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[[Image:Original creature.jpg|175px|thumb|left|The original [[Creature]] autographed by [[Van der Kloot, Bannus|Bannus Van der Kloot]]]]
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[[Image:Jihad logo.jpg|155px|thumb|left|The computerized version of the Jihad Machine flag]]
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Founded by [[Van der Kloot, Bannus|Bannus Van der Kloot]] in a sixth grade math class, '''[[Creature]]''' may be the acme of the Blank Club's five-year existence. In 2001, [[Van der Kloot, Bannus|Bannus Van der Kloot]] drew creature on the math homework of [[Barbour, Bradley|Bradley Barbour]]. Creature has since been developed thoroughly by [[Aicher, Jesse|Jesse Aicher]] and [[Barbour, Bradley|Bradley Barbour]].  
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The '''[[Jihad Machines]]''' is an elite water gun operative commando strike team...thing. It is composed of two Barbours and two Pryzants. The Blank Club founded the Jihad Machines in the summer of 2004. All 4 members had lots of experience blasting away with their top- of- the- line water guns, so as a team, they were unstoppable. The Jihad Machines had a lot of trouble finding another team, but through persuasion, 2 other teams were made Rainbow 9 and World Sacrilege.
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The history of Creature is a strange one. One day a Creature suddenly came into being. It was sad, being all alone, not slowly more and more Creatures came into being. The first Creature decided it should lead his people to new and better things, so without further ado, a crown and a staff was drawn him, and he became King Creature. His friend, a religious fanatic, became Pope Creature. So the Creatures lived a prosperous and peaceful life on their home, Mt. Humana. Then suddenly, a threat came into being. [[Woofy]], a large dog wanted nothing more than to see the Creatures of [[Battle of Mt Humana|Humana]] eradicated. The [[Drones]], lead by [[Woofy]] fought the Creatures in many bitter wars. The Creatures, although being peaceful, fought vigorously, and their ingenuity helped them create many machines of war (see [[Zeppelin]]). The Creatures and the [[Drones]] continue to fight in feuds today. Creatures gave their support in the Q War, and helped B.L.A.N.K defeat the evil union between [[Mr Q]] and [[Woofy]]. The Creatures were given large amounts of money for their support, which helped the Creatures built [[Battle of Mt Humana|Humana]] up into a gigantic citadel mountain, and helped the Creatures expand into the plains around [[Battle of Mt Humana|Humana]], including the Nouveau Soviet Tundras.
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The standard weapon for the Jihad Machines is the lightweight and powerful CPS 2100. However, the Brad and Luke both own the older but very deadly CPS 1200, Brad owns both of them= Both water guns are very big, not those sissy toy ones. Each operative carries with them a bottle of water for field refills. Brad, the team captain, holds a backpack filled with bottles of water, buckets to fill, towels to dry off with and to wet to use as a rat-tail, and other field equipment.
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Jihad Machines are awesome. If you would like to challenge our authority, go right ahead! We'd love a new team in the league. We usually have matches outside of houses or in the park, so after you get a team and Super Soaker arsenal at your disposal, call us up. Jihadists UNITE!
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Revision as of 21:25, 5 March 2006

The computerized version of the Jihad Machine flag

The Jihad Machines is an elite water gun operative commando strike team...thing. It is composed of two Barbours and two Pryzants. The Blank Club founded the Jihad Machines in the summer of 2004. All 4 members had lots of experience blasting away with their top- of- the- line water guns, so as a team, they were unstoppable. The Jihad Machines had a lot of trouble finding another team, but through persuasion, 2 other teams were made Rainbow 9 and World Sacrilege.

The standard weapon for the Jihad Machines is the lightweight and powerful CPS 2100. However, the Brad and Luke both own the older but very deadly CPS 1200, Brad owns both of them= Both water guns are very big, not those sissy toy ones. Each operative carries with them a bottle of water for field refills. Brad, the team captain, holds a backpack filled with bottles of water, buckets to fill, towels to dry off with and to wet to use as a rat-tail, and other field equipment.

Jihad Machines are awesome. If you would like to challenge our authority, go right ahead! We'd love a new team in the league. We usually have matches outside of houses or in the park, so after you get a team and Super Soaker arsenal at your disposal, call us up. Jihadists UNITE!


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