Complete and utter darkness
From Create Your Own Story
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Current revision as of 02:53, 12 February 2013
You stand in darkness. Thick, black, gooey darkness. You think for a moment: "Gooey?" You suddenly realize that you aren't in an endless plane of darkness, but instead in the belly of some sort of grotesque monster. You unsheathe your sword made of flames, and slice through the monster's stomach lining. You, along with several hundred gallons of black slime, gush out of the monster's split torso. Now, standing in the light of day, you observe your surroundings; the walls of a roman-styled gladiator arena encompass you and the best in front of you. "Oh, right," you remember, "the best." Before you stands a mighty, 20-foot tall, blob of black goo. A single, gaping mouth lined with pointed teeth indicates that the thing before you is most definitely a creature of pure evil. You twirl your sword, flinging small flecks of disgusting slime onto the earthy ground. Then, after taking one final glance at the thousands of spectators sitting in the arena's stands, you run toward the blubbery beast, leap into the air, and shove your flaming sword down its throat. You then jump back onto the ground, turn your back on the writhing mass of bile, and begin to walk to the pit's barred exit. Behind you, the monster lets out a final cry of pain, and explodes, splattering the audience in its warm, wet, thick, (and yes, gooey), black blood. The exit's bars are raised, and you proudly waltz through the archway.
Once inside, a rather pompous and colorfully dressed aristocrat waddles toward you. He nervously adjusts his tiny little circular hat, straightens his bow tie, and beams at you. "Marvelous performance!" He shouts at you, gleefully, "I am eager beyond words to watch your next battle!"
What do you say?