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| - | An '''old flame''' is any person who [[Horgan, Joseph|Joe Horgan]] has previously hoped to have a relationship with. All have ended in disaster, denying [[Horgan, Joseph|Horgan]], rejecting [[Horgan, Joseph|Horgan]] or dumping [[Horgan, Joseph|Horgan]]. Today, [[Horgan, Joseph|Horgan]] reminisces about his old flames daily at the time of [[National Reminiscing Hour]].
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| - | ==Old Flames==
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| - | * Old Flame #1: A friend of [[Horgan, Joseph|Horgan]] since preschool, this was more of a denial than a rejection. She picked the leader (at the time of the [[The Great Bling War|Blank Wars]]) of the Blank Club's rival over [[Horgan, Joseph|Horgan]] as a boyfriend. [[Horgan, Joseph|Horgan]] swore for revenge.
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| - | * Old Flame #2: Some random red-haired girl whom [[Horgan, Joseph|Horgan]] turned to only to take his mind off of Old Flame #1. In hopes of finding a way to get back at the one who stole away Old Flame #1, he pursued this girl. He was quickly rejected. Miserably.
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| - | ==Rejections==
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| - | * Rejection #3: This potential romance went down in flames after [[Horgan, Joseph|Horgan]] had to be assisted by the entire [[Blank Club]] to just ask her for a dance. She said no.
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| - | * Rejection #4: A cold cynical girl who never liked [[Horgan, Joseph|Horgan]] very much. However, [[Horgan, Joseph|Horgan]] decided to try his luck on her anyway. He wrote a poem in Elvish telling her he liked her. She wrote back a [[Pour Joey|letter in French (see pour Joey)]] that said she hated him.
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| - | * Rejection #5: The same person as #1, Joey went out with her for about a day. However, [[Horgan, Joseph|Horgan's]] bad small talk skills and expertise at creating awkward moments cut this relationship short. It was later determined by experts that the date was only a pity date, and she probably never liked him. It is still being debated today.
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| - | ==Today==
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| - | Currently, [[Horgan, Joseph|Horgan]] has made a promise to himself that he will not pursue any new flames for a few years. But everyone knows that THAT will not last for more than a few months. At most.
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| - | ===New Flames===
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| - | There are new flames/flame but due to the fact that this saga of [[Horgan, Joseph|Horgan's]] life is just beginning this information must be kept secret.
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| - | ==More reading==
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| - | * [[THEM]]
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| - | * [[Horgan, Joseph]]
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| - | * [[National Reminiscing Hour]]
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| - | * [[TIA]]
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| - | * [[The Great Bling War]]
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