Ben Tweed's Old Flames
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| - | Ben Tweed's romance life is as whirlwind as it is hilarious. For years Ben has shamelessly pursued woman almost as blatantly as a genuine Alta Mater Posse- Schmuse. When news came of Ben Tweed's Old Flames, Joey's Old Flame Epic was immediately dethroned as the most interesting romantic saga of the ages ( | + | Ben Tweed's romance life is as whirlwind as it is hilarious. For years Ben has shamelessly pursued woman almost as blatantly as a genuine Alta Mater Posse- Schmuse. When news came of Ben Tweed's Old Flames, Joey's Old Flame Epic was immediately dethroned as the most interesting romantic saga of the ages (only eclipsed by the fictional [[Bradley's 7 Deadly Flames]]. Full of love, betrayal, and redemption, Ben's saga is one of the great romantic comedies of all time. |
Here is the unabridged version of the Ben Tweed Old Flame Reference Packet in its entirety. Discovered by Swiss Merchants, it is a tome of tomes, in full Technicolor. | Here is the unabridged version of the Ben Tweed Old Flame Reference Packet in its entirety. Discovered by Swiss Merchants, it is a tome of tomes, in full Technicolor. | ||
| - | =Old Flames= | + | =Ben's Old Flames= |
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| + | ==Prehistoric Era== | ||
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| + | ===Megan=== | ||
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| + | Attended Carolina Friends School and lived next door, so she was the only girl I had any access to at all at that time, so I decided I should have a crush on her. So I did. Not sure why. | ||
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| + | ===Madeleine=== | ||
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| + | Attended CFS. Again, I only had a crush on her because I decided I should. It tapered off rather unspectacularly. | ||
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| + | ===Samantha=== | ||
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| + | Attended CFS. I just remember randomly having a crush on her one day. OF #3 is perhaps the most inexplicable of all the Old Flames. She hated me. | ||
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| + | ==Transition Period== | ||
Revision as of 17:41, 24 May 2007
Ben Tweed's romance life is as whirlwind as it is hilarious. For years Ben has shamelessly pursued woman almost as blatantly as a genuine Alta Mater Posse- Schmuse. When news came of Ben Tweed's Old Flames, Joey's Old Flame Epic was immediately dethroned as the most interesting romantic saga of the ages (only eclipsed by the fictional Bradley's 7 Deadly Flames. Full of love, betrayal, and redemption, Ben's saga is one of the great romantic comedies of all time.
Here is the unabridged version of the Ben Tweed Old Flame Reference Packet in its entirety. Discovered by Swiss Merchants, it is a tome of tomes, in full Technicolor.
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Ben's Old Flames
Prehistoric Era
Megan
Attended Carolina Friends School and lived next door, so she was the only girl I had any access to at all at that time, so I decided I should have a crush on her. So I did. Not sure why.
Madeleine
Attended CFS. Again, I only had a crush on her because I decided I should. It tapered off rather unspectacularly.
Samantha
Attended CFS. I just remember randomly having a crush on her one day. OF #3 is perhaps the most inexplicable of all the Old Flames. She hated me.
