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Platypus: Reverted edit of Naceruss, changed back to last version by Lazysmirk

Platypus — Tue, 30 Aug 2016 00:45:36 GMT

Reverted edit of Naceruss, changed back to last version by Lazysmirk

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-	~~You realised that~~ you ~~dont have a girlfriend so you need~~ to ~~masturbate because you didnt have sex for o whole history of Antarktida~~.	+	Usually this is the kind of thing you'd prefer to do in isolation. In privacy. But, fuck it. This day needs to start strong somehow. Happiness has gotta come from something. Anything.
-	...You ~~ended up killing yourself by drowning yourself in~~ the ~~mix~~ of your ~~shit~~ and ~~piss~~.	+
		+	If you could. Just. Finish.
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		+	A little faster. You curl over the body so as not to fall along the edge of the tub. Just a little faster. Longer strokes. To the memory of her begging for you to "search your heart".
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		+	The voice of a woman filters underneath the door. That goddamn TV and that goddamn dipshit roommate. If Thane would only turn it down. That kid and that weirdly pornographic cooking channel. Go out and meet someone instead of. Of? Coming on a homeless woman's corpse.
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		+	[[I can't do this. I need to leave.]]
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		+	[[No. Gotta finish.]]
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Naceruss at 00:29, 30 August 2016

Naceruss — Tue, 30 Aug 2016 00:29:35 GMT

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-	~~Usually this is the kind of thing~~ you~~'d prefer~~ to ~~do in isolation. In privacy. But, fuck it. This day needs to start strong somehow. Happiness has gotta come from something. Anything~~.	+	You realised that you dont have a girlfriend so you need to masturbate because you didnt have sex for o whole history of Antarktida.
-		+	...You ended up killing yourself by drowning yourself in the mix of your shit and piss.
-	~~If you could~~. ~~Just~~. ~~Finish.~~	+
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-	~~A little faster~~. You ~~curl over~~ the ~~body so as not to fall along the edge~~ of ~~the tub. Just a little faster. Longer strokes. To the memory of her begging for you to "search~~ your ~~heart".~~	+
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-	~~The voice of a woman filters underneath the door. That goddamn TV~~ and ~~that goddamn dipshit roommate~~. ~~If Thane would only turn it down. That kid and that weirdly pornographic cooking channel. Go out and meet someone instead of. Of? Coming on a homeless woman's corpse.~~	+
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Lazysmirk at 01:32, 20 October 2013

Lazysmirk — Sun, 20 Oct 2013 01:32:55 GMT

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Lazysmirk — Sun, 20 Oct 2013 01:03:01 GMT

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Usually this is the kind of thing you'd prefer to do in isolation. In privacy. But, fuck it. This day needs to start strong somehow. Happiness has gotta come from something. Anything.

If you could. Just. Finish.

A little faster. You curl over the body so as not to fall along the edge of the tub. Just a little faster. Longer strokes. To the memory of her begging for you to "search your heart".

The voice of a woman filters underneath the door. That goddamn TV and that goddamn dipshit roommate. If Thane would only turn it down. That kid and that weirdly pornographic cooking channel. Go out and meet someone instead of. Of? Coming on a homeless woman's corpse.

[[I can't do this. I need to leave.]]

[[No. Gotta finish.]]