Refuse to butter the squirrel
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“But you must butter it!” the bunny-eared woman says.
She slides a tub of butter across the table, very nearly spilling it into your lap.
“Everybody knows that squirrels are best buttered!” she says. "That is to say, I know, and I'm Miss March. If Miss March knows that squirrels are best buttered, why don't you know too?"
Do you:
- Stuff the squirrel into Miss March’s mouth
- Threaten to butter her beaver
- Stuff the squirrel down Miss March’s cleavage
| Status | ||
| Health | Horny | Location: |
| MP | 0 | |
| Level | 2 | |
