Create Your Own Story - User contributions [en]

User talk:Thomas Strohmann

2007-01-04T05:02:05Z

Captain Weirdo:

CAPTAIN WEIRDO HAS STRUCK!

Talk:Lester Marquis

2007-01-04T04:52:46Z

Captain Weirdo:

CAPTAIN WEIRDO HAS STRUCK!

User:Thomas Strohmann

2007-01-04T04:51:39Z

Captain Weirdo:

CAPTAIN WEIRDO HAS STRUCK!

User talk:Thomas Strohmann

2007-01-04T04:50:08Z

Captain Weirdo: User talk:Thomas Strohmann moved to Talk:Lester Marquis: Captain Weirdo is not recruiting you

#redirect [[Talk:Lester Marquis]]

Talk:Lester Marquis

2007-01-04T04:50:08Z

Captain Weirdo: User talk:Thomas Strohmann moved to Talk:Lester Marquis

Hi Thomas,

I made you an admin of this wiki so you can add javascript and css to its [[Header]]. This might help you get your wiki rpg thing working.

Happy hacking!

[http://editthis.info/wiki/index.php/User:RobKohr Rob Kohr]

:Thanks Rob. CSS support is something I definitely would like to include in Wiki RPG in the future. Have you tried out Wiki RPG yet? It should be in a working state already (at least for Firefox and IE - the browsers which I tested). Please let me know if something is broken. [[User:Thomas Strohmann|Thomas Strohmann]] 10:20, 26 February 2006 (PST)

::I haven't tried it out. Do I need to download the javascript? Should the markup work in this wiki?

:::No download is necessary, just go through the seven tutorial games one by one and click on their "play" links (the Javascript code will be automatically insterted into the html of the wiki pages).

User:Thomas Strohmann

2007-01-04T04:50:08Z

Captain Weirdo: User:Thomas Strohmann moved to Lester Marquis: Captain Weirdo is not recruiting you

#redirect [[Lester Marquis]]

Pull out of Shyanne and beat the snot out of Lamar for interrupting you

2007-01-04T04:47:48Z

Captain Weirdo: Pull out of Shyanne and beat the snot out of Lamar for interrupting you moved to 111111111111111111111111

Lamar's presence is spoiling a really good fuck. You tug your swollen dick out of Shyanne's tight twat... and your balls pick that moment to fire what might be the biggest load of cum you've ever shot off. The blast propels you backwards and you shoot off the rear of the treadmill. Your first splooge-wad splatters all over Shyanne's crotch. Your next burst rises up in a high arc and comes down right on her face, coating her in a white mask from her nose to her chin. You desperately grab at your cock and manage to point the next two shots at the floor.

Shyanne grabs the treadmill controls and turns the device off. She hops down and glares at you with cum dripping from her face and her pussy.

"I'm going to catch a shower," she says. "Consider your race over."

She licks her cum-coated lips thoughtfully.

"Still, it was a damn fine run while it lasted," she says.

Lamar hurries after her, carrying her sneakers. You hit the showers briefly to get cleaned up as well, then leave the gym. You're walking along, thinking about where else you might find some pussy when you notice that you're passing in front of a dance studio. The blinds are drawn to prevent pervs like you from peeking inside at the dancers.

Do you:
*[[Go around the side and try to slip inside]]
*[[Try and get a glimpse through the blinds]]
*[[Walk in the front door like you own the place]]
{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[The Dance Studio]]''|Health=Horny|MP=0|Level=3}}

Stand up and ram your cock in it

2007-01-04T04:46:36Z

Captain Weirdo: Stand up and ram your cock in it moved to 111111111111111111111111111111111

You stand up and before she knows it, your 10 inch cock is right up her ass hole. She screams and stumbled backwards and lands on top of you, sitting on your long cock up her ass.

Do you:
*[[bounce her]]
*[[spin her around and go at]]
*[[push her off and tell her to get the door]]

Wish you could have pussy twenty-four hours a day

2007-01-04T04:45:55Z

Captain Weirdo: Wish you could have pussy twenty-four hours a day moved to 1111111111111111111

"Pussy twenty-four hours a day?" the pixie says. "Oh, that's an easy one."

She snaps her tiny fingers and a pair of tits pushes out the front of your shirt. You drop the pixie and grab your crotch and find your equipment is missing. You unzip your pants and find that you've got an almost hairless pussy where your dick should be.

"Wish granted," the pixie says.

"Hey, no stripping in here," the bartender snarls at you. "You wanna take it off, there's a strip club down the block."

The pixie giggles at you.

Do you:
*[[Tell the pixie to turn you back]]
*[[Squish the pixie]]
*[[Get really, really drunk]]
{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[A Cheap Bar]]''|Health=Horny & Female|MP=0|Level=1}}

Talk:111111111

2007-01-04T04:43:36Z

Captain Weirdo: Talk:Current events moved to Talk:111111111

I am new to this site, but not to writing interactive adventures. I recently graduated from Webster University with a Bachelor's Degree in Media Communications.

My first interactive novel was released last November titled "Ariona: The Bounty Hunter".

Ariona is a five star interactive novel which proves that even with video games and music dominating the market, a great book can stir the imagination.

Ariona is a strong, independent woman who lets nothing stand in her way to avenge the death of her father. When a routine bounty hunt turns into a confrontation with a notorious necromancer, Ariona is forced to overcome a vicious flesh hound, a horde of zombies and even faces from her past.

I would highly recommend this book to anyone. It is available at all major on-line bookstores.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1413796567/sr=8-1/qid=1145707682/ref=sr_1_1/104-0648263-7001568?%5Fencoding=UTF8

Since I am new to this site, I would like some input. I challenge YOU, the intrigued reader of interactive adventures to buy a copy of my book and post a review on this website, or any site on book reviews.

Please tell me what you think, and I appreciate honesty.

Get off the bus and walk back to the office

2007-01-04T04:41:26Z

Captain Weirdo: Get off the bus and walk back to the office moved to 1111111111111111111111

Her snatch is still hot, but you do have to get to work. You reluctantly tug your dick out of her pussy and wipe it on her jogging shorts. Then you tuck it back into your pants.

"Oh, my god, Stacey, he just wiped his pecker on my pants," the green-haired girl says. "Yeah, like I don't have to go around everywhere today totally full of this guy's spunk, he has to wipe off with my pants, too. He didn’t even pull them up. Seriously, I still got my pussy out, dripping clam sauce and spunk all down my legs."

You leave her there, nattering incessantly on the phone.

You're dead tired by the time you walk all the ways back to the office. You stagger up to your desk and collapse in your comfy office chair. You fall asleep until the guy who sits at the next desk shakes you awake.

"You're in trouble, buddy," the guy says. "Ms. Pierce has been looking for you all morning. You should go see her in her office before she comes out here looking for you."

Do you:
*[[Visit Ms Pierce's office]]
*[[Hide in the company men's room all day]]
*[[Try and do some work]]
{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[Your Office]]''|Health=Horny|MP=0|Level=1}}

Go to dinner with her

2007-01-04T04:40:30Z

Captain Weirdo: Go to dinner with her moved to 11111111111

You meet her in the parking lot of a Chinese restaurant. She's wearing a tight leather outfit and sticking out of her leg-hugging leather thigh boots are the tops of the stockings that went with the crotchless teddy she was looking at back at the store.

She smiles and offers you her arm.

Do you:
*[[Go inside and find a table]]
*[[Throw her over the hood of her car and do her in the parking lot]]
{{SexRompStatus|Location=''The Parking Lot of [[Fuk Mi Hod Restaurant]]''|Health=Horny|MP=0|Level=1}}

Trust Frank and pinch her ass

2007-01-04T04:40:08Z

Captain Weirdo: Trust Frank and pinch her ass moved to 11111111111111111111111111111

What have you got to lose? You thank the bird and casually wander around behind the counter. The salesgirl half turns to look at you, and you goose her, hard. She shrieks, whips out a can of pepper spray and shoots you in the face. While you're on the floor, clawing at your burning eyes, she calls the police.

"Cheap bastard," Frank says.

The End.
{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[The Pet Store]]''|Health=Peppered|MP=0|Level=1}}

The Gym

2007-01-04T04:39:48Z

Captain Weirdo: The Gym moved to 11111111111111111111

Your local gym contains treadmills, exercise bikes, weight machines, a tennis court, rowing machines, showers, and a sauna, among other things. Mainly, you're interested in how many members are cute, female, and wear spandex.

Press the back button on your browser to return to the story.

Slip around into the alley on the other side of the studio

2007-01-04T04:39:06Z

Captain Weirdo: Slip around into the alley on the other side of the studio moved to 1111111111

You sneak through the alleyway, heading back towards the street, and find a side door into the dance studio. You give it a pull. It opens! You quickly get inside and close the door.

You're in a dressing room. There's a couple pink leotards thrown over the back of a chair sitting in front of a lighted makeup mirror. A pair of slightly worn pink pointe shoes are sitting on the chair.

Do you:
*[[Try on a pair of leotards]]
*[[Sniff the insides of the pointe shoes]]
*[[Try wearing the pointe shoes]]
*[[Step out into the studio]]
*[[Put a pointe shoe on your dick]]
{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[The Dance Studio]]''|Health=Horny|MP=0|Level=3}}

Open the green trapdoor and jump

2007-01-04T04:38:47Z

Captain Weirdo: Open the green trapdoor and jump moved to 111111111111111111.

You open the green trapdoor. You see darkness. You don't see a bottom. But the pounding at the door is getting louder, so you jump. You drop into a chute and go sliding down. Several frightening minutes later, you tumble to a landing. You shake your head, then stop and hold your nose. This place reeks.

After a couple minutes, your eyes adjest and you realize where you are. You're on a ledge inside a sewer tunnel. At least there's enough light for you to see the ledge you're on. You don't want to look too closely at most of the things floating past in the sewage. Or do you? You notice a large crate bobbing past.

Do you:
*[[Follow the ledge to the left]]
*[[Follow the ledge to the right]]
*[[Grab the passing crate]]
{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[The Sewers]]''|Health=Horny|MP=0|Level=1}}

Get out and walk back to the red light district

2007-01-04T04:38:21Z

Captain Weirdo: Get out and walk back to the red light district moved to 1111111111111111

Her snatch is still hot, but your dick is tired and her legs have gone limp. You reluctantly tug your dick out of her pussy and wipe it on her jogging shorts. Then you tuck it back into your pants.

"Oh, my god, Stacey, he just wiped his pecker on my pants," the green-haired girl says. "Yeah, like I don't have to go around everywhere today totally full of this guy's spunk, he has to wipe off with my pants, too. He didn’t even pull them up. Seriously, I still got my pussy out, dripping clam sauce and spunk all over the floor."

You leave her there, laying on the floor of the bus and nattering incessantly on the phone. You get off of the bus and walk all the ways back to the red light district. Your feet are a bit sore by the time you get there, but your dick has recovered and is ready for some more pussy.

Do you:
*[[Decide to go into LeRonte, the only 'classy' place to be found?]]
*[[Try the Dead Cat Club, notorious for being filled with messed up goth teens ready to risk any wierdo to get back at Daddy?]]
*[[Go into one of the smaller establishments where you can get fucked cheap and simple?]]
*[[Find the back door to the Nuclear War gay joint?]]
*[[Check out the Ball and Chain BDSM establishment?]]
{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[The Red Light District]]''|Health=Horny|MP=0|Level=1}}

The Hotel

2007-01-04T04:37:59Z

Captain Weirdo: The Hotel moved to 1

This five-story hotel has reasonable rates, clean beds with good bounce to them, and most importantly, the maids are known for prancing about in tight, skimpy uniforms.

Press your browser’s back button to return to the story.
[[Category:Smutty Sex Romp Locations]]

If you launch countermeasures, go here

2007-01-04T04:37:28Z

Captain Weirdo: If you launch countermeasures, go here moved to 1111111111111111111.

You launch the countermeasures and order the ship to go all ahead full toward the massif. Maybe you can make a turn before the massif and distract the torpedo away. The torpedo has reached countermeasures and it looks like the countermeasures are working. For a few seconds, the torpedo has lost contact but it finally reacquires. You do buy yourself some 15 seconds to move, with 27 seconds to the massif.

The torpedo has closed in within 20 seconds of the ship. It is time to turn. The massif is directly ahead and you need to turn left or right with full rudder strength.

*[[If you turn left full rudder, turn here]]

*[[If you turn right full rudder, turn here]]

If you decide to sneak off west, click here

2007-01-04T04:37:09Z

Captain Weirdo: If you decide to sneak off west, click here moved to 1111

In the middle of the night on December 4, you sneak out of the diplomat's hostel and head west. It takes some time to get around some Russian guards but you find yourself on a western road. The night is frigid, but you have some thick clothing that your Russian friends have brought you.

Walking on foot is not a way to go. The distance is surely long, and you need help. Suddenly, a large truck appears headed in your direction. The driver, looking like a civilian, stops and looks at you. He mumbles some unintelligible Russian. You fortunately have learned some Russian in college and understands the words asked repeatedly, "Who are you, and where are you going?"

*[[If you say, "I am a diplomat from America and got lost", click here]]

*[[If you say, "I am a sailor headed west", click here]]

*[[If you say, "I am looking for the way to Murmansk", click here]]

Leave

2007-01-04T04:36:49Z

Captain Weirdo: Leave moved to 111111111.

You know when you've been beaten.

You make a bee line for the door and step out into the sun. The light is blinding and you accidentally bump into a man in armor who's walking by.

"Watch where you're walking," he grunts.

Do you:
*[[Yell at the man to watch where he's walking too.]]
*[[Kill the man.]]
*[[Ignore the man and walk away.]]

Talk:Main Page

2007-01-04T04:36:18Z

Captain Weirdo: Talk:Main Page moved to Talk:1111111111.

This is a great idea, but the problem is that the story lacks focus. Everyone is just adding to it in crazy directions with some adult content thrown in. Although I guess its funny, it will never be a story. I suggest that the authors try their best to constrain it to the world of the story, and not have things like out of place items like possibly cell phones or celebrities, etc. (I am talking here about the non-adult stories.)
::I completely agree, but keep in mind that if you see something that doesn't belong, feel free to cut it out. Also all it takes is one person with the urge to create a focused storyline. Right now everyone is just putting in little peices just for the heck of it.
::::I agree that story focus will be a problem with the current system (I also agree that this is a great idea). How about writing a short blurb on the beginning page when starting a new story? It could work as a setting definition for that story, and as a reference when editors weigh whether new additions to that story are appropriate or not. It would also work as a traditional book blurb, making it easier for readers to choose stories to their liking. [[User:E.p.|E.p.]] 11:15, 12 December 2006 (EST)

Whoever put in that story about red october, it was really good! -RobKohr 08:00, 10 August 2006 (EDT)

*Tip: [http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=powerbar&spell=1 search for small images] and add the links to them to equipment. This way you can use images in the equipment list. Try to use the direct image url and not the google cached copy since that changes frequently.

* Removing the "Random page" link might be a good idea for this project, especially when children are visiting the site, may curiously or accidentally stumble onto a scene from an 18+ story or something. [[User:Leileilol|Leileilol]] 20:39, 28 November 2006 (EST)
**Done, good thinking! :)

Main Page

2007-01-04T04:36:18Z

Captain Weirdo: Main Page moved to 1111111111.

Choose Your Own Adventure is a wiki that contains stories where the reader assumes the role of the main character. In each page you chose how the story should progress. If you don't see an option that you would like to pursue, click the edit tab on the top of the page and add a new path to the page. Then you get to write in your own adventure for the hero.
<div style="float:right">[[Talk:Main Page|Village Pump]]</div>

__NOTOC__
==Kid Stories==
'''FOR ALL AGES:'''Please keep it G-PG. Please remove any other content that exceeds this.
{|
|Story||Status
|-
|[[The Kitty in the Window]](A Children's Fantasy Adventure) || (80+ pages)
|-
|[[Kalew]] || (15+ pages)
|}

==Normal Stories==
'''FOR 12+:''' Please keep it G-PG-13. Please remove any content that exceeds this.
{|
|Story||Status
|-

|[[Hunting again for Red October]] || (25 + pages)

|-
|[[Quest of the magician]] || (25+ pages)

|-
|[[Atom Kid|Atom kid (a super hero adventure)]] || (25 + pages)

|-
|[[Superdickery|Superdickery Superman Adventure]] || (25 + pages)

|-
|[[Red Mercenary]] || (1-5 pages)

|-
|[[Sabatoge (a Star Trek: TNG adventure)]] || (1-5 pages)

|-
|[[Mogloween (an AdventureQuest adventure)]] || (5 + pages)

|-
|[[Jo-Ann the Librarian (a Comedy)]] || (about 20 pages)

|-
|[[Pirates of the Carribian (action-adventure)]] ||(1-5 pages)

|-
|}

==Adult Stories==
'''FOR 18+:''' No limits to content.
{|
|-
|Story||Status
|-
|[[Legend of the Trailer Park]]||(20-25 pages)
|-
|[[University Daze]]|| (30-40 pages)
|-
|[[Smutty Sex Romp]]||(1300 + pages)
|-
|[[Druglord]]||(1-5 pages)
|-
|[[Amnesia]]|| (10-20 pages)
|-
|[[The Story of Jack Foster]]||
|-
|[[Victim]]|| (20-30 Pages)
|-
------

{| width="100%"
|- valign="top" bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|

[[Adventure name/New option name]]

Page text here

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}

==Instructions==
===Starting Template===
'''Copy and paste this for new pages:'''
<pre><nowiki>
Page text here

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}
</nowiki>
</pre>

Remember to REMOVE THE LAST LINE if the story you're adding to doesn't have a status indicator being used.

===To edit a page===
Just click the edit tab on the top of the page

===To add an option===
<nowiki>[[Adventure name/New option name]]</nowiki>

Options that appear <font color="red">red</font> on the page have no content. Click the link, paste in the above template, and then add your own content.

===Tips===
*To make it easier to add a page. Copy the text from the previous page into the current page
*Use images for equipment. It makes things more real. Do a [http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&imgsz=icon&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=knife&btnG=Search google image search for small images] and then add the url for the image in the equipment list. The image will show up when you save. Try to use the original image url and not the cached google image url.

|

==Rules==
People have a tendency to create branches where the character dies. To prevent the story from being just a tree with all dead ends:
*for each page where you kill the character, you must create at least 2 pages (with content) where he can go on.
*whenever you fill out the last option's page, add another one so the story can go another way.
*please stick to the theme and setting of the story. Although creativity is encouraged, radical plot changes and inconsistencies will ruin the flow.
**If something is off topic, remove it.
*Make a subpage of the original adventure page when adding an option, to save space.

==To Do List==
*Go through and fix or remove status indicators from pages.
**Some are not needed in stories and were copied and pasted from the template.
**Some are missing the level and MP from the line of code.

|}

Fuck the nozzle

2007-01-04T04:35:45Z

Captain Weirdo: Fuck the nozzle moved to 111111

You eagerly fuck the outflow nozzle, stuffing your dick deep into it so you can enjoy the suction. Patra moans as the inflowing water caresses her pussy. You thrust and buck against your nozzle and suddenly... There's a horrible tearing sensation as the filter motor kicks into high gear and almost tears your pecker off. You scream and flail about, trying to get away from the nozzle.

"Oh dear," Patra says. "I'd better call an ambulance."

You lie there, half insensible, in the bloodied water and vaguely notice the blare of a siren. You're semi-aware of being picked up, dragged out of the Jacuzzi, having your clothes tossed onto you and being loaded into an ambulance. You don't really regain coherence until you wake up in a hospital bed. You immediately look to your crotch. Your penis is hidden beneath a thick layer of bandages.

Do you:
*[[Unwrap your dick]]
*[[Press the buzzer for a nurse]]
*[[Lie in bed whimpering]]
{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[The Hospital]]''|Health=Horny, with your dick bandaged|MP=0|Level=2}}

Stop

2007-01-04T04:35:19Z

Captain Weirdo: Stop moved to 11111111111.

You stop, since it's obvious that she's ''uncomfortable''. You raise your hand, whispering, "Sorry," to her. After few moments awkward silence, she suddenly reaches into your pants, wrapping her hand around your cock.

"Please... continue," she says, almost begging for more as a bit of fluid runs down her leg. You then hear it: the sound of a pulsing vibrator, as she grabs your faces and forces herself on you, driving her lips to yours.

You...
*[[Return her kiss, you're gettin' laid]]
*[[Fuck this: Rape the bitch and kill her]]
*[[Shove her off of you: you're in public. Public is Bad.]]
{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[On The Side Of The Road]]''|Health=Horny|MP=0|Level=1}}

Wait for Gail to give up and suck

2007-01-04T04:34:51Z

Captain Weirdo: Wait for Gail to give up and suck moved to 11111

You wait impatiently and finally Gail starts really working your dickhead with her tongue. She puts both hands on your shaft, rubbing it up and down, and wiggles her hot little tongue all around the head. She inflates and deflates her cheeks, creating a wonderful suction. You feel your balls tingle.

"I'm gonna cum!" you shout.

Gail licks harder and strokes faster and a massive wad of splooge surges up your shaft and shoots into the reservoir tip of the condom. Gail moans, and you imagine the cum filling the tip has stretched the latex until it's poking her in the back of her throat.

Do you:
*[[Pull out of Gail's mouth and tell her to stroke it some more]]
*[[Shove your dick down Gail's throat]]
{{SexRompStatus|Location=''The Hotel''|Health=Horny|MP=0|Level=1}}

Attack it.

2007-01-04T04:34:09Z

Captain Weirdo: Attack it. moved to 111

You and your crew of six men attack the Black Pearl. Jack was not expecting this attack, but still manages to sink your ship.

You lost.

THE END.

Open the door and go back out into the store

2007-01-04T04:33:39Z

Captain Weirdo: Open the door and go back out into the store moved to 11111111.

You open the door and let the little girl back out into the store. You watch her look over the racks of skirts. Unlike the pants she's currently wearing, skirts allow for easy access to the goods...

A thirty-something woman walks up to you. She looks like an older version of the little girl and you immediately visualize her wearing the pink thong.

"There you are, Lisa," the woman says to the girl. "I've been looking all over for you."

"This nice man is going to buy me a skirt," Lisa says. "And stuff."

The woman looks at you.

"What sort of ''stuff''?" she asks.

Do you:
*[[Show the woman the pink thong and pink panties]]
*[[Distract the woman by kissing her]]
*[[Shut Lisa up by kissing her]]
{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[The Clothing Department]]''|Health=Horny|MP=0|Level=1}}

Kill the people who threw you into the pigsty.

2007-01-04T04:33:16Z

Captain Weirdo: Kill the people who threw you into the pigsty. moved to 1111111.

You find the people who tossed you into the pigsty and shoot them. What now?

*[[Get a ship and go joy-sailing.]]

*[[Take a bath.]]

*[[Make contact with Beckett.]]

Follow the maze leftwards

2007-01-04T04:32:49Z

Captain Weirdo: Follow the maze leftwards moved to 111111.

You feel along the glass and turn to the left. You pass a confusing array of images of yourself, images of ballerinas who mimic your movements, and sometimes you even catch a quick look at the pirouetting ballerina. She’s pulled aside the crotch of her leotard to expose her shaved pussy, as if to taunt you. The images are all so confusing that you're not really sure which way you're going or which way the ballerina images are going. You do know that one way or another, you’re going to nail that ballerina’s pussy.

Do you:
*[[Feel along the mirrors and turn leftwards]]
*[[Go off at a diagonal]]
*[[Feel along the mirrors and turn right]]
{{SexRompStatus|Location=''The Mirror Maze''|Health=Horny|MP=0|Level=3}}

Ignore the armor and leave the room.

2007-01-04T04:32:29Z

Captain Weirdo: Ignore the armor and leave the room. moved to 11111.

Click below to see ways to leave.

*[[Leave.]]
{{KittyPic}}

Conquer the Earth and ban cakes

2007-01-04T04:31:58Z

Captain Weirdo: Conquer the Earth and ban cakes moved to 1111.: Captain Weirdo is now recruiting

#redirect [[1111.]]

Grab his dick and suck it

2007-01-04T04:31:26Z

Captain Weirdo: Grab his dick and suck it moved to 111.

It's all too clear that the jogger's penis is going to go inside you... but you can keep it out of your pussy by taking it in your mouth. You sit up quickly, with your pants still down around your knees, and press your lips to the head of the jogger's dick. He groans and you run your tongue all over the purple helmet.

"Suck it," he says. "Take the whole thing in your mouth."

You lick your way down the shaft, tickling the large vein on the underside with your tongue. You reach his sweaty balls and lick your way back up to the head again. Your pussy twitches and you feel the wetness dribbling out of you.

Do you:
*[[Blow him till he cums down your throat]]
*[[Release his dick and spread your legs wide]]
{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[In A Bush]]''|Health=Horny & Female|MP=0|Level=4}}

Ask the rat girl where the exit is

2007-01-04T04:30:52Z

Captain Weirdo: Ask the rat girl where the exit is moved to 11.

"I'm actually only here because I'm a bit lost," you say. "Could you show me the way out?"

"Sure," she says. "Follow me."

She leads you through the maze of sewer tunnels. After a long, tiring walk, you come to a circular grating that drains into a river. The rat girl pushes on the grating and it swings open like a door. You hop out onto the riverbank. You're just below a bridge and can easily climb up from here and get on the road back to your apartment.

"It's been fun," the rat girl says.

Do you:
*[[Leave her in the sewers and go home]]
*[[Invite her to come back to your place]]
{{SexRompStatus|Location=''Leaving [[The Sewers]]''|Health=Horny|MP=0|Level=1}}

She multiplies

2007-01-04T04:30:02Z

Captain Weirdo: She multiplies moved to 1.

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The strange kitty shimmers and suddenly there are two of her. You pet both kitties, one with each hand, and they both shimmer. Now there are four kitties!

Do you:
*[[Try petting all four kitties]]
*[[Stop petting the kitties]]
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