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			<title>Completionist at 18:14, 9 January 2016</title>
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;You decide to continue sleeping.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;You decide to continue sleeping.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;-&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #ffa; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;&amp;quot;&lt;/del&gt;How dare such a subsidiary figure, such as my mother, disturb my slumber?! Such a daring offense is incomprehensible. However, I will be lenient and forgive her misdemeanor,&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;&amp;quot; &lt;/del&gt;you thought to yourself. It wasn't long however, until &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;''&lt;/del&gt;the beast&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;'' &lt;/del&gt;returned.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #cfc; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;It was your mother again, irritatingly rambling about your lethargic ways, irresponsibility and lack of independence. However, you are now blissfully content as your fingers have been swiftly (and conveniently) inserted into your ears. You thought ''philosophically'', &amp;quot;Ignorance ''is'' bliss.&amp;quot;, and pride yourself over what you have learned in last year's philosophy class. You almost forget about your mother until you hear her muffled yelling as she brashly enters into your room.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;It was your mother again, irritatingly rambling about your lethargic ways, irresponsibility and lack of independence. However, you are now blissfully content as your fingers have been swiftly (and conveniently) inserted into your ears. You thought ''philosophically'', &amp;quot;Ignorance ''is'' bliss.&amp;quot;, and pride yourself over what you have learned in last year's philosophy class. You almost forget about your mother until you hear her muffled yelling as she brashly enters into your room.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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			<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2016 18:14:28 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Completionist</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Continue_sleeping,_of_course!</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Perception at 09:12, 26 December 2009</title>
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;You cannot be bothered by such a nuisance, and make your escape into the bathroom.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;You cannot be bothered by such a nuisance, and make your escape into the bathroom.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;-&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #ffa; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;You lock the door behind you and promptly make your way to the toilet. You are abruptly aware of your need to urinate and the awkward strain in your bladder. As you pull down your pants to relieve yourself, you push it down. However, you feel a familiar resistance. Aghast, you acknowledge your morning erection straining high up like the sun in the morning sky. Irritated, you sit down onto the toilet and attempt to urinate while awkwardly pushing down onto your boner.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #cfc; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;You lock the door behind you and promptly make your way to the toilet. You are abruptly aware of your need to urinate and the awkward strain in your bladder. As you pull down your pants to relieve yourself, you push it down. However, you feel a familiar &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;''&lt;/ins&gt;resistance&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;''&lt;/ins&gt;. Aghast, you acknowledge your morning erection straining high up like the sun in the morning sky. Irritated, you sit down onto the toilet and attempt to urinate while awkwardly pushing down onto your boner.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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			<pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 09:12:59 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Perception</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Continue_sleeping,_of_course!</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Perception at 09:10, 26 December 2009</title>
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;You decide to continue sleeping.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;You decide to continue sleeping.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;-&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #ffa; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;quot;How dare such a subsidiary figure, such as my mother, disturb my slumber?! Such &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;an &lt;/del&gt;offense is incomprehensible. However, I will be lenient and forgive her misdemeanor,&amp;quot; you thought to yourself. It wasn't long however, until ''the beast'' returned.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #cfc; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;quot;How dare such a subsidiary figure, such as my mother, disturb my slumber?! Such &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;a daring &lt;/ins&gt;offense is incomprehensible. However, I will be lenient and forgive her misdemeanor,&amp;quot; you thought to yourself. It wasn't long however, until ''the beast'' returned.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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			<pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 09:10:40 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Perception</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Continue_sleeping,_of_course!</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Perception at 05:27, 26 December 2009</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 05:27:58 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Perception</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Continue_sleeping,_of_course!</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Perception at 05:26, 26 December 2009</title>
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;You lock the door behind you and promptly make your way to the toilet. You are abruptly aware of your need to urinate and the awkward strain in your bladder. As you pull down your pants to relieve yourself, you push it down. However, you feel a familiar resistance. Aghast, you acknowledge your morning erection straining high up like the sun in the morning sky. Irritated, you sit down onto the toilet and attempt to urinate while awkwardly pushing down onto your boner.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;You lock the door behind you and promptly make your way to the toilet. You are abruptly aware of your need to urinate and the awkward strain in your bladder. As you pull down your pants to relieve yourself, you push it down. However, you feel a familiar resistance. Aghast, you acknowledge your morning erection straining high up like the sun in the morning sky. Irritated, you sit down onto the toilet and attempt to urinate while awkwardly pushing down onto your boner.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #cfc; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;After multiple attempts, you &lt;/ins&gt;are:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*[[Finally able to urinate.]]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*[[Finally able to urinate.]]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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			<pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 05:26:59 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Perception</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Continue_sleeping,_of_course!</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Perception at 05:26, 26 December 2009</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;You cannot be bothered by such a nuisance, and make your escape into the bathroom.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;You cannot be bothered by such a nuisance, and make your escape into the bathroom.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;-&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #ffa; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;You lock the door behind you and promptly make your way to the toilet. You are abruptly aware of your need to urinate and the awkward strain in your bladder. As you pull down your pants to relieve yourself, you push it down. However, you feel a familiar resistance. Aghast, you acknowledge your morning erection straining high up like the sun in the morning sky. Irritated, you sit down onto the toilet and attempt to urinate while awkwardly pushing down onto your &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;penis&lt;/del&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #cfc; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;You lock the door behind you and promptly make your way to the toilet. You are abruptly aware of your need to urinate and the awkward strain in your bladder. As you pull down your pants to relieve yourself, you push it down. However, you feel a familiar resistance. Aghast, you acknowledge your morning erection straining high up like the sun in the morning sky. Irritated, you sit down onto the toilet and attempt to urinate while awkwardly pushing down onto your &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;boner&lt;/ins&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;You are:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;You are:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*[[Finally able to urinate.]]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*[[Finally able to urinate.]]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*[[Unable to urinate.]]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*[[Unable to urinate.]]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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			<pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 05:26:39 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Perception</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Continue_sleeping,_of_course!</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Perception at 05:25, 26 December 2009</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;You cannot be bothered by such a nuisance, and make your escape into the bathroom.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;You cannot be bothered by such a nuisance, and make your escape into the bathroom.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;-&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #ffa; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;You lock the door behind you and promptly make your way to the toilet. You are abruptly aware of your need to urinate and the awkward strain in your bladder. As you pull down your pants to relieve yourself, you push it down &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;and &lt;/del&gt;you &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;take note at the &lt;/del&gt;resistance. Aghast, you acknowledge your morning erection straining high up like the sun in the morning sky. Irritated, you sit down onto the toilet and attempt to urinate while awkwardly pushing down onto your penis.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #cfc; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;You lock the door behind you and promptly make your way to the toilet. You are abruptly aware of your need to urinate and the awkward strain in your bladder. As you pull down your pants to relieve yourself, you push it down&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;. However, &lt;/ins&gt;you &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;feel a familiar &lt;/ins&gt;resistance. Aghast, you acknowledge your morning erection straining high up like the sun in the morning sky. Irritated, you sit down onto the toilet and attempt to urinate while awkwardly pushing down onto your penis.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;You are:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;You are:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*[[Finally able to urinate.]]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*[[Finally able to urinate.]]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*[[Unable to urinate.]]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*[[Unable to urinate.]]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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			<pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 05:25:44 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Perception</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Continue_sleeping,_of_course!</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Perception at 05:24, 26 December 2009</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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		&lt;td colspan='2' style=&quot;background-color: white; color:black;&quot;&gt;Revision as of 05:24, 26 December 2009&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;quot;WAKE UP IMMEDIATELY! DID YOU NOT HEAR ME PREVIOUSLY TE...&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;quot;WAKE UP IMMEDIATELY! DID YOU NOT HEAR ME PREVIOUSLY TE...&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;-&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #ffa; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;It was your mother, irritatingly rambling about your lethargic ways, irresponsibility and lack of independence. However, you are now blissfully content as your fingers have been swiftly (and conveniently) inserted into your ears. You thought ''philosophically'', &amp;quot;Ignorance ''is'' bliss.&amp;quot;, and pride yourself over what you have learned in last year's philosophy class. You almost forget about your mother until you hear her muffled yelling as she brashly enters into your room.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #cfc; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;It was your mother &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;again&lt;/ins&gt;, irritatingly rambling about your lethargic ways, irresponsibility and lack of independence. However, you are now blissfully content as your fingers have been swiftly (and conveniently) inserted into your ears. You thought ''philosophically'', &amp;quot;Ignorance ''is'' bliss.&amp;quot;, and pride yourself over what you have learned in last year's philosophy class. You almost forget about your mother until you hear her muffled yelling as she brashly enters into your room.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;You cannot be bothered by such a nuisance, and make your escape into the bathroom.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;You cannot be bothered by such a nuisance, and make your escape into the bathroom.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;-&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #ffa; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;You lock the door behind you and promptly make your way to the toilet. You are abruptly aware of your need to urinate and the strain in your bladder. As you pull down your pants to relieve yourself, you push it down and you take note at the resistance. Aghast, you acknowledge your morning erection straining high up like the sun in the morning sky. Irritated, you sit down onto the toilet and attempt to urinate while awkwardly pushing down onto your penis.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #cfc; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;You lock the door behind you and promptly make your way to the toilet. You are abruptly aware of your need to urinate and the &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;awkward &lt;/ins&gt;strain in your bladder. As you pull down your pants to relieve yourself, you push it down and you take note at the resistance. Aghast, you acknowledge your morning erection straining high up like the sun in the morning sky. Irritated, you sit down onto the toilet and attempt to urinate while awkwardly pushing down onto your penis.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;You are:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;You are:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*[[Finally able to urinate.]]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*[[Finally able to urinate.]]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*[[Unable to urinate.]]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;*[[Unable to urinate.]]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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			<pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 05:24:44 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>Perception</dc:creator>			<comments>http://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/Talk:Continue_sleeping,_of_course!</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Perception:&amp;#32;Created page with 'You decide to continue sleeping.  &quot;How dare such a subsidiary figure, such as my mother, disturb my slumber?! Such an offense is incomprehensible. However, I will be lenient and …'</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Created page with &amp;#39;You decide to continue sleeping.  &amp;quot;How dare such a subsidiary figure, such as my mother, disturb my slumber?! Such an offense is incomprehensible. However, I will be lenient and …&amp;#39;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;New page&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;You decide to continue sleeping.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;How dare such a subsidiary figure, such as my mother, disturb my slumber?! Such an offense is incomprehensible. However, I will be lenient and forgive her misdemeanor,&amp;quot; you thought to yourself. It wasn't long however, until ''the beast'' returned.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;WAKE UP IMMEDIATELY! DID YOU NOT HEAR ME PREVIOUSLY TE...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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It was your mother, irritatingly rambling about your lethargic ways, irresponsibility and lack of independence. However, you are now blissfully content as your fingers have been swiftly (and conveniently) inserted into your ears. You thought ''philosophically'', &amp;quot;Ignorance ''is'' bliss.&amp;quot;, and pride yourself over what you have learned in last year's philosophy class. You almost forget about your mother until you hear her muffled yelling as she brashly enters into your room.&lt;br /&gt;
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You cannot be bothered by such a nuisance, and make your escape into the bathroom.&lt;br /&gt;
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You lock the door behind you and promptly make your way to the toilet. You are abruptly aware of your need to urinate and the strain in your bladder. As you pull down your pants to relieve yourself, you push it down and you take note at the resistance. Aghast, you acknowledge your morning erection straining high up like the sun in the morning sky. Irritated, you sit down onto the toilet and attempt to urinate while awkwardly pushing down onto your penis.&lt;br /&gt;
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You are:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Finally able to urinate.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Unable to urinate.]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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