Old Flames
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Revision as of 20:20, 4 February 2006
An old flame is any person who Joe Horgan has previously hoped to have a relationship with. All have ended in disaster, denying Horgan, rejecting Horgan or dumping Horgan. Today, Horgan reminisces about his old flames daily at the time of National Reminiscing Hour.
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Old Flames
- Old Flame #1: A friend of Horgan since preschool, this was more of a denial than a rejection. She picked the leader (at the time of the Blank Wars) of the Blank Club's rival over Horgan as a boyfriend. Horgan swore for revenge.
- Old Flame #2: Some random red-haired girl whom Horgan turned to only to take his mind off of Old Flame #1. In hopes of finding a way to get back at the one who stole away Old Flame #1, he pursued this girl. He was quickly rejected. Miserably.
Rejections
- Rejection #3: This potential romance went down in flames after Horgan had to be assisted by the entire Blank Club to just ask her for a dance. She said no.
- Rejection #4: A cold cynical girl who never liked Horgan very much. However, Horgan decided to try his luck on her anyway. He wrote a poem in Elvish telling her he liked her. She wrote back a letter in French (see pour Joey) that said she hated him.
- Rejection #5: The same person as #1, Joey went out with her for about a day. However, Horgan's bad small talk skills and expertise at creating awkward moments cut this relationship short. It was later determined by experts that the date was only a pity date, and she probably never liked him. It is still being debated today.
Today
Currently, Horgan has made a promise to himself that he will not pursue any new flames for a few years. But everyone knows that THAT will not last for more than a few months. At most.
New Flames
There are new flames/flame but due to the fact that this saga of Horgan's life is just beginning this information must be kept secret.
