Y4H: Show them why (3d)
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Where were you hit? - In the but-tocks, sir. - Well, that must be quite a sight...
Jumping to your feet, you do a quick about-face, yank your pants down, and thrust your bare butt right at the jury. Using both hands, you peel your cheeks apart so they can see your immaculate, unwounded flesh. Happily, you've kept it scrubbed clean (useful when living with Whitley...you never know when she'll get in the mood, what for, or where she'll put her tongue).
For a moment, all is stunned silence. Some of the jury members are looking away, and some are squinting right up your crack. The judge calls for order and threatens you with contempt. You quickly get dressed and back in your seat.
DA: What do you think you were doing?
You: Showing the jury I had nothing to hide!
