Dictations by a renegade FDFS Lance executive
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{Dictation}
{Begin Dictation}
Tuesday, May 9, 1984
I’ve been hiding for the last couple days. Their ties are everywhere, the police, the government, everywhere. I have decided that the truth can no longer stay bottled up inside of me. To whoever finds this document, ACT.
Thursday, May 11, 1984
I began with FDFS Lance 14 years ago. I slowly started to work my way up to the top. After 11 years of labor I was accepted as a partner into FDFS LANCE. Upon my first board meeting, October 18th 1981, I found out the truth.
Monday, May 23, 1984
FDFS LANCE has too long hidden behind the Founder. It has long been involved with more then meets the eye. When I found out the truth I slowly started to leak the news. They found out and they got my family, next they will get me.
Wednesday, June 1, 1984
The Big Four (the CEO, the Chairman, the Chief Director of Services, and the Founder) were the ones that started the madness. They were brought together after WWII. They pooled their resources to create FDFS LANCE.
Sunday, June 25, 1984
By tricking the multitudes into using FDFS LANCE products and services the big four amassed a fortune all in gold (See Figure 2)
Friday, August 16, 1984
It has been over a month since I last recorded. I have been switching hiding places twice or three times a week. But I must stay alive long enough to tell my tale. Where did I leave off…oh yes. After the big four amassed a fortune they–[Pause]–they found out…they are coming [4 shots fired]
{End Recording}
Tuesday, October 20, 1984
I can’t remember where they put it. It was important. Pounds…Pounds…POUNDS IN THE HAT BAG…THE HAT BAG [Screams]…[Laughter]. They did it you know…twice before I could stop th–CZECHLESLOVOKIA! I must go…Sorry Mr. K looks like the time is up (See Figure 3)…feel so sleepyyyy–
{End Recording}
Sunday, December 25, 1984
THEY HIDE IT AGAIN. THRICES…THRICES… [Whimpering goes on for 15 minutes followed by extreme laughter] I HAVE EVERYTHING…THE POUNDS THE GRAPHS…THE PRICES…THE NICES…THE THRICES…[More laughter]…the clock, WHERE DID I PUT THE CLOCK. THEY MIGHT FIND MR. K…mr. k … mr. k … [Crunching sound] … NO! NOT NOW, NOT AGAIN! THEY T–TH–THEY COME! [Hushed voice] no…NO please I will give you every thing the pounds…[Loud voice] I HAVE THE HAT BAG [Giggles] I knew I was you…oh yes I did…oh y–[Sounds of electricity] [Scream]
{End Recording}
Friday, January 1st, 1985
[Note: This recording has two voices. They will be shown as this, and this.]
[Calm, Intelligent, Foreign voice ] So I have once again found the elusive Mr. Mhidjfkd. You knew I would didn’t you. NO I DIDN’T…HELP…H–[Sounds of electricity] [Scream]. Please don’t make this difficult. I already have so much on my mind. [Foul ripping noise] [Scream]. So tell the big four just how much you know…
