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- 17:51, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Split your money with Oli and buy two two-litre bottles of irn bru on offer for two for £1.51
- 17:44, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Go to Tesco
- 17:39, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Laugh in his face, and say it's pronounced Tess-Kow
- 17:38, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Give the goose some bread (top)
- 17:37, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Take the scenic route by the pond to feed insomniac geese
- 17:36, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Buy an irn bru (top)
- 17:34, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Steal an irn bru
- 17:25, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Go to Londis (top)
- 17:24, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Give the goose some bread
- 17:20, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Give the goose some bread
- 17:10, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Take the scenic route by the pond to feed insomniac geese
- 17:05, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Buy an irn bru
- 17:01, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Laugh in his face, and say it's pronounced Tess-Kow
- 16:59, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) m Laugh in his face, and say it's pronounced Tess-Kow
- 16:57, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Laugh in his face, and say it's pronounced Tess-Kow
- 16:57, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) m Laugh in his face, and say it's pronounced Tess-Kow
- 16:55, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Insult the man's toup'ee (top)
- 16:52, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Buy a panda pop
- 16:36, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) m Offer him a cup of tea and a bourbon (top)
- 16:33, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) m Go to sleep on the settee (top)
- 16:21, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Tell him to leave immediately as you were enjoying making your cat dance (top)
- 15:19, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) m Answer the door (top)
- 15:18, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Answer the door
- 15:12, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Go to Londis
- 15:08, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Cut through Crack Town to get there faster (top)
- 15:05, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) m Offer him a cup of tea and a bourbon
- 06:22, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Hit her
- 06:16, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Cut through Crack Town to get there faster
- 06:12, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Make your cat dance
- 06:04, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Answer the door
- 06:02, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Hit her
- 05:59, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Go to sleep on the settee
- 05:51, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Laugh in his face, and say it's pronounced Tess-Kow
- 05:47, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Hit her
- 05:46, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Hit her
- 05:44, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Hit her
- 05:41, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Go back to sleep
- 05:32, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Tell him to leave immediately as you were enjoying making your cat dance
- 05:28, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Offer him a cup of tea and a bourbon
- 05:24, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Make your cat dance
- 05:22, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Make your cat dance
- 05:10, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Answer the door
- 05:00, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Answer the door
- 04:51, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Eat some bourbons
- 04:46, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Go to sleep on the settee
- 04:40, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Peek through the curtain to see if it was Oli
- 04:38, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Peek through the curtain to see if it was Oli
- 04:35, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Pretend you're asleep and wait for him to give up and go home
- 04:25, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) Tesco Midnight Run
- 04:14, 1 February 2008 (hist) (diff) m Main Page (→R-Rated Stories)
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