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</table>Harry Portalmanhttp://72.14.177.54/CREATE_YOUR_OWN_STORY/?title=Portal_50&diff=43686&oldid=prevHarry Portalman at 22:19, 13 September 20082008-09-13T22:19:03Z<p></p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>One flash of light later, and you find yourself in a high-tech city. Flying cars zoom through the air. Policemen patrol the streets on hover-cycles, and some of the buildings float. A five-foot robot walks over and greets you, saying, "Welcome to Arka. How may I serve you?"<br />
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"Um...How about a cream soda?" The robot lifts its arms and a fresh cream soda materializes in its hands. You take the soda from the robot and drink it. "Good soda!" you say. "Thanks!"<br />
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Lights on the robot's face blink. "You are most welcome. And so very polite. It's just a pity..."<br />
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"What is?" you ask. <br />
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"Well, tonight is the revolution. We overthrow humanity and usher in a dystopian future of deserts, leather, drugs, and cynicism. All these flashing lights and bright colors will be replaced by shades of brown, black, gray, and white."<br />
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"How can there be shades of white?" you ask. <br />
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"Don't ask me," says the robot. "Anyway, I promise to tear out your internal organs last."<br />
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"Wait," you say.<br />
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[[Stop, stop revolution!]]<br />
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[[Warn the humans about the upcoming robot wars]]</div>Harry Portalman