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"Hail, kinsmen!" you greet the orcs as you sit down next to them. Immediately, they all turn quiet and glare at you. A look of "who the fuck is -this- guy" clearly visible in their beady eyes.

You're starting to feel an aura of hostility. In order to prove that there aren't any hard feelings, you:

*[[Buy the next round|Offer to buy them another round of beer]].
*[[Nazeer|Excuse yourself and leave the tavern]].

{{YouareanorcStatus|Equipment=''Pants''|
Health=Dangerously Horny, mated to Bethilda |Experience= Virgin|HP=100}}

[[Category:You Are An Orc]]

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