Piggy's Day/You do not understand
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| - | Piggy: "Sorry, I don't speak german." | + | '''Piggy:''' "Sorry, I don't speak german." |
You then observe the work of a regular devil. They use pitchforks to poke people. | You then observe the work of a regular devil. They use pitchforks to poke people. | ||
| - | Piggy: "That's horribly inefficient. Here, take this shotgun instead!" | + | '''Piggy:''' "That's horribly inefficient. Here, take this shotgun instead!" |
| - | The devil seems pleased to the change. You then go around dispersing shotguns to all devils. | + | The devil seems pleased to the change. You then go around dispersing shotguns to all devils. After doing all this, you go back to speak to Satan. |
| - | + | '''Piggy:''' "I've done it! The lakes of blood are flooding, fires destroy everything in their path, and everyone is having a bad time!" | |
| - | + | '''Satan:''' "Excellent. Now it's time for YOUR punishment." | |
| - | + | '''Piggy:''' "Ee-what?" | |
| - | + | '''Satan:''' "Well, you didn't think that you'd get to torture people without consequences? Helt no!" | |
| - | + | '''Piggy:''' "B-but, but..." | |
| - | + | '''Satan:''' "DIE!" | |
| - | + | You run, run, run like helt, dodging fireballs left and right. You get out of the open and find a white tunnel into the bedrock. The tunnel splits in two. | |
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| - | You run, run, run like | + | |
Do you: | Do you: | ||
Current revision as of 06:17, 28 March 2016
Piggy: "Sorry, I don't speak german."
You then observe the work of a regular devil. They use pitchforks to poke people.
Piggy: "That's horribly inefficient. Here, take this shotgun instead!"
The devil seems pleased to the change. You then go around dispersing shotguns to all devils. After doing all this, you go back to speak to Satan.
Piggy: "I've done it! The lakes of blood are flooding, fires destroy everything in their path, and everyone is having a bad time!"
Satan: "Excellent. Now it's time for YOUR punishment."
Piggy: "Ee-what?"
Satan: "Well, you didn't think that you'd get to torture people without consequences? Helt no!"
Piggy: "B-but, but..."
Satan: "DIE!"
You run, run, run like helt, dodging fireballs left and right. You get out of the open and find a white tunnel into the bedrock. The tunnel splits in two.
Do you:
