponder what to do next.

*[[party bruh]]

*[[onwards and forwards down the stairs]]

*[[back to sleep]]

Man idk

Deadlypants216 — Thu, 22 Jun 2017 23:24:11 GMT

Deadlypants216: Created page with 'You all ready for this? Ba da na na ba da. Alright so, your name is Eli Meme and you're a dancing queen who is sweet, young, and only seventeen. You awake in your bed which is co…'

You all ready for this? Ba da na na ba da.
Alright so, your name is Eli Meme and you're a dancing queen who is sweet, young, and only seventeen. You awake in your bed which is covered in empty orange juice bottles.

"Orange juice? Bitch you mean oj?"

Right sorry, oj. You ponder what to do next.

*[[party bruh]]

*[[onwards and forwards down the stairs]]

*[[back to sleep]]

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Deadlypants216 — Thu, 22 Jun 2017 23:15:52 GMT

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