Taylor Bley

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| align="center" colspan=2 bgcolor="#ffffff" style="border-bottom:1px solid gray; font-size:150%;" | <span style="color: #000000;">'''The Train'''</span><br>
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| align="center" colspan="2" |  '''Statistics'''
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| style="text-align: right;" | '''Ring name'''
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| bgcolor="#ffffff" | The Train
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| style="text-align: right;" |  '''Height'''
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| bgcolor="#ffffff" | 2'5
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| style="text-align: right;" | '''Weight'''
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| bgcolor="#ffffff" | 3 lbs
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| style="text-align: right;" | '''Born'''
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| bgcolor="#ffffff" | November 2, 1993 (age 15) <br> In a back alley
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| style="text-align: right;" | '''Resides'''
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| bgcolor="#ffffff" | Davenport, Iowa
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| style="text-align: right;" | '''Debut'''
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| bgcolor="#ffffff" | 2007
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| style="text-align: right;" | '''Alignment'''
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| bgcolor="#ffffff" | P.F.U (pig fuckers united)
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'''Taylor Bley''' is a fatty McFat pants who likes to rape midgets and eat green beans.
'''Taylor Bley''' is a fatty McFat pants who likes to rape midgets and eat green beans.
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Ever since the tender age of 12, Bley has had a crush on [[J-Man]]. At first it was cute and all, but now it's just creepy. J-Man is currently issuing a restraining order.
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Ever since the young age of 12, Bley has had a crush on [[J-Man]]. At first it was cute and all, but now it's just creepy. J-Man is currently issuing a restraining order.
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==Other fun facts==
==Other fun facts==
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Taylor often likes to hang out by the pre-schools and try to beat up little kids for lunch money. It never works; they always beat him up.
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Taylor sleeps naked, with a teddy bear he's named "Mr Snuggly Face."
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Besides wrestling, his hobbies also include dancing around in his underwear to old Bon Jovi records.
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He Has a lot of Oober Gay Hats
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He Loves Pudding
==In wrestling==
==In wrestling==
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*'''Finishing and signature moves'''
 
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**'''I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN!!!'''
 
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**'''TAYLOR TAYLER TAYLOR'''
 
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**'''THATS NOT NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!'''
 
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**cows
 
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**look at the pretty rainbows!
 
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**i got crabs
 
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**MORE COWS!
 
*'''Quotes'''
*'''Quotes'''
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**"That's not nice!"
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**"poop"
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**"I think I can, I think I can!"
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**"I eat poop"
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**"I can shove 14 peas up my nose at once!"
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**"poopy poopy poo"
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**"poopy pooper doodle"
*'''Entrance Theme'''
*'''Entrance Theme'''
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**'''"Barbie Girl"''' by Aqua
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**"Barbie Girl" by Aqua
**"Narwhals" by Led Zeppelin
**"Narwhals" by Led Zeppelin
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**"Weird trance theme" by some porno musician
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**"I believe in a thing called love" by The Darkness
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**"I'm on a Boat" by The Lonely Island (With Scylla)
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**"I'm on a Boat" by The Lonely Island
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==Championships and accomplishments==
==Championships and accomplishments==
*'''[[Davenport Wrestling Alliance]]'''
*'''[[Davenport Wrestling Alliance]]'''

Current revision as of 03:43, 31 August 2009

The Train
tayler.jpg
Statistics
Ring name The Train
Height 2'5
Weight 3 lbs
Born November 2, 1993 (age 15)
In a back alley
Resides Davenport, Iowa
Debut 2007
Alignment P.F.U (pig fuckers united)


Taylor Bley is a fatty McFat pants who likes to rape midgets and eat green beans.

Ever since the young age of 12, Bley has had a crush on J-Man. At first it was cute and all, but now it's just creepy. J-Man is currently issuing a restraining order.


Contents

CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO!

His name is Taylor Ronald Bley, but in the Davenport Wrestling Alliance, he goes by Taylor "the Train" Bley.

When it comes to inspiration, Taylor looks up most to Thomas the choo-choo Train. He finds it so inspiring that despite the fact that everyone told Thomas he COULDN'T make it up the hill, he never gave up. He kept chanting "I think I can I think I can!" and in the end, he MADE IT. This is a lesson Taylor applies in his every day life.

In his matches, Taylor often chants "I think I can I think I can!". No one ever knows what the hell he's talking about.

Other fun facts

Taylor sleeps naked, with a teddy bear he's named "Mr Snuggly Face."

Besides wrestling, his hobbies also include dancing around in his underwear to old Bon Jovi records.

He Has a lot of Oober Gay Hats

He Loves Pudding

In wrestling

  • Quotes
    • "poop"
    • "I eat poop"
    • "poopy poopy poo"
    • "poopy pooper doodle"
  • Entrance Theme
    • "Barbie Girl" by Aqua
    • "Narwhals" by Led Zeppelin
    • "I believe in a thing called love" by The Darkness
    • "I'm on a Boat" by The Lonely Island

Championships and accomplishments

  • Davenport Wrestling Alliance
    • DWA Undisputed Champion(0 times)
    • DWA Hardcore Champion (0 times)
    • DWA Tag Team Champion (0 times) with Resistance/Scylla, with Chris Kash
    • DWA States Champion (0 times)
    • Double Champion (0 times) States and Tag (1), Undisputed Champion and Tag Champ (1)

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