ArthurKung at 11:32, 5 April 2014

2014-04-05T11:32:56Z

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-	*Next to the [[Drunk Barfly\|curvy woman]] with incredibly dark skin, sitting closest to the sun. Judging by ~~the~~ number of empty cups and difficulty sitting upright; it appears she's just drunk enough to make a move on.	+	*Next to the [[Drunk Barfly\|curvy woman]] with incredibly dark skin, sitting closest to the sun. Judging by her number of empty cups and difficulty sitting upright; it appears she's just drunk enough for someone to make a move on.

-	*Next to the [[Band of Orcs\|six orcs]] over by the table next to you, with ~~the~~ scars and weapons of proud warriors. They seem to be having a blast, armwrestling and laughing at crude jokes.	+	*Next to the [[Band of Orcs\|six orcs]] over by the table next to you, with scars and weapons of proud warriors. They seem to be having a blast, armwrestling and laughing at crude jokes.

	*Next to the [[Shady stranger\|mysterious stranger]] in a dark tagelmust closest to the wall. Something seems a bit odd about him though. He's neither drinking or sitting with someone, but instead just looking around with a shady glare.		*Next to the [[Shady stranger\|mysterious stranger]] in a dark tagelmust closest to the wall. Something seems a bit odd about him though. He's neither drinking or sitting with someone, but instead just looking around with a shady glare.

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2014-03-23T19:03:37Z

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Around tiny wooden tables, in the shade of a big, overhanging awning, there's a number of different people gathered. Desert nomads in ghutras, mercenaries in scalemail and women in their underwear. A fat, mostachioed old man walks around with a tray of drinks, and one can only assume he's the bartender.

On a hot day like this, it seems like all the tables are taken. You are, however, able to spot a few empty seats here and there.

Where do you sit?

*Next to the [[Drunk Barfly|curvy woman]] with incredibly dark skin, sitting closest to the sun. Judging by the number of empty cups and difficulty sitting upright; it appears she's just drunk enough to make a move on.

*Next to the [[Band of Orcs|six orcs]] over by the table next to you, with the scars and weapons of proud warriors. They seem to be having a blast, armwrestling and laughing at crude jokes.

*Next to the [[Shady stranger|mysterious stranger]] in a dark tagelmust closest to the wall. Something seems a bit odd about him though. He's neither drinking or sitting with someone, but instead just looking around with a shady glare.

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Health=Dangerously Horny, mated to Bethilda |Experience= Virgin|HP=100}}

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ArthurKung at 11:32, 5 April 2014

ArthurKung: Created page with 'Around tiny wooden tables, in the shade of a big, overhanging awning, there's a number of different people gathered. Desert nomads in ghutras, mercenaries in scalemail and women …'