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- | So it's a boring Friday night, and you're sitting at your computer. All day you've been illegally downloading music and looking at porn, when you come across something completely new. It's a PDF file of a book called [http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/1.php The Principia Discordia].
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- | | bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%"| [[Declaire yourself a Pope]]
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- | | bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%"| [[Try to summon Eris]]
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- | | bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%"| [[Print out the contents of the book and eat them]]
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- | | bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%"| [[Start posting Fnords on message boards]]
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- | | bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%"| [[Give up]]
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- | | bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%"| [http://www.editthis.info/Choose_Your_Own_Adventure/Down_The_Rabbit_Hole?title=Down_The_Rabbit_Hole&action=edit Edit this page]
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- | | bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%"| [[Special:Randompage|Do something completely random!]]
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- | | bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%"| [[Invest in a printing press]]
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- | | bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%| [[Arm yourself with jellybeans]]
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- | | bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%"| [[Fnord]]
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- | | bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%"| <font color=red>Add fake, unclickable links on wiki pages</font color>
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- | | bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%| [[This space for rent]]
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- | | bgcolor="#DDFDD" valign="top" width="30%"| [[Seek the 23 Apples of Eris]]
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