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“Listen it was just a mistake” You say “We thought you were some other black guy driving a tank” Things are clearly not going well so Mete Porris steps in “Yea dude I mean we can totally settle this with some bills right?” He flashes a wad of 20’s, Santonio seems interested, you chime in “Yea we just got paid so it’s no problem” You both empty your wallets and Santonio laughs, realizing that you make less than 1/200th of his game day salary in 2 weeks you have to think of something else.

Run, he’s a fucking angry NFL player.

Offer up your girlfriend

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