"Is EVERYONE here a guy?"

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"You bet!" Says the bear with a laugh.

"But why?" You ask.

"You were randomly selected to be placed in this section of the zoo, which happens to be the gay section." Answered the bear.

You say:

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-Suddenly, one of the many humanoid animals strolls over to you. He is a polar bear that seems to tower over you, although, since you are laying on the ground, you aren't really sure how tall he actually is.
+"You bet!" Says the bear with a laugh.
-"Still feeling a little dizzy?" The polar bear asked, reaching a hand out towards you to help lift you off the ground. His voice is rough, like an older man who had smoked for many years.
+"But why?" You ask.
-"A little..." You say in a soft voice. You just stare at the bear's outstretched hand, a little reluctant to grab it. However, after a few moments you decide to reach your own hand out and grasp his.
+"You were randomly selected to be placed in this section of the zoo, which happens to be the gay section." Answered the bear.
-"There you go." He says, lifting you up to your feet.
-"Th-thanks." You mumble.
-"I'm sure you have plenty of questions, ask away." Says in a friendly voice.
 You say:
-*[[Where is this place?]]
+*[["Well, I'm glad I got placed in this section."]]
-*[[What happened to my body?]]
+*[["What the hell?! But I'm straight!"]]
-*[[Is everyone here a guy?]]