Create Your Own Story - User contributions [en]

Next order please

Bcent1234 — Sat, 27 Jun 2015 08:04:02 GMT

Bcent1234:

And so, Joey continued to do as he was told, and in return, he received a '''average''' perfect life.

Joey no longer needed to question things anymore, or have his own opinion, because the story had already thought them out for him.

He would forever follow each order, and receive his just '''average''' reward.

As '''average''' life is intended to be '''averagely''' lived

THE END

[[Category:Freedom]]

I love her

Bcent1234 — Sat, 27 Jun 2015 08:02:11 GMT

Bcent1234:

Of course you do Joey

You then say to your '''average''' sweetheart, "I love you"

[[say I love you]]

'''[[I don't even know her]]'''
[[Category:Freedom]]

Going to go outside

Bcent1234 — Sat, 27 Jun 2015 08:01:43 GMT

Bcent1234:

Good work, Joey.

You're loving '''average''' girlfriend runs up to you, and holds you by the waist

She says "I love you"

Don't you love her too?

[[I love her]]

[[I don't even know her]]
[[Category:Freedom]]

I strangle you

Bcent1234 — Sat, 27 Jun 2015 07:58:48 GMT

Bcent1234:

No, you don't

You [[quit the game]]

* [[I strangle you]]
* [[I shoot you]]
* [[I stab you]]
[[Category:Freedom]]

Shut up

Bcent1234 — Sat, 27 Jun 2015 07:57:51 GMT

Bcent1234:

See? You couldn't say anything else besides shut up.

You have no choice, no say, no '''freedom'''

You can only [[quit the game]] now

* [[I stab you]]
* [[I shoot you]]
* [[I strangle you]]
[[Category:Freedom]]

Ok fine...wait...

Bcent1234 — Sat, 27 Jun 2015 07:57:11 GMT

Bcent1234:

Exactly.

I decide how this story goes.

Everything here is made by me, so I get to pick what happens.

You just have

== minor control ==

I've even created this argument we are having now.

I haven't even given you the '''average''' illusion of choice.

*[[shut up]]
*[[shut up]]
*[[shut up]]
*[[shut up]]
[[Category:Freedom]]

Going to stay inside

Bcent1234 — Sat, 27 Jun 2015 07:56:20 GMT

Bcent1234:

Why are you doing this?

Why can't you just be a good little Joey and follow the '''average''' story?

[[I have free will, I can do what I want!]]
[[Category:Freedom]]

Eat cereal

Bcent1234 — Sat, 27 Jun 2015 07:55:55 GMT

Bcent1234:

You eat the delicious '''average''' cereal, and enjoy it

You enjoy every last '''average''' bite

Then you put the '''average''' food away, and go outside

Now, use your '''average''' brain for a second. You are Joey, and Joey is going outside.

So you, Joey, are...

[[Going to go outside]]

[[Going to stay inside]]
[[Category:Freedom]]

Don't eat

Bcent1234 — Sat, 27 Jun 2015 07:55:01 GMT

Bcent1234:

You try to leave the '''average''' kitchen, but soon figure out that you are starving to death and need to eat to survive.

[[Eat cereal]]
[[Category:Freedom]]

I don't want to eat cereal

Bcent1234 — Sat, 27 Jun 2015 07:54:33 GMT

Bcent1234:

Yes you do, Joey

You are hungry and need to eat

You must eat some '''average''' cereal or not.

[[Eat cereal]]

[[Don't eat]]
[[Category:Freedom]]

Go downstairs for breakfast

Bcent1234 — Sat, 27 Jun 2015 07:53:07 GMT

Bcent1234:

You happily walk down the '''average''' stairs and into the '''average''' kitchen.

What cereal do you want to eat?

[[Something sugary]]

[[Something chocolaty]]

[[I don't want to eat cereal]]
[[Category:Freedom]]

Go back to bed, don't go downstairs

Bcent1234 — Sat, 27 Jun 2015 07:52:01 GMT

Bcent1234:

You go back into your '''average''' bed, but quickly decide not to go to sleep.

You can't go to sleep now, the adventure has to go on.

[[Go downstairs for breakfast]]
[[Category:Freedom]]

Short And Random XII

Bcent1234 — Sat, 27 Jun 2015 07:36:47 GMT

Bcent1234:

"Where Am I?"

*[[Short And Random XII/ You're In Hell]]

*[[Short And Random XII/ You're Floating In The Middle Of The Ocean On A Broken Boat]]

*[[Short And Random XII/ You're In My House]]

*[[Short And Random XII/ You're In Iraq]]

"And Why Am I Blindfolded?"

*[[Short And Random XII/ You're A Hostage]]
*[[Short And Random XII/ Your Spouse has planned a Surprise Party]]

[[Category:Short And Random XII|Short And Random XII]]

Short And Random XII/ What Kind Of Shark?

Bcent1234 — Sat, 27 Jun 2015 07:31:57 GMT

Bcent1234:

* [[Short And Random XII/ A Shark who only eats shoes.]]
* [[Short And Random XII/ A Tiger Shark.]]
* [[Short And Random XII/ A Hammerhead Shark.]]
* [[Short And Random XII/ A robot Shark.]]
* [[Short And Random XII/ A fake Shark really a submarine.]]
* [[Short And Random XII/ A rubber Shark.]]
[[Category: Short And Random XII]]

Short And Random XII/ What Kind Of Shark?

Bcent1234 — Sat, 27 Jun 2015 07:29:33 GMT

Bcent1234:

* [[Short And Random XII/ A Tiger Shark.]]
* [[Short And Random XII/ A Hammerhead Shark.]]
* [[Short And Random XII/ A robot Shark.]]
* [[Short And Random XII/ A fake Shark really a submarine.]]
* [[Short And Random XII/ A rubber Shark.]]
[[Category: Short And Random XII]]

Short And Random XII/ What Kind Of Shark?

Bcent1234 — Sat, 27 Jun 2015 07:28:56 GMT

Bcent1234:

[[Short And Random XII/ A Tiger Shark.]]
[[Short And Random XII/ A Hammerhead Shark.]]
[[Short And Random XII/ A robot Shark.]]
[[Short And Random XII/ A fake Shark really a submarine.]]
[[Short And Random XII/ A rubber Shark.]]
[[Category: Short And Random XII]]

Short And Random XII/ Jump Overboard

Bcent1234 — Sat, 27 Jun 2015 07:26:41 GMT

Bcent1234:

You jump into a shark's mouth and it eats you.

*[[Short And Random XII/ What Kind Of Shark?]]
*[[Short And Random XII/ Brush shark's teeth with handy toothbrush]]
[[Category: Short And Random XII]]

Short And Random XII/ Look Carefully at the seat

Bcent1234 — Sat, 27 Jun 2015 07:25:45 GMT

Bcent1234: Created page with 'There is a huge wad of bubblegum glueing the Life Jacket to the Seat *Short And Random XII/ Hack at the bubblegum with your pocketknife *[[Short And Random XII/ Pull the sea…'

There is a huge wad of bubblegum glueing the Life Jacket to the Seat

*[[Short And Random XII/ Hack at the bubblegum with your pocketknife]]
*[[Short And Random XII/ Pull the seat off]]

*[[Short And Random XII/ Jump Overboard]]

[[Category: Short And Random XII]]

Short And Random XII/ Jump Overboard In A Life Jacket

Bcent1234 — Sat, 27 Jun 2015 07:21:11 GMT

Bcent1234:

You grab the life jacket but it's stuck on the seat.

*[[Short And Random XII/ Jump Overboard]]

*[[Short And Random XII/ Try To Free The Jacket]]

-Wait-

*[[Short And Random XII/ How The Hell Is It Stuck On A "Seat?"]]
*[[Short And Random XII/ Look Carefully at the seat]]

-Wait-

Don't forget this vessel is filling up with water. You don't have a lot of time
to fool around.

*[[Short And Random XII/ Your Butt is getting wet]]

[[Category: Short And Random XII]]