The Answer Is Yes
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You are a young college aged man names Joe who is currently at the mall. You are average in every way and have not had a lot of luck with the ladies, which is why you are in the mall today because of something your friend back home told you about. He sent you a picture last night on your phone of him, a fat guy with absolutely no skills with girls, having sex with a gorgeous blonde. He assured you that he wasn't paying for her, and told you to get down to the mall and see if they had a jewelery kiosk called "Easternease" that sold something called a Pernstone ring. He told you that if you wear the ring no girl would say no to anything you said.
You are amazed to find a small kiosk in the mall that has a little sign that says "Easternease". As you walk over you notice that no one else in the mall seems to be looking at anything the kiosk has even though it's right by the food court.
"Hello young man, what can I help you find?" You almost jump as an old Asian woman appears at your side as soon as you begin looking at the kiosk. "I'm sorry to scare you, but not many people stop to look here anymore."
You stutter as you try and explain what you want without sounding crazy, "I'd like a Pernstone ring?"
"Ah, yes... we have one of those. Six dollars please."
"Six dollars, are you kidding me?"
"No, it's just some stupid ring," she rummages through the display and produces a small band made of a strange blue stone you can't place, "See, just a little ring. Six dollars."
You pull out six dollars as you ask, "My friend said..."
"Yes, yes, yes," she says as she takes your money and gives you the ring, "all true."
"Well," you say as you look back up, only the woman and the kiosk are gone. "What the hell?"
"It's all true!" You jump as you turn to see the woman pushing her kiosk away, feeling a little stupid at thinking she had disappeared. As she walks away you slip the ring on your finger, noting it fits perfectly, and build up the courage to try it out.
What do you do?
