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Put on the glove, aim for the fire dead ahead

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:43:42 GMT

50poundman: Created page with 'you make a fist, and over Pandoras shoulder, you concentrate and shoot: a Bra shoots out and sizzles in the flames. *moron! concentrate on WATER.'

you make a fist, and over Pandoras shoulder, you concentrate and shoot:

a Bra shoots out and sizzles in the flames.

*[[moron! concentrate on WATER.]]

Keep shooting fireballs, but just to be safe, try to concentrate on shooting WATER at them

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:40:24 GMT

50poundman: Created page with 'as you see light ahead, you realize Pandora is zooming towards the edge of the forest, and presumably, out of Bartleby's reach. you shoot water at all of the fireballs, and so fa…'

as you see light ahead, you realize Pandora is zooming towards the edge of the forest, and presumably, out of Bartleby's reach. you shoot water at all of the fireballs, and so far, so good. the bike speeds out of the forest, and the rain of fireballs ceases. Pandora stops the bike, turns, and hugs you.
"you did it!"

*[[shrug, "course i did, baby."]]
*[[empty the contents of your stomach beside the bike.]]

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Put the glove on, make a fist, and aim for a fireball shooting right at you

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:38:33 GMT

50poundman: Created page with 'you make a fist, concentrate, and aim for the falling ball of fire. Webbing, like in spider man, shoots from your fist. are you serious? god, you're hopeless. but ...some how, …'

you make a fist, concentrate, and aim for the falling ball of fire. Webbing, like in spider man, shoots from your fist.

are you serious? god, you're hopeless.

but ...some how, it worked. the webbing extinguishes the fireball, and a hard lump falls to the ground behind you.

*[[use the glove to make an umbrella of webbing to sheild the bike]]
*[[keep shooting fireballs, but just to be safe, try to concentrate on shooting WATER at them]]

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Cling to Pandora for dear life, and shout, over the noise: "what can i do to help?

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:36:15 GMT

50poundman:

she hands you a magic glove. "this glove,when worn, can shoot whatever you instruct it to when you make a fist. help us, get rid of those fireballs!" she says, swerving sharply to miss a falling, flaming tree.

*[[put the glove on, make a fist, and aim for a fireball shooting right at you]]

*[[put on the glove, aim for the fire dead ahead]]

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Cling to Pandora for dear life, and shout, over the noise: "what can i do to help?

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:35:52 GMT

50poundman: Created page with 'she hands you a magic glove. "this glove,when worbn, can shoot whatever you instruct it towhen you make a fist. help us, get rid of those fireballs!" she says, swerving sharply t…'

she hands you a magic glove. "this glove,when worbn, can shoot whatever you instruct it towhen you make a fist. help us, get rid of those fireballs!" she says, swerving sharply to miss a falling, flaming tree.

*[[put the glove on, make a fist, and aim for a fireball shooting right at you]]

*[[put on the glove, aim for the fire dead ahead]]

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Awesome. FINALLY getting out of here. you hop on the bike.

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:33:37 GMT

50poundman:

as you hop on and she starts the bike, the ground rumbles and a deep voice, from out of no where, calls out

"YOU SHALL NEVER ESCAPE ME! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

she yells, "hold on! it's Bartleby, the evil Wizard!"

Giant orange balls of firey energy begin falling all around as you speed off, Pandora swerving and zig-zagging to avoid the explosive projectiles.
shit just got REAL.

*[[scream like a girl, dive off of the bike and curl up into a ball, sheltered by a tree]]
*[[cling to Pandora for dear life, and shout, over the noise: "what can i do to help?]]

[[Category: love and fireballs]]

Scream like a girl, dive off of the bike and curl up into a ball, sheltered by a tree

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:32:28 GMT

50poundman:

one of bartlebys fireballs hits the tree and it catches fire and falls on top of you.

you're dead, dude.
game over.

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Scream like a girl, dive off of the bike and curl up into a ball, sheltered by a tree

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:32:12 GMT

50poundman: Created page with 'one of bartlebys fireballs hits the tree and it catches fire and falls on top of you. you're dead, dude. game over.'

one of bartlebys fireballs hits the tree and it catches fire and falls on top of you.

you're dead, dude.
game over.

Awesome. FINALLY getting out of here. you hop on the bike.

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:31:32 GMT

50poundman: Created page with 'as you hop on and she starts the bike, the ground rumbles and a deep voice, from out of no where, calls out "YOU SHALL NEVER ESCAPE ME! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" she yells, "hold on! it'…'

Ask if she knows how to get out of here.

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:28:19 GMT

50poundman:

"Well, cool....you um...look great for some one a few thousand years old." you say.

the you say:

*[["ok, whatever...i just want to go home."]]
*[["this waterfalls nice. been swimming? want to?"]]

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Ask if she knows how to get out of here.

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:26:56 GMT

50poundman:

"Well, cool....you um...look great for some one a few thousand years old." you say.

the you say:

*[["ok, whatever...i just want to go home."]]

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Ask if she knows how to get out of here.

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:25:22 GMT

50poundman:

"Well, cool....you um...look great for some one a few thousand years old." you say.

the you say:

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Ask if she knows how to get out of here.

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:24:33 GMT

50poundman: Created page with ' category: love and fireballs'

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Introduce yourself. probably best not to mention the owl.

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:24:00 GMT

50poundman:

you tell her your name and say hello.

she giggles, and says, "hi, my name's Pandora"

...ok, kinda creepy, but cool, too.... you ask,
"neat, like the chick with the box?"

"oh, you heard about that? it was a gift from my inlaws. that was a mess! but a looooong time ago."

uh...huh.

*[[ask if she knows how to get out of here.]]
*[[back away sloooowly. this chick is CRAZY.]]

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Kneel down by the pool, dunk your head in. better cool off, hotshot.

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:21:22 GMT

50poundman: Created page with 'you dunk your head in and the waters not as cool as you thought it'd be, but it helps you concentrate all the same. Category: love and fireballs'

you dunk your head in and the waters not as cool as you thought it'd be, but it helps you concentrate all the same.

[[Category: love and fireballs]]

Go back to the waterfall

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:20:42 GMT

50poundman:

you return to the water fall, and think if you can salvage the screw up you made on your first impression, maybe you two can go swimming....or maybe even skinny dipping....

aw, christ, no! get your head together, man. seriously, you gotta get home.

you get to the falls and there's the chick, dangling her feet in the pool at the bottom of the falls.

*[[introduce yourself. probably best not to mention the owl.]]
*[[kneel down by the pool, dunk your head in. better cool off, hotshot.]]

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Ask if there's any other way. it'd be kinda embarrassing to go back

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:20:04 GMT

50poundman:

the owl shakes his head, and hey it kinda looks like he's trying not to laugh at you....that stings. guess there's nothing you can do but [[go back to the waterfall]]. better grow a pair, dude.

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Thank him politely.

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:19:34 GMT

50poundman:

You bow (don't be a prick.) and say, "Thank you, great father owl, for your kind words regarding my tunic. Prithee, dost thou know how a weary traveler may escape this enchanted wood?"

...you ass.

The owl responds:

"There's a girl by the waterfall of Arden Wood, named Pandora. She can escort you out of here, you must follow her."

See? The owl talks like a normal person. Bet you feel like a dick, huh?
So, what do you do?

*[[better head back to the chick at the falls.]]
*[[ask if there's any other way. it'd be kinda embarrassing to go back]]

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Look up to the treetops for a talking owl

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:18:01 GMT

50poundman: Created page with 'as you wander around, calling for help, you arrive back at the clearing. it must have worked because there's a big owl perched on the sign. stunned, you stop and stare. then, the…'

as you wander around, calling for help, you arrive back at the clearing. it must have worked because there's a big owl perched on the sign. stunned, you stop and stare. then, the owl greets you by name and compliments your shirt.
HOLY. CRAP.

*[[thank him politely.]]
*[[empty the contents of your stomach onto your shoes]]

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Decide to just have fun, take off your shirt and shoes and get in the water

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:15:36 GMT

50poundman:

she jumps off a rock into the little pool. huh, must be pretty deep. all the same, you don't want to sprain your ankle, so you kind of lower yourself in. wow, this waters not too cold.

you both swim for awhile, but man you're more hungover than you thought. gettin' queasy. you get out and sit on a rock. Pandora leans on her Bike and says, "so, you want me to help you get out of here?"

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Decide to just have fun, take off your shirt and shoes and get in the water

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:15:23 GMT

50poundman:

she jumps off a rock into the little pool. huh, must be pretty deep. all the same, you don't want to sprain your ankle, so you kind of lower yourself in. wow, this waters not too cold.

you both swim for awhile, but man you're more hungover than you thought. gettin' queasy. you get out and sit on a rock. Pandora leans on her Bike and says, "so, you wnat me to help you get out of here?"

[[category: love and fireballs]]

"this waterfalls nice. been swimming? want to?"

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:13:42 GMT

50poundman: Created page with 'she says, "sure! and removes her clothes to reveal and pretty basic, practical one piece. you know you should be concentrating on getting out of here, but oh, what the hell. *…'

she says, "sure! and removes her clothes to reveal and pretty basic, practical one piece. you know you should be concentrating on getting out of here, but oh, what the hell.

*[[decide to just have fun, take off your shirt and shoes and get in the water]]

*[[say, "wait- i actually need to figure out whats going on here. how can i get home?"]]

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Better just go along with it. she's your ticket out of here.

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:11:34 GMT

50poundman:

"Well, cool....you um...look great for some one a few thousand years old." you say.

the you say:

*[["so how do i get out of this forest?"]]
*[["this waterfalls nice. been swimming? want to?"]]

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Better just go along with it. she's your ticket out of here.

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:11:17 GMT

50poundman: Created page with '"Well, cool....you um...look great for some one a few thousand years old." you say. the you say: *"so how do i get out of this forest?" *[["this waterfalls nice. been swim…'

"Well, cool....you um...look great for some one a few thousand years old." you say.

the you say:

*[["so how do i get out of this forest?"]]
*[["this waterfalls nice. been swimming? want to?"]]

"ok, whatever...i just want to go home."

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:07:05 GMT

50poundman: Created page with 'she says: "well, ok, just hop on my bike and i can take you to the edge of the forest." *awesome. FINALLY getting out of here. you hop on the bike. *[["but, where IS this fo…'

she says: "well, ok, just hop on my bike and i can take you to the edge of the forest."

*[[awesome. FINALLY getting out of here. you hop on the bike.]]
*[["but, where IS this forest? can you...take me home, after we leave the forest?"]]

[[Category: love and fireballs]]

"can you tell me whats going on? where am i? i mean, a talking owl? wtf?"

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:03:28 GMT

50poundman: Created page with '"you're in the magical forest of Arden. Dr. Owl is the guardian of this realm, and deep in the forest is the Evil Wizard Bartleby. My name's Pandora and I've wandered the world f…'

"you're in the magical forest of Arden. Dr. Owl is the guardian of this realm, and deep in the forest is the Evil Wizard Bartleby. My name's Pandora and I've wandered the world for...ages, now i guess. you're not used to magic, are you?"

this is just getting too weird.

*[["ok, whatever...i just want to go home."]]

*[[cry like a baby]]

[[category: love and fireballs]]

"hi, are you pandora? the owl sent me"

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:01:25 GMT

50poundman:

you tell her your name and say hello. she says, "yes, I'm Pandora. Dr. Owl sent you? is there some way i can help you?"

what do you say?

*[["actually, yeah i need to get out of here"]]
*[["can you tell me whats going on? where am i? i mean, a talking owl? wtf?"]]

[[category: love and fireballs]]

"hi, are you pandora? the owl sent me"

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:59:55 GMT

50poundman: Created page with 'you tell her your name and say hello. she says, "yes, I'm Pandora. Dr. Owl sent you? is there some way i can help you? category: love and fireballs'

you tell her your name and say hello. she says, "yes, I'm Pandora. Dr. Owl sent you? is there some way i can help you?

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Decide to just have fun, take off your shirt and shoes and get in the water

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:57:02 GMT

50poundman:

she jumps off a rock into the little pool. huh, must be pretty deep. all the same, you don't want to sprain your ankle, so you kind of lower yourself in. wow, this waters not too cold.

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Decide to just have fun, take off your shirt and shoes and get in the water

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:56:49 GMT

50poundman: Created page with 'she jumps off a rock into the little pool. huh, must be pretty deep. all the same, you don't want to sprain your ankle, so you kind of lower yourself in. wow, this waters not too…'

AWESOME! is this some kind of porno magic forest?!

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:55:40 GMT

50poundman:

she starts to undress, and under her clothes she wears a pretty basic one piece bathing suit. practical, not at all revealing. just your luck.

*[[decide to just have fun, take off your shirt and shoes and get in the water]]
*[[say, actually, i kind of need to get out of here. i'm lost]]

[[category: love and fireballs]]

AWESOME! is this some kind of porno magic forest?!

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:55:19 GMT

50poundman: Created page with 'she starts to undress, and under her clothes she wears a pretty basic one piece bathing suit. practical, not at all revealing. just your luck. *[[decide to just have fun, take o…'

Back away sloooowly. this chick is CRAZY.

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:53:36 GMT

50poundman: Created page with 'you start to leave and she calls, "nono, don't go! .....swim with me?" * AWESOME! is this some kind of porno magic forest?! *[[say, no thanks, but do you know how i could…'

you start to leave and she calls,

"nono, don't go! .....swim with me?"

*[[ AWESOME! is this some kind of porno magic forest?!]]

*[[say, no thanks, but do you know how i could get out of here?]]

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Introduce yourself. probably best not to mention the owl.

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:51:36 GMT

50poundman: Created page with 'you tell her your name and say hello. she introduces her self as Pandora. category: love and fireballs'

you tell her your name and say hello. she introduces her self as Pandora.

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Go back to the waterfall

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:51:01 GMT

50poundman:

you return to the water fall, and think if you can salvage the screw up you made on your first impression, maybe you two can go swimming....skinny dipping....

aw, christ, no! get your head together, man. you gotta get home.

you get to the falls and there's the chick, dangling her feet in the pool at the bottom of the falls.

*[[introduce yourself. probably best not to mention the owl.]]
*[[kneel down by the pool, dunk your head in. better cool off, hotshot.]]

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Go back to the waterfall

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:50:47 GMT

50poundman:

you return to the water fall, and think if you can salvage the screw up you made on your first impression, maybe you two can go swimming....skinny dipping....
aw, christ, no! get your head together, man. you gotta get home.

you get to the falls and there's the chick, dangling her feet in the pool at the bottom of the falls.

*[[introduce yourself. probably best not to mention the owl.]]
*[[kneel down by the pool, dunk your head in. better cool off, hotshot.]]

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Go back to the waterfall

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:49:58 GMT

50poundman:

you return to the water fall, and think if you can salvage the screw up you made on your first impression, maybe you two can go swimming....skinny dipping....aw, christ, no get your head together man you gotta get home.
you get to the falls and there's the chick, dangling her feet in the pool at the bottom of the falls.

*[[introduce yourself. probably best not to mention the owl.]]
*[[kneel down by the pool, dunk your head in. better cool off, hotshot.]]

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Go back to the waterfall

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:48:07 GMT

50poundman: Created page with 'you return to the water fall, and think if you can salvage the screw up you made on your first impression, maybe you two can go swimming....skinny dipping....aw, christ, no get y…'

Ask if there's any other way. it'd be kinda embarrassing to go back

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:46:26 GMT

50poundman:

the owl shakes his head, and hey it kinda looks like he's trying not to laugh at you....that stings. guess there's nothing you can do but [[go back to the waterfall]]

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Ask if there's any other way. it'd be kinda embarrassing to go back

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:45:38 GMT

50poundman: Created page with 'the owl shakes his head, and hey it kinda looks like he's trying not to laugh at you....that stings. guess there's nothing you can do but category: love and fireballs'

the owl shakes his head, and hey it kinda looks like he's trying not to laugh at you....that stings. guess there's nothing you can do but

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Got anything to eat?

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:44:10 GMT

50poundman: Created page with 'again the owl waves onne wing and cries, "whowhooo!" a taco appears before you. you eat it, and the owl asks, "anything else?" category: love and fireballs'

again the owl waves onne wing and cries, "whowhooo!"
a taco appears before you. you eat it, and the owl asks, "anything else?"

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Empty the contents of your stomach onto your shoes

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:42:42 GMT

50poundman:

You throw up violently, ruining ANOTHER pair of chucks. see we why we don't have nice things?
the owl waves one large wing, calls out "whooooowho!" and the vomit is gone. amazing. he greets you again. and says, "nice shirt."

better say something dude. this owl is BOSS.

*[["hello, kind sir. thank you for your kind words about my shirt, and for cleaning my shoes."]]

*[["dude! that was AWESOME!"]]

[[Category: love and fireballs]]

Coward.

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:42:12 GMT

50poundman:

You arrive back to the clearing where you woke up, and see a large owl sitting on the sign. he greets you by name.
HOLY. CRAP.

*[[Empty the contents of your stomach onto your shoes]]
*[[thank him politely.]]

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Say, "pandora's a planet, dude. from avatar. is this all some kind of joke?"

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:41:18 GMT

50poundman:

my GOD you're an idiot.

He cocks one eyebrow and says, "oh you mean that hopeless 'dances with wolves' rip off?"
the owl then sighs and explains: "she was created by the gods as the first woman, and upon her wedding to Epimetheus was given a box by the gods which was never to be opened."

(seriously dude DO NOT fall asleep.)

"but she did, and out of the box came all sickness and sorrow of the world. now she roams the world...on a motorcycle...and has been here in arden for some time. with her magic and wiles she may lead you back to your home."

ok yeah you've heard all this before.

*[[go back to the waterfall and hope this 'pandora' chick is still there]]

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Better head back to the chick at the falls.

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:37:30 GMT

50poundman:

you get back to the water fall, and the chicks still there, dangling her feet in the pool at the bottom of the waterfall.

*[["hi, are you pandora? the owl sent me"]]

*[[introduce yourself. probably best not to mention the owl.]]

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Better head back to the chick at the falls.

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:37:00 GMT

50poundman: Created page with 'you get back to the water fall, and the chicks still there, dangling her feet in the pool at the bottom of the waterfall. *"hi, are you pandora? the owl sent me" *[[introdu…'

Smile and introduce yourself

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:34:37 GMT

50poundman: Created page with 'you tell her your name, and she says, "hi, I'm Pandora". ...like the website? the planet from avatar? the greek myth. whatever, it's just a name. *[[ask if she can help you get…'

you tell her your name, and she says, "hi, I'm Pandora".

...like the website? the planet from avatar? the greek myth. whatever, it's just a name.

*[[ask if she can help you get out of here]]
*[[ask about her name]]

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Give her that, 'you probably still like the white stripes look' and keep singing

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:32:41 GMT

50poundman: Created page with 'she stands next to you and introduces herself as Pandora. *introduce yourself and ask her whats up *[[tell her your name and ask if her if she can help you get out of here, …'

she stands next to you and introduces herself as Pandora.

*[[introduce yourself and ask her whats up]]
*[[tell her your name and ask if her if she can help you get out of here, Eyeing her bike]]

[[category: love and fireballs]]

Love and fireballs

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:30:22 GMT

50poundman:

You wake up in a clearing in forest, near a sign reading "welcome to Arden". kinda hung over. what ''happened'' last night?

check yo'self.

Man, those Dutch guys took your wallet. What do you do?

*[[leave the forest to find the dutch guys]]
*[[follow the sound of a nearby waterfall]]
*[[go to sleep. fucking dutch.]]

[[category: Love and fireballs]]

Love and fireballs

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:30:03 GMT

50poundman:

You wake up in a clearing in forest, near a sign reading "welcome to Arden". kinda hung over. what ''happened'' last night?
check yo'self.
Man, those Dutch guys took your wallet. What do you do?

*[[leave the forest to find the dutch guys]]
*[[follow the sound of a nearby waterfall]]
*[[go to sleep. fucking dutch.]]

[[category: Love and fireballs]]

Say, "pandora's a planet, dude. from avatar. is this all some kind of joke?"

50poundman — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:24:12 GMT

50poundman: