Tambo

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Tambo is an evil God-Lord that inhabits people stomachs to control them, and most often Brad's stomach is a victim of his treachery.

Physical Traits

In stomach form, Tambo is not seen but instead heard possessing his victim. In physical form, Tambo is a pulsing organ type- thing that moves with his 6 slimy tentacles that suck the nutrients out of prey. Truly, Tambo is a fell being.

History

Tambo started out as a young stomach virus, but he knew he could be much more than this. He created an evil organization that would help him rise to power in the body. Other cells feared this organization, for they had destroyed many units of blood cell warriors. As soon as Tambo had risen to full power, he eliminated all of his associates, and invaded the stomach. Tambo morphed with the stomach with his unbelievable powers to turn into the Tambo we know and fear today. Tambo got rid of the host body, feeding off its nutrients until he had reach full size. Soon Tambo realized he needed more souls to feed off of, so he began his hunting spree. Yes, this is a gross story, but it must be told to warn the public of Tambo's horrors.

A picture of the site where a Tambo related movie by Kopak Films was to be made, Tambo's silly dinner

Other

Tambo has appeared in a comic, some lore, but mostly by Brad talking about how Tambo is possessing him, kind of like Gollum. And when this happens, watch out.

Theories

Many believe that Tambo is an ancient being named Cthulhu native to Squigalima.