Read the pamphlet - Revision history

Pickles at 03:25, 12 May 2020

2020-05-12T03:25:42Z

←Older revision		Revision as of 03:25, 12 May 2020
Line 3:		Line 3:
	''Cockroaches have existed for millions of years, and are some of the most primitive insects still living today. Of more than 4,500 species of cockroach, only about 30 reside in human habitats. And of those 30, only 7 are commonly known as pests. Cockroach species also range in size. Many are as small as a fingernail, like the German cockroach, and some, like the female giant cockroach, measure more than 10cm from head to tail.''		''Cockroaches have existed for millions of years, and are some of the most primitive insects still living today. Of more than 4,500 species of cockroach, only about 30 reside in human habitats. And of those 30, only 7 are commonly known as pests. Cockroach species also range in size. Many are as small as a fingernail, like the German cockroach, and some, like the female giant cockroach, measure more than 10cm from head to tail.''

-	''Although one of the most feared pests, a lone cockroach poses little harm to a human. Cockroaches aren't parasitic, nor do they have a need for biting humans or a means to "sting" us. But ~~many~~ fear the insects- the slick look, foul smell, and fast movement of the cockroach terrify many.	+	''Although one of the most feared pests, a lone cockroach poses little harm to a human. Cockroaches aren't parasitic, nor do they have a need for biting humans or a means to "sting" us. But people still fear the insects- the slick look, foul smell, and fast movement of the cockroach terrify many.
	''		''
	''Additionally, large infestations can cause allergies and disease. Salmonella and e. coli can survive for up to two months in the waxy secretions on a cockroach's shell. And the insect's droppings, in large quantities, cause many people to develop allergies after prolonged exposure.''		''Additionally, large infestations can cause allergies and disease. Salmonella and e. coli can survive for up to two months in the waxy secretions on a cockroach's shell. And the insect's droppings, in large quantities, cause many people to develop allergies after prolonged exposure.''
Line 21:		Line 21:

	*[[Pick up another pamphlet]]		*[[Pick up another pamphlet]]
-	*[[Wait for Jason to get off the phone]]	+	*[[Wait until Jason comes back\|Wait for Jason to get off the phone]]

	{{SexRompStatus\|Location=''[[Pestless Spirits HQ]]''\|Health=Horny & Hormonal\|MP=0\|Level=1}}		{{SexRompStatus\|Location=''[[Pestless Spirits HQ]]''\|Health=Horny & Hormonal\|MP=0\|Level=1}}
	[[Category: Smutty Sex Romp]]		[[Category: Smutty Sex Romp]]

Pickles at 06:50, 9 May 2020

2020-05-09T06:50:16Z

←Older revision		Revision as of 06:50, 9 May 2020
Line 1:		Line 1:
	You take a deep breath and begin reading the pamphlet:		You take a deep breath and begin reading the pamphlet:

-	''Cockroaches have existed for millions of years, and are some of the most primitive insects still living today. Of more than 4,500 species of cockroach, only about 30 reside in human habitats. And of those 30, only 7 are commonly known as pests. Cockroach species also range in size. Many are as small as a fingernail, like the German cockroach, and some, like the female giant cockroach, measure more than 10cm from head to tail.	+	''Cockroaches have existed for millions of years, and are some of the most primitive insects still living today. Of more than 4,500 species of cockroach, only about 30 reside in human habitats. And of those 30, only 7 are commonly known as pests. Cockroach species also range in size. Many are as small as a fingernail, like the German cockroach, and some, like the female giant cockroach, measure more than 10cm from head to tail.''

-	Although one of the most feared pests, a lone cockroach poses little harm to a human. Cockroaches aren't parasitic, nor do they have a need for biting humans or a means to "sting" us. But many fear the insects- the slick look, foul smell, and fast movement of the cockroach terrify many.	+	''Although one of the most feared pests, a lone cockroach poses little harm to a human. Cockroaches aren't parasitic, nor do they have a need for biting humans or a means to "sting" us. But many fear the insects- the slick look, foul smell, and fast movement of the cockroach terrify many.
		+	''
		+	''Additionally, large infestations can cause allergies and disease. Salmonella and e. coli can survive for up to two months in the waxy secretions on a cockroach's shell. And the insect's droppings, in large quantities, cause many people to develop allergies after prolonged exposure.''

-	~~Additionally~~, ~~large infestations can cause allergies and disease~~. ~~Salmonella~~ and ~~e. coli can survive for up to two months in~~ the ~~waxy secretions on~~ a cockroach~~'s shell~~. ~~And~~ the ~~insect's droppings, in large quantities~~, ~~cause many people~~ to ~~develop allergies after prolonged exposure~~.	+	''Throughout the 90s, poison remained the favored method of cockroach extermination. Cheap, sugary sweet poison traps made pest control easy and affordable, and rendered the mass infestations of the 80s a thing of the past. But going into the 2000s home cockroach populations resurged. Cockroaches developed an aversion to glucose, and adapted to find the sugary poisons bitter and repulsive. Hypothetically, these resilient insects could adjust to any pest-control poisons.''

-	Throughout the 90s, poison remained the favored method of cockroach extermination. Cheap, sugary sweet poison traps made pest control easy and affordable, and rendered the mass infestations of the 80s a thing of the past. But going into the 2000s home cockroach populations resurged. Cockroaches developed an aversion to glucose, and adapted to find the sugary poisons bitter and repulsive. Hypothetically, these resilient insects could adjust to any pest-control poisons.	+	''This is why vacuum cockroach removal, as performed at Pestless Spirits, is not only humane, but highly effective. Our trained pest-removal staff drive cockroaches from dark crevices in your home with flash lights and manual labor. Then, our patented PestVac sucks the cockroaches into a storage compartment, where they will later be released back into the wild. A building can be pest-free after as few as three treatments.''
-		+
-	This is why vacuum cockroach removal, as performed at Pestless Spirits, is not only ~~more~~ humane, but highly effective. Our trained pest-removal staff drive cockroaches from dark crevices in your home with flash lights and manual labor. Then, our patented PestVac sucks the cockroaches into a storage compartment, where they will later be released back into the wild. A building can be pest-free after as few as three treatments.''	+

	Contact details are scribbled at the bottom as an afterthought:		Contact details are scribbled at the bottom as an afterthought:

Pickles: Created page with 'You take a deep breath and begin reading the pamphlet: ''Cockroaches have existed for millions of years, and are some of the most primitive insects still living today. Of more …'

2020-05-09T06:44:23Z

Created page with 'You take a deep breath and begin reading the pamphlet: ''Cockroaches have existed for millions of years, and are some of the most primitive insects still living today. Of more …'

New page

You take a deep breath and begin reading the pamphlet:

''Cockroaches have existed for millions of years, and are some of the most primitive insects still living today. Of more than 4,500 species of cockroach, only about 30 reside in human habitats. And of those 30, only 7 are commonly known as pests. Cockroach species also range in size. Many are as small as a fingernail, like the German cockroach, and some, like the female giant cockroach, measure more than 10cm from head to tail.

Although one of the most feared pests, a lone cockroach poses little harm to a human. Cockroaches aren't parasitic, nor do they have a need for biting humans or a means to "sting" us. But many fear the insects- the slick look, foul smell, and fast movement of the cockroach terrify many.

Additionally, large infestations can cause allergies and disease. Salmonella and e. coli can survive for up to two months in the waxy secretions on a cockroach's shell. And the insect's droppings, in large quantities, cause many people to develop allergies after prolonged exposure.

Throughout the 90s, poison remained the favored method of cockroach extermination. Cheap, sugary sweet poison traps made pest control easy and affordable, and rendered the mass infestations of the 80s a thing of the past. But going into the 2000s home cockroach populations resurged. Cockroaches developed an aversion to glucose, and adapted to find the sugary poisons bitter and repulsive. Hypothetically, these resilient insects could adjust to any pest-control poisons.

This is why vacuum cockroach removal, as performed at Pestless Spirits, is not only more humane, but highly effective. Our trained pest-removal staff drive cockroaches from dark crevices in your home with flash lights and manual labor. Then, our patented PestVac sucks the cockroaches into a storage compartment, where they will later be released back into the wild. A building can be pest-free after as few as three treatments.''

Contact details are scribbled at the bottom as an afterthought:

''For more information, or to schedule an appointment, call
(555)PEST-LESS or (555)7378-5377''

That wasn't as bad as you thought it would be. At least now you have some idea of what you'll be doing here.

You:

*[[Pick up another pamphlet]]
*[[Wait for Jason to get off the phone]]

{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[Pestless Spirits HQ]]''|Health=Horny & Hormonal|MP=0|Level=1}}
[[Category: Smutty Sex Romp]]